https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Wyan&feedformat=atomLondon Hackspace Wiki - User contributions [en-gb]2024-03-19T08:35:26ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.5https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Organisation/2014_Trustees_Election/Candidates&diff=47812Organisation/2014 Trustees Election/Candidates2015-09-08T14:32:08Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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==Martin Clarke (Crypt)== <br />
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I've been a member of London Hacksapce for nearly 4 years now, and before that I was always watching how the community grew, and what its turned into now is something far beyond what anyone could have imagined. I'm standing as a trustee because I believe that I can improve the already fantastic Hackspace community. I have seen the great work that has been put in by the current trustees and want to contribute what I can to further and improve that.<br />
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Having the amazing tools we do is a privilege that we can always expand on, with the new lasercutter and the 3D printer are always going to bring people in, but what keeps them around is the atmosphere in the place, and helpfulness of those around. As we've grown, we find that a lot of us who knew everyone in a small community, now find lots of new faces, and even old faces who aren't as familiar to us. I think expanding upon the new member experience, and trying to plan more social events as well as helping others too plan events in the space are essential to helping integrte the community more.<br />
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As a final note, I think also that helping other Hackspaces where we can would also be great for us to do, to expand national Hackspace groups. I have worked hard on events like EMF to help with this, but I think London Hackspace could do a lot more to further this goal.<br />
==Sam Cook (samlr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Sam-Cook.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, if you've not met me before it's probably because for the last year or so I've mostly been only visible online. The other reason is that until a year ago I had very long hair and a big beard. I've been a member of the space for quite some time and hopefully gives me a good perspective when dealing with any problems.<br />
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I may not be the most handy of people but I'm looking forward to continuing to help out around the space both with infrastructure and organisation. I'm keen to help the space grow and continue to do amazing things.<br />
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==Thomas Greer (tgreer)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Thomas-Greer.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, I'm tgreer. You may remember me from such subgroups as amateur radio and 3D printing. I've recently (read: in August) completed a tour of duty at EMF, where I spent most of my time driving people from A -> B.<br />
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I'm standing for trusteeship as I believe that whilst trustees are still just members, other members look towards them with problems and look for guidance. I like to think that people can approach me to discuss issues they have and that I can in turn provide helpful guidance for the members. We have more than doubled in size in the last 2 years. We need to get up and run with this and make the London Hackspace a better place.<br />
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==Matthew Israelsohn (ciborg)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Matthew-Israelsohn.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’m ciborg, I’ve been a London Hackspace member for 3 years; you might know me as the enthusiastic deaf guy asking about your project or tinkering with electronics and rapid prototyping technology in my own quest as a maker.<br />
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Over the last 30 years technology has improved the lives of disabled people faster than ever. I’ve engineered pan-European videophone projects for deaf people and for a decade consulted for a deaf charity on leveraging the most out of tech. Working as a London Paralympics technical volunteer truly opened my eyes to how a wider cross-section of society can participate - if there is sufficient access.<br />
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The Hackspace enables makers to network, share tools and knowledge. Innovation at the Hackspace can lead to quality of life improvements for disabled people and help everyone reach their full potential, yet this awesome space is not yet accessible to all and I am committed to improving this. <br />
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I’m organising a professional accessibility audit and have leads on obtaining funds to remove the remaining barriers. I lead a tour of UK Government & Disability Rights UK delegates around LHS to enable them to understand what we do and show how everyone including the disabled can benefit from hackspaces.<br />
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I’m passionate about technology, community and inclusiveness. We all need a little extra help sometimes, and it’s in my heart to enhance the good at London Hackspace. <br />
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I'm here to help everyone. I’m ciborg, vote for me and together let’s shape a better future for all. Thank you.<br />
==Nick Large (vetraskr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Nick-Large.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of the hackspace for several years now, and have seen it grow dramatically over that time. Over the past few years I've been involved in the organisation of EMF (the UK hacker camp), which has given me valuable insight and experience in exactly how much work happens behind the scenes to keep an organisation running smoothly.<br />
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To me one of the most important things about the Hackspace is the diverse community that has grown around it. We need to make sure that as we grow all members are welcomed and encouraged to participate.I'd also like to encourage all members to have agency over and responsibility for the parts of the Hackspace that they use, as this is something that I think we've had trouble scaling with the rest of the space.<br />
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In addition I think that one of the unspoken responsibilities of a trustee is to act as a voice of reason. We have many enthusiastic and passionate members, and we want to keep focusing that enthusiasm for positive ends.<br />
==Alice Wyan (wyan)==<br />
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I have been a Hackspace member since shortly after arriving to London in 2011. I started by doing some electronics projects and getting involved in photography in the darkroom. Then I got a more active involvement as we moved to our current site in 447 Hackney Road, helping out with the works and the move, and setting up the new place.<br />
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Since then I helped setting up the Amateur Radio club by lending equipment and arranging the club licence M0HSL, and helping with the training courses. I'm also currently involved in the group building the darkroom, and have recently started Mathspace, a Mathematics-related subgroup.<br />
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I'm putting myself forward for election as a Hackspace trustee because I would like to help the organisation keep growing and dealing with the pains that come from this growth. I think trustees are just members, rather than managers, and the role I hope to fulfill is that of mediating the conflicts that happen in the day to day running of the space, to aid communication matters, and to inspire others to do the same.<br />
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==Eugene Nadyrshin (mentar)==<br />
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Hello everyone! If you don't know me from the photo or nickname then you may have seen me tinkering around with the robot or running around like a headless chicken.<br />
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I really like the hack-space and I think what’s been achieved so far is amazing, I want to help continue that trend and that’s why I’ve decided to stand for a trustee position in this election. If elected I'd like to find new ways of increasing member involvement in the running of the hackspace. When I joined we had about three hundred or so members and there was a strong sense of community, but with over 1100 members now it’s getting harder to maintain that without active facilitation from the trustees and I think they need all the help they can get!<br />
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==Lucia Naidu==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Lucia-Naidu.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member for over a year, and visit the space often. I am a member of theNot Just Arduino and Acoustic Hacking groups, and have done many Arduino and electronics projects. When I first joined, I was a complete beginner to electronics and coding, so I understand the problems faced by newcomers, and also that the Hackspace community is a great place to learn new skills. I have also helped many others with their first Arduino projects.<br />
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The Hackspace has made a huge difference to my life, as it would have been impossible for me to learn on my own, and I have met many great people there. I have a disability which makes it difficult for me to access the space and difficult or impossible for me to use most tools and equipment, so I understand some of the problems that makers with disabilities can encounter. I think that improving accessibility would improve the space for everyone, the heavy doors are one example.<br />
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I would like to see more special interest groups getting together, so that members with similar interests can share skills and knowledge and make new friends.<br />
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I am at the Hackspace most Monday and Tuesday evenings, and sometimes on other days.<br />
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==Blanca Regina==<br />
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Hi I´m Blanca Regina. I'm currently involved in creating audiovisual performances, music, installations and film. <br />
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I will like to be a trustee because I think this is a position that needs to rotate, to whoever likes and loves Hackspace. For keeping up a positive attitude, the good work and maintain a clean and organized space. I think that to keep the space mantainance and to try to help whoever that needs a hand or guideline its essential. Im up for it!<br />
If I know about anything I will first make a cup of tea, I will listen and I'll try to refer you to the best ways of sorting out an idea or case.<br />
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I joined Hackspace in May 2012, and since then I feel very gratefull and close to what happens. I have met amazing people and I'm glad about it. I joined Music Hackspace and worked with the group for a couple of years curating the evening of live performances at Troyganic. I recently left the group looking forward to focus at some other initiatives.<br />
Since we moved to the new space and mostly for the last 8 months I've been focused in the Darkroom project and lately at the buildup of the Darkroom downstairs. I'm very excited about how this its turning out. Im becaming a master making tea. See you soon in the space.<br />
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==Tim Reynolds (TimRTerrible)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tim-Reynolds.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm standing in the trustee elections because I find myself with some spare time and capacity and putting that to use at the hackspace seems a fair trade for the things the space has done for me. As we approach 1200 active members the trustees are busier than ever. I've said during past elections that I'd like to facilitate subgroups taking on more responsibility (both fiscal and organisational) for their specific areas of the space, and that is still true. While trustees have no more control over how things evolve than any other member, I've mentioned that to give you some idea of the direction I'd like the space to head in.<br />
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I've been a hackspace member for almost four years and like to think I know what's going on most of the time. I'm in the space at least weekly to work on the [http://www.lhsbikeshed.co.uk/ Bikeshed] and can usually be found floating around on Tuesday evenings. I freelance in the entertainment industry as a day job and helped to run the stages at [http://www.emfcamp.org/ Electromagnetic Field 2014].<br />
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==Philip Roy (cepmender)== <br />
A member since 2011, I have had one tour of duty as a trustee during which I have seen the membership quadruple. Despite this expansion the core values and expectations of the community remain the same. I am proud to have had a part in keeping the LHS on track through the changes and challenges of the last three years and would consider it a privilege to continue serving the membership. My enthusiasm remains undimmed. <br />
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==Henry Sands (YetiFiasco)==<br />
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I'm happy with how the space is currently run and I don't see any reason to change things drastically, trustees past and present have done a fantastic job of keeping a community of over 1000 people stable and growing despite the ever present threat of drama and that’s what I’d like to continue as a trustee.<br />
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I'd like more focus on training for tooling and skills, skillsharing is one of founding Hackspace dogmas and apart from 3d printer, lathe, woodwork and laser cutter training, it's done on a very ad-hoc basis. There are many who wish to use specific tools, but can't find someone to show them the basics (the vinyl cutter for example, which is tricky to use at best). This would involve a thorough dig out of the wiki and a revamp of training articles, including tutorials and a catalogue of external resources.<br />
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Keeping the Hackspace ticking along, organizing more cool events like the open days and kicking up the activity on social media (more blog posts!) are all things I'd love to do.<br />
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==Ryan Sayre (kraptv)==<br />
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Hi there, I’m kraptv. I originally joined the space because of the amateur radio club - I really love communications. When I arrived, I installed networking to the radio shack, built the telephone system, and volunteered for infrastructure duty to improve the space.<br />
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Since then, I’ve listened to and assisted several fellow members with their goals, from helping champion the disabled to bringing in donations of technology and infrastructure bits that improves our space safety and security. I have enjoyed presenting at EMF and have actively given open house tours, washed dishes, disposed of dozens of bin bags, sorted recycling, and done plenty of sweeping and dishwashing - something I’ll continue regardless of election outcome. Actions matter over talk.<br />
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I believe in participating in progress rather than questioning results - and sensitivity matters when handling difficult issues. I stand for more sharing, less stealing, and better management of ‘collective stuff’ at the space. <br />
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Professionally, I’m a ‘technical diplomat’ for a large technology company - I understand the need for positive collaboration between members and the outside and am willing to take responsibility in managing information requests (PR, etc.) for the benefit of the space.<br />
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My organisational experience is also small and intimate - in 1997 I co-founded and still adminster an internet co-operative (skylab.org) with 150 members, volunteer in personally mentoring young technology professionals, and firmly believe in technology innovation as empowerment for a connected, egalitarian, and better life for everyone. <br />
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I like fun. Let’s have at it, gang. ;-)<br />
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==David Sullivan (Sully)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-David-Sullivan.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’ve been involved with the Hackspace since late 2011 and since that time I have tried to make the Hackspace as useful a place as it can be for others to make and do things whether that’s through helping the fit-out of Hackney Road, small maintenance and admin or providing help, advice and ad-hoc tours.<br />
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The membership of the Hackspace has grown rapidly in the last 3 years and it’s necessary to make it easier for all members to ‘connect’ in some way even if they live some distance away or only come in very rarely. Some aspects and uses of the space are based on ‘hidden knowledge’ currently and I would like to make it more obvious for members to find help and to be able to help others so things are not so reliant on a few.<br />
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I believe I am a good candidate for trustee and would deal with people fairly and with respect whilst taking consideration of the rest of the Hackspace as a whole.<br />
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==Heather Sullivan (akki)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Heather-Sullivan.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
You may not recognise me from my picture, I change my hair colour occasionally, but you may recognise me from my posts on the mailing list. I’m the one who made Pteri, the giant black pterodactyl that hangs in the main room on the ground floor, and the wooden bird skeletons that were on last year’s Royal Institution Christmas Lectures. Both made in the hackspace. In the old hackspace, I helped restart and build the old darkroom and helped out on several maker-faires in the past. <br />
I've not always been able to attend the hackspace in person but I've kept tabs on it from afar as I like to see the hackspace thrive.<br />
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We've grown into such a huge community that I feel we need to focus more on respect. Respect for the tools, the rules and each other, which is actually what the first two are for anyway. I hope that people will feel they can speak to me when they don’t feel like they can speak out on matters. I’m here to help and advocate for others.<br />
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==Samantha Thompson (samb1) ==<br />
[[File:Trustee-sam-thompson.jpeg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello,<br />
I come from a background of hands on lab work in biotech followed by<br />
business development in the scientific industry. I've also had a crazy<br />
love of computers since getting my BBC Model B at age 7!<br />
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I want to see every group in The Hackspace have the same support and<br />
encouragement that the biohacking group has benefited from thanks to<br />
the generosity of the founders and current trustees.<br />
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I think some of the best ideas arise when people from different<br />
backgrounds share knowledge and skills and as such The Hackspace is a<br />
unique place that I couldn't live without.<br />
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As one of the directors of the biohacking subgroup's legal entity I've<br />
been involved with getting our lab up to spec to meet government<br />
regulations and successfully putting together proposals for which we<br />
have received funding from other institutions such as UCL.<br />
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I feel this is a good grounding for dealing with requirements of a<br />
Hackspace trustee.<br />
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Our hackspace is awesome and I believe it can be even better.<br />
Please give me the opportunity to help in the next steps in its development.<br />
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==Jonty Wareing (jonty)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Jonty-Wareing.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Since we started the hackspace over five years ago I have watched it bloom into something we could never have imagined in the beginning - a community of over 100 people was almost unfathomable then, a community of over 1000 simply a joke.<br />
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We're still operating in a very similar manner to how we began, and while I (and others) have pushed for changes when necessary our current model is a simplistic evolution of the one set out in 2009. We've learned many lessons and passed on the knowledge, but we've not always used it to improve our own space.<br />
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In 2015 I would like to push for simple changes to the space in order to help manage the growing pains we're still suffering, giving more power to members, and helping the trustees manage the increasing load generated by the membership.<br />
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By the end of 2015 I am aiming for the following things:<br />
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* Subgroups being fully empowered to maintain their portions of the space<br />
* Refurbishment of parts of the space that remain untouched since moving<br />
* Better accessibility for tools and areas of the space<br />
* Tools and consumables being replaced & maintained constantly, with reporting for broken or missing equipment<br />
* Access control on all equipment that requires training, and regular scheduled training<br />
* Budget set aside for decorating the space and making it look awesome<br />
* Scheduled tours on Tuesday night, with guide training for those that want to help<br />
* Better communication with groups and introductions for new members<br />
* Better online presence, and a regular newsletter (again!)<br />
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I can't promise all this, but I can tell you I've already been working toward it for some time.<br />
2015 is going to be a great year for the hackspace.<br />
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==Tom Wyatt (tomwyatt)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tom-Wyatt.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
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i'm Tom, I've been a member for 3 odd years now (not as far back as the<br />
very first space but close) and seen it grow from a single office space in<br />
Hoxton to the building we have now. I've been around for most of the great<br />
trials and troubles we've been through.<br />
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I've attended a whole bunch of makerfaires and other events in the name of<br />
the Hackspace as well as building a bunch of stuff for it to promote us on<br />
blogs etc. The big blue sign in the lobby was my doing as is the spaceship<br />
in the carpark.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Amateur_Radio/Authorised_Users&diff=47439Amateur Radio/Authorised Users2015-07-07T12:43:18Z<p>Wyan: Add authorised users statement</p>
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<div>= Statement by the licence holder =<br />
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As the keeper of the M0HSL club callsign, I have personally met with and authorised the following full licensee members to operate and supervise under the M0HSL callsign in the LHS radio shack, under the current Ofcom regulations and for as long as they remain members of the club:<br />
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* M0OKE – Paul Dart, Paul2<br />
* M0RYS – Ryan Sayre, kraptv<br />
* G6VZM – John Johnson, g6vzm<br />
* G7SII – Matt Pepperel, mattp<br />
* G4GRS – Martin<br />
* M0NGY – Jon Fautley, Filbert<br />
* M0DLX – Dominic<br />
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— Alice Wyan, M0GXD, 7th July 2015.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Amateur_Radio/Guidelines&diff=47438Amateur Radio/Guidelines2015-07-07T12:37:17Z<p>Wyan: Add link to list of authorised users</p>
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<div>One of the most excellent parts of our club is the shared 24 hour access to the shack - it offers good infrastructure and a variety of opportunities to improve as well. <br />
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Anyone that wishes to utilise the shack and the equipment independently must:<br />
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* Be a current member of the London Hackspace<br />
* Have had an introduction and training on the equipment and infrastructure by another member of the radio club as well as being familiar with these guidelines<br />
* If transmitting, must be a licensed radio amateur recognised by Ofcom (via direct UK amateur radio licence or reciprocal agreement such as a CEPT-recognised licence)<br />
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=== Operating in the Shack ===<br />
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Before operating in the shack, be confident that:<br />
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* Radios, antennas, and appropriate feeders are connected and functioning properly (No horrible SWR, no disconnected antenna components, etc.)<br />
* Make sure that you start of on the lowest power setting to check SWR and to subsequently tune, not doing this can easily break the equipment<br />
* Radio is set to appropriate power outputs (e.g. Foundation up to 10w, Intermediate up to 50w, Full up to 400w)<br />
* You have ensured that your station is not in any danger from dangling cords<br />
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While operating:<br />
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* Use your own callsign unless explicitly under the physical presence of a full licensee who is also [[Amateur_Radio/Authorised_Users|authorised to operate]] by the licence keeper (currently [[User:Wyan|wyan, M0GXD]])<br />
* Enter all your QSOs in the (traditionally paper) logbook with the callsign you're using<br />
* Food/drink is fine, as long as you can ensure that you won't spill it into equipment and dispose of it properly<br />
* Follow general good practice for amateur radio operation (causing un-necessary QRM, swearing on air etc.)<br />
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After operating:<br />
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* Consider how we might make the shack / infrastructure better - Running low on connectors/cables/etc?<br />
* Tidy up - don't wait for someone else to clean up the disaster zone<br />
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=== Modifying the Shack & Antennas ===<br />
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* Talk over your proposed changes with others via email or IRC - don't act in isolation, often times others can make your idea even better. <br />
* Test and make sure your changes have been an improvement - no shame in reverting back your original change!<br />
* Document your changes - at least tell a couple of other members that you've made changes, even if something breaks - a known bad state is better than an unknown one!<br />
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These guidelines all boil down to the fact that we’re working on combined projects and activities together. It’s not a ‘be perfect or die’ stance, it’s ‘be excellent to each other’ - let's keep at it!<br />
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[[Category:Amateur Radio]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=OfficeClearJune2015&diff=47424OfficeClearJune20152015-07-06T16:54:08Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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<div>In mid <strike>June</strike> July 2015 we will be able to remove leftover items from a bank office that is moving to new premises.<br />
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All remaining equipment will have been decommissioned by the weekend of the 11/12th July and be available for removal.<br />
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Some items are available for a nominal fee, others are available for free.<br />
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The nominal fee should be considered an advised "max bid" for an item. It may be less or more depending on offers from other agents.<br />
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Which items we are interested in needs to be arranged in advance as a the office needs to arrange disposal and get advance quotes from clearence firms.<br />
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== Costed items ==<br />
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Below is a compilation of items interest has been expressed in, their available number and any suggested price to ensure.<br />
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'''Wheeled office chairs'''<br />
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Girsberger 'Folio', task, 5 wheel, black, coat hanger on back<br />
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52 items, £20ea.<br />
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* 2 items, Henry Sands, £40<br />
* 2 items, Tgreer, £40<br />
* 2 items, Tim Reynolds, £40<br />
* 1 item, Nathen Sample, £20<br />
* 2 item, Dan Reid, £40<br />
* 4 items, Matt Taylor, £80<br />
* 3 items, wyan, £60<br />
* 2 items, Matt Wheeler, £40<br />
* 1 item, Paul Rossi, £20<br />
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'''Total items:''' 19<br />
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'''Remaining:''' 35<br />
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'''Total cost:''' £360<br />
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'''Printers'''<br />
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Various available<br />
* Printer with duplex unit, Wyan Std, nominal fee (£10-20?)<br />
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== Single items ==<br />
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* 46" TV, Adrian Godwin/Music Hackspace, £50<br />
* Silver drinks fridge, Sci/Hackspace, £20<br />
* Water-cooler, Adrian Godwin/Hackspace, £10<br />
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== Freebies ==<br />
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* Rollerfront cabinets, 63 available, various sizes (see spreadsheet)<br />
** 7 x Voko tambour unit 1200w x 720h x 440d grey <b>Hackspace</b><br />
* Microwave, 1 item, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* Shelving units, 18 available, two sizes<br />
** 5 x Racking, steel, grey bolt together. 12" x 36" x 86"h <b>Hackspace</b><br />
* 60Kw UPS<br />
** Sci/parting-out for members/partial battery installation into existing UPS<br />
** Jon Russell/home installation<br />
** <s>Paddy Duncan/Hackspace installation</s><br />
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== Random ==<br />
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Interest in items that have not been mentioned as existing as part of the clearance<br />
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* Mugs, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* 1-2U server cabinets, Cristian</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Quotes&diff=47174Quotes2015-06-02T20:13:58Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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<aden> i'm an idiot, came in to work today and i've got the day off<br />
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<Paul2> man vengaboys were awesome<br />
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<Muz> [[Image:MuzFfuuuu.png|250px]] (repeat forever)<br />
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<caitlin> the musicians need to get home to bed, so they can get up early and work on their business plan<br />
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<@jontyw> this is why I love russ:<br />
<@jontyw> <russ> I found a piece of leuttice in my wallet this morning, so I presume I had a kebab.<br />
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<Paul2> the sad thing is people have nothing better to do with their lives but add trees to OSM<br />
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<@t0m> I'm also fairly big on angle grinding, and generally most things which can result in accidental breakage of rule 0<br />
<@m00> rule 0?<br />
<@t0m> Do not be on fire.<br />
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<@solexious> Should the used Ferric Chloride and Sodium Silicate be returned into their respective bottles?<br />
<parag0n> drink them<br />
<parag0n> they're harmless once used<br />
<parag0n> and taste delicious<br />
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<Paul2> AircraftInteriorsExpo, continuing the trend of putting anyword infront of expo and thinking it will be great.<br />
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<parag0n> who wants to buy sealand and start a hackspace there<br />
<tomwardill> the commute is a bit of a bitch<br />
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<ICANN> have you guys ever heard of the landline hacking?<br />
<ICANN> well not hacking really but secret<br />
<theothers> It's not called that anymore, it's Bushwhacking.<br />
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<theothers> If you ever see arpawocky on this channel he would be able to teach you how to build this stuff, he tought me.<br />
<ICANN> to build what?<br />
<@parag0n> mains phase shifter, other disco equipment<br />
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<codexn> caitlin ,i am wish to make friends with you !just talk something we like ,ok?<br />
<@Alex> ...wat<br />
<caitlin> hush you, i stand to make my first ever friend<br />
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<@aden> i read irc, twitter, and facebook, that's like reading a few really badly written books every day<br />
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<@russss> it's dark. There may be a nonzero chance of being eaten by a grue<br />
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<@solexious> Im going to repurpose one of my strobe beacons and hook it up to a methane sensor for the loos<br />
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<@solexious> ow, protip, dont solder naked<br />
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<ms7821> I am not sleeping on the dong<br />
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<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
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<glen2> Pizza printer?<br />
<Blapto> pizza printer!<br />
<glen2> So a cheese extruider?<br />
<aden> going to put pizza dough in the makerbot instead of PLA<br />
<glen2> Please don't touch the Makerbot.<br />
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<@aden> you can't own a mac and be a troll, you'd spend all day trolling yourself<br />
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<@solexious> oni_: less dancing, more grinding<br />
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<@roberthl> aden: is that... bacon[[:File:Bacon_muffins.jpg|?]]<br />
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<parag0n> eve is basically a spreadsheet<br />
<parag0n> with a pretty 3d UI<br />
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<oni_> jontyw: where did you find that site?<br />
<jontyw> oni_, which site?<br />
<oni_> http://youtubecrack.on.nimp.org<br />
<earlbot> [ GNAA Last Measure Live! ]<br />
<jontyw> DO NOT CLICK<br />
<Tamsin> I was going to ask if that was SFW :)<br />
<oni_> lol, indeed<br />
<roberthl> ah fuck<br />
<roberthl> thanks guys :(<br />
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<@solexious> aaah beard fire]<br />
<@solexious> soldering fail #2<br />
< blapto> DON'T BE ON FIRE<br />
<@solexious> its fine, im not in the space<br />
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<@actel> everything runs on gin<br />
<@Muz> Gin, and dreams.<br />
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<Blapto> Has anybody here ever bought a towel?<br />
<Muz> ... yes?<br />
<Blapto> I need some towels. I've never bought one.<br />
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< martop25xton> i am not that smart but i am easy to get along with<br />
<@lozzd> that much is clear<br />
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<@roberthl> yeah i probably came in at a bad angle<br />
<@roberthl> i think we should call it "combat docking"<br />
<@drPoggs> roberthl: i hope you wiped up<br />
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<caitlin> i had spoke cards on every single bit of my bike i could get them on when i was 9 <br />
<caitlin> REALLY wanted a motorbike<br />
<caitlin> it was quite hard to pedal<br />
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<@drPoggs> it's not *too* far<br />
<@drPoggs> continue down Old Street until you think you're in the 80s, then left up Kingsland Road and y'er almost there<br />
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<@russss> I'm sure it's doing it in a logical order, it's just not using the correct kind of logic.<br />
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<Blapto> I actually quite enjoyed that blue people film in 3D<br />
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<@haywardgb> i need a pee! where's Sol!<br />
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<caitlin> srsly, you motherfuckers.. the quotes page is basically grep caitlin log.file<br />
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< gsearle> Anyone here speak German?<br />
<@solexious> 9<br />
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<caitlin> i loathe them junking ethics in with religion<br />
<caitlin> it's like putting porn in the kids tv section<br />
<caitlin> i could use a better analogy<br />
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<@jontyw> So, all the lights are on in the space but I can't see anyone there....<br />
< pingbat> sounds like lots of people i know<br />
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* Blapto commits seppeku or bukkake or whatever it is<br />
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< Blapto> Sucking is too much effort<br />
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<@glen2> I'm in a shell, you'll have to describle the jpg to me.<br />
< Paul2> glen2: pixel one: dark blue ish<br />
< Paul2> pixel two (going l->r) also dark blue<br />
< Paul2> maybe balck actually<br />
< Paul2> 3: same as others<br />
< Paul2> bored now. you get the picture<br />
< Paul2> oh. wait. you dont.<br />
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<Muz> I think you misunderestimate my girth<br />
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<@solexious> Cory Doctoro just borrowed a drill<br />
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<amln> that 'ff' thing confused the fuck out of me. i did think it was about fisting.<br />
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< Herald> I even put it in the oven for 5 minutes to make it warm and soft<br />
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<russss> I have like 16GB of horse-related XML<br />
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<@oni> i am currently looking after Solexious's cats<br />
<@oni> they like kebabs funnily<br />
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[18:39:45] <russss> what? I'm not grumpy<br />
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<@JamesHarrison> If they complain, put wheels on the bottom one and stick a permit on it<br />
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< aden> they could be using grindr to find a pub with lots of mac users in<br />
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<@russss> this stuff really isn't new, that's the thing. Why does it take fucking Microsoft to come out with something to get people excited about it.<br />
< Underhand> because people get excited about fucking?<br />
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<solexious> there was also a dead bee in the water tank :/<br />
<zts> that's a bug, not a feature<br />
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<ms7821> it's the same as running away from bears - you only need to be more secure than the bike next to you<br />
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<elliot_w> useful for layzoring?: http://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html<br />
<earlbot> [ Gear template generator ]<br />
<chaotician> that's really cool<br />
<aden> now all we need is something that requires wooden or perspex gears<br />
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<aden> i use one of those hdmi over cat 5 things, and a power over ethernet adapter, and a wireless bridge, so now my pc is totally wireless<br />
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< coldblood> how are the trains running into london?<br />
< ms7821> still on tracks<br />
<@Paul2> the same way they normally do, through application of kinetic energy and friction and things<br />
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<parag0n> whoooooa<br />
<parag0n> NASA discovered life on earth<br />
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< alexs> It's like that Silicon based blob from star trek<br />
< alexs> that eats rock<br />
< alexs> (ST:TOS)<br />
< parag0n> mmm, rocks<br />
< alexs> It means life on Titan is possible.<br />
< alexs> Think of the romeo and juliet esq fanfiction that's possible now!<br />
< alexs> Arsenic based life-form falls in love with phosphorous based life form.<br />
< alexs> They run away together, and then die.<br />
< srimech> You could call it "My Chemical Romance"<br />
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< parag0n> how can we draw a penis on a set of xmas lights<br />
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<@Muz> Aden's floppy blue-tinged emoboy quiff hung loosely in front of his eyes as he breathed gently down Nigle's neck.<br />
<@Muz> Slow, the makerbot began to extrude a fine white paste.<br />
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<@jontyw> Honest to god, someone just emailed the contact@hackspace.org.uk address asking for advice on how to set up a hackerspace in london<br />
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<glen2> I'm pritty sure I could get any surgery right on the second or third try.<br />
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* russss still hasn't had an opportunity to try his telescope out<br />
<@solexious> so to speak<br />
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* alexs wonders if the mechanics on the funicular railway are RMT members<br />
<Paul2> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers (FUCK)<br />
< CableTwitch> And also the Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers Emergency Rescue Service (FUCKERS)<br />
< ms7821> and their outsourced IT dept, FUCKIT<br />
< SamLR> Funicular uniont of contractors and keyworks: wellbeing, and information training (staff) FUCKWITS<br />
< Paul2> fuckwits, the wireless part of the it services<br />
< CableTwitch> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers - Official Funicular Forum<br />
< alexs> Oh dear.<br />
< ms7821> I hear they're expanding to LUL properties with their new Trains And Rails Division<br />
< CableTwitch> The department for dealing with trackworks and maintainance follows the Universal Program<br />
< Paul2> There is a Cellular Underground Networks Team for mobiles on the tube. I need to tell them their name.<br />
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<ms7821> I had to explain 4chan to my grandmother at christmas<br />
<jpds> ms7821: 4chan != channel4.<br />
<DanB_> ms7821: You cannot say that and not give us an idea of how *precisely* you managed to explain 4chan? :) I can imagine it was quite something!<br />
<aden> slapped her round the face with his dong, and said "it's a bit like that"<br />
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<jontyw> What is solexious up to?<br />
<solexious> jontyw: helping the pizza guy work his cctv recorder<br />
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@<srimech> Due to a collision of two mailing list threads, four members of the London Hackspace were cast in resin for a new Sky TV series on the 2nd February 2011.<br />
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<aden> can't remember who it was, in the end we kicked them from the channel for being dead<br />
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<Cyd> i have an accent fetish<br />
<Cyd> i think...<br />
<Cyd> i hear a great english accent i melt<br />
<lozzd> if you were a hot girl, i'd so be attempting to bed you right now<br />
<Cyd> really?<br />
<lozzd> no offense<br />
<lozzd> hahahahah<br />
<lozzd> that was.. bizarre<br />
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< Cindy> hi everyone<br />
<@lozzd> oh.<br />
<@lozzd> i c what u did thar.<br />
< Cindy> ?<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:06] <-- Cyd (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has left #london-hack-space<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:42] --> Cindy (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has joined #london-hack-space<br />
< Cindy> what a coincidence...<br />
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<Muz> No, he suggested that they merely share two properties<br />
<Muz> FFUU<br />
<jontyw> I want to start graphing the frequency of muz's channel fuckups<br />
<Muz> :(<br />
<Muz> I'd been so good for months!<br />
<creature> jontyw: I think he needs a gmail-style "You're about to say something in #london-hack-space. Is this really the channel you were expecting to post in?" dialog whenever he speaks.<br />
<jontyw> Mere seconds later, in another channel:<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Also, wtb moar multi-threading.<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> FFFUUU<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Shut up jonty.<br />
<jontyw> <alex> Haha.<br />
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<Muz> This channel has really jumped the troll.<br />
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<kokey> ?molest<br />
<robonaut> kokey, I don't understand 'molest'. Did you mean 'meet'?<br />
<Randomskk> haha "meet"<br />
<Randomskk> as in, 'I'm going to "meet" some children'<br />
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<jontyw> For use only in emergencies: <br />
<jontyw> ?llama <br />
<robonaut> | Tony the drama llama says.. | <br />
<robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <br />
<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> | o ~) | <br />
<robonaut> | o (_---; | <br />
<robonaut> | (Calm down children!) o /|~|\ | <br />
<robonaut> | / / / | <br />
<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <br />
User mode for ms7821 set to +o by ChanServ <br />
← robonaut was kicked by ms7821 (~Mark@goatse.co.uk): spam <br />
User mode for ms7821 set to -o by ChanServ <br />
<jontyw> Aww <br />
* jontyw removes the llama<br />
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<russ> Amongst other gunk, there was HALF A DEAD BEE lodged in the water flow interlock sensor.<br />
<artag> Alas, poor Eric.<br />
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<TypeOLobo> Looking for a squid expert with good-to-expert security,routing experience. Pays $500 for the solution. Easy money for the right expert.<br />
<ms7821> bruce schneier's a squid expert<br />
<TypeOLobo> ok, thanks ms.. i'll look for him.<br />
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<@solexious> its for dirk<br />
<parag0n> gently?<br />
* srimech whispers: "it's for dirk"<br />
<SpikeUK> :-(<br />
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<@Jasperw> can anyone remember that product/shopping agregator website that jonty posted, it was called something like justbuythisone.com<br />
<@Jasperw> oh wait, thats exactly what it's called.<br />
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<Alex> solexious: wat?<br />
<Alex> solexious: your script sucks, or that's not a script, or something else. :)<br />
<solexious> Alex: what? i dont even<br />
<Alex> horse.<br />
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<aden> when i worked on a it helpdesk, idiots wanted apostrophes in their names, then were surprised when they couldn't receive external email<br />
<russss> this is why you don't work in a helpdesk any more aden<br />
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<GPenguin> what does the bot mean when it says that somebody opened the door?<br />
<ms7821> :S<br />
<aden> GPenguin: take a guess<br />
<GPenguin> somebody connected via ssh?<br />
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<SamLR> timm pho is good but doesn't have the scalability of pizza<br />
<@russss> pho is fucking web scale<br />
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<Underhand> i certainly didn't report it when a drunk in newcastle flopped his cock out and ran towards me. i just figured that was par for the course on a friday night in the north.<br />
<creature> Underhand: You should feel privileged. That's a traditional Northern welcome. It's a great honour.<br />
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<@SamLR> we're no longer "london hackspace" we're "some guys in london" (Fox says so!)<br />
<spooq> right above "dog climbs fence"<br />
<spooq> and "homeowners fined for noisy toddler"<br />
<spooq> LHS has hit the big time!<br />
<eb4890> We've made it. We can stop now. We aren't going to do any better than that.<br />
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<jontyw> ARGHARGArarRAGHHH http://trbaldwin.com/takeways-from-linklove-london/<br />
<jontyw> SEO conferences need to be routinely firebombed<br />
<creature> jontyw: firebombed, bombed, molotov cocktailed, incendiary bombed.<br />
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<Sci> ...And if it stops just one person filling a working clock mechanism with hot-glue & putting it on a hat, I'll be happy.<br />
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<lovelace_> oh and the people tidying up in advance of the kids might want to remove the japanese scat porn from the lovelace downloads folder if the kids will be unsupervised near this pooter<br />
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<ms7821> meta threads really hit the google filters - I'm getting multiple NLP ads now<br />
<ms7821> and one on bike sheds :|<br />
<parag0n> what colour are they?<br />
<ms7821> japanese<br />
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<jonty> http://cloudgirlfriend.com/<br />
<caitlin> i'm thinking that through, but cloud girlfriends have existed for just about ever<br />
<caitlin> a platform with limited resources, but shared between a large number of clients?<br />
<caitlin> on which as a client you 'rent' time?<br />
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<lovelace_> ?board RIP Fruity, March 2011 - April 2011. Beloved by HaywardGB, murdered by hoodlums<br />
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<aden> they should ban handkerchiefs from tubes, in case terrorists use hanky code to communicate<br />
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<ms7821> even more important http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism<br />
<earlbot> [ Hitler's possible monorchism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]<br />
<@russss> lol<br />
<@srimech> He was monochromatic though, I've seen pictures<br />
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<@glen2> Anyway I go to bed now. I've had a bussy day of braking httpd and having my dog eat one of my walls.<br />
<ms7821> glen2: is walls a typo?<br />
<@srimech> I read it as balls too<br />
<artag> glen2 is monochromatic as well now<br />
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<@jontyw> Making the cameras members only to increase privacy is absurd, given we have ~272 members. That's like fucking in a bedroom that only 272 people have the key to and thinking it unlikely that someone will walk in.<br />
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<tomwardill_> so, this bikeshed, it needs to be green, yes? ;)<br />
<jontyw> I was thinking it should be invisible, to increase privacy.<br />
<tomwardill_> oh yes!<br />
<tomwardill_> and unplottable<br />
<tomwardill_> in case it appears on a map<br />
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<russss> if there's someone next to me staring at me I can punch them in the face<br />
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<ajp5> <basil fawlty>dont mention the cameras, I mentioned them once but I think i got away with it </bf><br />
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<parag0n> hdd platters make good frisbees<br />
<jontyw> They really do<br />
<jontyw> There's a huge stack of them in the space<br />
<jontyw> I took great joy in frisbeeing a few into the carpark from the balcony the other night<br />
<jontyw> Tiny death frisbees<br />
<creature> What's their hang time like? Think you could clear the railway tracks?<br />
<jontyw> Yeah, you could<br />
<jontyw> The only issue is that if you fall short you just chucked a bit of metal onto railway tracks.<br />
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<russss> 11. Does the organisation welcomes membership from marginalised groups in the community e.g.<br />
<russss> asylum seekers, lesbian and gay men, ethnic minorities, people with disabilities, women, young<br />
<russss> people and older age groups?<br />
<russss> If yes please provide documentary evidence<br />
<russss> [sic]<br />
<russss> how the hell do you provide documentary evidence of that?<br />
<martind> put up a sign "lesbians welcome"? then take pics?<br />
<creature> We can photocopy people's gay cards, right?<br />
<andrewgodwin> right, every disabled, gay or female member needs to provide a short essay...<br />
<solexious> badly worded? "lesbian and gay men"<br />
<russss> heh<br />
<solexious> i'm a lesbian man!<br />
<martind> ah yeah it needs to be "lesbian men welcome"<br />
<andrewgodwin> I'll happily provide documentary evidence that the hackspace is FABULOUS<br />
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<@JamesHarrison> in retrospect, trying to debate AV with people on /b/ was never a good idea<br />
<br />
<jontyw> I was considering shipping a box of bees to someone for april fools day<br />
<jontyw> But I figured it might be a bit harsh<br />
<jontyw> "Oh! I've got a present!"<br />
<jontyw> "OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE"<br />
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* Errant does the moving-to-Geneva dance<br />
* Errant is going to communicate the shit out of CERN<br />
<glen2> Errant: Do some dumpster-diving at CERN for the Hackspace.<br />
<srimech> Bring us back a bag of muons<br />
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<srimech> Renski: World ending tomorrow, didn't you get the mail?<br />
<Renski> ffs, I have library books I need to return<br />
<srimech> I know, I just bought loads of tea bags, there's no way I'm going to use them all now<br />
<Renski> srimech: I need to arrange an orgy or something, what time is this meant to happen?<br />
<bmalee> Local time everywhere, apparently.<br />
<srimech> It'll take ages.<br />
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<glen2> If I remember the Bible correctly, isn't the rapture ment to take 300 male virgin jews?<br />
<tomwyatt> oh god, 300 virgin WoW players<br />
<glen2> So it could have happened!<br />
<mattp> at least ping times will go down.<br />
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<glen2> I'm going to bed now. I have to remove the balls from my dog early tomorrow.<br />
<Underhand> poor dog.<br />
<glen2> I wonder if the vet would be willing to replace them with D20's.<br />
<br />
<glen2> Salford is the songs of Joy Division made solid.<br />
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<ms7821> ?weather<br />
<robonaut> Light rain, 16C/61F, Humidity: 72% Wind: SW at 18 mph<br />
<ms7821> neat<br />
<ms7821> oh wait, did I write that?<br />
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<@jontyw> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081109165257AAjtP30<br />
< earlbot> [ My toe fingers keep growing how do I make them short? - Yahoo! Answers ]<br />
<@jontyw> Dear Ryan, I think you'll find they're just called toes. You fucking idiot.<br />
< timm> Toe Finger!<br />
<@jontyw> Love, the internets.<br />
<@tomscott> "he's the man / the man with the toes for fingers"<br />
<@srimech> Catchy<br />
<@tomscott> which is ironic, since there's no way he could catch with toefingers<br />
<@srimech> It's very dangerous to underestimate toefinger.<br />
<@jontyw> He loves only toooes, Only Tooees, He loves toooes<br />
< timm> <posh accent>Good Day, Mr. Bond, I'm ToeFinger" </posh accent><br />
<@tomscott> "do you expect me to talk?" "no, Mr Bond, I expect you to be mildly uncomfortable and try not to stare"<br />
<@jontyw> Would his henchman be Footjob?<br />
<@jontyw> And Footsie Galore<br />
<br />
<@srimech> How's your burrito? Not waspy enough? Here we go. *enwasp*<br />
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<alecjw> what are the plans for the little room on the left at the back of the workshop?<br />
<@creature> The toilet?<br />
<@roberthl> it's a toilet<br />
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<@jontyw> Oh for tits sake, we're suspending the sea fort trip AGAIN.<br />
* jontyw cries a little<br />
<@tomscott> well, don't worry about it, after all it's the fort that counts<br />
<br />
<alecjw> ie buy her an orchid or something - all women like orchids, right?<br />
<lovelace_> yes. unless they dont like orchids<br />
<alecjw> i'm hoping she doesn't belong to that category<br />
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<ms7821> and I thought Windows woudl bloody work<br />
<br />
<billy_> someone dropped half of one off the balcony, and people were stepping around it, like a puddle of vomit<br />
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<lovelace_> im visiting from pl and want to see all your cool projects<br />
<artag> lovelace_: they are all around you, cunningly disguised as piles of broken rubbish<br />
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<@glen2> Experience what pre-industrial revolution life must have been like with our collection of motorless lathes.<br />
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<oni> I demand nubile hot students!<br />
<oni> I wonder if thats a clause in my contract<br />
<solexious> oni: I almost took a job as a theatre tech in a 6th form girls boarding school for the same reason<br />
<br />
<@Jasperw> it's like being molested by your favourite teddy bear.<br />
<@Jasperw> really this should come as no surprise for me, i've hung out on asr, i have an adminspoorting t-shirt, i should know in the inner recesses of my being what all sysadmins know:<br />
<@Jasperw> All software sucks, and all hardware sucks.<br />
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The continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
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<Muz> Also, with cuffs, you totally can't bind limbs to other limbs securely, as you could with say rope.<br />
<Muz> FFUCK<br />
<martind> #bondage pls<br />
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<earlbot> [ The Monarchy Today > Queen and public > Royal visits > Queen and passport ]<br />
<kierank> s/Her majesty/Chairman Jonty<br />
<jontyw> I am unsure if you're implying that I am a "her". <br />
<kierank> i am not implying that<br />
<Underhand> jontyw: well, are you?<br />
-*- jontyw checks<br />
<jontyw> I don't think so<br />
<jontyw> "Her"'s are innies, right?<br />
<br />
The further continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
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<Muz> I'm fucking hungry. What time are we Westfielding?<br />
<Muz> You're not work IRC.<br />
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<jontyw> Paul2, we attempt to get consensus, basically. If that fails, we start killing the people who disagree with us.<br />
<jontyw> It's a simple system.<br />
<srimech> I thought we were using the phrase "adjust" rather than "kill"<br />
<nigle> Yep, life expectancy adjustment :-)<br />
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<russss> and broadly I am just a frontend to wikipedia<br />
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<earthshine> alecjw: Do you use Lynx ?<br />
<alecjw> sometimes. at the moment im using firefox with js disabled<br />
<roowilliams> why js disability?<br />
<alecjw> i don't beleive in web 2.0<br />
<br />
<amx109> hey. anyone got any contact info for lhs folks in Brighton?<br />
<amx109> I've arrived but with nowhere to really go, or peeps to see<br />
<aden> go into a random pub toilet, call one of the numbers on the wall<br />
<br />
<Paul2> We should take more lessons from Neighbours. Upset at something? Don't worry. Wait until tomorrow and everyone will have forgotten about it.<br />
<br />
<russss> tl;dr: we need a bar.<br />
<russss> that's the final line of a poem I haven't written yet<br />
<br />
<FractalBobz> Isn't there a pariety?<br />
<ms7821> nope, but the high bit is used for extended ascii<br />
<jontyw> A piratey?<br />
<FractalBobz> Yarr!<br />
<ms7821> are piratey bits pieces of 8?<br />
<br />
<alecjw> timROGERS, are you the person sitting to my right?<br />
<timROGERS> Yes. Haha.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> [on the phone to the beer wholesalers] I'm the crazy one with the handcart.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> jontyw: i knew the regulars think of me as a helfunsaftee disaster but i didnt know you, who's visited the space less than half a dozen times since i joined, i've forgotten how i started this sentence<br />
<br />
<ms7821> the only thing that travels faster than light is alecjw's reputation for causing damage<br />
<br />
< ms7821> but that wand is only large enough for macchiatos<br />
<@jontyw> That's what SHE said<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Do you remember what I was doing? I'd like to know. I found an animated gif of myself dressed in binbags on twitter the next morning.<br />
<br />
* TheHypnotist just had a romantic dinner for two with someone extra special and bright, shiney, inteligent and lovely beautifully long flowing brown hair. <3 <br />
<jontyw> TheHypnotist, ms7821?<br />
<TheHypnotist> yesh jonty, yesh <3<3<br />
<br />
<aden> nobody would notice the difference between jeremy kyle and the hackspace webcam<br />
<br />
<russss> the case of my macbook pro is floating above earth<br />
<amx109> in orbit?<br />
<russss> ELECTRICALLY<br />
<br />
< wb_> Hi, this is Wieger, I visited the London Hackspace last weekend with a small group of dutchmen<br />
<@glen2> wb_: We don't still have them.<br />
< nigle> Sold them on ebay<br />
<@aden> we sold a small group of dutchmen on ebay?<br />
< squeeks> we didn't get much, right?<br />
<@t0m> no, we split them into individual lots<br />
<@t0m> still made more on the P&P than the goods though :(<br />
<@glen2> wb_ only posted one line of text.<br />
< wb_> :)<br />
<br />
<ms7821> jontyw: s/Alex/alecjw/? <br />
<Alex> no.<br />
<jontyw> ms7821, no<br />
<jontyw> NO<br />
<jontyw> no<br />
<ms7821> no?<br />
<jontyw> n<br />
<jontyw> o<br />
<srimech> There's no limit<br />
<Alex> THERE'S NO LIMIT<br />
<Alex> /part<br />
* srimech high-fives Alex<br />
<br />
(where lovelace_ is calum)<br />
<Randomskk> america is really broken<br />
<lovelace_> its been broke for a while...<br />
<lovelace_> probably since the slave trade<br />
<br />
<@JamesHarrison> We'll need to do a Mission Control makeover for the quiet room, of course<br />
<@Flux42> Hoxton, we have a problem... </pred><br />
<br />
<@SamLR> it really depresses me how many people will accept "magnets" as a reason that someone's perpetual motion device works<br />
<br />
<kierank> I always longed for tubby toast<br />
<kierank> that brown paste on them looked tasty<br />
<br />
<artag> teach a man to solder, and you feed farnell for life<br />
<br />
<solexious> she freaked a bit when the door bell spoke to her<br />
<br />
<alecjw> i'm utterly dysfunctional and i dont know where i'd be without an army of people sorting my life out for me<br />
<br />
* Flux42 notes VIM is twenty today.<br />
<srimech> Flux42: vim is 20. VIM is 1006.<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> or... any idea how to remove all trace of raid safely - I've never had to do that before<br />
<aden> dd bs=1024k if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda<br />
<lovelace_> ta aden<br />
<aden> that should remove all trace of raid<br />
<lovelace_> it already says the array isn't active<br />
<theorbtwo> That should remove (more or less) all traces of *anything*.<br />
<lovelace_> brb<br />
* lovelace_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)<br />
<br />
* Akki14 is scared of the heinz ketchup facebook page. they just keep entering me into contests <br />
* artag is terrified of the idea of a facebook page for condiments<br />
<artag> i consume sauce. i don't want to interact with it socially.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I learned all my fingering skills off mavis<br />
<br />
<healern> It is a tight space for your fingers to cram in, but the advantage is that once you get use to it, you don't need to move your fingers to press anything<br />
<br />
<dmi> FFS<br />
<dmi> tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> bloody Americans<br />
<Akki14> dmi: of course correctly it should be 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> Akki14: if you're going ISO, yes<br />
<Akki14> best way to sort things<br />
<br />
< ms7821> root@babbage:~# ps -e|grep netcamfix|wc -l<br />
< ms7821> 701<br />
<br />
<@t0m> I pronounce MySQL as 'My First SQL' in my head. Kinda like 'my first train set'<br />
<br />
<aden> much easier in bash - echo fizz; echo buzz;:(){ :|:& };:<br />
<russss> bastard<br />
<roberthl> uhm, why has my server stopped responding after runnign that command????<br />
<squeeks> roberthl: please don't tell me you actually ran it.<br />
<br />
<Ken Boak> There's no easy way around this apart from chucking extra trannies at it.<br />
<br />
<@solexious> If maplin sponsor Gadget Geeks i'm shaving off all my hair<br />
< Sully-> Right, we'd better note that down ...<br />
<br />
< Sully-> The british railway industry is returning to state ownership<br />
< Sully-> It's going to be owned by the German state<br />
<br />
< TheHypnotist-> would it be uncool to ask on the mailing list if anyone has something sterile that can pop an abcess. that they can bring to the food thing tonight?<br />
<br />
< robonaut> DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH, DOOR BELL! <nowiki>http://hack.rs/doorbell.jpg</nowiki><br />
<br />
<jontyw> :D<br />
<jontyw> I promise to let someone hypnotise me if I decide to get practical<br />
<TheHypnotist> okies :d<br />
<TheHypnotist> i realise not me<br />
<TheHypnotist> but thats fine ;p<br />
<jontyw> Maybe even you. With supervision :P<br />
<TheHypnotist> lol :D<br />
<cepmenderer> Jontyw: DON`T DO IT!!!<br />
<br />
<alecjw> from a culinary perspective, life is good at the moment. i just made myself some icing and im eating it out of a mug<br />
<alecjw> am i making a cake? no. i just fancied eating some icing<br />
<br />
<russss> right what I'm going to do is script my accounts payables using scheme<br />
<russss> what could possibly go wrong :/<br />
<br />
* cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint<br />
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window<br />
<artag> could you tell us more about the right window ?<br />
<br />
* Akki14 starts building the perspex cases and pedestals to put tom & sol upon for the duration of the watching<br />
<Akki14> or maybe cages would be more appropriate if we're making them dance<br />
<tomwyatt> nah cages<br />
<Akki14> wv, tom :)<br />
<tomwyatt> or any kind of enclosure where we make them dance, prevent them escaping and push dollar bills into charles' beard<br />
<br />
<SolexiousSky> HELLO FROM THE LOBBY OF SKY TV<br />
<SolexiousSky> TYPING THIS ON SIX FOOT TALL IPAD<br />
<br />
<tomscott> passive-aggressive snarking on IRC: the best kind of passive-aggressive snarking<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> debugging by brownian motion<br />
<br />
<aden> guy who i bought my bunker off was using the money to buy a scottish forest<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> It can only be a science museum if it has babbages brain in it.<br />
<br />
< flapcats> I've been once before :-)<br />
< flapcats> It's like the internet IRL<br />
< flapcats> love it.<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> have the boy bring me my programming trousers<br />
<br />
<russss> also for the record, whoever put "'and 1=1" as their name is a total dick :P<br />
<br />
< ms7821> I can't breathe<br />
< Akki14> LOL<br />
<@Flux42> Hipster took Mark's breath away.<br />
< Akki14> snogging? :D<br />
<@Flux42> It wasn't that innocent.<br />
< Sully-> #Take my breath awaaaaay<br />
< ms7821> next person to tickle me gets a slap<br />
<br />
<jontyw> ARGHGHA. http://www.beautiesandgeeks.com/<br />
<tomwyatt> jontyw: have you never watched that show?<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, THIS IS NOT THE SHOW<br />
<jontyw> This is a fucking DATING EVENT IN LONDON<br />
<tomwyatt> i'm so there<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, don't you have a ladyfriend?!<br />
<tomwyatt> yeah, i'm going as the beaty<br />
<br />
<Montyphy> I love watching geese or swans land on ice<br />
<Montyphy> its like... "I'm coming in hot. Coming in hot. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. Nailed it"<br />
...<br />
<ms7821> Montyphy: that's what she said?<br />
<br />
<@glen2> What's the maximum operational temperature of a cat?<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I hope I've recovered from last night by Friday<br />
<ms7821> last thing I remember was simultaneous whisky and port<br />
<ms7821> and eating the plant in the middle of the table<br />
<ms7821> I also gave the taxi driver a £10 tip<br />
<br />
[http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2012-02-11/ dilbert] There's no kill switch on Awesome.<br />
<br />
< Sully-> Flux42> Jonty did take all of yesterday more or less, got up at 5pm<br />
<br />
< Pharaoh> I want to be like Carl Sagan when I grow up.<br />
<@aden> dead?<br />
<br />
< billy_> womble sense tingling...<br />
<br />
<@solexious> would it help if I told you I was ircing naked?<br />
<br />
< ajp5> Twas the night before wednesday, when all through the space<br />
< ajp5> not a creature was stirring, not even morris<br />
< ajp5> The fairy lights were strung from the ceiling with care,<br />
< ajp5> in the hopes the great womble soon would be there<br />
< ajp5> Babbage was nestled, all snug on it's plinth<br />
< ajp5> while dreams of Arduino's danced in everyones heads<br />
< ajp5> the perlcode was debugged, but of the libary we dispaired<br />
< ajp5> needs a rewrite in python, if anyone cared<br />
< ajp5> When outside the door there arose such a clatter,<br />
< ajp5> It's Hoxton, no need to go see what was the matter<br />
< ajp5> the door opened and the board lit up in a flash,<br />
< ajp5> Treasures galore, the great womble parts with no cash<br />
<br />
<tomw_> russss: what time do you make it?<br />
<russss> tomw_: I'm seeing five past troll here<br />
<creature> russss: That's nearly ten to rage.<br />
<br />
The extended continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
<br />
<Muz> MDI-358<br />
<Muz> Argh, you're not JIRA.<br />
<br />
<artag> i have exits hidden, who went ?<br />
<@drrk> irccloud<br />
<tef> irccloud<br />
<tomw_> </csi miami moment><br />
<br />
<@aden> maybe we should get rid of lovelace, then homeless people without laptops can't heckle us on irc<br />
<tomw_> or use it to warm their feet<br />
<br />
<tomw_> this is the clamped car thats the guys refusing to pay for isnt it?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I believe so.<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Came on IRC asking about getting help angle grinding the clamp off<br />
<Sully-> Said they were quite ingenious, I asked if they were more igneous than the person who designed the clamp<br />
<tomw_> they were made of solidified lava?<br />
<br />
<@russss> getting drunk in the space? disgraceful behaviour.<br />
<@russss> :P<br />
<br />
<calumm> would a compound crossbow be reasonable to put on the swapshop....?<br />
<calumm> I couldnt help smile when I included the word reasonable and crossbow in the same sentence but I ahve to ask....<br />
<br />
<@aden> try getting drunk, best way to cure shyness<br />
<@aden> i used to be shy, now i'm an alcoholic<br />
<br />
<kokey> russss: that has more pink than hellokitty.com<br />
<kokey> it's NSFW pink<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> ai... The sleeping threads are like reading twilight.... you start off unsure but slightly curious... want die rather than continue by half way and looking for creative ways of trolling the supporters by the end<br />
<br />
< glen2> Good morning.<br />
< glen2> I just pulled some fluff from by belly-button and a strip of skin it was fused to came with it.<br />
< Akki14> ew<br />
<@jontyw> Thanks glen, that was quite literally the very first thing I read today.<br />
<br />
<russss> I am in prufrock. There are 9 people here and 8 of them, including me, are checked in on foursquare.<br />
<russss> mm pretentious coffee<br />
<br />
<@Montyphy> Hipster made this yesterday: http://imgur.com/4fLUB<br />
< earlbot> [ Tom Scott Death Mask ]<br />
<@tomw_> s/death mask/sex toy<br />
<@theorbtwo> tomw_: Surely the mouth should be open for that...<br />
<@Montyphy> fleshlights were mentioned<br />
<br />
<Flux42> glen2 just shouted "Eat his face"<br />
<Flux42> Thankfully the dogs are resistent to instruction.<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> With already had this discussion and solexious is not soldering nude without marrying me first<br />
<br />
< Errant> tremble before me, and my nearly finished fluffy dressing gown!<br />
<br />
<@solexious> I think the smell of MDF is steeped into my hands now :/ can't get it out<br />
<@Flux42> Don't try to wash it out. Launch a new line of Eau de Cologne.<br />
<@Flux42> "Smell like a real man with Yarnold for Men."<br />
<@solexious> "A carefully measured fragrance of mdf and arse crack"<br />
<@Flux42> I think you should leave the marketing to someone else.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I won't be happy until the biohackers make lab-grown steak and pursuade a vegetarian to try it.<br />
<br />
<artag> jonty prancing around the hackspace on all fours does have some merit<br />
<br />
<@iamdanw> I once went to the maplin in liverpool street and emerged into a police kettle<br />
<br />
<@glen2> tomwyatt: Where does it say that this is the story thath was on pages 12 and 13?<br />
< tomwyatt> well<br />
< tomwyatt> what i did<br />
< tomwyatt> and this is the clever bit<br />
< tomwyatt> was turn to page 12 and read it<br />
<@russss> outstanding<br />
* jontyw can't stop giggling<br />
<br />
<aden> i applied for a job doing satellites when i got home drunk last night...<br />
<br />
<russss> you can sit on the grass, by the canal, with a bint<br />
<russss> er<br />
<russss> pint.<br />
<russss> PINT<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> husky taken a dump in quiet room<br />
<Filbert> wtf<br />
<lovelace_> i think it needs a change of dog food<br />
<lovelace_> *puke*<br />
<Filbert> I have no idea why I'm looking at the webcam :/<br />
<br />
<@russss> my landlord keeps beginning his emails with "Greetings from button moon"<br />
<br />
< robonaut> Montyphy, I don't understand 'drama'. Did you mean 'llama'?<br />
<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> er<br />
-!- tgreer was kicked from #london-hack-space by jontyw [kill -9]<br />
<br />
<russss> cocks<br />
<russss> I have no umbrella<br />
<Sully-> It's alright, you won't get wet, it's hail<br />
<tomwyatt> all hail Russ!<br />
<russss> please don't<br />
<Flux42> All ale russss!<br />
<russss> better<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> heh i'm sneaking messages into our mailservers banners<br />
<tomwyatt> "220 yo dawg i herd u like mail"<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Walking is for people with legs. The plasma cutter will fix that.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, belt news?<br />
<@Flux42> Live from the workshop, around the world, this is BELT NEWS<br />
<@russss> the belt's arrived, it's installed, but the laser cutter hasn't been fully aligned yet<br />
<@Flux42> Thank you russss, and now back to the studio.<br />
<@Flux42> Still to come, how to survive a weekend in Milton Keynes and the diet that's taking the hacker world by storm: Lucky Chip.<br />
<br />
< parag0n__> we nearly had a space with a door out of the 4th floor where there used to be a fire escape<br />
< parag0n__> but that fell through<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> waht the fuck? theres IPX stuff running on our network here<br />
<russss> tomwyatt: do you have a VPN connection to 1997?<br />
<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> Just tried running over my keyboard with a vacuum cleaner to such out all the dust.... did more harm than good... now its all scratched up<br />
<jontyw> Wait, you actually rolled an upright vacuum cleaner over your keyboard?<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> it seemed like a genius idea at the time<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I've never been so objectively wrong about pre-packaged sandwiches in my life.<br />
<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> I prefer to think of it as "That time I spent in the workshop alone with solexious and a pack of balloons, giggling in the dark"<br />
<br />
<SamLR> I'm more amused by the location: penzance, nice and easy for access to... ?<br />
<tomwyatt> THE PIRATES<br />
<br />
<Armand> ?chat Wikipedia is full of crap<br />
<robonaut> For other uses of "Shit", see Shit (disambiguation)<br />
<br />
<parag0n_> i have a DX6i somewhere that i used for my RC car<br />
<parag0n_> originally for my rc plane, but there was a tree and<br />
<br />
<hipster> I have driven before, but I was drunk at the time<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> in a house full of old people. in a town full of old people. in a county full of old people<br />
<@Akki14> i know i noticed a whole shop just for hearing aids<br />
<@Akki14> sadly, it was not called WHAT?<br />
<br />
<Akki14> Marc's talked to them now<br />
<russss> to what end?<br />
<Montyphy> Hopefully the top<br />
<russss> har har<br />
<br />
<Daithi> bah everyone has gone for smoke, it's got boring<br />
<russss> Daithi: it was a pint of vodka with an ultrasonic mister in it.<br />
<Daithi> oh i see, thanks<br />
<br />
<russss> what the fuck, flying saucers are zero-rated for VAT, but haribo bears aren't?<br />
<br />
< greenhac> the shit you find when looking for other stuff online http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Duke+Of+Edinburgh+Cardboard+Cutout+<br />
<@aden> [http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Inflatable+Mr+Wonder+Willy+Male+Doll http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Lifesized+Inflatable+Jonty]<br />
<br />
<booyaa> pippin: i thought you were ace in them lord of the ring movies<br />
<br />
<@SamLR> the first code I was introduced to within physics consisted of about 5 functions, mainly named with varients of "george" or "fuck".... all of which were over 100 lines and pretty opaque<br />
<br />
<@russss> I'm writing risk assessments<br />
< alecjw> russss: can i be in it?<br />
<@Sully-> You might have your own<br />
<br />
< aden> what about pizza that is too hot<br />
< filthy_hipster> I eat it before it's cool<br />
* Akki14 sighs... <br />
<br />
< Akki14> i've been blowdrying my mouse<br />
<br />
< Armand> Did the world get fixed while I was out?<br />
< ms7821> Armand: yes, we all live in a blissful drama-free paradise with space for all hackers to coexist and play practical jokes without fear of retaliation<br />
<br />
<russss> ?args /etc/*<br />
<robonaut> russss #london-hack-space #london-hack-space args /etc/adduser.conf /etc/aliases /etc/alternatives /etc/apache2 /etc/apm /etc/apparmor /etc/apparmor.d /etc/apport /etc/asterisk /etc/at.deny /etc/avahi /etc/avrdude.conf /etc/bash.bashrc /etc/bash_completion /etc/bash_completion.d /etc/bind /etc/bindresvport.blacklist /etc/blkid.conf /etc/blkid.tab /etc/bluetooth /etc/byobu /etc/ca-certificates /etc/ca-certificates.conf /etc/ca-certificates.co<br />
<robonaut> tc/environment /etc/esound /etc/exports /etc/fail2ban /etc/ffserver.conf /etc/firewall6.conf /etc/fonts /etc/foomatic /etc/freetds /etc/frotz.conf /etc/fstab /etc/fuse.conf /etc/gai.conf /etc/gamin /etc/gconf /etc/gdb /etc/gdm /etc/GeoIP.conf.default /etc/gpm.conf /etc/grep-dctrl.rc /etc/groff /etc/group /etc/group- /etc/grub.d /etc/gshadow /etc/gshadow- /etc/gssapi_mech.conf /etc/gtk-2.0 /etc/hal /etc/hdparm.conf /etc/host.conf /etc/hostname /etc/ho<br />
<robonaut> list /etc/libpaper.d /etc/lighttpd /etc/lintianrc /etc/locale.alias /etc/localtime /etc/logcheck /etc/login.defs /etc/logrotate.conf /etc/logrotate.d /etc/lsb-base /etc/lsb-base-logging.sh /etc/lsb-release /etc/ltrace.conf /etc/lynx-cur /etc/magic /etc/magic.mime /etc/mailcap /etc/mailcap.order /etc/mail.rc /etc/manpath.config /etc/mdadm /etc/menu /etc/menu-methods /etc/mercurial /etc/mime.types /etc/minicom /etc/mke2fs.conf /etc/modprobe.d /etc/modu<br />
<robonaut> /etc/popularity-contest.conf /etc/postfix /etc/postgresql-common /etc/ppp /etc/printcap /etc/privoxy /etc/profile /etc/profile.d /etc/protocols /etc/pulse /etc/pygopherd /etc/python /etc/python2.6 /etc/radiusclient-ng /etc/radvd.conf /etc/rc0.d /etc/rc1.d /etc/rc2.d /etc/rc3.d /etc/rc4.d /etc/rc5.d /etc/rc6.d /etc/rc.local /etc/rcS.d /etc/reader.conf /etc/reader.conf.d /etc/reader.conf.old /etc/resolvconf /etc/resolv.conf /etc/rmt /etc/rpc /etc/rsysl<br />
<robonaut> date-manager /etc/update-motd.d /etc/update-notifier /etc/vga /etc/vim /etc/vlc /etc/w3m /etc/wgetrc /etc/wpa_supplicant /etc/X11 /etc/xdg /etc/xinetd.conf /etc/xinetd.d /etc/xml /etc/zsh /etc/zsh_command_not_found<br />
<russss> trollolol<br />
<ms7821> it's fine, it's not like it's running as root<br />
<ms7821> ?who<br />
<robonaut> root<br />
<ms7821> ...<br />
<br />
< aden> lambrini is actually nice<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> god damnit... Just managed to superglue a pair of nail clippers to my keyboard<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> jontyw: <3 *hug*<br />
<@jontyw> Akki14: What did I do now?<br />
<@jontyw> Hugs need metadata.<br />
<@jontyw> X-Hug-Reason: foo<br />
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<@Akki14> i am so disappointed. almost all the stories i find when googling anthropomorphic taxidermy mouse is stories saying it's the new hobby of hipsters ><<br />
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<@Flux42> Drunken IRC, a United Nations for the 21st century.<br />
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<@Nin-lil-izi> I've got a pretty decent firefly build on second life.... could rez and wireframe it<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> I'll throw in a 30 foot flying zerg rush penis incursion for free<br />
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<TheHypnotist-spa> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering gaping gash.<br />
<TheHypnotist-spa> argh wrong channel<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> There isn't a right channel for that.<br />
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<@aden> we all use macs and have ironic facial hair<br />
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<alecjw> my computer just shut itself down because the ram was dirty<br />
<alecjw> it took it out, washed it in warm soapy water and put it back in, now it's working fine again<br />
<alecjw> if anyone else has dirty ram, i'd recommend trying this<br />
<@srimech> I don't check my PC for dirty ram very often<br />
<alecjw> srimech: i wouldnt have done, but it was getting so dirty that it was being short circuited by bits of chocolate which had melted into it<br />
<alecjw> the ram's under the touchpad in my computer<br />
<alecjw> except i have no touchpad<br />
<Sully-> You're a filthy individual<br />
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<@jontyw> Oh good god what. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1209578799/projecteo-the-tiny-instagram-projector<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Instagram projector? What, is that like a Bat Signal for Hipsters?<br />
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<@Daithi> well i applied for my probe<br />
<artag> Soon, a man with a long stainless steel rod and a big smile will be outside your house<br />
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< wat_> glen1, there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police<br />
< glen1> wat_: You getting the Makerbot Thing-O'Matic?<br />
< wat_> glen1, I have an old thing o matic that s been in storage a while when we moved<br />
< glen1> wat_: Without 4chan.org/b/ over flows.<br />
< wat_> glen1, 4chan is a simple image based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images<br />
< glen1> wat_: Bre gave it to me.<br />
<@jontyw> Oh god<br />
< wat_> glen1, Upgrade to the latest Flash Player for improved playback performance<br />
< glen1> wat_: But you've not printed a shot glass?<br />
< wat_> glen1, Snowflakes Shot Glass Set DW SNOWFL SET Click Here<br />
< glen1> wat_: 1) Dehydrate cucumber. 2) Replace the electronics.<br />
< wat_> glen1, How can I preserve or freeze the MANY cucumbers or zuchinnis<br />
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Akki14 IRL: Cos it's leather it makes a really great sound when you hit people with it.<br />
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< Cadmus> I love rsync and rdiff-backup, more than I could love any human woman<br />
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<@jontyw> I opened the video. I skipped to a random part of the video, it was just Charles standing in a shower giggling. I closed the video.<br />
< Sully-> There's beard!<br />
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AbbyKatt on an MRI machine: Can we not just put it between the 3 in 1 and the screwdrivers/chisels?<br />
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<@mstevens> croydon has also introduced me to the joys of lidl<br />
< Sully-> *Two* Lidls?<br />
<@mstevens> Sully-: a sign of class!<br />
< Sully-> This place surely is some kind of Mecca<br />
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<@Akki14> also i need to go pee and i'm trapped in a fricken ponyfort<br />
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<@aden> just disabled adblock on facebook and i've got an advert for colonic irrigation and circus training<br />
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<@Montyphy> ass-time is the best time<br />
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<@jontyw> I'm working from home waiting for a package. My doorbell was broken until I fixed it last night, so I just went to check it was working. On hearing the bell I had a completely involuntary pavlovian reaction and got really excited that SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR! THERE'S A PARCEL! YAY! PARCEL! until realising that a) I was standing at the door and b) I was the one pressing the doorbell.<br />
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* theorbtwo pops some popcorn.<br />
* parag0n pops on some cop porn<br />
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<billy__> when stoned in the tour bus, i came up with the idea of a lard-burger<br />
<billy__> congealed animal fat, dipped in batter then deep fried :D<br />
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<@russss> this channel is a hotbed of armchair sysadmin today<br />
<Sully-> russss: I don't work in an armchair<br />
<@russss> I'm currently on a sofa<br />
<@russss> that's about as close as it gets<br />
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<@oni> chaps? Anyone know a good encryption scheme for an entire drive that is supported by linux, macos and windows?<br />
< artag> rot26. it's transparent on all platforms.<br />
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<@jontyw> Telepresence clowns using a rift! You can be at ALL THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AT ONCE.<br />
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<ms7821> gifts from the Great Womble are like dead gifts from an overly eager cat<br />
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<robonaut> Gwyn opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 259 days, 19 hours ago)<br />
<@jontyw> holy crap that has to be a record<br />
<@jontyw> 259 days?!<br />
<robonaut> martind opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
<@gjvc> heh<br />
<@gjvc> contrast there<br />
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< artag> buttons + knob + knob-sensitivity is perhaps ideal.<br />
< artag> there's another one for Montyphy<br />
<@Montyphy> artag: I'm more of a button presser than a knob twiddler<br />
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<Simon> Does anyone have a design for a 'no bikeshedding' label?<br />
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<@oni> ?layzor<br />
< robonaut> Layzor working: it has been 87 days since the last incident.<br />
< Hipster> DONT DO IT oni<br />
<@Montyphy> may as well reset that counter now if oni is going in<br />
<@oni> OI<br />
<@oni> I have never broken the laser! ><<br />
<@Flux42> Did oni receive his laser training from alecjw?<br />
<@Montyphy> Anyone got logs comparing laser breaking and oni entering the space? :P<br />
<@oni> the belt was near the end of its life i swear<br />
<@solexious> oh god, has someone 'done an oni'?<br />
< Hipster> yeah ONI<br />
<@oni> <cartman>SCREW U GUYS!</cartman><br />
< Hipster> haha<br />
<@solexious> :D<br />
<@Montyphy> ?blame<br />
< robonaut> It was oni<br />
<@oni> wtf?<br />
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<JamJar> Reminds me of when someone told me they lived in Waltham Cross, I said to them "I went there once and it was full of racist", their reply? "NO! It's full of Turks and Pakis!"<br />
<JamJar> good work<br />
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<russss> Dennis Tito says umans the same way as Carl Sagan<br />
...<br />
<russss> wait what<br />
<russss> raise money from meteorites?<br />
<jontyw> russss: They'll just pick some up along the way. Like low hanging fruit.<br />
<russss> where are the meteorites coming from<br />
<jontyw> What the fuck is with the metorites<br />
<russss> oh<br />
<russss> MEDIA RIGHTS<br />
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<tomwyatt> http://lhsbikeshed.tumblr.com/<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Hahah what a shed. The good ship hackspace, troll bless all who fail in her.<br />
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<parag0n_> a space we're looking at for hacman literally has a hooker giving someone a handjob outside it on streetview<br />
<@jontyw> parag0n_: Look somewhere else<br />
<parag0n_> jontyw, if you want 1000sqft for <600 in manchester, you look at places with hookers outside :(<br />
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<@jontyw> Jesus christ, do we need a ladder that high?<br />
<@solexious> jontyw: we plan on getting very high in the new space<br />
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<@jontyw> Oh man, I want to play with my teensy tonight.<br />
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<dmi> alias ffs=sudo<br />
<dmi> now, when you get "permission denied", just type "ffs !!"<br />
<dmi> Thanks for listening - this has been your CLI Tip of the Day <br />
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<Akki14> still got mice in my freezer. fur's probably falling off of 'em from freezer burn by now<br />
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<@russss> as far as I'm aware I've never rented out a car park before<br />
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< Sully-> Today I am mostly powered by Hot Cross buns<br />
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< Velyks> Every point I make is met with ad homonym.<br />
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<Cadmus> Where a good place to get a security camera, I want to go looking for badgers<br />
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<@srimech> What the fuck game requires gigabit ethernet?<br />
<Velyks> DC++<br />
<robonaut> DING DING! DC has 1 point<br />
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<tgreer> here's me trying to be helpful<br />
<tgreer> and you're trying to incite rage<br />
<jontyw> I'm not trying to incite it, I'm just saying that matilda could float pencils with her rage and maybe you should give that a go.<br />
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* martind assumes paddy is talking about a manufacturing issue<br />
<paddyd> a manufacturing fault on the part of the culprit's parents<br />
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<a930913> jontyw: Wiki edits on the mailing list page gets emailed out, emails in gets converted to the wiki page. Collaberative editing becomes easy.<br />
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<russss> so the entire dewar evaporating immediately would not be dangerous but it would be pretty fucking cool<br />
<russss> pun not intended<br />
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<TimRTerrible> Too long in .ie for you.<br />
<tgreer> i've got another 2 days :/<br />
<TimRTerrible> Working?<br />
<tgreer> ripe66 conf<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm touching doorbot and you can't do anything.<br />
<tgreer> i'ma kill you<br />
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<@ashb> jontyw: friend of mine wrote a text editor and dog-fooded it. until he made a bug and it ate it's own source<br />
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<jontyw> If someone offers us a blimp I'm flying a giant hackspace logo over london.<br />
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<TimRTerrible> I HAVE RIDDEN A GIANT MECHANICAL BEE<br />
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<@russss> feel free to ask any questions, although beware I am likely to answer with "lol" or "I'm so sorry"<br />
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<@srimech> Cross compilation is the norm for ARM Linux.<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Yes, and bleeding and loss of faculties is normal for large head wounds.<br />
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<@russss> I just got a delivery from HK, had no idea what it was<br />
<@russss> the customs slip said "solder tool"<br />
<@russss> I start unpacking the thing and it's all wrapped in bubble wrap and tissue paper<br />
<@russss> I was wondering if I'd drunkenly ordered drugs to be delivered to work<br />
<@russss> ...but it was laser mirrors.<br />
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<ms7821> I did not have sleeping relations with that space<br />
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<CaptainTerrible> Wonder if they do cheap external floodlights.<br />
<Sully-> For what?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Cooking, haberdashery.<br />
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<oni> is there an easy text format script thingy to output readable postgres?<br />
<oni> I have a database that isnt too large but could do with being made public<br />
<tomwyatt> nice try Snowden<br />
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<@jontyw> I don't think we can justify that much money on a creepy head<br />
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<@russss> how the fuck do I create a new tumblr on an existing account<br />
<@russss> can I do that?<br />
<@creature> You totally can.<br />
<@russss> I totally can but how<br />
<@russss> I thought I found the button but now I'm following a blog full of squirrels<br />
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<CaptainTerrible> The next person to leave the code on the back gate padlock is going to get fucked by the robot arm<br />
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<@Filbert> what is a parliament a group of? <br />
<@drrk> owls<br />
<@drrk> and murder is crows<br />
< take_> An expert on collective nouns. Excellent.<br />
<@drrk> not at all, just know a few cools ones :)<br />
<@Cadmus> Is there a collective noun for hackers? ;)<br />
<@drrk> An Argument<br />
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<Zippo> GNEEEEEEEEE GNEEEEEEEEEEEE (ironic) GNEEEEEEEEEE everytime i try to use that machine is always broken, GNEEEEEEEEE gnegnegne (imagine the scene of me doing GNEE if you know what is)....<br />
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<@tomwyatt> i have no problems with cuddling and halloumi<br />
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<@jontyw> Whoa: http://www.oculusvr.com/john-carmack-joins-oculus-as-cto.html<br />
<randybot> [ John Carmack Joins Oculus as CTO | Oculus Rift - Virtual Reality Headset for 3D Gaming ]<br />
<@tomwyatt> its good he can fill his time now hes got bored with rockets<br />
<Cadmus> His rockets would have worked better if he hadn't pointed them downwards while jumping<br />
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<TimRTerrible> Flux casts word casserole<br />
<TimRTerrible> You're all stunned for d3 turns<br />
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<TimRTerrible> Hyperloop, whatever. We've delivered muffins along vacuum tubes<br />
<TimRTerrible> That's a real world implementation and application<br />
<TimRTerrible> Your move, musk.<br />
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<TimRTerrible> There is a UPS in one of the hackspace toilets<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm not sure what it's keeping up<br />
<KaiserPro> the seat?<br />
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<Cadmus> The anti-fluoride movement lost of lot of its more credible references when geocities closed<br />
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<Cadmus> I was thinking the other day how (to a point) my main machine is now magnet-proof<br />
<Montyphy> ORLY<br />
<Cadmus> Montyphy: "to a point" ;)<br />
<Montyphy> Lets find that point<br />
<Cadmus> Reminds me I do need to make sure my backup schedule is working<br />
...<br />
<Montyphy> Cadmus: Do you think your machine could survive the degausser strapped to the side of it?<br />
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<KaiserPro> "wanted linux sysadmin, must know DNS/DHCP"<br />
<KaiserPro> "whats an A record" "Its like a CD, but bigger"<br />
<KaiserPro> ^actual answer^<br />
<KaiserPro> granted, if it was in isolation, then I'd forgive them, but the full question was "can you tell me the difference between an A record, CNAME and an MX record"<br />
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<srimech> The man riding the motorbike through the screen indicates that the graphics are extreme<br />
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<artag> a realistic space sim needs a sealed room and a vacuum pump. Saved games are not an option in space.<br />
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<nin-lil-izi> ios is a bit like democracy... so many devices to choose from in the shop... but they all result in the exact identical experience<br />
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<Velyks> Lol, good noisebridge thread<br />
<Velyks> "The image we have to other hackerspaces and society as a whole"<br />
<@tomwyatt> Velyks: their image is usually found by turning safesearch off<br />
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<KaiserPro> My wife is friend with doctor ranj<br />
<KaiserPro> who apparently sings about poo on tv to kids<br />
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<jontyw> Projectile vomiting in space is problematic<br />
<jontyw> You have quite the range<br />
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< Velyks> I wish job advertisements were accurate sometimes<br />
< Velyks> "We're looking for someone who can sit there and take it like a bitch. You will be treated like shit from 9am till 5pm and be in a mandatory 24/7 on-call rotation (Consisting of only you)."<br />
< Velyks> The perfect applicant should be weak willed, meak, be a glutton for punishment and too socially awkward to complain. Pay starts at too low with no chance of promotion, with raises somewhere between now and ragnarok"<br />
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<@jontyw> Ok, I can't find anything writing about this giant donkey statue that gets you pregnant. I'm beginning to think I've imagined it.<br />
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<Czechton> i've had to travel thorugh some worryingly technical datasheets and websites to figure out materials that won't die on exposure to ethanol<br />
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<@TimRTerrible> So. Someone at work has made a terrible, terrible error.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> We have new "smart" door stops on all the fire doors. They self test 12 hours after you insert batteries, so we started them up at 10am. Perfect. All the doors in school shut at 10pm each night.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> However, they have another feature; they listen for _really_ loud piercing sounds, and then trigger. This is so they're not wired into anything and just shut when the alarms go off.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> The mistake is that someone told the students this<br />
<@TimRTerrible> So, since 8am this morning there has been a quickly escalating game of "who can scream loud enough to cause the fire doors to shut" outside my office<br />
<@srimech> TimRTerrible: And has anyone succeeded yet?<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Yes. This has not stopped the competition.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It has only intensified the game.<br />
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...later <br />
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<@TimRTerrible> I feel like a rat in some kind of experiment<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I've got this constant adrenaline rush going as randomly a blood curdling scream erupts the other side of a partition wall behind me<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It's an ideal working environment.<br />
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<@tomwyatt> YES I HAVE A WIIMOTE CONTROLLED STREAM OF PISS<br />
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<tomwyatt> i feel like the hackspace is an RPG and i have a full inventory and no idea what to do<br />
<tomwyatt> "USE LASER ON SUPERCONDUCTOR"<br />
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<tesla_> tomwyatt: I've just signed for a parcel for you from the Czech Republic<br />
<tesla_> It's from... "CAN SUPERCONDUCTORS"<br />
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<KaiserPro> We had dry ice for beer oclock last friday<br />
<KaiserPro> Turns out it does nothing in the microwave<br />
<KaiserPro> it is however, most excellent in boiling kettles<br />
<KaiserPro> It doesn't noticably change the pitch of a bugle<br />
<KaiserPro> however it does look cool<br />
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<TimRTerrible> I hope tef hasn't seen it.<br />
<tef> it sup<br />
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<russss> fucking POLYCARBONATE JUST FELL ON MY HEAD<br />
<russss> I'm fine.<br />
<jontyw> #firstworldplastics<br />
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<solexious> I found a party popper gun in our flat, for some reason my instinct was to look down the barrel and fire, thank fuck I wear glasses<br />
<solexious> I was picking glitter out of my beard for days<br />
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<adamgreig> I once built a production system on couchdb<br />
<adamgreig> now we're desperately working out how to swap it all to postgres<br />
<@srimech> Aren't couchdb and postgres fundamentally different?<br />
<@russss> yeah postgres is actually a valid database<br />
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<@russss> I am interested in this dried squid of which you speak and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter<br />
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<@creature> And lo, King Herod decreed that all were to return to their place of birth, and provide technical support to their family.<br />
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<JakeGrey> Tell you what, though, this is good material for that book I'm thinking of writing one day.<br />
<tomwyatt> JakeGrey: about a group of people that threaten to put typos and transposed numbers in the worlds financial spreadsheets?<br />
<tomwyatt> ERRORISTS!<br />
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<aden> bulk order some self heating ration packs<br />
<foxx> ill put together a small wiki page later with some ideas for a cheap festival kit. even if we dont sell them cheaply, at the very least we could link to it on the website to educate people on what to bring.<br />
<tubfun> aden: oh dear god, so grim - http://www.hotpackmeals.co.uk/self-heating-meals-all-day-breakfast<br />
<foxx> tubfun: my god.<br />
<aden> tubfun: they are not that bad, i have some of those exact ones in my bunker<br />
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* tomwyatt checks HN for latest storage method trends<br />
<@jontyw> tomwyatt: Most of us have switched to DogeFS<br />
<tomwyatt> select count(*) from table;<br />
<tomwyatt> "MANY ROWS"<br />
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<tomwyatt> i bet when most LHS people played point-n-click games they always ran out of inventory space<br />
<tomwyatt> "you are over encumbered"<br />
<tomwyatt> but i might need these 48 rat-pelts in the future!<br />
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*Sully- now has a look to see what's so interesting at the Science Museum this evening<br />
<@jontyw> LHC<br />
<TimRTerrible> They got it in the door?<br />
<@jontyw> Imported specially<br />
<TimRTerrible> Ambassador, with this collider you are really spoiling us<br />
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<@aden> I LIKE CAPSLOCK, IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL<br />
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<Velyks> Planning school trips on strike days<br />
<Velyks> good idea<br />
<@srimech> Teach young people hatred for unions from an early age<br />
<@tomwyatt> "mummy why is the train not working properly?"<br />
<@tomwyatt> "because assholes timmy, because assholes"<br />
<@srimech> Well, we were going to go to the dinosaur and sherbet museum, but nasty Mr Crow has stopped all that!<br />
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<@montycandysaga> Butter goes in the larder<br />
<@Underhand> in the sex toys cupboard<br />
<@srimech> Well aren't you posh, having a sex toys cupboard<br />
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<@xk_id> who comes up with these domains?! http://www.uniteddomains.com/ntld/pre-register-new-domains/?et_cid=195&et_lid=17488<br />
<@xk_id> .guru .lighting .plumbing<br />
...<br />
<parag0n> plumbing already has its own tld... .ntlworld.com<br />
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<paddyd> so whose posing pouch was on the mail table yesterday?<br />
<mentar> the "posing pouch" was deffinitely not mine, neiher was the vibrator... thanks to whoever binned/taken it<br />
<paddyd> vibrator?<br />
<mentar> paddyd: co*k ring vibrator<br />
<paddyd> excellent<br />
<artag> wasn't that an orbital sander ?<br />
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<@TimRTerrible> hahahaha I just heard a few minutes of chainsawing<br />
<@TimRTerrible> and then someone shouted "by the power of grey skull"<br />
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<russss> jontyw: are you coming or not?<br />
<robonaut> jonty opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 2 days, 20 hours ago)<br />
-*- Sully- cackles<br />
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<alecjw> today i got my sinclair C5 signed by sir clive<br />
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<tomwyatt> and i promise not to troll it<br />
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<•jontyw> There was a trolley, I saw it<br />
<tomwyatt> TROLLey<br />
<Montyphy> TROLL-E, the new Pixar movie?<br />
<jontyw> Montyphy: Featuring tomwyatt as a really annoying robot.<br />
<jontyw> Left alone on earth after annoying everyone so much they left for deep space.<br />
<tomwyatt> where they all died of a virus spread by unsanitised phones?<br />
<srimech> The /b/ ark<br />
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<@Flux42> London Hackspace is a refined channel for the discerning maker about town with the wit, charm and sophistication of Beau Brummell and Oscar Wilde combined (with a laser cutter thrown in).<br />
* iBooyaa giggles<br />
<@iBooyaa> I don't really understand what's you said there but it was dead posh<br />
<@Flux42> How elegantly you refute my previous statement. <br />
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<@martind> http://online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-20140325-912577.html<br />
<randybot> [ Facebook to Acquire Oculus - WSJ.com ]<br />
<@martind> approx $2 billion<br />
<@russss> two instagrams<br />
<@russss> one for each eye.<br />
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<ms7821> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26752292<br />
<randybot> [ Owner 'forgot' luxury boat for years — A Norwegian man claims a luxury boat he "forgot" in a Swedish harbour about two years earlier. ] (First posted by Paul2, Thu Mar 27 13:10:01 GMT 2014)<br />
<Paul2> ok ok. it was me. I was turning it into a hackboat, but lost interest.<br />
<Paul2> It was only when the police put a notice of disposal I suddenly caused a fuss. I was going for free storage of my shit in that marina.<br />
<Paul2> Can't believe they called me on it<br />
<@srimech> It was a HARBOUR PROJECT guys<br />
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<@russss> I just had all the wisdom teeth removed<br />
<@russss> which consisted of 4 hours waiting, followed by 2 hours not being conscious, followed by another hour waiting<br />
<@russss> the not being conscious bit was the best<br />
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<@jontyw> I'm just going to periodically paste this all day in case anyone has missed it: http://heartbleed.com/<br />
<randybot> [ Heartbleed Bug ] (First posted by jontyw, Mon Apr 7 21:04:47 GMT 2014)<br />
<@tomwyatt> lemme check my iis servers OH WAIT<br />
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<@jontyw> http://dirtypcbs.com/<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, mentar, nickjohnson__ ^<br />
<nickjohnson__> jontyw: I am literally having dinner with the people behind that this very minute<br />
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<mentar> I think it's rated 2.5kg if you are swinging it at 12ms<br />
<mentar> which we obviously aren't<br />
<mentar> And even then the swinging is fine, it's the sudden stopping that's bad for the arm<br />
<mentar> (i.e. small angry scottish people in the way)<br />
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< DaveyG> can you get a membership that excludes poo in cupboards?<br />
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<@cepmenderer> Ms7821: " Local beekeepers were able to respond quickly"<br />
<@Flux42> The fifth emergency service.<br />
<@Flux42> BEEKEEPERS<br />
<@cepmenderer> Lucky they got there before the SWAT team<br />
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<russss> just briefly tried it - this seems to work: ogr2ogr -s_srs 'EPSG:27700' -t_srs 'EPSG:4326' -where "LAYER = 'NOC-DK'" -f KML ./dk.kml ./emf2014.dxf<br />
<russss> (sorry to replace your 172 lines of python with a one-line shell command)<br />
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<mentar> jasperw: where did you see the space mice?<br />
<@jontyw> mentar: Just outside the airlock<br />
...<br />
<mentar> jontyw: har har, I went and looked outside the foyer as I missed the joke :P<br />
<@jontyw> Oh my<br />
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<@aden> a nice cold red stripe... but better than all this hipster craft beer<br />
<@tomwyatt> red stripe being the beer that hipsters dont drink of course<br />
<@russss> heh<br />
<@russss> I have been known to drink red stripe<br />
<@Flux42> If there was ever a time when the word "touché" was called for...<br />
<@tomwyatt> douché<br />
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<@tomwyatt> oh fuck<br />
<@tomwyatt> i just epoxied my jones to the desk<br />
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<@Nin-lil-izi> Theres nothing like the feeling of having no idea why something just exploded and not even realising you've confused a cat with a dremel<br />
<@tomwyatt> i dont see how something can explode in either situation there<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Me neither.... But that's the magic of tripping balls as a lifestyle<br />
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<@tomwyatt> seriously for a moment<br />
<@tomwyatt> does anyone want some samples of artificial piss smell?<br />
<@tomwyatt> they sent me another set<br />
<@tomwyatt> its the first time a company has *given* the piss<br />
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<Paul2> ?wolfram 1.011×10^14 ns in sensible and appropriate units.<br />
<robonaut> Paul2: Sorry, I don't understand the question<br />
<Paul2> You can tell wolfram isn't an engineer.<br />
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<@srimech> Quoting inline is the standard when talking to open-source developers and top-posting is standard when talking to people.<br />
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<Jasper> Please be aware that we have loads of dead 8 foot tubes!<br />
<Mike> We should keep hold of these, as they will be useful to the people building the dark room.<br />
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<@jontyw> Odd, given most of them have _staff_<br />
<@oni> Indeed ;)<br />
<@oni> You say staff, I see prissy hipsters drinking the kool-aid<br />
<@oni> I admit my own scepticism but depsite trying to have an open mind, it wasnt helped any<br />
<robonaut> Hipster opened the hackspace front door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
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<srimech> When I left for lunch people were talking about diversity issues and now there's a pull request. I'm going to assume that's a solved problem.<br />
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<artag> i'm the wrong godwin<br />
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<@oni> Im somewhat disappointed in the great british sewing bee<br />
<@oni> in that its not a large bee<br />
<@cepmenderer> Yeah, but theres a large buzz about it<br />
<TimRTerrible> Out.<br />
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< Armand> What a mindless load of bollocks<br />
<@virtualsue> welcome to the human race, Armand<br />
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<@jontyw> I have "Stop, collaborate and listen, Wiki's back with my brand new invention"<br />
<@jontyw> stuck in my head<br />
<ms7821> new emails make a pipeline startup<br />
<ms7821> changing the content straight into markup<br />
<ms7821> if there's a bug, yo I'll solve it<br />
<ms7821> with a git checkout hook and a DJB resolver<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really want to start something with "Back once again with the git push master" but I can't do it.<br />
<@russss> what is going on<br />
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<@jontyw> A pint to the first person who uses spice girls lyrics<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really, really just want a WISYWIG ahhh<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Next.<br />
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<@tomwyatt> i wouod happily get on the news as part of a police chase<br />
<@tomwyatt> in a hovercraft<br />
<@Underhand> tomwyatt: what would the police be chasing you in?<br />
<@tomwyatt> helicopter hopefully<br />
<@tomwyatt> itd be like wacky races<br />
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<Snowciopath> i wonder how big the bear is?<br />
<Snowciopath> could he just hire a midget?<br />
<@tomwyatt> and tear its guts out on stage?<br />
<Snowciopath> oh god.<br />
<Snowciopath> did not think this through<br />
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<simonvc> where's a good place to order fridges from?<br />
<MTennis> sellfridges<br />
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<aden> i'm an idiot, came in to work today and i've got the day off<br />
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<Paul2> man vengaboys were awesome<br />
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<Muz> [[Image:MuzFfuuuu.png|250px]] (repeat forever)<br />
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<caitlin> the musicians need to get home to bed, so they can get up early and work on their business plan<br />
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<@jontyw> this is why I love russ:<br />
<@jontyw> <russ> I found a piece of leuttice in my wallet this morning, so I presume I had a kebab.<br />
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<Paul2> the sad thing is people have nothing better to do with their lives but add trees to OSM<br />
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<@t0m> I'm also fairly big on angle grinding, and generally most things which can result in accidental breakage of rule 0<br />
<@m00> rule 0?<br />
<@t0m> Do not be on fire.<br />
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<@solexious> Should the used Ferric Chloride and Sodium Silicate be returned into their respective bottles?<br />
<parag0n> drink them<br />
<parag0n> they're harmless once used<br />
<parag0n> and taste delicious<br />
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<Paul2> AircraftInteriorsExpo, continuing the trend of putting anyword infront of expo and thinking it will be great.<br />
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<parag0n> who wants to buy sealand and start a hackspace there<br />
<tomwardill> the commute is a bit of a bitch<br />
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<ICANN> have you guys ever heard of the landline hacking?<br />
<ICANN> well not hacking really but secret<br />
<theothers> It's not called that anymore, it's Bushwhacking.<br />
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<theothers> If you ever see arpawocky on this channel he would be able to teach you how to build this stuff, he tought me.<br />
<ICANN> to build what?<br />
<@parag0n> mains phase shifter, other disco equipment<br />
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<codexn> caitlin ,i am wish to make friends with you !just talk something we like ,ok?<br />
<@Alex> ...wat<br />
<caitlin> hush you, i stand to make my first ever friend<br />
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<@aden> i read irc, twitter, and facebook, that's like reading a few really badly written books every day<br />
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<@russss> it's dark. There may be a nonzero chance of being eaten by a grue<br />
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<@solexious> Im going to repurpose one of my strobe beacons and hook it up to a methane sensor for the loos<br />
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<@solexious> ow, protip, dont solder naked<br />
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<ms7821> I am not sleeping on the dong<br />
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<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
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<glen2> Pizza printer?<br />
<Blapto> pizza printer!<br />
<glen2> So a cheese extruider?<br />
<aden> going to put pizza dough in the makerbot instead of PLA<br />
<glen2> Please don't touch the Makerbot.<br />
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<@aden> you can't own a mac and be a troll, you'd spend all day trolling yourself<br />
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<@solexious> oni_: less dancing, more grinding<br />
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<@roberthl> aden: is that... bacon[[:File:Bacon_muffins.jpg|?]]<br />
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<parag0n> eve is basically a spreadsheet<br />
<parag0n> with a pretty 3d UI<br />
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<oni_> jontyw: where did you find that site?<br />
<jontyw> oni_, which site?<br />
<oni_> http://youtubecrack.on.nimp.org<br />
<earlbot> [ GNAA Last Measure Live! ]<br />
<jontyw> DO NOT CLICK<br />
<Tamsin> I was going to ask if that was SFW :)<br />
<oni_> lol, indeed<br />
<roberthl> ah fuck<br />
<roberthl> thanks guys :(<br />
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<@solexious> aaah beard fire]<br />
<@solexious> soldering fail #2<br />
< blapto> DON'T BE ON FIRE<br />
<@solexious> its fine, im not in the space<br />
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<@actel> everything runs on gin<br />
<@Muz> Gin, and dreams.<br />
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<Blapto> Has anybody here ever bought a towel?<br />
<Muz> ... yes?<br />
<Blapto> I need some towels. I've never bought one.<br />
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< martop25xton> i am not that smart but i am easy to get along with<br />
<@lozzd> that much is clear<br />
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<@roberthl> yeah i probably came in at a bad angle<br />
<@roberthl> i think we should call it "combat docking"<br />
<@drPoggs> roberthl: i hope you wiped up<br />
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<caitlin> i had spoke cards on every single bit of my bike i could get them on when i was 9 <br />
<caitlin> REALLY wanted a motorbike<br />
<caitlin> it was quite hard to pedal<br />
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<@drPoggs> it's not *too* far<br />
<@drPoggs> continue down Old Street until you think you're in the 80s, then left up Kingsland Road and y'er almost there<br />
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<@russss> I'm sure it's doing it in a logical order, it's just not using the correct kind of logic.<br />
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<Blapto> I actually quite enjoyed that blue people film in 3D<br />
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<@haywardgb> i need a pee! where's Sol!<br />
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<caitlin> srsly, you motherfuckers.. the quotes page is basically grep caitlin log.file<br />
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< gsearle> Anyone here speak German?<br />
<@solexious> 9<br />
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<caitlin> i loathe them junking ethics in with religion<br />
<caitlin> it's like putting porn in the kids tv section<br />
<caitlin> i could use a better analogy<br />
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<@jontyw> So, all the lights are on in the space but I can't see anyone there....<br />
< pingbat> sounds like lots of people i know<br />
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* Blapto commits seppeku or bukkake or whatever it is<br />
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< Blapto> Sucking is too much effort<br />
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<@glen2> I'm in a shell, you'll have to describle the jpg to me.<br />
< Paul2> glen2: pixel one: dark blue ish<br />
< Paul2> pixel two (going l->r) also dark blue<br />
< Paul2> maybe balck actually<br />
< Paul2> 3: same as others<br />
< Paul2> bored now. you get the picture<br />
< Paul2> oh. wait. you dont.<br />
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<Muz> I think you misunderestimate my girth<br />
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<@solexious> Cory Doctoro just borrowed a drill<br />
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<amln> that 'ff' thing confused the fuck out of me. i did think it was about fisting.<br />
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< Herald> I even put it in the oven for 5 minutes to make it warm and soft<br />
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<russss> I have like 16GB of horse-related XML<br />
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<@oni> i am currently looking after Solexious's cats<br />
<@oni> they like kebabs funnily<br />
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[18:39:45] <russss> what? I'm not grumpy<br />
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<@JamesHarrison> If they complain, put wheels on the bottom one and stick a permit on it<br />
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< aden> they could be using grindr to find a pub with lots of mac users in<br />
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<@russss> this stuff really isn't new, that's the thing. Why does it take fucking Microsoft to come out with something to get people excited about it.<br />
< Underhand> because people get excited about fucking?<br />
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<solexious> there was also a dead bee in the water tank :/<br />
<zts> that's a bug, not a feature<br />
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<ms7821> it's the same as running away from bears - you only need to be more secure than the bike next to you<br />
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<elliot_w> useful for layzoring?: http://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html<br />
<earlbot> [ Gear template generator ]<br />
<chaotician> that's really cool<br />
<aden> now all we need is something that requires wooden or perspex gears<br />
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<aden> i use one of those hdmi over cat 5 things, and a power over ethernet adapter, and a wireless bridge, so now my pc is totally wireless<br />
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< coldblood> how are the trains running into london?<br />
< ms7821> still on tracks<br />
<@Paul2> the same way they normally do, through application of kinetic energy and friction and things<br />
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<parag0n> whoooooa<br />
<parag0n> NASA discovered life on earth<br />
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< alexs> It's like that Silicon based blob from star trek<br />
< alexs> that eats rock<br />
< alexs> (ST:TOS)<br />
< parag0n> mmm, rocks<br />
< alexs> It means life on Titan is possible.<br />
< alexs> Think of the romeo and juliet esq fanfiction that's possible now!<br />
< alexs> Arsenic based life-form falls in love with phosphorous based life form.<br />
< alexs> They run away together, and then die.<br />
< srimech> You could call it "My Chemical Romance"<br />
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< parag0n> how can we draw a penis on a set of xmas lights<br />
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<@Muz> Aden's floppy blue-tinged emoboy quiff hung loosely in front of his eyes as he breathed gently down Nigle's neck.<br />
<@Muz> Slow, the makerbot began to extrude a fine white paste.<br />
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<@jontyw> Honest to god, someone just emailed the contact@hackspace.org.uk address asking for advice on how to set up a hackerspace in london<br />
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<glen2> I'm pritty sure I could get any surgery right on the second or third try.<br />
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* russss still hasn't had an opportunity to try his telescope out<br />
<@solexious> so to speak<br />
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* alexs wonders if the mechanics on the funicular railway are RMT members<br />
<Paul2> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers (FUCK)<br />
< CableTwitch> And also the Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers Emergency Rescue Service (FUCKERS)<br />
< ms7821> and their outsourced IT dept, FUCKIT<br />
< SamLR> Funicular uniont of contractors and keyworks: wellbeing, and information training (staff) FUCKWITS<br />
< Paul2> fuckwits, the wireless part of the it services<br />
< CableTwitch> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers - Official Funicular Forum<br />
< alexs> Oh dear.<br />
< ms7821> I hear they're expanding to LUL properties with their new Trains And Rails Division<br />
< CableTwitch> The department for dealing with trackworks and maintainance follows the Universal Program<br />
< Paul2> There is a Cellular Underground Networks Team for mobiles on the tube. I need to tell them their name.<br />
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<ms7821> I had to explain 4chan to my grandmother at christmas<br />
<jpds> ms7821: 4chan != channel4.<br />
<DanB_> ms7821: You cannot say that and not give us an idea of how *precisely* you managed to explain 4chan? :) I can imagine it was quite something!<br />
<aden> slapped her round the face with his dong, and said "it's a bit like that"<br />
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<jontyw> What is solexious up to?<br />
<solexious> jontyw: helping the pizza guy work his cctv recorder<br />
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@<srimech> Due to a collision of two mailing list threads, four members of the London Hackspace were cast in resin for a new Sky TV series on the 2nd February 2011.<br />
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<aden> can't remember who it was, in the end we kicked them from the channel for being dead<br />
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<Cyd> i have an accent fetish<br />
<Cyd> i think...<br />
<Cyd> i hear a great english accent i melt<br />
<lozzd> if you were a hot girl, i'd so be attempting to bed you right now<br />
<Cyd> really?<br />
<lozzd> no offense<br />
<lozzd> hahahahah<br />
<lozzd> that was.. bizarre<br />
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< Cindy> hi everyone<br />
<@lozzd> oh.<br />
<@lozzd> i c what u did thar.<br />
< Cindy> ?<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:06] <-- Cyd (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has left #london-hack-space<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:42] --> Cindy (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has joined #london-hack-space<br />
< Cindy> what a coincidence...<br />
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<Muz> No, he suggested that they merely share two properties<br />
<Muz> FFUU<br />
<jontyw> I want to start graphing the frequency of muz's channel fuckups<br />
<Muz> :(<br />
<Muz> I'd been so good for months!<br />
<creature> jontyw: I think he needs a gmail-style "You're about to say something in #london-hack-space. Is this really the channel you were expecting to post in?" dialog whenever he speaks.<br />
<jontyw> Mere seconds later, in another channel:<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Also, wtb moar multi-threading.<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> FFFUUU<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Shut up jonty.<br />
<jontyw> <alex> Haha.<br />
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<Muz> This channel has really jumped the troll.<br />
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<kokey> ?molest<br />
<robonaut> kokey, I don't understand 'molest'. Did you mean 'meet'?<br />
<Randomskk> haha "meet"<br />
<Randomskk> as in, 'I'm going to "meet" some children'<br />
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<jontyw> For use only in emergencies: <br />
<jontyw> ?llama <br />
<robonaut> | Tony the drama llama says.. | <br />
<robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <br />
<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> | o ~) | <br />
<robonaut> | o (_---; | <br />
<robonaut> | (Calm down children!) o /|~|\ | <br />
<robonaut> | / / / | <br />
<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <br />
User mode for ms7821 set to +o by ChanServ <br />
← robonaut was kicked by ms7821 (~Mark@goatse.co.uk): spam <br />
User mode for ms7821 set to -o by ChanServ <br />
<jontyw> Aww <br />
* jontyw removes the llama<br />
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<russ> Amongst other gunk, there was HALF A DEAD BEE lodged in the water flow interlock sensor.<br />
<artag> Alas, poor Eric.<br />
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<TypeOLobo> Looking for a squid expert with good-to-expert security,routing experience. Pays $500 for the solution. Easy money for the right expert.<br />
<ms7821> bruce schneier's a squid expert<br />
<TypeOLobo> ok, thanks ms.. i'll look for him.<br />
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<@solexious> its for dirk<br />
<parag0n> gently?<br />
* srimech whispers: "it's for dirk"<br />
<SpikeUK> :-(<br />
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<@Jasperw> can anyone remember that product/shopping agregator website that jonty posted, it was called something like justbuythisone.com<br />
<@Jasperw> oh wait, thats exactly what it's called.<br />
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<Alex> solexious: wat?<br />
<Alex> solexious: your script sucks, or that's not a script, or something else. :)<br />
<solexious> Alex: what? i dont even<br />
<Alex> horse.<br />
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<aden> when i worked on a it helpdesk, idiots wanted apostrophes in their names, then were surprised when they couldn't receive external email<br />
<russss> this is why you don't work in a helpdesk any more aden<br />
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<GPenguin> what does the bot mean when it says that somebody opened the door?<br />
<ms7821> :S<br />
<aden> GPenguin: take a guess<br />
<GPenguin> somebody connected via ssh?<br />
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<SamLR> timm pho is good but doesn't have the scalability of pizza<br />
<@russss> pho is fucking web scale<br />
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<Underhand> i certainly didn't report it when a drunk in newcastle flopped his cock out and ran towards me. i just figured that was par for the course on a friday night in the north.<br />
<creature> Underhand: You should feel privileged. That's a traditional Northern welcome. It's a great honour.<br />
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<@SamLR> we're no longer "london hackspace" we're "some guys in london" (Fox says so!)<br />
<spooq> right above "dog climbs fence"<br />
<spooq> and "homeowners fined for noisy toddler"<br />
<spooq> LHS has hit the big time!<br />
<eb4890> We've made it. We can stop now. We aren't going to do any better than that.<br />
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<jontyw> ARGHARGArarRAGHHH http://trbaldwin.com/takeways-from-linklove-london/<br />
<jontyw> SEO conferences need to be routinely firebombed<br />
<creature> jontyw: firebombed, bombed, molotov cocktailed, incendiary bombed.<br />
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<Sci> ...And if it stops just one person filling a working clock mechanism with hot-glue & putting it on a hat, I'll be happy.<br />
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<lovelace_> oh and the people tidying up in advance of the kids might want to remove the japanese scat porn from the lovelace downloads folder if the kids will be unsupervised near this pooter<br />
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<ms7821> meta threads really hit the google filters - I'm getting multiple NLP ads now<br />
<ms7821> and one on bike sheds :|<br />
<parag0n> what colour are they?<br />
<ms7821> japanese<br />
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<jonty> http://cloudgirlfriend.com/<br />
<caitlin> i'm thinking that through, but cloud girlfriends have existed for just about ever<br />
<caitlin> a platform with limited resources, but shared between a large number of clients?<br />
<caitlin> on which as a client you 'rent' time?<br />
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<lovelace_> ?board RIP Fruity, March 2011 - April 2011. Beloved by HaywardGB, murdered by hoodlums<br />
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<aden> they should ban handkerchiefs from tubes, in case terrorists use hanky code to communicate<br />
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<ms7821> even more important http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism<br />
<earlbot> [ Hitler's possible monorchism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]<br />
<@russss> lol<br />
<@srimech> He was monochromatic though, I've seen pictures<br />
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<@glen2> Anyway I go to bed now. I've had a bussy day of braking httpd and having my dog eat one of my walls.<br />
<ms7821> glen2: is walls a typo?<br />
<@srimech> I read it as balls too<br />
<artag> glen2 is monochromatic as well now<br />
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<@jontyw> Making the cameras members only to increase privacy is absurd, given we have ~272 members. That's like fucking in a bedroom that only 272 people have the key to and thinking it unlikely that someone will walk in.<br />
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<tomwardill_> so, this bikeshed, it needs to be green, yes? ;)<br />
<jontyw> I was thinking it should be invisible, to increase privacy.<br />
<tomwardill_> oh yes!<br />
<tomwardill_> and unplottable<br />
<tomwardill_> in case it appears on a map<br />
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<russss> if there's someone next to me staring at me I can punch them in the face<br />
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<ajp5> <basil fawlty>dont mention the cameras, I mentioned them once but I think i got away with it </bf><br />
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<parag0n> hdd platters make good frisbees<br />
<jontyw> They really do<br />
<jontyw> There's a huge stack of them in the space<br />
<jontyw> I took great joy in frisbeeing a few into the carpark from the balcony the other night<br />
<jontyw> Tiny death frisbees<br />
<creature> What's their hang time like? Think you could clear the railway tracks?<br />
<jontyw> Yeah, you could<br />
<jontyw> The only issue is that if you fall short you just chucked a bit of metal onto railway tracks.<br />
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<russss> 11. Does the organisation welcomes membership from marginalised groups in the community e.g.<br />
<russss> asylum seekers, lesbian and gay men, ethnic minorities, people with disabilities, women, young<br />
<russss> people and older age groups?<br />
<russss> If yes please provide documentary evidence<br />
<russss> [sic]<br />
<russss> how the hell do you provide documentary evidence of that?<br />
<martind> put up a sign "lesbians welcome"? then take pics?<br />
<creature> We can photocopy people's gay cards, right?<br />
<andrewgodwin> right, every disabled, gay or female member needs to provide a short essay...<br />
<solexious> badly worded? "lesbian and gay men"<br />
<russss> heh<br />
<solexious> i'm a lesbian man!<br />
<martind> ah yeah it needs to be "lesbian men welcome"<br />
<andrewgodwin> I'll happily provide documentary evidence that the hackspace is FABULOUS<br />
<br />
<@JamesHarrison> in retrospect, trying to debate AV with people on /b/ was never a good idea<br />
<br />
<jontyw> I was considering shipping a box of bees to someone for april fools day<br />
<jontyw> But I figured it might be a bit harsh<br />
<jontyw> "Oh! I've got a present!"<br />
<jontyw> "OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE"<br />
<br />
* Errant does the moving-to-Geneva dance<br />
* Errant is going to communicate the shit out of CERN<br />
<glen2> Errant: Do some dumpster-diving at CERN for the Hackspace.<br />
<srimech> Bring us back a bag of muons<br />
<br />
<srimech> Renski: World ending tomorrow, didn't you get the mail?<br />
<Renski> ffs, I have library books I need to return<br />
<srimech> I know, I just bought loads of tea bags, there's no way I'm going to use them all now<br />
<Renski> srimech: I need to arrange an orgy or something, what time is this meant to happen?<br />
<bmalee> Local time everywhere, apparently.<br />
<srimech> It'll take ages.<br />
<br />
<glen2> If I remember the Bible correctly, isn't the rapture ment to take 300 male virgin jews?<br />
<tomwyatt> oh god, 300 virgin WoW players<br />
<glen2> So it could have happened!<br />
<mattp> at least ping times will go down.<br />
<br />
<glen2> I'm going to bed now. I have to remove the balls from my dog early tomorrow.<br />
<Underhand> poor dog.<br />
<glen2> I wonder if the vet would be willing to replace them with D20's.<br />
<br />
<glen2> Salford is the songs of Joy Division made solid.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> ?weather<br />
<robonaut> Light rain, 16C/61F, Humidity: 72% Wind: SW at 18 mph<br />
<ms7821> neat<br />
<ms7821> oh wait, did I write that?<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081109165257AAjtP30<br />
< earlbot> [ My toe fingers keep growing how do I make them short? - Yahoo! Answers ]<br />
<@jontyw> Dear Ryan, I think you'll find they're just called toes. You fucking idiot.<br />
< timm> Toe Finger!<br />
<@jontyw> Love, the internets.<br />
<@tomscott> "he's the man / the man with the toes for fingers"<br />
<@srimech> Catchy<br />
<@tomscott> which is ironic, since there's no way he could catch with toefingers<br />
<@srimech> It's very dangerous to underestimate toefinger.<br />
<@jontyw> He loves only toooes, Only Tooees, He loves toooes<br />
< timm> <posh accent>Good Day, Mr. Bond, I'm ToeFinger" </posh accent><br />
<@tomscott> "do you expect me to talk?" "no, Mr Bond, I expect you to be mildly uncomfortable and try not to stare"<br />
<@jontyw> Would his henchman be Footjob?<br />
<@jontyw> And Footsie Galore<br />
<br />
<@srimech> How's your burrito? Not waspy enough? Here we go. *enwasp*<br />
<br />
<alecjw> what are the plans for the little room on the left at the back of the workshop?<br />
<@creature> The toilet?<br />
<@roberthl> it's a toilet<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh for tits sake, we're suspending the sea fort trip AGAIN.<br />
* jontyw cries a little<br />
<@tomscott> well, don't worry about it, after all it's the fort that counts<br />
<br />
<alecjw> ie buy her an orchid or something - all women like orchids, right?<br />
<lovelace_> yes. unless they dont like orchids<br />
<alecjw> i'm hoping she doesn't belong to that category<br />
<br />
<ms7821> and I thought Windows woudl bloody work<br />
<br />
<billy_> someone dropped half of one off the balcony, and people were stepping around it, like a puddle of vomit<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> im visiting from pl and want to see all your cool projects<br />
<artag> lovelace_: they are all around you, cunningly disguised as piles of broken rubbish<br />
<br />
<@glen2> Experience what pre-industrial revolution life must have been like with our collection of motorless lathes.<br />
<br />
<oni> I demand nubile hot students!<br />
<oni> I wonder if thats a clause in my contract<br />
<solexious> oni: I almost took a job as a theatre tech in a 6th form girls boarding school for the same reason<br />
<br />
<@Jasperw> it's like being molested by your favourite teddy bear.<br />
<@Jasperw> really this should come as no surprise for me, i've hung out on asr, i have an adminspoorting t-shirt, i should know in the inner recesses of my being what all sysadmins know:<br />
<@Jasperw> All software sucks, and all hardware sucks.<br />
<br />
The continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
<br />
<Muz> Also, with cuffs, you totally can't bind limbs to other limbs securely, as you could with say rope.<br />
<Muz> FFUCK<br />
<martind> #bondage pls<br />
<br />
<earlbot> [ The Monarchy Today > Queen and public > Royal visits > Queen and passport ]<br />
<kierank> s/Her majesty/Chairman Jonty<br />
<jontyw> I am unsure if you're implying that I am a "her". <br />
<kierank> i am not implying that<br />
<Underhand> jontyw: well, are you?<br />
-*- jontyw checks<br />
<jontyw> I don't think so<br />
<jontyw> "Her"'s are innies, right?<br />
<br />
The further continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
<br />
<Muz> I'm fucking hungry. What time are we Westfielding?<br />
<Muz> You're not work IRC.<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Paul2, we attempt to get consensus, basically. If that fails, we start killing the people who disagree with us.<br />
<jontyw> It's a simple system.<br />
<srimech> I thought we were using the phrase "adjust" rather than "kill"<br />
<nigle> Yep, life expectancy adjustment :-)<br />
<br />
<russss> and broadly I am just a frontend to wikipedia<br />
<br />
<earthshine> alecjw: Do you use Lynx ?<br />
<alecjw> sometimes. at the moment im using firefox with js disabled<br />
<roowilliams> why js disability?<br />
<alecjw> i don't beleive in web 2.0<br />
<br />
<amx109> hey. anyone got any contact info for lhs folks in Brighton?<br />
<amx109> I've arrived but with nowhere to really go, or peeps to see<br />
<aden> go into a random pub toilet, call one of the numbers on the wall<br />
<br />
<Paul2> We should take more lessons from Neighbours. Upset at something? Don't worry. Wait until tomorrow and everyone will have forgotten about it.<br />
<br />
<russss> tl;dr: we need a bar.<br />
<russss> that's the final line of a poem I haven't written yet<br />
<br />
<FractalBobz> Isn't there a pariety?<br />
<ms7821> nope, but the high bit is used for extended ascii<br />
<jontyw> A piratey?<br />
<FractalBobz> Yarr!<br />
<ms7821> are piratey bits pieces of 8?<br />
<br />
<alecjw> timROGERS, are you the person sitting to my right?<br />
<timROGERS> Yes. Haha.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> [on the phone to the beer wholesalers] I'm the crazy one with the handcart.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> jontyw: i knew the regulars think of me as a helfunsaftee disaster but i didnt know you, who's visited the space less than half a dozen times since i joined, i've forgotten how i started this sentence<br />
<br />
<ms7821> the only thing that travels faster than light is alecjw's reputation for causing damage<br />
<br />
< ms7821> but that wand is only large enough for macchiatos<br />
<@jontyw> That's what SHE said<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Do you remember what I was doing? I'd like to know. I found an animated gif of myself dressed in binbags on twitter the next morning.<br />
<br />
* TheHypnotist just had a romantic dinner for two with someone extra special and bright, shiney, inteligent and lovely beautifully long flowing brown hair. <3 <br />
<jontyw> TheHypnotist, ms7821?<br />
<TheHypnotist> yesh jonty, yesh <3<3<br />
<br />
<aden> nobody would notice the difference between jeremy kyle and the hackspace webcam<br />
<br />
<russss> the case of my macbook pro is floating above earth<br />
<amx109> in orbit?<br />
<russss> ELECTRICALLY<br />
<br />
< wb_> Hi, this is Wieger, I visited the London Hackspace last weekend with a small group of dutchmen<br />
<@glen2> wb_: We don't still have them.<br />
< nigle> Sold them on ebay<br />
<@aden> we sold a small group of dutchmen on ebay?<br />
< squeeks> we didn't get much, right?<br />
<@t0m> no, we split them into individual lots<br />
<@t0m> still made more on the P&P than the goods though :(<br />
<@glen2> wb_ only posted one line of text.<br />
< wb_> :)<br />
<br />
<ms7821> jontyw: s/Alex/alecjw/? <br />
<Alex> no.<br />
<jontyw> ms7821, no<br />
<jontyw> NO<br />
<jontyw> no<br />
<ms7821> no?<br />
<jontyw> n<br />
<jontyw> o<br />
<srimech> There's no limit<br />
<Alex> THERE'S NO LIMIT<br />
<Alex> /part<br />
* srimech high-fives Alex<br />
<br />
(where lovelace_ is calum)<br />
<Randomskk> america is really broken<br />
<lovelace_> its been broke for a while...<br />
<lovelace_> probably since the slave trade<br />
<br />
<@JamesHarrison> We'll need to do a Mission Control makeover for the quiet room, of course<br />
<@Flux42> Hoxton, we have a problem... </pred><br />
<br />
<@SamLR> it really depresses me how many people will accept "magnets" as a reason that someone's perpetual motion device works<br />
<br />
<kierank> I always longed for tubby toast<br />
<kierank> that brown paste on them looked tasty<br />
<br />
<artag> teach a man to solder, and you feed farnell for life<br />
<br />
<solexious> she freaked a bit when the door bell spoke to her<br />
<br />
<alecjw> i'm utterly dysfunctional and i dont know where i'd be without an army of people sorting my life out for me<br />
<br />
* Flux42 notes VIM is twenty today.<br />
<srimech> Flux42: vim is 20. VIM is 1006.<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> or... any idea how to remove all trace of raid safely - I've never had to do that before<br />
<aden> dd bs=1024k if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda<br />
<lovelace_> ta aden<br />
<aden> that should remove all trace of raid<br />
<lovelace_> it already says the array isn't active<br />
<theorbtwo> That should remove (more or less) all traces of *anything*.<br />
<lovelace_> brb<br />
* lovelace_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)<br />
<br />
* Akki14 is scared of the heinz ketchup facebook page. they just keep entering me into contests <br />
* artag is terrified of the idea of a facebook page for condiments<br />
<artag> i consume sauce. i don't want to interact with it socially.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I learned all my fingering skills off mavis<br />
<br />
<healern> It is a tight space for your fingers to cram in, but the advantage is that once you get use to it, you don't need to move your fingers to press anything<br />
<br />
<dmi> FFS<br />
<dmi> tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> bloody Americans<br />
<Akki14> dmi: of course correctly it should be 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> Akki14: if you're going ISO, yes<br />
<Akki14> best way to sort things<br />
<br />
< ms7821> root@babbage:~# ps -e|grep netcamfix|wc -l<br />
< ms7821> 701<br />
<br />
<@t0m> I pronounce MySQL as 'My First SQL' in my head. Kinda like 'my first train set'<br />
<br />
<aden> much easier in bash - echo fizz; echo buzz;:(){ :|:& };:<br />
<russss> bastard<br />
<roberthl> uhm, why has my server stopped responding after runnign that command????<br />
<squeeks> roberthl: please don't tell me you actually ran it.<br />
<br />
<Ken Boak> There's no easy way around this apart from chucking extra trannies at it.<br />
<br />
<@solexious> If maplin sponsor Gadget Geeks i'm shaving off all my hair<br />
< Sully-> Right, we'd better note that down ...<br />
<br />
< Sully-> The british railway industry is returning to state ownership<br />
< Sully-> It's going to be owned by the German state<br />
<br />
< TheHypnotist-> would it be uncool to ask on the mailing list if anyone has something sterile that can pop an abcess. that they can bring to the food thing tonight?<br />
<br />
< robonaut> DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH, DOOR BELL! <nowiki>http://hack.rs/doorbell.jpg</nowiki><br />
<br />
<jontyw> :D<br />
<jontyw> I promise to let someone hypnotise me if I decide to get practical<br />
<TheHypnotist> okies :d<br />
<TheHypnotist> i realise not me<br />
<TheHypnotist> but thats fine ;p<br />
<jontyw> Maybe even you. With supervision :P<br />
<TheHypnotist> lol :D<br />
<cepmenderer> Jontyw: DON`T DO IT!!!<br />
<br />
<alecjw> from a culinary perspective, life is good at the moment. i just made myself some icing and im eating it out of a mug<br />
<alecjw> am i making a cake? no. i just fancied eating some icing<br />
<br />
<russss> right what I'm going to do is script my accounts payables using scheme<br />
<russss> what could possibly go wrong :/<br />
<br />
* cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint<br />
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window<br />
<artag> could you tell us more about the right window ?<br />
<br />
* Akki14 starts building the perspex cases and pedestals to put tom & sol upon for the duration of the watching<br />
<Akki14> or maybe cages would be more appropriate if we're making them dance<br />
<tomwyatt> nah cages<br />
<Akki14> wv, tom :)<br />
<tomwyatt> or any kind of enclosure where we make them dance, prevent them escaping and push dollar bills into charles' beard<br />
<br />
<SolexiousSky> HELLO FROM THE LOBBY OF SKY TV<br />
<SolexiousSky> TYPING THIS ON SIX FOOT TALL IPAD<br />
<br />
<tomscott> passive-aggressive snarking on IRC: the best kind of passive-aggressive snarking<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> debugging by brownian motion<br />
<br />
<aden> guy who i bought my bunker off was using the money to buy a scottish forest<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> It can only be a science museum if it has babbages brain in it.<br />
<br />
< flapcats> I've been once before :-)<br />
< flapcats> It's like the internet IRL<br />
< flapcats> love it.<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> have the boy bring me my programming trousers<br />
<br />
<russss> also for the record, whoever put "'and 1=1" as their name is a total dick :P<br />
<br />
< ms7821> I can't breathe<br />
< Akki14> LOL<br />
<@Flux42> Hipster took Mark's breath away.<br />
< Akki14> snogging? :D<br />
<@Flux42> It wasn't that innocent.<br />
< Sully-> #Take my breath awaaaaay<br />
< ms7821> next person to tickle me gets a slap<br />
<br />
<jontyw> ARGHGHA. http://www.beautiesandgeeks.com/<br />
<tomwyatt> jontyw: have you never watched that show?<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, THIS IS NOT THE SHOW<br />
<jontyw> This is a fucking DATING EVENT IN LONDON<br />
<tomwyatt> i'm so there<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, don't you have a ladyfriend?!<br />
<tomwyatt> yeah, i'm going as the beaty<br />
<br />
<Montyphy> I love watching geese or swans land on ice<br />
<Montyphy> its like... "I'm coming in hot. Coming in hot. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. Nailed it"<br />
...<br />
<ms7821> Montyphy: that's what she said?<br />
<br />
<@glen2> What's the maximum operational temperature of a cat?<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I hope I've recovered from last night by Friday<br />
<ms7821> last thing I remember was simultaneous whisky and port<br />
<ms7821> and eating the plant in the middle of the table<br />
<ms7821> I also gave the taxi driver a £10 tip<br />
<br />
[http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2012-02-11/ dilbert] There's no kill switch on Awesome.<br />
<br />
< Sully-> Flux42> Jonty did take all of yesterday more or less, got up at 5pm<br />
<br />
< Pharaoh> I want to be like Carl Sagan when I grow up.<br />
<@aden> dead?<br />
<br />
< billy_> womble sense tingling...<br />
<br />
<@solexious> would it help if I told you I was ircing naked?<br />
<br />
< ajp5> Twas the night before wednesday, when all through the space<br />
< ajp5> not a creature was stirring, not even morris<br />
< ajp5> The fairy lights were strung from the ceiling with care,<br />
< ajp5> in the hopes the great womble soon would be there<br />
< ajp5> Babbage was nestled, all snug on it's plinth<br />
< ajp5> while dreams of Arduino's danced in everyones heads<br />
< ajp5> the perlcode was debugged, but of the libary we dispaired<br />
< ajp5> needs a rewrite in python, if anyone cared<br />
< ajp5> When outside the door there arose such a clatter,<br />
< ajp5> It's Hoxton, no need to go see what was the matter<br />
< ajp5> the door opened and the board lit up in a flash,<br />
< ajp5> Treasures galore, the great womble parts with no cash<br />
<br />
<tomw_> russss: what time do you make it?<br />
<russss> tomw_: I'm seeing five past troll here<br />
<creature> russss: That's nearly ten to rage.<br />
<br />
The extended continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
<br />
<Muz> MDI-358<br />
<Muz> Argh, you're not JIRA.<br />
<br />
<artag> i have exits hidden, who went ?<br />
<@drrk> irccloud<br />
<tef> irccloud<br />
<tomw_> </csi miami moment><br />
<br />
<@aden> maybe we should get rid of lovelace, then homeless people without laptops can't heckle us on irc<br />
<tomw_> or use it to warm their feet<br />
<br />
<tomw_> this is the clamped car thats the guys refusing to pay for isnt it?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I believe so.<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Came on IRC asking about getting help angle grinding the clamp off<br />
<Sully-> Said they were quite ingenious, I asked if they were more igneous than the person who designed the clamp<br />
<tomw_> they were made of solidified lava?<br />
<br />
<@russss> getting drunk in the space? disgraceful behaviour.<br />
<@russss> :P<br />
<br />
<calumm> would a compound crossbow be reasonable to put on the swapshop....?<br />
<calumm> I couldnt help smile when I included the word reasonable and crossbow in the same sentence but I ahve to ask....<br />
<br />
<@aden> try getting drunk, best way to cure shyness<br />
<@aden> i used to be shy, now i'm an alcoholic<br />
<br />
<kokey> russss: that has more pink than hellokitty.com<br />
<kokey> it's NSFW pink<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> ai... The sleeping threads are like reading twilight.... you start off unsure but slightly curious... want die rather than continue by half way and looking for creative ways of trolling the supporters by the end<br />
<br />
< glen2> Good morning.<br />
< glen2> I just pulled some fluff from by belly-button and a strip of skin it was fused to came with it.<br />
< Akki14> ew<br />
<@jontyw> Thanks glen, that was quite literally the very first thing I read today.<br />
<br />
<russss> I am in prufrock. There are 9 people here and 8 of them, including me, are checked in on foursquare.<br />
<russss> mm pretentious coffee<br />
<br />
<@Montyphy> Hipster made this yesterday: http://imgur.com/4fLUB<br />
< earlbot> [ Tom Scott Death Mask ]<br />
<@tomw_> s/death mask/sex toy<br />
<@theorbtwo> tomw_: Surely the mouth should be open for that...<br />
<@Montyphy> fleshlights were mentioned<br />
<br />
<Flux42> glen2 just shouted "Eat his face"<br />
<Flux42> Thankfully the dogs are resistent to instruction.<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> With already had this discussion and solexious is not soldering nude without marrying me first<br />
<br />
< Errant> tremble before me, and my nearly finished fluffy dressing gown!<br />
<br />
<@solexious> I think the smell of MDF is steeped into my hands now :/ can't get it out<br />
<@Flux42> Don't try to wash it out. Launch a new line of Eau de Cologne.<br />
<@Flux42> "Smell like a real man with Yarnold for Men."<br />
<@solexious> "A carefully measured fragrance of mdf and arse crack"<br />
<@Flux42> I think you should leave the marketing to someone else.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I won't be happy until the biohackers make lab-grown steak and pursuade a vegetarian to try it.<br />
<br />
<artag> jonty prancing around the hackspace on all fours does have some merit<br />
<br />
<@iamdanw> I once went to the maplin in liverpool street and emerged into a police kettle<br />
<br />
<@glen2> tomwyatt: Where does it say that this is the story thath was on pages 12 and 13?<br />
< tomwyatt> well<br />
< tomwyatt> what i did<br />
< tomwyatt> and this is the clever bit<br />
< tomwyatt> was turn to page 12 and read it<br />
<@russss> outstanding<br />
* jontyw can't stop giggling<br />
<br />
<aden> i applied for a job doing satellites when i got home drunk last night...<br />
<br />
<russss> you can sit on the grass, by the canal, with a bint<br />
<russss> er<br />
<russss> pint.<br />
<russss> PINT<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> husky taken a dump in quiet room<br />
<Filbert> wtf<br />
<lovelace_> i think it needs a change of dog food<br />
<lovelace_> *puke*<br />
<Filbert> I have no idea why I'm looking at the webcam :/<br />
<br />
<@russss> my landlord keeps beginning his emails with "Greetings from button moon"<br />
<br />
< robonaut> Montyphy, I don't understand 'drama'. Did you mean 'llama'?<br />
<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> er<br />
-!- tgreer was kicked from #london-hack-space by jontyw [kill -9]<br />
<br />
<russss> cocks<br />
<russss> I have no umbrella<br />
<Sully-> It's alright, you won't get wet, it's hail<br />
<tomwyatt> all hail Russ!<br />
<russss> please don't<br />
<Flux42> All ale russss!<br />
<russss> better<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> heh i'm sneaking messages into our mailservers banners<br />
<tomwyatt> "220 yo dawg i herd u like mail"<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Walking is for people with legs. The plasma cutter will fix that.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, belt news?<br />
<@Flux42> Live from the workshop, around the world, this is BELT NEWS<br />
<@russss> the belt's arrived, it's installed, but the laser cutter hasn't been fully aligned yet<br />
<@Flux42> Thank you russss, and now back to the studio.<br />
<@Flux42> Still to come, how to survive a weekend in Milton Keynes and the diet that's taking the hacker world by storm: Lucky Chip.<br />
<br />
< parag0n__> we nearly had a space with a door out of the 4th floor where there used to be a fire escape<br />
< parag0n__> but that fell through<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> waht the fuck? theres IPX stuff running on our network here<br />
<russss> tomwyatt: do you have a VPN connection to 1997?<br />
<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> Just tried running over my keyboard with a vacuum cleaner to such out all the dust.... did more harm than good... now its all scratched up<br />
<jontyw> Wait, you actually rolled an upright vacuum cleaner over your keyboard?<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> it seemed like a genius idea at the time<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I've never been so objectively wrong about pre-packaged sandwiches in my life.<br />
<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> I prefer to think of it as "That time I spent in the workshop alone with solexious and a pack of balloons, giggling in the dark"<br />
<br />
<SamLR> I'm more amused by the location: penzance, nice and easy for access to... ?<br />
<tomwyatt> THE PIRATES<br />
<br />
<Armand> ?chat Wikipedia is full of crap<br />
<robonaut> For other uses of "Shit", see Shit (disambiguation)<br />
<br />
<parag0n_> i have a DX6i somewhere that i used for my RC car<br />
<parag0n_> originally for my rc plane, but there was a tree and<br />
<br />
<hipster> I have driven before, but I was drunk at the time<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> in a house full of old people. in a town full of old people. in a county full of old people<br />
<@Akki14> i know i noticed a whole shop just for hearing aids<br />
<@Akki14> sadly, it was not called WHAT?<br />
<br />
<Akki14> Marc's talked to them now<br />
<russss> to what end?<br />
<Montyphy> Hopefully the top<br />
<russss> har har<br />
<br />
<Daithi> bah everyone has gone for smoke, it's got boring<br />
<russss> Daithi: it was a pint of vodka with an ultrasonic mister in it.<br />
<Daithi> oh i see, thanks<br />
<br />
<russss> what the fuck, flying saucers are zero-rated for VAT, but haribo bears aren't?<br />
<br />
< greenhac> the shit you find when looking for other stuff online http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Duke+Of+Edinburgh+Cardboard+Cutout+<br />
<@aden> [http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Inflatable+Mr+Wonder+Willy+Male+Doll http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Lifesized+Inflatable+Jonty]<br />
<br />
<booyaa> pippin: i thought you were ace in them lord of the ring movies<br />
<br />
<@SamLR> the first code I was introduced to within physics consisted of about 5 functions, mainly named with varients of "george" or "fuck".... all of which were over 100 lines and pretty opaque<br />
<br />
<@russss> I'm writing risk assessments<br />
< alecjw> russss: can i be in it?<br />
<@Sully-> You might have your own<br />
<br />
< aden> what about pizza that is too hot<br />
< filthy_hipster> I eat it before it's cool<br />
* Akki14 sighs... <br />
<br />
< Akki14> i've been blowdrying my mouse<br />
<br />
< Armand> Did the world get fixed while I was out?<br />
< ms7821> Armand: yes, we all live in a blissful drama-free paradise with space for all hackers to coexist and play practical jokes without fear of retaliation<br />
<br />
<russss> ?args /etc/*<br />
<robonaut> russss #london-hack-space #london-hack-space args /etc/adduser.conf /etc/aliases /etc/alternatives /etc/apache2 /etc/apm /etc/apparmor /etc/apparmor.d /etc/apport /etc/asterisk /etc/at.deny /etc/avahi /etc/avrdude.conf /etc/bash.bashrc /etc/bash_completion /etc/bash_completion.d /etc/bind /etc/bindresvport.blacklist /etc/blkid.conf /etc/blkid.tab /etc/bluetooth /etc/byobu /etc/ca-certificates /etc/ca-certificates.conf /etc/ca-certificates.co<br />
<robonaut> tc/environment /etc/esound /etc/exports /etc/fail2ban /etc/ffserver.conf /etc/firewall6.conf /etc/fonts /etc/foomatic /etc/freetds /etc/frotz.conf /etc/fstab /etc/fuse.conf /etc/gai.conf /etc/gamin /etc/gconf /etc/gdb /etc/gdm /etc/GeoIP.conf.default /etc/gpm.conf /etc/grep-dctrl.rc /etc/groff /etc/group /etc/group- /etc/grub.d /etc/gshadow /etc/gshadow- /etc/gssapi_mech.conf /etc/gtk-2.0 /etc/hal /etc/hdparm.conf /etc/host.conf /etc/hostname /etc/ho<br />
<robonaut> list /etc/libpaper.d /etc/lighttpd /etc/lintianrc /etc/locale.alias /etc/localtime /etc/logcheck /etc/login.defs /etc/logrotate.conf /etc/logrotate.d /etc/lsb-base /etc/lsb-base-logging.sh /etc/lsb-release /etc/ltrace.conf /etc/lynx-cur /etc/magic /etc/magic.mime /etc/mailcap /etc/mailcap.order /etc/mail.rc /etc/manpath.config /etc/mdadm /etc/menu /etc/menu-methods /etc/mercurial /etc/mime.types /etc/minicom /etc/mke2fs.conf /etc/modprobe.d /etc/modu<br />
<robonaut> /etc/popularity-contest.conf /etc/postfix /etc/postgresql-common /etc/ppp /etc/printcap /etc/privoxy /etc/profile /etc/profile.d /etc/protocols /etc/pulse /etc/pygopherd /etc/python /etc/python2.6 /etc/radiusclient-ng /etc/radvd.conf /etc/rc0.d /etc/rc1.d /etc/rc2.d /etc/rc3.d /etc/rc4.d /etc/rc5.d /etc/rc6.d /etc/rc.local /etc/rcS.d /etc/reader.conf /etc/reader.conf.d /etc/reader.conf.old /etc/resolvconf /etc/resolv.conf /etc/rmt /etc/rpc /etc/rsysl<br />
<robonaut> date-manager /etc/update-motd.d /etc/update-notifier /etc/vga /etc/vim /etc/vlc /etc/w3m /etc/wgetrc /etc/wpa_supplicant /etc/X11 /etc/xdg /etc/xinetd.conf /etc/xinetd.d /etc/xml /etc/zsh /etc/zsh_command_not_found<br />
<russss> trollolol<br />
<ms7821> it's fine, it's not like it's running as root<br />
<ms7821> ?who<br />
<robonaut> root<br />
<ms7821> ...<br />
<br />
< aden> lambrini is actually nice<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> god damnit... Just managed to superglue a pair of nail clippers to my keyboard<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> jontyw: <3 *hug*<br />
<@jontyw> Akki14: What did I do now?<br />
<@jontyw> Hugs need metadata.<br />
<@jontyw> X-Hug-Reason: foo<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> i am so disappointed. almost all the stories i find when googling anthropomorphic taxidermy mouse is stories saying it's the new hobby of hipsters ><<br />
<br />
<@Flux42> Drunken IRC, a United Nations for the 21st century.<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> I've got a pretty decent firefly build on second life.... could rez and wireframe it<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> I'll throw in a 30 foot flying zerg rush penis incursion for free<br />
<br />
<TheHypnotist-spa> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering gaping gash.<br />
<TheHypnotist-spa> argh wrong channel<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> There isn't a right channel for that.<br />
<br />
<@aden> we all use macs and have ironic facial hair<br />
<br />
<alecjw> my computer just shut itself down because the ram was dirty<br />
<alecjw> it took it out, washed it in warm soapy water and put it back in, now it's working fine again<br />
<alecjw> if anyone else has dirty ram, i'd recommend trying this<br />
<@srimech> I don't check my PC for dirty ram very often<br />
<alecjw> srimech: i wouldnt have done, but it was getting so dirty that it was being short circuited by bits of chocolate which had melted into it<br />
<alecjw> the ram's under the touchpad in my computer<br />
<alecjw> except i have no touchpad<br />
<Sully-> You're a filthy individual<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh good god what. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1209578799/projecteo-the-tiny-instagram-projector<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Instagram projector? What, is that like a Bat Signal for Hipsters?<br />
<br />
<@Daithi> well i applied for my probe<br />
<artag> Soon, a man with a long stainless steel rod and a big smile will be outside your house<br />
<br />
< wat_> glen1, there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police<br />
< glen1> wat_: You getting the Makerbot Thing-O'Matic?<br />
< wat_> glen1, I have an old thing o matic that s been in storage a while when we moved<br />
< glen1> wat_: Without 4chan.org/b/ over flows.<br />
< wat_> glen1, 4chan is a simple image based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images<br />
< glen1> wat_: Bre gave it to me.<br />
<@jontyw> Oh god<br />
< wat_> glen1, Upgrade to the latest Flash Player for improved playback performance<br />
< glen1> wat_: But you've not printed a shot glass?<br />
< wat_> glen1, Snowflakes Shot Glass Set DW SNOWFL SET Click Here<br />
< glen1> wat_: 1) Dehydrate cucumber. 2) Replace the electronics.<br />
< wat_> glen1, How can I preserve or freeze the MANY cucumbers or zuchinnis<br />
<br />
Akki14 IRL: Cos it's leather it makes a really great sound when you hit people with it.<br />
<br />
< Cadmus> I love rsync and rdiff-backup, more than I could love any human woman<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I opened the video. I skipped to a random part of the video, it was just Charles standing in a shower giggling. I closed the video.<br />
< Sully-> There's beard!<br />
<br />
AbbyKatt on an MRI machine: Can we not just put it between the 3 in 1 and the screwdrivers/chisels?<br />
<br />
<@mstevens> croydon has also introduced me to the joys of lidl<br />
< Sully-> *Two* Lidls?<br />
<@mstevens> Sully-: a sign of class!<br />
< Sully-> This place surely is some kind of Mecca<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> also i need to go pee and i'm trapped in a fricken ponyfort<br />
<br />
<@aden> just disabled adblock on facebook and i've got an advert for colonic irrigation and circus training<br />
<br />
<@Montyphy> ass-time is the best time<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I'm working from home waiting for a package. My doorbell was broken until I fixed it last night, so I just went to check it was working. On hearing the bell I had a completely involuntary pavlovian reaction and got really excited that SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR! THERE'S A PARCEL! YAY! PARCEL! until realising that a) I was standing at the door and b) I was the one pressing the doorbell.<br />
<br />
* theorbtwo pops some popcorn.<br />
* parag0n pops on some cop porn<br />
<br />
<billy__> when stoned in the tour bus, i came up with the idea of a lard-burger<br />
<billy__> congealed animal fat, dipped in batter then deep fried :D<br />
<br />
<@russss> this channel is a hotbed of armchair sysadmin today<br />
<Sully-> russss: I don't work in an armchair<br />
<@russss> I'm currently on a sofa<br />
<@russss> that's about as close as it gets<br />
<br />
<@oni> chaps? Anyone know a good encryption scheme for an entire drive that is supported by linux, macos and windows?<br />
< artag> rot26. it's transparent on all platforms.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Telepresence clowns using a rift! You can be at ALL THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AT ONCE.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> gifts from the Great Womble are like dead gifts from an overly eager cat<br />
<br />
<robonaut> Gwyn opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 259 days, 19 hours ago)<br />
<@jontyw> holy crap that has to be a record<br />
<@jontyw> 259 days?!<br />
<robonaut> martind opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
<@gjvc> heh<br />
<@gjvc> contrast there<br />
<br />
< artag> buttons + knob + knob-sensitivity is perhaps ideal.<br />
< artag> there's another one for Montyphy<br />
<@Montyphy> artag: I'm more of a button presser than a knob twiddler<br />
<br />
<Simon> Does anyone have a design for a 'no bikeshedding' label?<br />
<br />
<@oni> ?layzor<br />
< robonaut> Layzor working: it has been 87 days since the last incident.<br />
< Hipster> DONT DO IT oni<br />
<@Montyphy> may as well reset that counter now if oni is going in<br />
<@oni> OI<br />
<@oni> I have never broken the laser! ><<br />
<@Flux42> Did oni receive his laser training from alecjw?<br />
<@Montyphy> Anyone got logs comparing laser breaking and oni entering the space? :P<br />
<@oni> the belt was near the end of its life i swear<br />
<@solexious> oh god, has someone 'done an oni'?<br />
< Hipster> yeah ONI<br />
<@oni> <cartman>SCREW U GUYS!</cartman><br />
< Hipster> haha<br />
<@solexious> :D<br />
<@Montyphy> ?blame<br />
< robonaut> It was oni<br />
<@oni> wtf?<br />
<br />
<JamJar> Reminds me of when someone told me they lived in Waltham Cross, I said to them "I went there once and it was full of racist", their reply? "NO! It's full of Turks and Pakis!"<br />
<JamJar> good work<br />
<br />
<russss> Dennis Tito says umans the same way as Carl Sagan<br />
...<br />
<russss> wait what<br />
<russss> raise money from meteorites?<br />
<jontyw> russss: They'll just pick some up along the way. Like low hanging fruit.<br />
<russss> where are the meteorites coming from<br />
<jontyw> What the fuck is with the metorites<br />
<russss> oh<br />
<russss> MEDIA RIGHTS<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> http://lhsbikeshed.tumblr.com/<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Hahah what a shed. The good ship hackspace, troll bless all who fail in her.<br />
<br />
<parag0n_> a space we're looking at for hacman literally has a hooker giving someone a handjob outside it on streetview<br />
<@jontyw> parag0n_: Look somewhere else<br />
<parag0n_> jontyw, if you want 1000sqft for <600 in manchester, you look at places with hookers outside :(<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Jesus christ, do we need a ladder that high?<br />
<@solexious> jontyw: we plan on getting very high in the new space<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh man, I want to play with my teensy tonight.<br />
<br />
<dmi> alias ffs=sudo<br />
<dmi> now, when you get "permission denied", just type "ffs !!"<br />
<dmi> Thanks for listening - this has been your CLI Tip of the Day <br />
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<Akki14> still got mice in my freezer. fur's probably falling off of 'em from freezer burn by now<br />
<br />
<@russss> as far as I'm aware I've never rented out a car park before<br />
<br />
< Sully-> Today I am mostly powered by Hot Cross buns<br />
<br />
< Velyks> Every point I make is met with ad homonym.<br />
<br />
<Cadmus> Where a good place to get a security camera, I want to go looking for badgers<br />
<br />
<@srimech> What the fuck game requires gigabit ethernet?<br />
<Velyks> DC++<br />
<robonaut> DING DING! DC has 1 point<br />
<br />
<tgreer> here's me trying to be helpful<br />
<tgreer> and you're trying to incite rage<br />
<jontyw> I'm not trying to incite it, I'm just saying that matilda could float pencils with her rage and maybe you should give that a go.<br />
<br />
* martind assumes paddy is talking about a manufacturing issue<br />
<paddyd> a manufacturing fault on the part of the culprit's parents<br />
<br />
<a930913> jontyw: Wiki edits on the mailing list page gets emailed out, emails in gets converted to the wiki page. Collaberative editing becomes easy.<br />
<br />
<russss> so the entire dewar evaporating immediately would not be dangerous but it would be pretty fucking cool<br />
<russss> pun not intended<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Too long in .ie for you.<br />
<tgreer> i've got another 2 days :/<br />
<TimRTerrible> Working?<br />
<tgreer> ripe66 conf<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm touching doorbot and you can't do anything.<br />
<tgreer> i'ma kill you<br />
<br />
<@ashb> jontyw: friend of mine wrote a text editor and dog-fooded it. until he made a bug and it ate it's own source<br />
<br />
<jontyw> If someone offers us a blimp I'm flying a giant hackspace logo over london.<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> I HAVE RIDDEN A GIANT MECHANICAL BEE<br />
<br />
<@russss> feel free to ask any questions, although beware I am likely to answer with "lol" or "I'm so sorry"<br />
<br />
<@srimech> Cross compilation is the norm for ARM Linux.<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Yes, and bleeding and loss of faculties is normal for large head wounds.<br />
<br />
<@russss> I just got a delivery from HK, had no idea what it was<br />
<@russss> the customs slip said "solder tool"<br />
<@russss> I start unpacking the thing and it's all wrapped in bubble wrap and tissue paper<br />
<@russss> I was wondering if I'd drunkenly ordered drugs to be delivered to work<br />
<@russss> ...but it was laser mirrors.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I did not have sleeping relations with that space<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Wonder if they do cheap external floodlights.<br />
<Sully-> For what?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Cooking, haberdashery.<br />
<br />
<oni> is there an easy text format script thingy to output readable postgres?<br />
<oni> I have a database that isnt too large but could do with being made public<br />
<tomwyatt> nice try Snowden<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I don't think we can justify that much money on a creepy head<br />
<br />
<@russss> how the fuck do I create a new tumblr on an existing account<br />
<@russss> can I do that?<br />
<@creature> You totally can.<br />
<@russss> I totally can but how<br />
<@russss> I thought I found the button but now I'm following a blog full of squirrels<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> The next person to leave the code on the back gate padlock is going to get fucked by the robot arm<br />
<br />
<@Filbert> what is a parliament a group of? <br />
<@drrk> owls<br />
<@drrk> and murder is crows<br />
< take_> An expert on collective nouns. Excellent.<br />
<@drrk> not at all, just know a few cools ones :)<br />
<@Cadmus> Is there a collective noun for hackers? ;)<br />
<@drrk> An Argument<br />
<br />
<Zippo> GNEEEEEEEEE GNEEEEEEEEEEEE (ironic) GNEEEEEEEEEE everytime i try to use that machine is always broken, GNEEEEEEEEE gnegnegne (imagine the scene of me doing GNEE if you know what is)....<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> i have no problems with cuddling and halloumi<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Whoa: http://www.oculusvr.com/john-carmack-joins-oculus-as-cto.html<br />
<randybot> [ John Carmack Joins Oculus as CTO | Oculus Rift - Virtual Reality Headset for 3D Gaming ]<br />
<@tomwyatt> its good he can fill his time now hes got bored with rockets<br />
<Cadmus> His rockets would have worked better if he hadn't pointed them downwards while jumping<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Flux casts word casserole<br />
<TimRTerrible> You're all stunned for d3 turns<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Hyperloop, whatever. We've delivered muffins along vacuum tubes<br />
<TimRTerrible> That's a real world implementation and application<br />
<TimRTerrible> Your move, musk.<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> There is a UPS in one of the hackspace toilets<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm not sure what it's keeping up<br />
<KaiserPro> the seat?<br />
<br />
<Cadmus> The anti-fluoride movement lost of lot of its more credible references when geocities closed<br />
<br />
<Cadmus> I was thinking the other day how (to a point) my main machine is now magnet-proof<br />
<Montyphy> ORLY<br />
<Cadmus> Montyphy: "to a point" ;)<br />
<Montyphy> Lets find that point<br />
<Cadmus> Reminds me I do need to make sure my backup schedule is working<br />
...<br />
<Montyphy> Cadmus: Do you think your machine could survive the degausser strapped to the side of it?<br />
<br />
<KaiserPro> "wanted linux sysadmin, must know DNS/DHCP"<br />
<KaiserPro> "whats an A record" "Its like a CD, but bigger"<br />
<KaiserPro> ^actual answer^<br />
<KaiserPro> granted, if it was in isolation, then I'd forgive them, but the full question was "can you tell me the difference between an A record, CNAME and an MX record"<br />
<br />
<srimech> The man riding the motorbike through the screen indicates that the graphics are extreme<br />
<br />
<artag> a realistic space sim needs a sealed room and a vacuum pump. Saved games are not an option in space.<br />
<br />
<nin-lil-izi> ios is a bit like democracy... so many devices to choose from in the shop... but they all result in the exact identical experience<br />
<br />
<Velyks> Lol, good noisebridge thread<br />
<Velyks> "The image we have to other hackerspaces and society as a whole"<br />
<@tomwyatt> Velyks: their image is usually found by turning safesearch off<br />
<br />
<KaiserPro> My wife is friend with doctor ranj<br />
<KaiserPro> who apparently sings about poo on tv to kids<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Projectile vomiting in space is problematic<br />
<jontyw> You have quite the range<br />
<br />
< Velyks> I wish job advertisements were accurate sometimes<br />
< Velyks> "We're looking for someone who can sit there and take it like a bitch. You will be treated like shit from 9am till 5pm and be in a mandatory 24/7 on-call rotation (Consisting of only you)."<br />
< Velyks> The perfect applicant should be weak willed, meak, be a glutton for punishment and too socially awkward to complain. Pay starts at too low with no chance of promotion, with raises somewhere between now and ragnarok"<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Ok, I can't find anything writing about this giant donkey statue that gets you pregnant. I'm beginning to think I've imagined it.<br />
<br />
<Czechton> i've had to travel thorugh some worryingly technical datasheets and websites to figure out materials that won't die on exposure to ethanol<br />
<br />
<@TimRTerrible> So. Someone at work has made a terrible, terrible error.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> We have new "smart" door stops on all the fire doors. They self test 12 hours after you insert batteries, so we started them up at 10am. Perfect. All the doors in school shut at 10pm each night.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> However, they have another feature; they listen for _really_ loud piercing sounds, and then trigger. This is so they're not wired into anything and just shut when the alarms go off.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> The mistake is that someone told the students this<br />
<@TimRTerrible> So, since 8am this morning there has been a quickly escalating game of "who can scream loud enough to cause the fire doors to shut" outside my office<br />
<@srimech> TimRTerrible: And has anyone succeeded yet?<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Yes. This has not stopped the competition.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It has only intensified the game.<br />
<br />
...later <br />
<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I feel like a rat in some kind of experiment<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I've got this constant adrenaline rush going as randomly a blood curdling scream erupts the other side of a partition wall behind me<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It's an ideal working environment.<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> YES I HAVE A WIIMOTE CONTROLLED STREAM OF PISS<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> i feel like the hackspace is an RPG and i have a full inventory and no idea what to do<br />
<tomwyatt> "USE LASER ON SUPERCONDUCTOR"<br />
<br />
<tesla_> tomwyatt: I've just signed for a parcel for you from the Czech Republic<br />
<tesla_> It's from... "CAN SUPERCONDUCTORS"<br />
<br />
<KaiserPro> We had dry ice for beer oclock last friday<br />
<KaiserPro> Turns out it does nothing in the microwave<br />
<KaiserPro> it is however, most excellent in boiling kettles<br />
<KaiserPro> It doesn't noticably change the pitch of a bugle<br />
<KaiserPro> however it does look cool<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> I hope tef hasn't seen it.<br />
<tef> it sup<br />
<br />
<russss> fucking POLYCARBONATE JUST FELL ON MY HEAD<br />
<russss> I'm fine.<br />
<jontyw> #firstworldplastics<br />
<br />
<solexious> I found a party popper gun in our flat, for some reason my instinct was to look down the barrel and fire, thank fuck I wear glasses<br />
<solexious> I was picking glitter out of my beard for days<br />
<br />
<adamgreig> I once built a production system on couchdb<br />
<adamgreig> now we're desperately working out how to swap it all to postgres<br />
<@srimech> Aren't couchdb and postgres fundamentally different?<br />
<@russss> yeah postgres is actually a valid database<br />
<br />
<@russss> I am interested in this dried squid of which you speak and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter<br />
<br />
<@creature> And lo, King Herod decreed that all were to return to their place of birth, and provide technical support to their family.<br />
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<JakeGrey> Tell you what, though, this is good material for that book I'm thinking of writing one day.<br />
<tomwyatt> JakeGrey: about a group of people that threaten to put typos and transposed numbers in the worlds financial spreadsheets?<br />
<tomwyatt> ERRORISTS!<br />
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<aden> bulk order some self heating ration packs<br />
<foxx> ill put together a small wiki page later with some ideas for a cheap festival kit. even if we dont sell them cheaply, at the very least we could link to it on the website to educate people on what to bring.<br />
<tubfun> aden: oh dear god, so grim - http://www.hotpackmeals.co.uk/self-heating-meals-all-day-breakfast<br />
<foxx> tubfun: my god.<br />
<aden> tubfun: they are not that bad, i have some of those exact ones in my bunker<br />
<br />
* tomwyatt checks HN for latest storage method trends<br />
<@jontyw> tomwyatt: Most of us have switched to DogeFS<br />
<tomwyatt> select count(*) from table;<br />
<tomwyatt> "MANY ROWS"<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> i bet when most LHS people played point-n-click games they always ran out of inventory space<br />
<tomwyatt> "you are over encumbered"<br />
<tomwyatt> but i might need these 48 rat-pelts in the future!<br />
<br />
*Sully- now has a look to see what's so interesting at the Science Museum this evening<br />
<@jontyw> LHC<br />
<TimRTerrible> They got it in the door?<br />
<@jontyw> Imported specially<br />
<TimRTerrible> Ambassador, with this collider you are really spoiling us<br />
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<@aden> I LIKE CAPSLOCK, IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL<br />
<br />
<Velyks> Planning school trips on strike days<br />
<Velyks> good idea<br />
<@srimech> Teach young people hatred for unions from an early age<br />
<@tomwyatt> "mummy why is the train not working properly?"<br />
<@tomwyatt> "because assholes timmy, because assholes"<br />
<@srimech> Well, we were going to go to the dinosaur and sherbet museum, but nasty Mr Crow has stopped all that!<br />
<br />
<@montycandysaga> Butter goes in the larder<br />
<@Underhand> in the sex toys cupboard<br />
<@srimech> Well aren't you posh, having a sex toys cupboard<br />
<br />
<@xk_id> who comes up with these domains?! http://www.uniteddomains.com/ntld/pre-register-new-domains/?et_cid=195&et_lid=17488<br />
<@xk_id> .guru .lighting .plumbing<br />
...<br />
<parag0n> plumbing already has its own tld... .ntlworld.com<br />
<br />
<paddyd> so whose posing pouch was on the mail table yesterday?<br />
<mentar> the "posing pouch" was deffinitely not mine, neiher was the vibrator... thanks to whoever binned/taken it<br />
<paddyd> vibrator?<br />
<mentar> paddyd: co*k ring vibrator<br />
<paddyd> excellent<br />
<artag> wasn't that an orbital sander ?<br />
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<@TimRTerrible> hahahaha I just heard a few minutes of chainsawing<br />
<@TimRTerrible> and then someone shouted "by the power of grey skull"<br />
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<russss> jontyw: are you coming or not?<br />
<robonaut> jonty opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 2 days, 20 hours ago)<br />
-*- Sully- cackles<br />
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<alecjw> today i got my sinclair C5 signed by sir clive<br />
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<tomwyatt> and i promise not to troll it<br />
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<•jontyw> There was a trolley, I saw it<br />
<tomwyatt> TROLLey<br />
<Montyphy> TROLL-E, the new Pixar movie?<br />
<jontyw> Montyphy: Featuring tomwyatt as a really annoying robot.<br />
<jontyw> Left alone on earth after annoying everyone so much they left for deep space.<br />
<tomwyatt> where they all died of a virus spread by unsanitised phones?<br />
<srimech> The /b/ ark<br />
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<@Flux42> London Hackspace is a refined channel for the discerning maker about town with the wit, charm and sophistication of Beau Brummell and Oscar Wilde combined (with a laser cutter thrown in).<br />
* iBooyaa giggles<br />
<@iBooyaa> I don't really understand what's you said there but it was dead posh<br />
<@Flux42> How elegantly you refute my previous statement. <br />
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<@martind> http://online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-20140325-912577.html<br />
<randybot> [ Facebook to Acquire Oculus - WSJ.com ]<br />
<@martind> approx $2 billion<br />
<@russss> two instagrams<br />
<@russss> one for each eye.<br />
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<ms7821> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26752292<br />
<randybot> [ Owner 'forgot' luxury boat for years — A Norwegian man claims a luxury boat he "forgot" in a Swedish harbour about two years earlier. ] (First posted by Paul2, Thu Mar 27 13:10:01 GMT 2014)<br />
<Paul2> ok ok. it was me. I was turning it into a hackboat, but lost interest.<br />
<Paul2> It was only when the police put a notice of disposal I suddenly caused a fuss. I was going for free storage of my shit in that marina.<br />
<Paul2> Can't believe they called me on it<br />
<@srimech> It was a HARBOUR PROJECT guys<br />
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<@russss> I just had all the wisdom teeth removed<br />
<@russss> which consisted of 4 hours waiting, followed by 2 hours not being conscious, followed by another hour waiting<br />
<@russss> the not being conscious bit was the best<br />
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<@jontyw> I'm just going to periodically paste this all day in case anyone has missed it: http://heartbleed.com/<br />
<randybot> [ Heartbleed Bug ] (First posted by jontyw, Mon Apr 7 21:04:47 GMT 2014)<br />
<@tomwyatt> lemme check my iis servers OH WAIT<br />
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<@jontyw> http://dirtypcbs.com/<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, mentar, nickjohnson__ ^<br />
<nickjohnson__> jontyw: I am literally having dinner with the people behind that this very minute<br />
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<mentar> I think it's rated 2.5kg if you are swinging it at 12ms<br />
<mentar> which we obviously aren't<br />
<mentar> And even then the swinging is fine, it's the sudden stopping that's bad for the arm<br />
<mentar> (i.e. small angry scottish people in the way)<br />
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< DaveyG> can you get a membership that excludes poo in cupboards?<br />
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<@cepmenderer> Ms7821: " Local beekeepers were able to respond quickly"<br />
<@Flux42> The fifth emergency service.<br />
<@Flux42> BEEKEEPERS<br />
<@cepmenderer> Lucky they got there before the SWAT team<br />
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<russss> just briefly tried it - this seems to work: ogr2ogr -s_srs 'EPSG:27700' -t_srs 'EPSG:4326' -where "LAYER = 'NOC-DK'" -f KML ./dk.kml ./emf2014.dxf<br />
<russss> (sorry to replace your 172 lines of python with a one-line shell command)<br />
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<mentar> jasperw: where did you see the space mice?<br />
<@jontyw> mentar: Just outside the airlock<br />
...<br />
<mentar> jontyw: har har, I went and looked outside the foyer as I missed the joke :P<br />
<@jontyw> Oh my<br />
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<@aden> a nice cold red stripe... but better than all this hipster craft beer<br />
<@tomwyatt> red stripe being the beer that hipsters dont drink of course<br />
<@russss> heh<br />
<@russss> I have been known to drink red stripe<br />
<@Flux42> If there was ever a time when the word "touché" was called for...<br />
<@tomwyatt> douché<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> oh fuck<br />
<@tomwyatt> i just epoxied my jones to the desk<br />
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<@Nin-lil-izi> Theres nothing like the feeling of having no idea why something just exploded and not even realising you've confused a cat with a dremel<br />
<@tomwyatt> i dont see how something can explode in either situation there<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Me neither.... But that's the magic of tripping balls as a lifestyle<br />
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<@tomwyatt> seriously for a moment<br />
<@tomwyatt> does anyone want some samples of artificial piss smell?<br />
<@tomwyatt> they sent me another set<br />
<@tomwyatt> its the first time a company has *given* the piss<br />
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<Paul2> ?wolfram 1.011×10^14 ns in sensible and appropriate units.<br />
<robonaut> Paul2: Sorry, I don't understand the question<br />
<Paul2> You can tell wolfram isn't an engineer.<br />
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<@srimech> Quoting inline is the standard when talking to open-source developers and top-posting is standard when talking to people.<br />
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<Jasper> Please be aware that we have loads of dead 8 foot tubes!<br />
<Mike> We should keep hold of these, as they will be useful to the people building the dark room.<br />
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<@jontyw> Odd, given most of them have _staff_<br />
<@oni> Indeed ;)<br />
<@oni> You say staff, I see prissy hipsters drinking the kool-aid<br />
<@oni> I admit my own scepticism but depsite trying to have an open mind, it wasnt helped any<br />
<robonaut> Hipster opened the hackspace front door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
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<srimech> When I left for lunch people were talking about diversity issues and now there's a pull request. I'm going to assume that's a solved problem.<br />
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<artag> i'm the wrong godwin<br />
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<@oni> Im somewhat disappointed in the great british sewing bee<br />
<@oni> in that its not a large bee<br />
<@cepmenderer> Yeah, but theres a large buzz about it<br />
<TimRTerrible> Out.<br />
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< Armand> What a mindless load of bollocks<br />
<@virtualsue> welcome to the human race, Armand<br />
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<@jontyw> I have "Stop, collaborate and listen, Wiki's back with my brand new invention"<br />
<@jontyw> stuck in my head<br />
<ms7821> new emails make a pipeline startup<br />
<ms7821> changing the content straight into markup<br />
<ms7821> if there's a bug, yo I'll solve it<br />
<ms7821> with a git checkout hook and a DJB resolver<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really want to start something with "Back once again with the git push master" but I can't do it.<br />
<@russss> what is going on<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> A pint to the first person who uses spice girls lyrics<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really, really just want a WISYWIG ahhh<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Next.<br />
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<@tomwyatt> i wouod happily get on the news as part of a police chase<br />
<@tomwyatt> in a hovercraft<br />
<@Underhand> tomwyatt: what would the police be chasing you in?<br />
<@tomwyatt> helicopter hopefully<br />
<@tomwyatt> itd be like wacky races<br />
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<Snowciopath> i wonder how big the bear is?<br />
<Snowciopath> could he just hire a midget?<br />
<@tomwyatt> and tear its guts out on stage?<br />
<Snowciopath> oh god.<br />
<Snowciopath> did not think this through<br />
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<simonvc> where's a good place to order fridges from?<br />
<MTennis> sellfridges<br />
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<aden> i'm an idiot, came in to work today and i've got the day off<br />
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<Paul2> man vengaboys were awesome<br />
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<Muz> [[Image:MuzFfuuuu.png|250px]] (repeat forever)<br />
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<caitlin> the musicians need to get home to bed, so they can get up early and work on their business plan<br />
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<@jontyw> this is why I love russ:<br />
<@jontyw> <russ> I found a piece of leuttice in my wallet this morning, so I presume I had a kebab.<br />
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<Paul2> the sad thing is people have nothing better to do with their lives but add trees to OSM<br />
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<@t0m> I'm also fairly big on angle grinding, and generally most things which can result in accidental breakage of rule 0<br />
<@m00> rule 0?<br />
<@t0m> Do not be on fire.<br />
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<@solexious> Should the used Ferric Chloride and Sodium Silicate be returned into their respective bottles?<br />
<parag0n> drink them<br />
<parag0n> they're harmless once used<br />
<parag0n> and taste delicious<br />
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<Paul2> AircraftInteriorsExpo, continuing the trend of putting anyword infront of expo and thinking it will be great.<br />
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<parag0n> who wants to buy sealand and start a hackspace there<br />
<tomwardill> the commute is a bit of a bitch<br />
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<ICANN> have you guys ever heard of the landline hacking?<br />
<ICANN> well not hacking really but secret<br />
<theothers> It's not called that anymore, it's Bushwhacking.<br />
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<theothers> If you ever see arpawocky on this channel he would be able to teach you how to build this stuff, he tought me.<br />
<ICANN> to build what?<br />
<@parag0n> mains phase shifter, other disco equipment<br />
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<codexn> caitlin ,i am wish to make friends with you !just talk something we like ,ok?<br />
<@Alex> ...wat<br />
<caitlin> hush you, i stand to make my first ever friend<br />
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<@aden> i read irc, twitter, and facebook, that's like reading a few really badly written books every day<br />
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<@russss> it's dark. There may be a nonzero chance of being eaten by a grue<br />
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<@solexious> Im going to repurpose one of my strobe beacons and hook it up to a methane sensor for the loos<br />
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<@solexious> ow, protip, dont solder naked<br />
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<ms7821> I am not sleeping on the dong<br />
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<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.<br />
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<glen2> Pizza printer?<br />
<Blapto> pizza printer!<br />
<glen2> So a cheese extruider?<br />
<aden> going to put pizza dough in the makerbot instead of PLA<br />
<glen2> Please don't touch the Makerbot.<br />
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<@aden> you can't own a mac and be a troll, you'd spend all day trolling yourself<br />
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<@solexious> oni_: less dancing, more grinding<br />
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<@roberthl> aden: is that... bacon[[:File:Bacon_muffins.jpg|?]]<br />
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<parag0n> eve is basically a spreadsheet<br />
<parag0n> with a pretty 3d UI<br />
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<oni_> jontyw: where did you find that site?<br />
<jontyw> oni_, which site?<br />
<oni_> http://youtubecrack.on.nimp.org<br />
<earlbot> [ GNAA Last Measure Live! ]<br />
<jontyw> DO NOT CLICK<br />
<Tamsin> I was going to ask if that was SFW :)<br />
<oni_> lol, indeed<br />
<roberthl> ah fuck<br />
<roberthl> thanks guys :(<br />
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<@solexious> aaah beard fire]<br />
<@solexious> soldering fail #2<br />
< blapto> DON'T BE ON FIRE<br />
<@solexious> its fine, im not in the space<br />
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<@actel> everything runs on gin<br />
<@Muz> Gin, and dreams.<br />
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<Blapto> Has anybody here ever bought a towel?<br />
<Muz> ... yes?<br />
<Blapto> I need some towels. I've never bought one.<br />
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< martop25xton> i am not that smart but i am easy to get along with<br />
<@lozzd> that much is clear<br />
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<@roberthl> yeah i probably came in at a bad angle<br />
<@roberthl> i think we should call it "combat docking"<br />
<@drPoggs> roberthl: i hope you wiped up<br />
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<caitlin> i had spoke cards on every single bit of my bike i could get them on when i was 9 <br />
<caitlin> REALLY wanted a motorbike<br />
<caitlin> it was quite hard to pedal<br />
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<@drPoggs> it's not *too* far<br />
<@drPoggs> continue down Old Street until you think you're in the 80s, then left up Kingsland Road and y'er almost there<br />
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<@russss> I'm sure it's doing it in a logical order, it's just not using the correct kind of logic.<br />
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<Blapto> I actually quite enjoyed that blue people film in 3D<br />
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<@haywardgb> i need a pee! where's Sol!<br />
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<caitlin> srsly, you motherfuckers.. the quotes page is basically grep caitlin log.file<br />
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< gsearle> Anyone here speak German?<br />
<@solexious> 9<br />
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<caitlin> i loathe them junking ethics in with religion<br />
<caitlin> it's like putting porn in the kids tv section<br />
<caitlin> i could use a better analogy<br />
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<@jontyw> So, all the lights are on in the space but I can't see anyone there....<br />
< pingbat> sounds like lots of people i know<br />
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* Blapto commits seppeku or bukkake or whatever it is<br />
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< Blapto> Sucking is too much effort<br />
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<@glen2> I'm in a shell, you'll have to describle the jpg to me.<br />
< Paul2> glen2: pixel one: dark blue ish<br />
< Paul2> pixel two (going l->r) also dark blue<br />
< Paul2> maybe balck actually<br />
< Paul2> 3: same as others<br />
< Paul2> bored now. you get the picture<br />
< Paul2> oh. wait. you dont.<br />
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<Muz> I think you misunderestimate my girth<br />
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<@solexious> Cory Doctoro just borrowed a drill<br />
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<amln> that 'ff' thing confused the fuck out of me. i did think it was about fisting.<br />
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< Herald> I even put it in the oven for 5 minutes to make it warm and soft<br />
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<russss> I have like 16GB of horse-related XML<br />
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<@oni> i am currently looking after Solexious's cats<br />
<@oni> they like kebabs funnily<br />
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[18:39:45] <russss> what? I'm not grumpy<br />
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<@JamesHarrison> If they complain, put wheels on the bottom one and stick a permit on it<br />
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< aden> they could be using grindr to find a pub with lots of mac users in<br />
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<@russss> this stuff really isn't new, that's the thing. Why does it take fucking Microsoft to come out with something to get people excited about it.<br />
< Underhand> because people get excited about fucking?<br />
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<solexious> there was also a dead bee in the water tank :/<br />
<zts> that's a bug, not a feature<br />
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<ms7821> it's the same as running away from bears - you only need to be more secure than the bike next to you<br />
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<elliot_w> useful for layzoring?: http://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html<br />
<earlbot> [ Gear template generator ]<br />
<chaotician> that's really cool<br />
<aden> now all we need is something that requires wooden or perspex gears<br />
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<aden> i use one of those hdmi over cat 5 things, and a power over ethernet adapter, and a wireless bridge, so now my pc is totally wireless<br />
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< coldblood> how are the trains running into london?<br />
< ms7821> still on tracks<br />
<@Paul2> the same way they normally do, through application of kinetic energy and friction and things<br />
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<parag0n> whoooooa<br />
<parag0n> NASA discovered life on earth<br />
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< alexs> It's like that Silicon based blob from star trek<br />
< alexs> that eats rock<br />
< alexs> (ST:TOS)<br />
< parag0n> mmm, rocks<br />
< alexs> It means life on Titan is possible.<br />
< alexs> Think of the romeo and juliet esq fanfiction that's possible now!<br />
< alexs> Arsenic based life-form falls in love with phosphorous based life form.<br />
< alexs> They run away together, and then die.<br />
< srimech> You could call it "My Chemical Romance"<br />
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< parag0n> how can we draw a penis on a set of xmas lights<br />
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<@Muz> Aden's floppy blue-tinged emoboy quiff hung loosely in front of his eyes as he breathed gently down Nigle's neck.<br />
<@Muz> Slow, the makerbot began to extrude a fine white paste.<br />
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<@jontyw> Honest to god, someone just emailed the contact@hackspace.org.uk address asking for advice on how to set up a hackerspace in london<br />
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<glen2> I'm pritty sure I could get any surgery right on the second or third try.<br />
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* russss still hasn't had an opportunity to try his telescope out<br />
<@solexious> so to speak<br />
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* alexs wonders if the mechanics on the funicular railway are RMT members<br />
<Paul2> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers (FUCK)<br />
< CableTwitch> And also the Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers Emergency Rescue Service (FUCKERS)<br />
< ms7821> and their outsourced IT dept, FUCKIT<br />
< SamLR> Funicular uniont of contractors and keyworks: wellbeing, and information training (staff) FUCKWITS<br />
< Paul2> fuckwits, the wireless part of the it services<br />
< CableTwitch> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers - Official Funicular Forum<br />
< alexs> Oh dear.<br />
< ms7821> I hear they're expanding to LUL properties with their new Trains And Rails Division<br />
< CableTwitch> The department for dealing with trackworks and maintainance follows the Universal Program<br />
< Paul2> There is a Cellular Underground Networks Team for mobiles on the tube. I need to tell them their name.<br />
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<ms7821> I had to explain 4chan to my grandmother at christmas<br />
<jpds> ms7821: 4chan != channel4.<br />
<DanB_> ms7821: You cannot say that and not give us an idea of how *precisely* you managed to explain 4chan? :) I can imagine it was quite something!<br />
<aden> slapped her round the face with his dong, and said "it's a bit like that"<br />
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<jontyw> What is solexious up to?<br />
<solexious> jontyw: helping the pizza guy work his cctv recorder<br />
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@<srimech> Due to a collision of two mailing list threads, four members of the London Hackspace were cast in resin for a new Sky TV series on the 2nd February 2011.<br />
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<aden> can't remember who it was, in the end we kicked them from the channel for being dead<br />
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<Cyd> i have an accent fetish<br />
<Cyd> i think...<br />
<Cyd> i hear a great english accent i melt<br />
<lozzd> if you were a hot girl, i'd so be attempting to bed you right now<br />
<Cyd> really?<br />
<lozzd> no offense<br />
<lozzd> hahahahah<br />
<lozzd> that was.. bizarre<br />
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< Cindy> hi everyone<br />
<@lozzd> oh.<br />
<@lozzd> i c what u did thar.<br />
< Cindy> ?<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:06] <-- Cyd (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has left #london-hack-space<br />
<@lozzd> [01:11:42] --> Cindy (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has joined #london-hack-space<br />
< Cindy> what a coincidence...<br />
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<Muz> No, he suggested that they merely share two properties<br />
<Muz> FFUU<br />
<jontyw> I want to start graphing the frequency of muz's channel fuckups<br />
<Muz> :(<br />
<Muz> I'd been so good for months!<br />
<creature> jontyw: I think he needs a gmail-style "You're about to say something in #london-hack-space. Is this really the channel you were expecting to post in?" dialog whenever he speaks.<br />
<jontyw> Mere seconds later, in another channel:<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Also, wtb moar multi-threading.<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> FFFUUU<br />
<jontyw> <Muz> Shut up jonty.<br />
<jontyw> <alex> Haha.<br />
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<Muz> This channel has really jumped the troll.<br />
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<kokey> ?molest<br />
<robonaut> kokey, I don't understand 'molest'. Did you mean 'meet'?<br />
<Randomskk> haha "meet"<br />
<Randomskk> as in, 'I'm going to "meet" some children'<br />
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<jontyw> For use only in emergencies: <br />
<jontyw> ?llama <br />
<robonaut> | Tony the drama llama says.. | <br />
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<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> | o ~) | <br />
<robonaut> | o (_---; | <br />
<robonaut> | (Calm down children!) o /|~|\ | <br />
<robonaut> | / / / | <br />
<robonaut> | | <br />
<robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <br />
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← robonaut was kicked by ms7821 (~Mark@goatse.co.uk): spam <br />
User mode for ms7821 set to -o by ChanServ <br />
<jontyw> Aww <br />
* jontyw removes the llama<br />
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<russ> Amongst other gunk, there was HALF A DEAD BEE lodged in the water flow interlock sensor.<br />
<artag> Alas, poor Eric.<br />
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<TypeOLobo> Looking for a squid expert with good-to-expert security,routing experience. Pays $500 for the solution. Easy money for the right expert.<br />
<ms7821> bruce schneier's a squid expert<br />
<TypeOLobo> ok, thanks ms.. i'll look for him.<br />
<br />
<@solexious> its for dirk<br />
<parag0n> gently?<br />
* srimech whispers: "it's for dirk"<br />
<SpikeUK> :-(<br />
<br />
<@Jasperw> can anyone remember that product/shopping agregator website that jonty posted, it was called something like justbuythisone.com<br />
<@Jasperw> oh wait, thats exactly what it's called.<br />
<br />
<Alex> solexious: wat?<br />
<Alex> solexious: your script sucks, or that's not a script, or something else. :)<br />
<solexious> Alex: what? i dont even<br />
<Alex> horse.<br />
<br />
<aden> when i worked on a it helpdesk, idiots wanted apostrophes in their names, then were surprised when they couldn't receive external email<br />
<russss> this is why you don't work in a helpdesk any more aden<br />
<br />
<GPenguin> what does the bot mean when it says that somebody opened the door?<br />
<ms7821> :S<br />
<aden> GPenguin: take a guess<br />
<GPenguin> somebody connected via ssh?<br />
<br />
<SamLR> timm pho is good but doesn't have the scalability of pizza<br />
<@russss> pho is fucking web scale<br />
<br />
<Underhand> i certainly didn't report it when a drunk in newcastle flopped his cock out and ran towards me. i just figured that was par for the course on a friday night in the north.<br />
<creature> Underhand: You should feel privileged. That's a traditional Northern welcome. It's a great honour.<br />
<br />
<@SamLR> we're no longer "london hackspace" we're "some guys in london" (Fox says so!)<br />
<spooq> right above "dog climbs fence"<br />
<spooq> and "homeowners fined for noisy toddler"<br />
<spooq> LHS has hit the big time!<br />
<eb4890> We've made it. We can stop now. We aren't going to do any better than that.<br />
<br />
<jontyw> ARGHARGArarRAGHHH http://trbaldwin.com/takeways-from-linklove-london/<br />
<jontyw> SEO conferences need to be routinely firebombed<br />
<creature> jontyw: firebombed, bombed, molotov cocktailed, incendiary bombed.<br />
<br />
<Sci> ...And if it stops just one person filling a working clock mechanism with hot-glue & putting it on a hat, I'll be happy.<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> oh and the people tidying up in advance of the kids might want to remove the japanese scat porn from the lovelace downloads folder if the kids will be unsupervised near this pooter<br />
<br />
<ms7821> meta threads really hit the google filters - I'm getting multiple NLP ads now<br />
<ms7821> and one on bike sheds :|<br />
<parag0n> what colour are they?<br />
<ms7821> japanese<br />
<br />
<jonty> http://cloudgirlfriend.com/<br />
<caitlin> i'm thinking that through, but cloud girlfriends have existed for just about ever<br />
<caitlin> a platform with limited resources, but shared between a large number of clients?<br />
<caitlin> on which as a client you 'rent' time?<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> ?board RIP Fruity, March 2011 - April 2011. Beloved by HaywardGB, murdered by hoodlums<br />
<br />
<aden> they should ban handkerchiefs from tubes, in case terrorists use hanky code to communicate<br />
<br />
<ms7821> even more important http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism<br />
<earlbot> [ Hitler's possible monorchism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]<br />
<@russss> lol<br />
<@srimech> He was monochromatic though, I've seen pictures<br />
<br />
<@glen2> Anyway I go to bed now. I've had a bussy day of braking httpd and having my dog eat one of my walls.<br />
<ms7821> glen2: is walls a typo?<br />
<@srimech> I read it as balls too<br />
<artag> glen2 is monochromatic as well now<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Making the cameras members only to increase privacy is absurd, given we have ~272 members. That's like fucking in a bedroom that only 272 people have the key to and thinking it unlikely that someone will walk in.<br />
<br />
<tomwardill_> so, this bikeshed, it needs to be green, yes? ;)<br />
<jontyw> I was thinking it should be invisible, to increase privacy.<br />
<tomwardill_> oh yes!<br />
<tomwardill_> and unplottable<br />
<tomwardill_> in case it appears on a map<br />
<br />
<russss> if there's someone next to me staring at me I can punch them in the face<br />
<br />
<ajp5> <basil fawlty>dont mention the cameras, I mentioned them once but I think i got away with it </bf><br />
<br />
<parag0n> hdd platters make good frisbees<br />
<jontyw> They really do<br />
<jontyw> There's a huge stack of them in the space<br />
<jontyw> I took great joy in frisbeeing a few into the carpark from the balcony the other night<br />
<jontyw> Tiny death frisbees<br />
<creature> What's their hang time like? Think you could clear the railway tracks?<br />
<jontyw> Yeah, you could<br />
<jontyw> The only issue is that if you fall short you just chucked a bit of metal onto railway tracks.<br />
<br />
<russss> 11. Does the organisation welcomes membership from marginalised groups in the community e.g.<br />
<russss> asylum seekers, lesbian and gay men, ethnic minorities, people with disabilities, women, young<br />
<russss> people and older age groups?<br />
<russss> If yes please provide documentary evidence<br />
<russss> [sic]<br />
<russss> how the hell do you provide documentary evidence of that?<br />
<martind> put up a sign "lesbians welcome"? then take pics?<br />
<creature> We can photocopy people's gay cards, right?<br />
<andrewgodwin> right, every disabled, gay or female member needs to provide a short essay...<br />
<solexious> badly worded? "lesbian and gay men"<br />
<russss> heh<br />
<solexious> i'm a lesbian man!<br />
<martind> ah yeah it needs to be "lesbian men welcome"<br />
<andrewgodwin> I'll happily provide documentary evidence that the hackspace is FABULOUS<br />
<br />
<@JamesHarrison> in retrospect, trying to debate AV with people on /b/ was never a good idea<br />
<br />
<jontyw> I was considering shipping a box of bees to someone for april fools day<br />
<jontyw> But I figured it might be a bit harsh<br />
<jontyw> "Oh! I've got a present!"<br />
<jontyw> "OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE"<br />
<br />
* Errant does the moving-to-Geneva dance<br />
* Errant is going to communicate the shit out of CERN<br />
<glen2> Errant: Do some dumpster-diving at CERN for the Hackspace.<br />
<srimech> Bring us back a bag of muons<br />
<br />
<srimech> Renski: World ending tomorrow, didn't you get the mail?<br />
<Renski> ffs, I have library books I need to return<br />
<srimech> I know, I just bought loads of tea bags, there's no way I'm going to use them all now<br />
<Renski> srimech: I need to arrange an orgy or something, what time is this meant to happen?<br />
<bmalee> Local time everywhere, apparently.<br />
<srimech> It'll take ages.<br />
<br />
<glen2> If I remember the Bible correctly, isn't the rapture ment to take 300 male virgin jews?<br />
<tomwyatt> oh god, 300 virgin WoW players<br />
<glen2> So it could have happened!<br />
<mattp> at least ping times will go down.<br />
<br />
<glen2> I'm going to bed now. I have to remove the balls from my dog early tomorrow.<br />
<Underhand> poor dog.<br />
<glen2> I wonder if the vet would be willing to replace them with D20's.<br />
<br />
<glen2> Salford is the songs of Joy Division made solid.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> ?weather<br />
<robonaut> Light rain, 16C/61F, Humidity: 72% Wind: SW at 18 mph<br />
<ms7821> neat<br />
<ms7821> oh wait, did I write that?<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081109165257AAjtP30<br />
< earlbot> [ My toe fingers keep growing how do I make them short? - Yahoo! Answers ]<br />
<@jontyw> Dear Ryan, I think you'll find they're just called toes. You fucking idiot.<br />
< timm> Toe Finger!<br />
<@jontyw> Love, the internets.<br />
<@tomscott> "he's the man / the man with the toes for fingers"<br />
<@srimech> Catchy<br />
<@tomscott> which is ironic, since there's no way he could catch with toefingers<br />
<@srimech> It's very dangerous to underestimate toefinger.<br />
<@jontyw> He loves only toooes, Only Tooees, He loves toooes<br />
< timm> <posh accent>Good Day, Mr. Bond, I'm ToeFinger" </posh accent><br />
<@tomscott> "do you expect me to talk?" "no, Mr Bond, I expect you to be mildly uncomfortable and try not to stare"<br />
<@jontyw> Would his henchman be Footjob?<br />
<@jontyw> And Footsie Galore<br />
<br />
<@srimech> How's your burrito? Not waspy enough? Here we go. *enwasp*<br />
<br />
<alecjw> what are the plans for the little room on the left at the back of the workshop?<br />
<@creature> The toilet?<br />
<@roberthl> it's a toilet<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh for tits sake, we're suspending the sea fort trip AGAIN.<br />
* jontyw cries a little<br />
<@tomscott> well, don't worry about it, after all it's the fort that counts<br />
<br />
<alecjw> ie buy her an orchid or something - all women like orchids, right?<br />
<lovelace_> yes. unless they dont like orchids<br />
<alecjw> i'm hoping she doesn't belong to that category<br />
<br />
<ms7821> and I thought Windows woudl bloody work<br />
<br />
<billy_> someone dropped half of one off the balcony, and people were stepping around it, like a puddle of vomit<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> im visiting from pl and want to see all your cool projects<br />
<artag> lovelace_: they are all around you, cunningly disguised as piles of broken rubbish<br />
<br />
<@glen2> Experience what pre-industrial revolution life must have been like with our collection of motorless lathes.<br />
<br />
<oni> I demand nubile hot students!<br />
<oni> I wonder if thats a clause in my contract<br />
<solexious> oni: I almost took a job as a theatre tech in a 6th form girls boarding school for the same reason<br />
<br />
<@Jasperw> it's like being molested by your favourite teddy bear.<br />
<@Jasperw> really this should come as no surprise for me, i've hung out on asr, i have an adminspoorting t-shirt, i should know in the inner recesses of my being what all sysadmins know:<br />
<@Jasperw> All software sucks, and all hardware sucks.<br />
<br />
The continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
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<Muz> Also, with cuffs, you totally can't bind limbs to other limbs securely, as you could with say rope.<br />
<Muz> FFUCK<br />
<martind> #bondage pls<br />
<br />
<earlbot> [ The Monarchy Today > Queen and public > Royal visits > Queen and passport ]<br />
<kierank> s/Her majesty/Chairman Jonty<br />
<jontyw> I am unsure if you're implying that I am a "her". <br />
<kierank> i am not implying that<br />
<Underhand> jontyw: well, are you?<br />
-*- jontyw checks<br />
<jontyw> I don't think so<br />
<jontyw> "Her"'s are innies, right?<br />
<br />
The further continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
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<Muz> I'm fucking hungry. What time are we Westfielding?<br />
<Muz> You're not work IRC.<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Paul2, we attempt to get consensus, basically. If that fails, we start killing the people who disagree with us.<br />
<jontyw> It's a simple system.<br />
<srimech> I thought we were using the phrase "adjust" rather than "kill"<br />
<nigle> Yep, life expectancy adjustment :-)<br />
<br />
<russss> and broadly I am just a frontend to wikipedia<br />
<br />
<earthshine> alecjw: Do you use Lynx ?<br />
<alecjw> sometimes. at the moment im using firefox with js disabled<br />
<roowilliams> why js disability?<br />
<alecjw> i don't beleive in web 2.0<br />
<br />
<amx109> hey. anyone got any contact info for lhs folks in Brighton?<br />
<amx109> I've arrived but with nowhere to really go, or peeps to see<br />
<aden> go into a random pub toilet, call one of the numbers on the wall<br />
<br />
<Paul2> We should take more lessons from Neighbours. Upset at something? Don't worry. Wait until tomorrow and everyone will have forgotten about it.<br />
<br />
<russss> tl;dr: we need a bar.<br />
<russss> that's the final line of a poem I haven't written yet<br />
<br />
<FractalBobz> Isn't there a pariety?<br />
<ms7821> nope, but the high bit is used for extended ascii<br />
<jontyw> A piratey?<br />
<FractalBobz> Yarr!<br />
<ms7821> are piratey bits pieces of 8?<br />
<br />
<alecjw> timROGERS, are you the person sitting to my right?<br />
<timROGERS> Yes. Haha.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> [on the phone to the beer wholesalers] I'm the crazy one with the handcart.<br />
<br />
<alecjw> jontyw: i knew the regulars think of me as a helfunsaftee disaster but i didnt know you, who's visited the space less than half a dozen times since i joined, i've forgotten how i started this sentence<br />
<br />
<ms7821> the only thing that travels faster than light is alecjw's reputation for causing damage<br />
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< ms7821> but that wand is only large enough for macchiatos<br />
<@jontyw> That's what SHE said<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Do you remember what I was doing? I'd like to know. I found an animated gif of myself dressed in binbags on twitter the next morning.<br />
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* TheHypnotist just had a romantic dinner for two with someone extra special and bright, shiney, inteligent and lovely beautifully long flowing brown hair. <3 <br />
<jontyw> TheHypnotist, ms7821?<br />
<TheHypnotist> yesh jonty, yesh <3<3<br />
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<aden> nobody would notice the difference between jeremy kyle and the hackspace webcam<br />
<br />
<russss> the case of my macbook pro is floating above earth<br />
<amx109> in orbit?<br />
<russss> ELECTRICALLY<br />
<br />
< wb_> Hi, this is Wieger, I visited the London Hackspace last weekend with a small group of dutchmen<br />
<@glen2> wb_: We don't still have them.<br />
< nigle> Sold them on ebay<br />
<@aden> we sold a small group of dutchmen on ebay?<br />
< squeeks> we didn't get much, right?<br />
<@t0m> no, we split them into individual lots<br />
<@t0m> still made more on the P&P than the goods though :(<br />
<@glen2> wb_ only posted one line of text.<br />
< wb_> :)<br />
<br />
<ms7821> jontyw: s/Alex/alecjw/? <br />
<Alex> no.<br />
<jontyw> ms7821, no<br />
<jontyw> NO<br />
<jontyw> no<br />
<ms7821> no?<br />
<jontyw> n<br />
<jontyw> o<br />
<srimech> There's no limit<br />
<Alex> THERE'S NO LIMIT<br />
<Alex> /part<br />
* srimech high-fives Alex<br />
<br />
(where lovelace_ is calum)<br />
<Randomskk> america is really broken<br />
<lovelace_> its been broke for a while...<br />
<lovelace_> probably since the slave trade<br />
<br />
<@JamesHarrison> We'll need to do a Mission Control makeover for the quiet room, of course<br />
<@Flux42> Hoxton, we have a problem... </pred><br />
<br />
<@SamLR> it really depresses me how many people will accept "magnets" as a reason that someone's perpetual motion device works<br />
<br />
<kierank> I always longed for tubby toast<br />
<kierank> that brown paste on them looked tasty<br />
<br />
<artag> teach a man to solder, and you feed farnell for life<br />
<br />
<solexious> she freaked a bit when the door bell spoke to her<br />
<br />
<alecjw> i'm utterly dysfunctional and i dont know where i'd be without an army of people sorting my life out for me<br />
<br />
* Flux42 notes VIM is twenty today.<br />
<srimech> Flux42: vim is 20. VIM is 1006.<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> or... any idea how to remove all trace of raid safely - I've never had to do that before<br />
<aden> dd bs=1024k if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda<br />
<lovelace_> ta aden<br />
<aden> that should remove all trace of raid<br />
<lovelace_> it already says the array isn't active<br />
<theorbtwo> That should remove (more or less) all traces of *anything*.<br />
<lovelace_> brb<br />
* lovelace_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)<br />
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* Akki14 is scared of the heinz ketchup facebook page. they just keep entering me into contests <br />
* artag is terrified of the idea of a facebook page for condiments<br />
<artag> i consume sauce. i don't want to interact with it socially.<br />
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<ms7821> I learned all my fingering skills off mavis<br />
<br />
<healern> It is a tight space for your fingers to cram in, but the advantage is that once you get use to it, you don't need to move your fingers to press anything<br />
<br />
<dmi> FFS<br />
<dmi> tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> bloody Americans<br />
<Akki14> dmi: of course correctly it should be 11/11/11<br />
<dmi> Akki14: if you're going ISO, yes<br />
<Akki14> best way to sort things<br />
<br />
< ms7821> root@babbage:~# ps -e|grep netcamfix|wc -l<br />
< ms7821> 701<br />
<br />
<@t0m> I pronounce MySQL as 'My First SQL' in my head. Kinda like 'my first train set'<br />
<br />
<aden> much easier in bash - echo fizz; echo buzz;:(){ :|:& };:<br />
<russss> bastard<br />
<roberthl> uhm, why has my server stopped responding after runnign that command????<br />
<squeeks> roberthl: please don't tell me you actually ran it.<br />
<br />
<Ken Boak> There's no easy way around this apart from chucking extra trannies at it.<br />
<br />
<@solexious> If maplin sponsor Gadget Geeks i'm shaving off all my hair<br />
< Sully-> Right, we'd better note that down ...<br />
<br />
< Sully-> The british railway industry is returning to state ownership<br />
< Sully-> It's going to be owned by the German state<br />
<br />
< TheHypnotist-> would it be uncool to ask on the mailing list if anyone has something sterile that can pop an abcess. that they can bring to the food thing tonight?<br />
<br />
< robonaut> DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH, DOOR BELL! <nowiki>http://hack.rs/doorbell.jpg</nowiki><br />
<br />
<jontyw> :D<br />
<jontyw> I promise to let someone hypnotise me if I decide to get practical<br />
<TheHypnotist> okies :d<br />
<TheHypnotist> i realise not me<br />
<TheHypnotist> but thats fine ;p<br />
<jontyw> Maybe even you. With supervision :P<br />
<TheHypnotist> lol :D<br />
<cepmenderer> Jontyw: DON`T DO IT!!!<br />
<br />
<alecjw> from a culinary perspective, life is good at the moment. i just made myself some icing and im eating it out of a mug<br />
<alecjw> am i making a cake? no. i just fancied eating some icing<br />
<br />
<russss> right what I'm going to do is script my accounts payables using scheme<br />
<russss> what could possibly go wrong :/<br />
<br />
* cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint<br />
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window<br />
<artag> could you tell us more about the right window ?<br />
<br />
* Akki14 starts building the perspex cases and pedestals to put tom & sol upon for the duration of the watching<br />
<Akki14> or maybe cages would be more appropriate if we're making them dance<br />
<tomwyatt> nah cages<br />
<Akki14> wv, tom :)<br />
<tomwyatt> or any kind of enclosure where we make them dance, prevent them escaping and push dollar bills into charles' beard<br />
<br />
<SolexiousSky> HELLO FROM THE LOBBY OF SKY TV<br />
<SolexiousSky> TYPING THIS ON SIX FOOT TALL IPAD<br />
<br />
<tomscott> passive-aggressive snarking on IRC: the best kind of passive-aggressive snarking<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> debugging by brownian motion<br />
<br />
<aden> guy who i bought my bunker off was using the money to buy a scottish forest<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> It can only be a science museum if it has babbages brain in it.<br />
<br />
< flapcats> I've been once before :-)<br />
< flapcats> It's like the internet IRL<br />
< flapcats> love it.<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> have the boy bring me my programming trousers<br />
<br />
<russss> also for the record, whoever put "'and 1=1" as their name is a total dick :P<br />
<br />
< ms7821> I can't breathe<br />
< Akki14> LOL<br />
<@Flux42> Hipster took Mark's breath away.<br />
< Akki14> snogging? :D<br />
<@Flux42> It wasn't that innocent.<br />
< Sully-> #Take my breath awaaaaay<br />
< ms7821> next person to tickle me gets a slap<br />
<br />
<jontyw> ARGHGHA. http://www.beautiesandgeeks.com/<br />
<tomwyatt> jontyw: have you never watched that show?<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, THIS IS NOT THE SHOW<br />
<jontyw> This is a fucking DATING EVENT IN LONDON<br />
<tomwyatt> i'm so there<br />
<jontyw> tomwyatt, don't you have a ladyfriend?!<br />
<tomwyatt> yeah, i'm going as the beaty<br />
<br />
<Montyphy> I love watching geese or swans land on ice<br />
<Montyphy> its like... "I'm coming in hot. Coming in hot. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. Nailed it"<br />
...<br />
<ms7821> Montyphy: that's what she said?<br />
<br />
<@glen2> What's the maximum operational temperature of a cat?<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I hope I've recovered from last night by Friday<br />
<ms7821> last thing I remember was simultaneous whisky and port<br />
<ms7821> and eating the plant in the middle of the table<br />
<ms7821> I also gave the taxi driver a £10 tip<br />
<br />
[http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2012-02-11/ dilbert] There's no kill switch on Awesome.<br />
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< Sully-> Flux42> Jonty did take all of yesterday more or less, got up at 5pm<br />
<br />
< Pharaoh> I want to be like Carl Sagan when I grow up.<br />
<@aden> dead?<br />
<br />
< billy_> womble sense tingling...<br />
<br />
<@solexious> would it help if I told you I was ircing naked?<br />
<br />
< ajp5> Twas the night before wednesday, when all through the space<br />
< ajp5> not a creature was stirring, not even morris<br />
< ajp5> The fairy lights were strung from the ceiling with care,<br />
< ajp5> in the hopes the great womble soon would be there<br />
< ajp5> Babbage was nestled, all snug on it's plinth<br />
< ajp5> while dreams of Arduino's danced in everyones heads<br />
< ajp5> the perlcode was debugged, but of the libary we dispaired<br />
< ajp5> needs a rewrite in python, if anyone cared<br />
< ajp5> When outside the door there arose such a clatter,<br />
< ajp5> It's Hoxton, no need to go see what was the matter<br />
< ajp5> the door opened and the board lit up in a flash,<br />
< ajp5> Treasures galore, the great womble parts with no cash<br />
<br />
<tomw_> russss: what time do you make it?<br />
<russss> tomw_: I'm seeing five past troll here<br />
<creature> russss: That's nearly ten to rage.<br />
<br />
The extended continuing adventures of Muz's channel fuckups:<br />
<br />
<Muz> MDI-358<br />
<Muz> Argh, you're not JIRA.<br />
<br />
<artag> i have exits hidden, who went ?<br />
<@drrk> irccloud<br />
<tef> irccloud<br />
<tomw_> </csi miami moment><br />
<br />
<@aden> maybe we should get rid of lovelace, then homeless people without laptops can't heckle us on irc<br />
<tomw_> or use it to warm their feet<br />
<br />
<tomw_> this is the clamped car thats the guys refusing to pay for isnt it?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I believe so.<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Came on IRC asking about getting help angle grinding the clamp off<br />
<Sully-> Said they were quite ingenious, I asked if they were more igneous than the person who designed the clamp<br />
<tomw_> they were made of solidified lava?<br />
<br />
<@russss> getting drunk in the space? disgraceful behaviour.<br />
<@russss> :P<br />
<br />
<calumm> would a compound crossbow be reasonable to put on the swapshop....?<br />
<calumm> I couldnt help smile when I included the word reasonable and crossbow in the same sentence but I ahve to ask....<br />
<br />
<@aden> try getting drunk, best way to cure shyness<br />
<@aden> i used to be shy, now i'm an alcoholic<br />
<br />
<kokey> russss: that has more pink than hellokitty.com<br />
<kokey> it's NSFW pink<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> ai... The sleeping threads are like reading twilight.... you start off unsure but slightly curious... want die rather than continue by half way and looking for creative ways of trolling the supporters by the end<br />
<br />
< glen2> Good morning.<br />
< glen2> I just pulled some fluff from by belly-button and a strip of skin it was fused to came with it.<br />
< Akki14> ew<br />
<@jontyw> Thanks glen, that was quite literally the very first thing I read today.<br />
<br />
<russss> I am in prufrock. There are 9 people here and 8 of them, including me, are checked in on foursquare.<br />
<russss> mm pretentious coffee<br />
<br />
<@Montyphy> Hipster made this yesterday: http://imgur.com/4fLUB<br />
< earlbot> [ Tom Scott Death Mask ]<br />
<@tomw_> s/death mask/sex toy<br />
<@theorbtwo> tomw_: Surely the mouth should be open for that...<br />
<@Montyphy> fleshlights were mentioned<br />
<br />
<Flux42> glen2 just shouted "Eat his face"<br />
<Flux42> Thankfully the dogs are resistent to instruction.<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> With already had this discussion and solexious is not soldering nude without marrying me first<br />
<br />
< Errant> tremble before me, and my nearly finished fluffy dressing gown!<br />
<br />
<@solexious> I think the smell of MDF is steeped into my hands now :/ can't get it out<br />
<@Flux42> Don't try to wash it out. Launch a new line of Eau de Cologne.<br />
<@Flux42> "Smell like a real man with Yarnold for Men."<br />
<@solexious> "A carefully measured fragrance of mdf and arse crack"<br />
<@Flux42> I think you should leave the marketing to someone else.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I won't be happy until the biohackers make lab-grown steak and pursuade a vegetarian to try it.<br />
<br />
<artag> jonty prancing around the hackspace on all fours does have some merit<br />
<br />
<@iamdanw> I once went to the maplin in liverpool street and emerged into a police kettle<br />
<br />
<@glen2> tomwyatt: Where does it say that this is the story thath was on pages 12 and 13?<br />
< tomwyatt> well<br />
< tomwyatt> what i did<br />
< tomwyatt> and this is the clever bit<br />
< tomwyatt> was turn to page 12 and read it<br />
<@russss> outstanding<br />
* jontyw can't stop giggling<br />
<br />
<aden> i applied for a job doing satellites when i got home drunk last night...<br />
<br />
<russss> you can sit on the grass, by the canal, with a bint<br />
<russss> er<br />
<russss> pint.<br />
<russss> PINT<br />
<br />
<lovelace_> husky taken a dump in quiet room<br />
<Filbert> wtf<br />
<lovelace_> i think it needs a change of dog food<br />
<lovelace_> *puke*<br />
<Filbert> I have no idea why I'm looking at the webcam :/<br />
<br />
<@russss> my landlord keeps beginning his emails with "Greetings from button moon"<br />
<br />
< robonaut> Montyphy, I don't understand 'drama'. Did you mean 'llama'?<br />
<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> ps aux<br />
<@tgreer> er<br />
-!- tgreer was kicked from #london-hack-space by jontyw [kill -9]<br />
<br />
<russss> cocks<br />
<russss> I have no umbrella<br />
<Sully-> It's alright, you won't get wet, it's hail<br />
<tomwyatt> all hail Russ!<br />
<russss> please don't<br />
<Flux42> All ale russss!<br />
<russss> better<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> heh i'm sneaking messages into our mailservers banners<br />
<tomwyatt> "220 yo dawg i herd u like mail"<br />
<br />
<jontyw> Walking is for people with legs. The plasma cutter will fix that.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, belt news?<br />
<@Flux42> Live from the workshop, around the world, this is BELT NEWS<br />
<@russss> the belt's arrived, it's installed, but the laser cutter hasn't been fully aligned yet<br />
<@Flux42> Thank you russss, and now back to the studio.<br />
<@Flux42> Still to come, how to survive a weekend in Milton Keynes and the diet that's taking the hacker world by storm: Lucky Chip.<br />
<br />
< parag0n__> we nearly had a space with a door out of the 4th floor where there used to be a fire escape<br />
< parag0n__> but that fell through<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> waht the fuck? theres IPX stuff running on our network here<br />
<russss> tomwyatt: do you have a VPN connection to 1997?<br />
<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> Just tried running over my keyboard with a vacuum cleaner to such out all the dust.... did more harm than good... now its all scratched up<br />
<jontyw> Wait, you actually rolled an upright vacuum cleaner over your keyboard?<br />
<Nin-lil-izi> it seemed like a genius idea at the time<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> I've never been so objectively wrong about pre-packaged sandwiches in my life.<br />
<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> I prefer to think of it as "That time I spent in the workshop alone with solexious and a pack of balloons, giggling in the dark"<br />
<br />
<SamLR> I'm more amused by the location: penzance, nice and easy for access to... ?<br />
<tomwyatt> THE PIRATES<br />
<br />
<Armand> ?chat Wikipedia is full of crap<br />
<robonaut> For other uses of "Shit", see Shit (disambiguation)<br />
<br />
<parag0n_> i have a DX6i somewhere that i used for my RC car<br />
<parag0n_> originally for my rc plane, but there was a tree and<br />
<br />
<hipster> I have driven before, but I was drunk at the time<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> in a house full of old people. in a town full of old people. in a county full of old people<br />
<@Akki14> i know i noticed a whole shop just for hearing aids<br />
<@Akki14> sadly, it was not called WHAT?<br />
<br />
<Akki14> Marc's talked to them now<br />
<russss> to what end?<br />
<Montyphy> Hopefully the top<br />
<russss> har har<br />
<br />
<Daithi> bah everyone has gone for smoke, it's got boring<br />
<russss> Daithi: it was a pint of vodka with an ultrasonic mister in it.<br />
<Daithi> oh i see, thanks<br />
<br />
<russss> what the fuck, flying saucers are zero-rated for VAT, but haribo bears aren't?<br />
<br />
< greenhac> the shit you find when looking for other stuff online http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Duke+Of+Edinburgh+Cardboard+Cutout+<br />
<@aden> [http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Inflatable+Mr+Wonder+Willy+Male+Doll http://www.funpartyltd.co.uk/details/Lifesized+Inflatable+Jonty]<br />
<br />
<booyaa> pippin: i thought you were ace in them lord of the ring movies<br />
<br />
<@SamLR> the first code I was introduced to within physics consisted of about 5 functions, mainly named with varients of "george" or "fuck".... all of which were over 100 lines and pretty opaque<br />
<br />
<@russss> I'm writing risk assessments<br />
< alecjw> russss: can i be in it?<br />
<@Sully-> You might have your own<br />
<br />
< aden> what about pizza that is too hot<br />
< filthy_hipster> I eat it before it's cool<br />
* Akki14 sighs... <br />
<br />
< Akki14> i've been blowdrying my mouse<br />
<br />
< Armand> Did the world get fixed while I was out?<br />
< ms7821> Armand: yes, we all live in a blissful drama-free paradise with space for all hackers to coexist and play practical jokes without fear of retaliation<br />
<br />
<russss> ?args /etc/*<br />
<robonaut> russss #london-hack-space #london-hack-space args /etc/adduser.conf /etc/aliases /etc/alternatives /etc/apache2 /etc/apm /etc/apparmor /etc/apparmor.d /etc/apport /etc/asterisk /etc/at.deny /etc/avahi /etc/avrdude.conf /etc/bash.bashrc /etc/bash_completion /etc/bash_completion.d /etc/bind /etc/bindresvport.blacklist /etc/blkid.conf /etc/blkid.tab /etc/bluetooth /etc/byobu /etc/ca-certificates /etc/ca-certificates.conf /etc/ca-certificates.co<br />
<robonaut> tc/environment /etc/esound /etc/exports /etc/fail2ban /etc/ffserver.conf /etc/firewall6.conf /etc/fonts /etc/foomatic /etc/freetds /etc/frotz.conf /etc/fstab /etc/fuse.conf /etc/gai.conf /etc/gamin /etc/gconf /etc/gdb /etc/gdm /etc/GeoIP.conf.default /etc/gpm.conf /etc/grep-dctrl.rc /etc/groff /etc/group /etc/group- /etc/grub.d /etc/gshadow /etc/gshadow- /etc/gssapi_mech.conf /etc/gtk-2.0 /etc/hal /etc/hdparm.conf /etc/host.conf /etc/hostname /etc/ho<br />
<robonaut> list /etc/libpaper.d /etc/lighttpd /etc/lintianrc /etc/locale.alias /etc/localtime /etc/logcheck /etc/login.defs /etc/logrotate.conf /etc/logrotate.d /etc/lsb-base /etc/lsb-base-logging.sh /etc/lsb-release /etc/ltrace.conf /etc/lynx-cur /etc/magic /etc/magic.mime /etc/mailcap /etc/mailcap.order /etc/mail.rc /etc/manpath.config /etc/mdadm /etc/menu /etc/menu-methods /etc/mercurial /etc/mime.types /etc/minicom /etc/mke2fs.conf /etc/modprobe.d /etc/modu<br />
<robonaut> /etc/popularity-contest.conf /etc/postfix /etc/postgresql-common /etc/ppp /etc/printcap /etc/privoxy /etc/profile /etc/profile.d /etc/protocols /etc/pulse /etc/pygopherd /etc/python /etc/python2.6 /etc/radiusclient-ng /etc/radvd.conf /etc/rc0.d /etc/rc1.d /etc/rc2.d /etc/rc3.d /etc/rc4.d /etc/rc5.d /etc/rc6.d /etc/rc.local /etc/rcS.d /etc/reader.conf /etc/reader.conf.d /etc/reader.conf.old /etc/resolvconf /etc/resolv.conf /etc/rmt /etc/rpc /etc/rsysl<br />
<robonaut> date-manager /etc/update-motd.d /etc/update-notifier /etc/vga /etc/vim /etc/vlc /etc/w3m /etc/wgetrc /etc/wpa_supplicant /etc/X11 /etc/xdg /etc/xinetd.conf /etc/xinetd.d /etc/xml /etc/zsh /etc/zsh_command_not_found<br />
<russss> trollolol<br />
<ms7821> it's fine, it's not like it's running as root<br />
<ms7821> ?who<br />
<robonaut> root<br />
<ms7821> ...<br />
<br />
< aden> lambrini is actually nice<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> god damnit... Just managed to superglue a pair of nail clippers to my keyboard<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> jontyw: <3 *hug*<br />
<@jontyw> Akki14: What did I do now?<br />
<@jontyw> Hugs need metadata.<br />
<@jontyw> X-Hug-Reason: foo<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> i am so disappointed. almost all the stories i find when googling anthropomorphic taxidermy mouse is stories saying it's the new hobby of hipsters ><<br />
<br />
<@Flux42> Drunken IRC, a United Nations for the 21st century.<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> I've got a pretty decent firefly build on second life.... could rez and wireframe it<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> I'll throw in a 30 foot flying zerg rush penis incursion for free<br />
<br />
<TheHypnotist-spa> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering gaping gash.<br />
<TheHypnotist-spa> argh wrong channel<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> There isn't a right channel for that.<br />
<br />
<@aden> we all use macs and have ironic facial hair<br />
<br />
<alecjw> my computer just shut itself down because the ram was dirty<br />
<alecjw> it took it out, washed it in warm soapy water and put it back in, now it's working fine again<br />
<alecjw> if anyone else has dirty ram, i'd recommend trying this<br />
<@srimech> I don't check my PC for dirty ram very often<br />
<alecjw> srimech: i wouldnt have done, but it was getting so dirty that it was being short circuited by bits of chocolate which had melted into it<br />
<alecjw> the ram's under the touchpad in my computer<br />
<alecjw> except i have no touchpad<br />
<Sully-> You're a filthy individual<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh good god what. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1209578799/projecteo-the-tiny-instagram-projector<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Instagram projector? What, is that like a Bat Signal for Hipsters?<br />
<br />
<@Daithi> well i applied for my probe<br />
<artag> Soon, a man with a long stainless steel rod and a big smile will be outside your house<br />
<br />
< wat_> glen1, there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police<br />
< glen1> wat_: You getting the Makerbot Thing-O'Matic?<br />
< wat_> glen1, I have an old thing o matic that s been in storage a while when we moved<br />
< glen1> wat_: Without 4chan.org/b/ over flows.<br />
< wat_> glen1, 4chan is a simple image based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images<br />
< glen1> wat_: Bre gave it to me.<br />
<@jontyw> Oh god<br />
< wat_> glen1, Upgrade to the latest Flash Player for improved playback performance<br />
< glen1> wat_: But you've not printed a shot glass?<br />
< wat_> glen1, Snowflakes Shot Glass Set DW SNOWFL SET Click Here<br />
< glen1> wat_: 1) Dehydrate cucumber. 2) Replace the electronics.<br />
< wat_> glen1, How can I preserve or freeze the MANY cucumbers or zuchinnis<br />
<br />
Akki14 IRL: Cos it's leather it makes a really great sound when you hit people with it.<br />
<br />
< Cadmus> I love rsync and rdiff-backup, more than I could love any human woman<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I opened the video. I skipped to a random part of the video, it was just Charles standing in a shower giggling. I closed the video.<br />
< Sully-> There's beard!<br />
<br />
AbbyKatt on an MRI machine: Can we not just put it between the 3 in 1 and the screwdrivers/chisels?<br />
<br />
<@mstevens> croydon has also introduced me to the joys of lidl<br />
< Sully-> *Two* Lidls?<br />
<@mstevens> Sully-: a sign of class!<br />
< Sully-> This place surely is some kind of Mecca<br />
<br />
<@Akki14> also i need to go pee and i'm trapped in a fricken ponyfort<br />
<br />
<@aden> just disabled adblock on facebook and i've got an advert for colonic irrigation and circus training<br />
<br />
<@Montyphy> ass-time is the best time<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I'm working from home waiting for a package. My doorbell was broken until I fixed it last night, so I just went to check it was working. On hearing the bell I had a completely involuntary pavlovian reaction and got really excited that SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR! THERE'S A PARCEL! YAY! PARCEL! until realising that a) I was standing at the door and b) I was the one pressing the doorbell.<br />
<br />
* theorbtwo pops some popcorn.<br />
* parag0n pops on some cop porn<br />
<br />
<billy__> when stoned in the tour bus, i came up with the idea of a lard-burger<br />
<billy__> congealed animal fat, dipped in batter then deep fried :D<br />
<br />
<@russss> this channel is a hotbed of armchair sysadmin today<br />
<Sully-> russss: I don't work in an armchair<br />
<@russss> I'm currently on a sofa<br />
<@russss> that's about as close as it gets<br />
<br />
<@oni> chaps? Anyone know a good encryption scheme for an entire drive that is supported by linux, macos and windows?<br />
< artag> rot26. it's transparent on all platforms.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Telepresence clowns using a rift! You can be at ALL THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AT ONCE.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> gifts from the Great Womble are like dead gifts from an overly eager cat<br />
<br />
<robonaut> Gwyn opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 259 days, 19 hours ago)<br />
<@jontyw> holy crap that has to be a record<br />
<@jontyw> 259 days?!<br />
<robonaut> martind opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
<@gjvc> heh<br />
<@gjvc> contrast there<br />
<br />
< artag> buttons + knob + knob-sensitivity is perhaps ideal.<br />
< artag> there's another one for Montyphy<br />
<@Montyphy> artag: I'm more of a button presser than a knob twiddler<br />
<br />
<Simon> Does anyone have a design for a 'no bikeshedding' label?<br />
<br />
<@oni> ?layzor<br />
< robonaut> Layzor working: it has been 87 days since the last incident.<br />
< Hipster> DONT DO IT oni<br />
<@Montyphy> may as well reset that counter now if oni is going in<br />
<@oni> OI<br />
<@oni> I have never broken the laser! ><<br />
<@Flux42> Did oni receive his laser training from alecjw?<br />
<@Montyphy> Anyone got logs comparing laser breaking and oni entering the space? :P<br />
<@oni> the belt was near the end of its life i swear<br />
<@solexious> oh god, has someone 'done an oni'?<br />
< Hipster> yeah ONI<br />
<@oni> <cartman>SCREW U GUYS!</cartman><br />
< Hipster> haha<br />
<@solexious> :D<br />
<@Montyphy> ?blame<br />
< robonaut> It was oni<br />
<@oni> wtf?<br />
<br />
<JamJar> Reminds me of when someone told me they lived in Waltham Cross, I said to them "I went there once and it was full of racist", their reply? "NO! It's full of Turks and Pakis!"<br />
<JamJar> good work<br />
<br />
<russss> Dennis Tito says umans the same way as Carl Sagan<br />
...<br />
<russss> wait what<br />
<russss> raise money from meteorites?<br />
<jontyw> russss: They'll just pick some up along the way. Like low hanging fruit.<br />
<russss> where are the meteorites coming from<br />
<jontyw> What the fuck is with the metorites<br />
<russss> oh<br />
<russss> MEDIA RIGHTS<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> http://lhsbikeshed.tumblr.com/<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Hahah what a shed. The good ship hackspace, troll bless all who fail in her.<br />
<br />
<parag0n_> a space we're looking at for hacman literally has a hooker giving someone a handjob outside it on streetview<br />
<@jontyw> parag0n_: Look somewhere else<br />
<parag0n_> jontyw, if you want 1000sqft for <600 in manchester, you look at places with hookers outside :(<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Jesus christ, do we need a ladder that high?<br />
<@solexious> jontyw: we plan on getting very high in the new space<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Oh man, I want to play with my teensy tonight.<br />
<br />
<dmi> alias ffs=sudo<br />
<dmi> now, when you get "permission denied", just type "ffs !!"<br />
<dmi> Thanks for listening - this has been your CLI Tip of the Day <br />
<br />
<Akki14> still got mice in my freezer. fur's probably falling off of 'em from freezer burn by now<br />
<br />
<@russss> as far as I'm aware I've never rented out a car park before<br />
<br />
< Sully-> Today I am mostly powered by Hot Cross buns<br />
<br />
< Velyks> Every point I make is met with ad homonym.<br />
<br />
<Cadmus> Where a good place to get a security camera, I want to go looking for badgers<br />
<br />
<@srimech> What the fuck game requires gigabit ethernet?<br />
<Velyks> DC++<br />
<robonaut> DING DING! DC has 1 point<br />
<br />
<tgreer> here's me trying to be helpful<br />
<tgreer> and you're trying to incite rage<br />
<jontyw> I'm not trying to incite it, I'm just saying that matilda could float pencils with her rage and maybe you should give that a go.<br />
<br />
* martind assumes paddy is talking about a manufacturing issue<br />
<paddyd> a manufacturing fault on the part of the culprit's parents<br />
<br />
<a930913> jontyw: Wiki edits on the mailing list page gets emailed out, emails in gets converted to the wiki page. Collaberative editing becomes easy.<br />
<br />
<russss> so the entire dewar evaporating immediately would not be dangerous but it would be pretty fucking cool<br />
<russss> pun not intended<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Too long in .ie for you.<br />
<tgreer> i've got another 2 days :/<br />
<TimRTerrible> Working?<br />
<tgreer> ripe66 conf<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm touching doorbot and you can't do anything.<br />
<tgreer> i'ma kill you<br />
<br />
<@ashb> jontyw: friend of mine wrote a text editor and dog-fooded it. until he made a bug and it ate it's own source<br />
<br />
<jontyw> If someone offers us a blimp I'm flying a giant hackspace logo over london.<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> I HAVE RIDDEN A GIANT MECHANICAL BEE<br />
<br />
<@russss> feel free to ask any questions, although beware I am likely to answer with "lol" or "I'm so sorry"<br />
<br />
<@srimech> Cross compilation is the norm for ARM Linux.<br />
<@CaptainTerrible> Yes, and bleeding and loss of faculties is normal for large head wounds.<br />
<br />
<@russss> I just got a delivery from HK, had no idea what it was<br />
<@russss> the customs slip said "solder tool"<br />
<@russss> I start unpacking the thing and it's all wrapped in bubble wrap and tissue paper<br />
<@russss> I was wondering if I'd drunkenly ordered drugs to be delivered to work<br />
<@russss> ...but it was laser mirrors.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> I did not have sleeping relations with that space<br />
<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Wonder if they do cheap external floodlights.<br />
<Sully-> For what?<br />
<CaptainTerrible> Cooking, haberdashery.<br />
<br />
<oni> is there an easy text format script thingy to output readable postgres?<br />
<oni> I have a database that isnt too large but could do with being made public<br />
<tomwyatt> nice try Snowden<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I don't think we can justify that much money on a creepy head<br />
<br />
<@russss> how the fuck do I create a new tumblr on an existing account<br />
<@russss> can I do that?<br />
<@creature> You totally can.<br />
<@russss> I totally can but how<br />
<@russss> I thought I found the button but now I'm following a blog full of squirrels<br />
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<CaptainTerrible> The next person to leave the code on the back gate padlock is going to get fucked by the robot arm<br />
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<@Filbert> what is a parliament a group of? <br />
<@drrk> owls<br />
<@drrk> and murder is crows<br />
< take_> An expert on collective nouns. Excellent.<br />
<@drrk> not at all, just know a few cools ones :)<br />
<@Cadmus> Is there a collective noun for hackers? ;)<br />
<@drrk> An Argument<br />
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<Zippo> GNEEEEEEEEE GNEEEEEEEEEEEE (ironic) GNEEEEEEEEEE everytime i try to use that machine is always broken, GNEEEEEEEEE gnegnegne (imagine the scene of me doing GNEE if you know what is)....<br />
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<@tomwyatt> i have no problems with cuddling and halloumi<br />
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<@jontyw> Whoa: http://www.oculusvr.com/john-carmack-joins-oculus-as-cto.html<br />
<randybot> [ John Carmack Joins Oculus as CTO | Oculus Rift - Virtual Reality Headset for 3D Gaming ]<br />
<@tomwyatt> its good he can fill his time now hes got bored with rockets<br />
<Cadmus> His rockets would have worked better if he hadn't pointed them downwards while jumping<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Flux casts word casserole<br />
<TimRTerrible> You're all stunned for d3 turns<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> Hyperloop, whatever. We've delivered muffins along vacuum tubes<br />
<TimRTerrible> That's a real world implementation and application<br />
<TimRTerrible> Your move, musk.<br />
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<TimRTerrible> There is a UPS in one of the hackspace toilets<br />
<TimRTerrible> I'm not sure what it's keeping up<br />
<KaiserPro> the seat?<br />
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<Cadmus> The anti-fluoride movement lost of lot of its more credible references when geocities closed<br />
<br />
<Cadmus> I was thinking the other day how (to a point) my main machine is now magnet-proof<br />
<Montyphy> ORLY<br />
<Cadmus> Montyphy: "to a point" ;)<br />
<Montyphy> Lets find that point<br />
<Cadmus> Reminds me I do need to make sure my backup schedule is working<br />
...<br />
<Montyphy> Cadmus: Do you think your machine could survive the degausser strapped to the side of it?<br />
<br />
<KaiserPro> "wanted linux sysadmin, must know DNS/DHCP"<br />
<KaiserPro> "whats an A record" "Its like a CD, but bigger"<br />
<KaiserPro> ^actual answer^<br />
<KaiserPro> granted, if it was in isolation, then I'd forgive them, but the full question was "can you tell me the difference between an A record, CNAME and an MX record"<br />
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<srimech> The man riding the motorbike through the screen indicates that the graphics are extreme<br />
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<artag> a realistic space sim needs a sealed room and a vacuum pump. Saved games are not an option in space.<br />
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<nin-lil-izi> ios is a bit like democracy... so many devices to choose from in the shop... but they all result in the exact identical experience<br />
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<Velyks> Lol, good noisebridge thread<br />
<Velyks> "The image we have to other hackerspaces and society as a whole"<br />
<@tomwyatt> Velyks: their image is usually found by turning safesearch off<br />
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<KaiserPro> My wife is friend with doctor ranj<br />
<KaiserPro> who apparently sings about poo on tv to kids<br />
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<jontyw> Projectile vomiting in space is problematic<br />
<jontyw> You have quite the range<br />
<br />
< Velyks> I wish job advertisements were accurate sometimes<br />
< Velyks> "We're looking for someone who can sit there and take it like a bitch. You will be treated like shit from 9am till 5pm and be in a mandatory 24/7 on-call rotation (Consisting of only you)."<br />
< Velyks> The perfect applicant should be weak willed, meak, be a glutton for punishment and too socially awkward to complain. Pay starts at too low with no chance of promotion, with raises somewhere between now and ragnarok"<br />
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<@jontyw> Ok, I can't find anything writing about this giant donkey statue that gets you pregnant. I'm beginning to think I've imagined it.<br />
<br />
<Czechton> i've had to travel thorugh some worryingly technical datasheets and websites to figure out materials that won't die on exposure to ethanol<br />
<br />
<@TimRTerrible> So. Someone at work has made a terrible, terrible error.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> We have new "smart" door stops on all the fire doors. They self test 12 hours after you insert batteries, so we started them up at 10am. Perfect. All the doors in school shut at 10pm each night.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> However, they have another feature; they listen for _really_ loud piercing sounds, and then trigger. This is so they're not wired into anything and just shut when the alarms go off.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> The mistake is that someone told the students this<br />
<@TimRTerrible> So, since 8am this morning there has been a quickly escalating game of "who can scream loud enough to cause the fire doors to shut" outside my office<br />
<@srimech> TimRTerrible: And has anyone succeeded yet?<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Yes. This has not stopped the competition.<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It has only intensified the game.<br />
<br />
...later <br />
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<@TimRTerrible> I feel like a rat in some kind of experiment<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I've got this constant adrenaline rush going as randomly a blood curdling scream erupts the other side of a partition wall behind me<br />
<@TimRTerrible> It's an ideal working environment.<br />
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<@tomwyatt> YES I HAVE A WIIMOTE CONTROLLED STREAM OF PISS<br />
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<tomwyatt> i feel like the hackspace is an RPG and i have a full inventory and no idea what to do<br />
<tomwyatt> "USE LASER ON SUPERCONDUCTOR"<br />
<br />
<tesla_> tomwyatt: I've just signed for a parcel for you from the Czech Republic<br />
<tesla_> It's from... "CAN SUPERCONDUCTORS"<br />
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<KaiserPro> We had dry ice for beer oclock last friday<br />
<KaiserPro> Turns out it does nothing in the microwave<br />
<KaiserPro> it is however, most excellent in boiling kettles<br />
<KaiserPro> It doesn't noticably change the pitch of a bugle<br />
<KaiserPro> however it does look cool<br />
<br />
<TimRTerrible> I hope tef hasn't seen it.<br />
<tef> it sup<br />
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<russss> fucking POLYCARBONATE JUST FELL ON MY HEAD<br />
<russss> I'm fine.<br />
<jontyw> #firstworldplastics<br />
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<solexious> I found a party popper gun in our flat, for some reason my instinct was to look down the barrel and fire, thank fuck I wear glasses<br />
<solexious> I was picking glitter out of my beard for days<br />
<br />
<adamgreig> I once built a production system on couchdb<br />
<adamgreig> now we're desperately working out how to swap it all to postgres<br />
<@srimech> Aren't couchdb and postgres fundamentally different?<br />
<@russss> yeah postgres is actually a valid database<br />
<br />
<@russss> I am interested in this dried squid of which you speak and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter<br />
<br />
<@creature> And lo, King Herod decreed that all were to return to their place of birth, and provide technical support to their family.<br />
<br />
<JakeGrey> Tell you what, though, this is good material for that book I'm thinking of writing one day.<br />
<tomwyatt> JakeGrey: about a group of people that threaten to put typos and transposed numbers in the worlds financial spreadsheets?<br />
<tomwyatt> ERRORISTS!<br />
<br />
<aden> bulk order some self heating ration packs<br />
<foxx> ill put together a small wiki page later with some ideas for a cheap festival kit. even if we dont sell them cheaply, at the very least we could link to it on the website to educate people on what to bring.<br />
<tubfun> aden: oh dear god, so grim - http://www.hotpackmeals.co.uk/self-heating-meals-all-day-breakfast<br />
<foxx> tubfun: my god.<br />
<aden> tubfun: they are not that bad, i have some of those exact ones in my bunker<br />
<br />
* tomwyatt checks HN for latest storage method trends<br />
<@jontyw> tomwyatt: Most of us have switched to DogeFS<br />
<tomwyatt> select count(*) from table;<br />
<tomwyatt> "MANY ROWS"<br />
<br />
<tomwyatt> i bet when most LHS people played point-n-click games they always ran out of inventory space<br />
<tomwyatt> "you are over encumbered"<br />
<tomwyatt> but i might need these 48 rat-pelts in the future!<br />
<br />
*Sully- now has a look to see what's so interesting at the Science Museum this evening<br />
<@jontyw> LHC<br />
<TimRTerrible> They got it in the door?<br />
<@jontyw> Imported specially<br />
<TimRTerrible> Ambassador, with this collider you are really spoiling us<br />
<br />
<@aden> I LIKE CAPSLOCK, IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL<br />
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<Velyks> Planning school trips on strike days<br />
<Velyks> good idea<br />
<@srimech> Teach young people hatred for unions from an early age<br />
<@tomwyatt> "mummy why is the train not working properly?"<br />
<@tomwyatt> "because assholes timmy, because assholes"<br />
<@srimech> Well, we were going to go to the dinosaur and sherbet museum, but nasty Mr Crow has stopped all that!<br />
<br />
<@montycandysaga> Butter goes in the larder<br />
<@Underhand> in the sex toys cupboard<br />
<@srimech> Well aren't you posh, having a sex toys cupboard<br />
<br />
<@xk_id> who comes up with these domains?! http://www.uniteddomains.com/ntld/pre-register-new-domains/?et_cid=195&et_lid=17488<br />
<@xk_id> .guru .lighting .plumbing<br />
...<br />
<parag0n> plumbing already has its own tld... .ntlworld.com<br />
<br />
<paddyd> so whose posing pouch was on the mail table yesterday?<br />
<mentar> the "posing pouch" was deffinitely not mine, neiher was the vibrator... thanks to whoever binned/taken it<br />
<paddyd> vibrator?<br />
<mentar> paddyd: co*k ring vibrator<br />
<paddyd> excellent<br />
<artag> wasn't that an orbital sander ?<br />
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<@TimRTerrible> hahahaha I just heard a few minutes of chainsawing<br />
<@TimRTerrible> and then someone shouted "by the power of grey skull"<br />
<br />
<russss> jontyw: are you coming or not?<br />
<robonaut> jonty opened the hackspace door. (Last seen 2 days, 20 hours ago)<br />
-*- Sully- cackles<br />
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<alecjw> today i got my sinclair C5 signed by sir clive<br />
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<tomwyatt> and i promise not to troll it<br />
<br />
<•jontyw> There was a trolley, I saw it<br />
<tomwyatt> TROLLey<br />
<Montyphy> TROLL-E, the new Pixar movie?<br />
<jontyw> Montyphy: Featuring tomwyatt as a really annoying robot.<br />
<jontyw> Left alone on earth after annoying everyone so much they left for deep space.<br />
<tomwyatt> where they all died of a virus spread by unsanitised phones?<br />
<srimech> The /b/ ark<br />
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<@Flux42> London Hackspace is a refined channel for the discerning maker about town with the wit, charm and sophistication of Beau Brummell and Oscar Wilde combined (with a laser cutter thrown in).<br />
* iBooyaa giggles<br />
<@iBooyaa> I don't really understand what's you said there but it was dead posh<br />
<@Flux42> How elegantly you refute my previous statement. <br />
<br />
<@martind> http://online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-20140325-912577.html<br />
<randybot> [ Facebook to Acquire Oculus - WSJ.com ]<br />
<@martind> approx $2 billion<br />
<@russss> two instagrams<br />
<@russss> one for each eye.<br />
<br />
<ms7821> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26752292<br />
<randybot> [ Owner 'forgot' luxury boat for years — A Norwegian man claims a luxury boat he "forgot" in a Swedish harbour about two years earlier. ] (First posted by Paul2, Thu Mar 27 13:10:01 GMT 2014)<br />
<Paul2> ok ok. it was me. I was turning it into a hackboat, but lost interest.<br />
<Paul2> It was only when the police put a notice of disposal I suddenly caused a fuss. I was going for free storage of my shit in that marina.<br />
<Paul2> Can't believe they called me on it<br />
<@srimech> It was a HARBOUR PROJECT guys<br />
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<@russss> I just had all the wisdom teeth removed<br />
<@russss> which consisted of 4 hours waiting, followed by 2 hours not being conscious, followed by another hour waiting<br />
<@russss> the not being conscious bit was the best<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I'm just going to periodically paste this all day in case anyone has missed it: http://heartbleed.com/<br />
<randybot> [ Heartbleed Bug ] (First posted by jontyw, Mon Apr 7 21:04:47 GMT 2014)<br />
<@tomwyatt> lemme check my iis servers OH WAIT<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> http://dirtypcbs.com/<br />
<@jontyw> solexious, mentar, nickjohnson__ ^<br />
<nickjohnson__> jontyw: I am literally having dinner with the people behind that this very minute<br />
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<mentar> I think it's rated 2.5kg if you are swinging it at 12ms<br />
<mentar> which we obviously aren't<br />
<mentar> And even then the swinging is fine, it's the sudden stopping that's bad for the arm<br />
<mentar> (i.e. small angry scottish people in the way)<br />
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< DaveyG> can you get a membership that excludes poo in cupboards?<br />
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<@cepmenderer> Ms7821: " Local beekeepers were able to respond quickly"<br />
<@Flux42> The fifth emergency service.<br />
<@Flux42> BEEKEEPERS<br />
<@cepmenderer> Lucky they got there before the SWAT team<br />
<br />
<russss> just briefly tried it - this seems to work: ogr2ogr -s_srs 'EPSG:27700' -t_srs 'EPSG:4326' -where "LAYER = 'NOC-DK'" -f KML ./dk.kml ./emf2014.dxf<br />
<russss> (sorry to replace your 172 lines of python with a one-line shell command)<br />
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<mentar> jasperw: where did you see the space mice?<br />
<@jontyw> mentar: Just outside the airlock<br />
...<br />
<mentar> jontyw: har har, I went and looked outside the foyer as I missed the joke :P<br />
<@jontyw> Oh my<br />
<br />
<@aden> a nice cold red stripe... but better than all this hipster craft beer<br />
<@tomwyatt> red stripe being the beer that hipsters dont drink of course<br />
<@russss> heh<br />
<@russss> I have been known to drink red stripe<br />
<@Flux42> If there was ever a time when the word "touché" was called for...<br />
<@tomwyatt> douché<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> oh fuck<br />
<@tomwyatt> i just epoxied my jones to the desk<br />
<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Theres nothing like the feeling of having no idea why something just exploded and not even realising you've confused a cat with a dremel<br />
<@tomwyatt> i dont see how something can explode in either situation there<br />
<@Nin-lil-izi> Me neither.... But that's the magic of tripping balls as a lifestyle<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> seriously for a moment<br />
<@tomwyatt> does anyone want some samples of artificial piss smell?<br />
<@tomwyatt> they sent me another set<br />
<@tomwyatt> its the first time a company has *given* the piss<br />
<br />
<Paul2> ?wolfram 1.011×10^14 ns in sensible and appropriate units.<br />
<robonaut> Paul2: Sorry, I don't understand the question<br />
<Paul2> You can tell wolfram isn't an engineer.<br />
<br />
<@srimech> Quoting inline is the standard when talking to open-source developers and top-posting is standard when talking to people.<br />
<br />
<Jasper> Please be aware that we have loads of dead 8 foot tubes!<br />
<Mike> We should keep hold of these, as they will be useful to the people building the dark room.<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> Odd, given most of them have _staff_<br />
<@oni> Indeed ;)<br />
<@oni> You say staff, I see prissy hipsters drinking the kool-aid<br />
<@oni> I admit my own scepticism but depsite trying to have an open mind, it wasnt helped any<br />
<robonaut> Hipster opened the hackspace front door. (Last seen 1 hour ago)<br />
<br />
<srimech> When I left for lunch people were talking about diversity issues and now there's a pull request. I'm going to assume that's a solved problem.<br />
<br />
<artag> i'm the wrong godwin<br />
<br />
<@oni> Im somewhat disappointed in the great british sewing bee<br />
<@oni> in that its not a large bee<br />
<@cepmenderer> Yeah, but theres a large buzz about it<br />
<TimRTerrible> Out.<br />
<br />
< Armand> What a mindless load of bollocks<br />
<@virtualsue> welcome to the human race, Armand<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> I have "Stop, collaborate and listen, Wiki's back with my brand new invention"<br />
<@jontyw> stuck in my head<br />
<ms7821> new emails make a pipeline startup<br />
<ms7821> changing the content straight into markup<br />
<ms7821> if there's a bug, yo I'll solve it<br />
<ms7821> with a git checkout hook and a DJB resolver<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really want to start something with "Back once again with the git push master" but I can't do it.<br />
<@russss> what is going on<br />
<br />
<@jontyw> A pint to the first person who uses spice girls lyrics<br />
<@TimRTerrible> I really, really just want a WISYWIG ahhh<br />
<@TimRTerrible> Next.<br />
<br />
<@tomwyatt> i wouod happily get on the news as part of a police chase<br />
<@tomwyatt> in a hovercraft<br />
<@Underhand> tomwyatt: what would the police be chasing you in?<br />
<@tomwyatt> helicopter hopefully<br />
<@tomwyatt> itd be like wacky races<br />
<br />
<Snowciopath> i wonder how big the bear is?<br />
<Snowciopath> could he just hire a midget?<br />
<@tomwyatt> and tear its guts out on stage?<br />
<Snowciopath> oh god.<br />
<Snowciopath> did not think this through<br />
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< simonvc> where's a good place to order fridges from?<br />
< MTennis> sellfridges<br />
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I'm a rocket scientist OMG! Well, I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics...<br />
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I've just started a new job doing all sorts of virtualisation and cloud computing stuff. In the past I've also been a Ruby developer and a quant.<br />
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==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Just started a job building CloudFoundry related stuff, learning lots of interesting things and honing my unix and ruby-fu.<br />
Luckily I still find the time to do some Clojure in my spare time, sing in a community choir, and learn to play the [https://www.rco.org.uk pipe organ].<br />
I'm also getting into electronic music and synths.<br />
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=====Interests=====<br />
*Programming (Ruby and Clojure mainly)<br />
*Music, especially contemporary organ music and improvisation, minimalism, and counterpoint<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
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=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting to plug my MIDI controllers to [http://overtone.github.io/ overtone] and make it do music for me<br />
*Getting the [[Equipment/Weather station|weather station]] to tweet LHS car park weather updates<br />
*Learning Clojure and node.js<br />
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=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths! (Algebra and Number Theory mainly)<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
*Common Lisp<br />
*Build a lisp for the arduino<br />
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=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
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=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
*Getting serious about studying counterpoint<br />
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==== My other selfs ====<br />
* Photography at [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr]<br />
* My [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud careers.SO] profile</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46656User:Wyan2015-04-28T13:53:54Z<p>Wyan: /* Cool stuff */</p>
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I'm a rocket scientist OMG! Well, I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics...<br />
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At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
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==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Right now I'm gender transitioning, and that's quite a time and energy consuming fun project!<br />
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Luckily I still find the time to do some Ruby and Clojure in my spare time, and to learn to play the [https://www.rco.org.uk organ].<br />
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=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Music, especially contemporary organ music, minimalism, and early and Baroque counterpoint<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
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=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths! (Algebra and Number Theory mainly)<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
*Getting serious about studying counterpoint<br />
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==== My other selfs ====<br />
* Photography at [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr]<br />
* My [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud careers.SO] profile</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46655User:Wyan2015-04-28T13:52:51Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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[[File:Wyan.jpg|left]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist OMG! Well, I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics...<br />
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At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
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==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Right now I'm gender transitioning, and that's quite a time and energy consuming fun project!<br />
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Luckily I still find the time to do some Ruby and Clojure in my spare time, and to learn to play the [https://www.rco.org.uk organ]<br />
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=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Music, especially contemporary organ music, minimalism, and early and Baroque counterpoint<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
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=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
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=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths! (Algebra and Number Theory mainly)<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
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=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
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=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
*Getting serious about studying counterpoint<br />
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==== My other selfs ====<br />
* Photography at [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr]<br />
* My [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud careers.SO] profile</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=File:Wyan.jpg&diff=46654File:Wyan.jpg2015-04-28T13:42:55Z<p>Wyan: Wyan uploaded a new version of File:Wyan.jpg</p>
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==Martin Clarke (Crypt)== <br />
[[File:CryptsFace.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of London Hacksapce for nearly 4 years now, and before that I was always watching how the community grew, and what its turned into now is something far beyond what anyone could have imagined. I'm standing as a trustee because I believe that I can improve the already fantastic Hackspace community. I have seen the great work that has been put in by the current trustees and want to contribute what I can to further and improve that.<br />
<br />
Having the amazing tools we do is a privilege that we can always expand on, with the new lasercutter and the 3D printer are always going to bring people in, but what keeps them around is the atmosphere in the place, and helpfulness of those around. As we've grown, we find that a lot of us who knew everyone in a small community, now find lots of new faces, and even old faces who aren't as familiar to us. I think expanding upon the new member experience, and trying to plan more social events as well as helping others too plan events in the space are essential to helping integrte the community more.<br />
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As a final note, I think also that helping other Hackspaces where we can would also be great for us to do, to expand national Hackspace groups. I have worked hard on events like EMF to help with this, but I think London Hackspace could do a lot more to further this goal.<br />
==Sam Cook (samlr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Sam-Cook.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, if you've not met me before it's probably because for the last year or so I've mostly been only visible online. The other reason is that until a year ago I had very long hair and a big beard. I've been a member of the space for quite some time and hopefully gives me a good perspective when dealing with any problems.<br />
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I may not be the most handy of people but I'm looking forward to continuing to help out around the space both with infrastructure and organisation. I'm keen to help the space grow and continue to do amazing things.<br />
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==Thomas Greer (tgreer)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Thomas-Greer.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, I'm tgreer. You may remember me from such subgroups as amateur radio and 3D printing. I've recently (read: in August) completed a tour of duty at EMF, where I spent most of my time driving people from A -> B.<br />
<br />
I'm standing for trusteeship as I believe that whilst trustees are still just members, other members look towards them with problems and look for guidance. I like to think that people can approach me to discuss issues they have and that I can in turn provide helpful guidance for the members. We have more than doubled in size in the last 2 years. We need to get up and run with this and make the London Hackspace a better place.<br />
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==Matthew Israelsohn (ciborg)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Matthew-Israelsohn.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’m ciborg, I’ve been a London Hackspace member for 3 years; you might know me as the enthusiastic deaf guy asking about your project or tinkering with electronics and rapid prototyping technology in my own quest as a maker.<br />
<br />
Over the last 30 years technology has improved the lives of disabled people faster than ever. I’ve engineered pan-European videophone projects for deaf people and for a decade consulted for a deaf charity on leveraging the most out of tech. Working as a London Paralympics technical volunteer truly opened my eyes to how a wider cross-section of society can participate - if there is sufficient access.<br />
<br />
The Hackspace enables makers to network, share tools and knowledge. Innovation at the Hackspace can lead to quality of life improvements for disabled people and help everyone reach their full potential, yet this awesome space is not yet accessible to all and I am committed to improving this. <br />
<br />
I’m organising a professional accessibility audit and have leads on obtaining funds to remove the remaining barriers. I lead a tour of UK Government & Disability Rights UK delegates around LHS to enable them to understand what we do and show how everyone including the disabled can benefit from hackspaces.<br />
<br />
I’m passionate about technology, community and inclusiveness. We all need a little extra help sometimes, and it’s in my heart to enhance the good at London Hackspace. <br />
<br />
I'm here to help everyone. I’m ciborg, vote for me and together let’s shape a better future for all. Thank you.<br />
==Nick Large (vetraskr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Nick-Large.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of the hackspace for several years now, and have seen it grow dramatically over that time. Over the past few years I've been involved in the organisation of EMF (the UK hacker camp), which has given me valuable insight and experience in exactly how much work happens behind the scenes to keep an organisation running smoothly.<br />
<br />
To me one of the most important things about the Hackspace is the diverse community that has grown around it. We need to make sure that as we grow all members are welcomed and encouraged to participate.I'd also like to encourage all members to have agency over and responsibility for the parts of the Hackspace that they use, as this is something that I think we've had trouble scaling with the rest of the space.<br />
<br />
In addition I think that one of the unspoken responsibilities of a trustee is to act as a voice of reason. We have many enthusiastic and passionate members, and we want to keep focusing that enthusiasm for positive ends.<br />
==Ruben Martin (wyan)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Ruben-Martin.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member since shortly after arriving to London in 2011. I started by doing some electronics projects and getting involved in photography in the darkroom. Then I got a more active involvement as we moved to our current site in 447 Hackney Road, helping out with the works and the move, and setting up the new place.<br />
<br />
Since then I helped setting up the Amateur Radio club by lending equipment and arranging the club licence M0HSL, and helping with the training courses. I'm also currently involved in the group building the darkroom, and have recently started Mathspace, a Mathematics-related subgroup.<br />
<br />
I'm putting myself forward for election as a Hackspace trustee because I would like to help the organisation keep growing and dealing with the pains that come from this growth. I think trustees are just members, rather than managers, and the role I hope to fulfill is that of mediating the conflicts that happen in the day to day running of the space, to aid communication matters, and to inspire others to do the same.<br />
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==Eugene Nadyrshin (mentar)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-eugene-nadyrshin.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello everyone! If you don't know me from the photo or nickname then you may have seen me tinkering around with the robot or running around like a headless chicken.<br />
<br />
I really like the hack-space and I think what’s been achieved so far is amazing, I want to help continue that trend and that’s why I’ve decided to stand for a trustee position in this election. If elected I'd like to find new ways of increasing member involvement in the running of the hackspace. When I joined we had about three hundred or so members and there was a strong sense of community, but with over 1100 members now it’s getting harder to maintain that without active facilitation from the trustees and I think they need all the help they can get!<br />
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==Lucia Naidu==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Lucia-Naidu.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member for over a year, and visit the space often. I am a member of theNot Just Arduino and Acoustic Hacking groups, and have done many Arduino and electronics projects. When I first joined, I was a complete beginner to electronics and coding, so I understand the problems faced by newcomers, and also that the Hackspace community is a great place to learn new skills. I have also helped many others with their first Arduino projects.<br />
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The Hackspace has made a huge difference to my life, as it would have been impossible for me to learn on my own, and I have met many great people there. I have a disability which makes it difficult for me to access the space and difficult or impossible for me to use most tools and equipment, so I understand some of the problems that makers with disabilities can encounter. I think that improving accessibility would improve the space for everyone, the heavy doors are one example.<br />
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I would like to see more special interest groups getting together, so that members with similar interests can share skills and knowledge and make new friends.<br />
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I am at the Hackspace most Monday and Tuesday evenings, and sometimes on other days.<br />
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==Blanca Regina==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Blanca-Regina.jpg|250px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi I´m Blanca Regina. I'm currently involved in creating audiovisual performances, music, installations and film. <br />
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I will like to be a trustee because I think this is a position that needs to rotate, to whoever likes and loves Hackspace. For keeping up a positive attitude, the good work and maintain a clean and organized space. I think that to keep the space mantainance and to try to help whoever that needs a hand or guideline its essential. Im up for it!<br />
If I know about anything I will first make a cup of tea, I will listen and I'll try to refer you to the best ways of sorting out an idea or case.<br />
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I joined Hackspace in May 2012, and since then I feel very gratefull and close to what happens. I have met amazing people and I'm glad about it. I joined Music Hackspace and worked with the group for a couple of years curating the evening of live performances at Troyganic. I recently left the group looking forward to focus at some other initiatives.<br />
Since we moved to the new space and mostly for the last 8 months I've been focused in the Darkroom project and lately at the buildup of the Darkroom downstairs. I'm very excited about how this its turning out. Im becaming a master making tea. See you soon in the space.<br />
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==Tim Reynolds (TimRTerrible)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tim-Reynolds.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm standing in the trustee elections because I find myself with some spare time and capacity and putting that to use at the hackspace seems a fair trade for the things the space has done for me. As we approach 1200 active members the trustees are busier than ever. I've said during past elections that I'd like to facilitate subgroups taking on more responsibility (both fiscal and organisational) for their specific areas of the space, and that is still true. While trustees have no more control over how things evolve than any other member, I've mentioned that to give you some idea of the direction I'd like the space to head in.<br />
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I've been a hackspace member for almost four years and like to think I know what's going on most of the time. I'm in the space at least weekly to work on the [http://www.lhsbikeshed.co.uk/ Bikeshed] and can usually be found floating around on Tuesday evenings. I freelance in the entertainment industry as a day job and helped to run the stages at [http://www.emfcamp.org/ Electromagnetic Field 2014].<br />
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==Philip Roy (cepmender)== <br />
A member since 2011, I have had one tour of duty as a trustee during which I have seen the membership quadruple. Despite this expansion the core values and expectations of the community remain the same. I am proud to have had a part in keeping the LHS on track through the changes and challenges of the last three years and would consider it a privilege to continue serving the membership. My enthusiasm remains undimmed. <br />
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==Henry Sands (YetiFiasco)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Henry-Sands.png|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm happy with how the space is currently run and I don't see any reason to change things drastically, trustees past and present have done a fantastic job of keeping a community of over 1000 people stable and growing despite the ever present threat of drama and that’s what I’d like to continue as a trustee.<br />
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I'd like more focus on training for tooling and skills, skillsharing is one of founding Hackspace dogmas and apart from 3d printer, lathe, woodwork and laser cutter training, it's done on a very ad-hoc basis. There are many who wish to use specific tools, but can't find someone to show them the basics (the vinyl cutter for example, which is tricky to use at best). This would involve a thorough dig out of the wiki and a revamp of training articles, including tutorials and a catalogue of external resources.<br />
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Keeping the Hackspace ticking along, organizing more cool events like the open days and kicking up the activity on social media (more blog posts!) are all things I'd love to do.<br />
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==Ryan Sayre (kraptv)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Ryan-Sayre.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi there, I’m kraptv. I originally joined the space because of the amateur radio club - I really love communications. When I arrived, I installed networking to the radio shack, built the telephone system, and volunteered for infrastructure duty to improve the space.<br />
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Since then, I’ve listened to and assisted several fellow members with their goals, from helping champion the disabled to bringing in donations of technology and infrastructure bits that improves our space safety and security. I have enjoyed presenting at EMF and have actively given open house tours, washed dishes, disposed of dozens of bin bags, sorted recycling, and done plenty of sweeping and dishwashing - something I’ll continue regardless of election outcome. Actions matter over talk.<br />
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I believe in participating in progress rather than questioning results - and sensitivity matters when handling difficult issues. I stand for more sharing, less stealing, and better management of ‘collective stuff’ at the space. <br />
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Professionally, I’m a ‘technical diplomat’ for a large technology company - I understand the need for positive collaboration between members and the outside and am willing to take responsibility in managing information requests (PR, etc.) for the benefit of the space.<br />
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My organisational experience is also small and intimate - in 1997 I co-founded and still adminster an internet co-operative (skylab.org) with 150 members, volunteer in personally mentoring young technology professionals, and firmly believe in technology innovation as empowerment for a connected, egalitarian, and better life for everyone. <br />
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I like fun. Let’s have at it, gang. ;-)<br />
<br />
==David Sullivan (Sully)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-David-Sullivan.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’ve been involved with the Hackspace since late 2011 and since that time I have tried to make the Hackspace as useful a place as it can be for others to make and do things whether that’s through helping the fit-out of Hackney Road, small maintenance and admin or providing help, advice and ad-hoc tours.<br />
<br />
The membership of the Hackspace has grown rapidly in the last 3 years and it’s necessary to make it easier for all members to ‘connect’ in some way even if they live some distance away or only come in very rarely. Some aspects and uses of the space are based on ‘hidden knowledge’ currently and I would like to make it more obvious for members to find help and to be able to help others so things are not so reliant on a few.<br />
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I believe I am a good candidate for trustee and would deal with people fairly and with respect whilst taking consideration of the rest of the Hackspace as a whole.<br />
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==Heather Sullivan (akki)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Heather-Sullivan.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
You may not recognise me from my picture, I change my hair colour occasionally, but you may recognise me from my posts on the mailing list. I’m the one who made Pteri, the giant black pterodactyl that hangs in the main room on the ground floor, and the wooden bird skeletons that were on last year’s Royal Institution Christmas Lectures. Both made in the hackspace. In the old hackspace, I helped restart and build the old darkroom and helped out on several maker-faires in the past. <br />
I've not always been able to attend the hackspace in person but I've kept tabs on it from afar as I like to see the hackspace thrive.<br />
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We've grown into such a huge community that I feel we need to focus more on respect. Respect for the tools, the rules and each other, which is actually what the first two are for anyway. I hope that people will feel they can speak to me when they don’t feel like they can speak out on matters. I’m here to help and advocate for others.<br />
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==Samantha Thompson (samb1) ==<br />
[[File:Trustee-sam-thompson.jpeg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello,<br />
I come from a background of hands on lab work in biotech followed by<br />
business development in the scientific industry. I've also had a crazy<br />
love of computers since getting my BBC Model B at age 7!<br />
<br />
I want to see every group in The Hackspace have the same support and<br />
encouragement that the biohacking group has benefited from thanks to<br />
the generosity of the founders and current trustees.<br />
<br />
I think some of the best ideas arise when people from different<br />
backgrounds share knowledge and skills and as such The Hackspace is a<br />
unique place that I couldn't live without.<br />
<br />
As one of the directors of the biohacking subgroup's legal entity I've<br />
been involved with getting our lab up to spec to meet government<br />
regulations and successfully putting together proposals for which we<br />
have received funding from other institutions such as UCL.<br />
<br />
I feel this is a good grounding for dealing with requirements of a<br />
Hackspace trustee.<br />
<br />
Our hackspace is awesome and I believe it can be even better.<br />
Please give me the opportunity to help in the next steps in its development.<br />
<br />
<br />
==Jonty Wareing (jonty)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Jonty-Wareing.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Since we started the hackspace over five years ago I have watched it bloom into something we could never have imagined in the beginning - a community of over 100 people was almost unfathomable then, a community of over 1000 simply a joke.<br />
<br />
We're still operating in a very similar manner to how we began, and while I (and others) have pushed for changes when necessary our current model is a simplistic evolution of the one set out in 2009. We've learned many lessons and passed on the knowledge, but we've not always used it to improve our own space.<br />
<br />
In 2015 I would like to push for simple changes to the space in order to help manage the growing pains we're still suffering, giving more power to members, and helping the trustees manage the increasing load generated by the membership.<br />
<br />
By the end of 2015 I am aiming for the following things:<br />
<br />
* Subgroups being fully empowered to maintain their portions of the space<br />
* Refurbishment of parts of the space that remain untouched since moving<br />
* Better accessibility for tools and areas of the space<br />
* Tools and consumables being replaced & maintained constantly, with reporting for broken or missing equipment<br />
* Access control on all equipment that requires training, and regular scheduled training<br />
* Budget set aside for decorating the space and making it look awesome<br />
* Scheduled tours on Tuesday night, with guide training for those that want to help<br />
* Better communication with groups and introductions for new members<br />
* Better online presence, and a regular newsletter (again!)<br />
<br />
I can't promise all this, but I can tell you I've already been working toward it for some time.<br />
2015 is going to be a great year for the hackspace.<br />
<br />
==Tom Wyatt (tomwyatt)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tom-Wyatt.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
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i'm Tom, I've been a member for 3 odd years now (not as far back as the<br />
very first space but close) and seen it grow from a single office space in<br />
Hoxton to the building we have now. I've been around for most of the great<br />
trials and troubles we've been through.<br />
<br />
I've attended a whole bunch of makerfaires and other events in the name of<br />
the Hackspace as well as building a bunch of stuff for it to promote us on<br />
blogs etc. The big blue sign in the lobby was my doing as is the spaceship<br />
in the carpark.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Organisation/2014_Trustees_Election/Candidates&diff=46642Organisation/2014 Trustees Election/Candidates2015-04-27T14:38:09Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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==Martin Clarke (Crypt)== <br />
[[File:CryptsFace.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of London Hacksapce for nearly 4 years now, and before that I was always watching how the community grew, and what its turned into now is something far beyond what anyone could have imagined. I'm standing as a trustee because I believe that I can improve the already fantastic Hackspace community. I have seen the great work that has been put in by the current trustees and want to contribute what I can to further and improve that.<br />
<br />
Having the amazing tools we do is a privilege that we can always expand on, with the new lasercutter and the 3D printer are always going to bring people in, but what keeps them around is the atmosphere in the place, and helpfulness of those around. As we've grown, we find that a lot of us who knew everyone in a small community, now find lots of new faces, and even old faces who aren't as familiar to us. I think expanding upon the new member experience, and trying to plan more social events as well as helping others too plan events in the space are essential to helping integrte the community more.<br />
<br />
As a final note, I think also that helping other Hackspaces where we can would also be great for us to do, to expand national Hackspace groups. I have worked hard on events like EMF to help with this, but I think London Hackspace could do a lot more to further this goal.<br />
==Sam Cook (samlr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Sam-Cook.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, if you've not met me before it's probably because for the last year or so I've mostly been only visible online. The other reason is that until a year ago I had very long hair and a big beard. I've been a member of the space for quite some time and hopefully gives me a good perspective when dealing with any problems.<br />
<br />
I may not be the most handy of people but I'm looking forward to continuing to help out around the space both with infrastructure and organisation. I'm keen to help the space grow and continue to do amazing things.<br />
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==Thomas Greer (tgreer)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Thomas-Greer.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, I'm tgreer. You may remember me from such subgroups as amateur radio and 3D printing. I've recently (read: in August) completed a tour of duty at EMF, where I spent most of my time driving people from A -> B.<br />
<br />
I'm standing for trusteeship as I believe that whilst trustees are still just members, other members look towards them with problems and look for guidance. I like to think that people can approach me to discuss issues they have and that I can in turn provide helpful guidance for the members. We have more than doubled in size in the last 2 years. We need to get up and run with this and make the London Hackspace a better place.<br />
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<br />
==Matthew Israelsohn (ciborg)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Matthew-Israelsohn.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’m ciborg, I’ve been a London Hackspace member for 3 years; you might know me as the enthusiastic deaf guy asking about your project or tinkering with electronics and rapid prototyping technology in my own quest as a maker.<br />
<br />
Over the last 30 years technology has improved the lives of disabled people faster than ever. I’ve engineered pan-European videophone projects for deaf people and for a decade consulted for a deaf charity on leveraging the most out of tech. Working as a London Paralympics technical volunteer truly opened my eyes to how a wider cross-section of society can participate - if there is sufficient access.<br />
<br />
The Hackspace enables makers to network, share tools and knowledge. Innovation at the Hackspace can lead to quality of life improvements for disabled people and help everyone reach their full potential, yet this awesome space is not yet accessible to all and I am committed to improving this. <br />
<br />
I’m organising a professional accessibility audit and have leads on obtaining funds to remove the remaining barriers. I lead a tour of UK Government & Disability Rights UK delegates around LHS to enable them to understand what we do and show how everyone including the disabled can benefit from hackspaces.<br />
<br />
I’m passionate about technology, community and inclusiveness. We all need a little extra help sometimes, and it’s in my heart to enhance the good at London Hackspace. <br />
<br />
I'm here to help everyone. I’m ciborg, vote for me and together let’s shape a better future for all. Thank you.<br />
==Nick Large (vetraskr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Nick-Large.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of the hackspace for several years now, and have seen it grow dramatically over that time. Over the past few years I've been involved in the organisation of EMF (the UK hacker camp), which has given me valuable insight and experience in exactly how much work happens behind the scenes to keep an organisation running smoothly.<br />
<br />
To me one of the most important things about the Hackspace is the diverse community that has grown around it. We need to make sure that as we grow all members are welcomed and encouraged to participate.I'd also like to encourage all members to have agency over and responsibility for the parts of the Hackspace that they use, as this is something that I think we've had trouble scaling with the rest of the space.<br />
<br />
In addition I think that one of the unspoken responsibilities of a trustee is to act as a voice of reason. We have many enthusiastic and passionate members, and we want to keep focusing that enthusiasm for positive ends.<br />
==wyan==<br />
[[File:.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member since shortly after arriving to London in 2011. I started by doing some electronics projects and getting involved in photography in the darkroom. Then I got a more active involvement as we moved to our current site in 447 Hackney Road, helping out with the works and the move, and setting up the new place.<br />
<br />
Since then I helped setting up the Amateur Radio club by lending equipment and arranging the club licence M0HSL, and helping with the training courses. I'm also currently involved in the group building the darkroom, and have recently started Mathspace, a Mathematics-related subgroup.<br />
<br />
I'm putting myself forward for election as a Hackspace trustee because I would like to help the organisation keep growing and dealing with the pains that come from this growth. I think trustees are just members, rather than managers, and the role I hope to fulfill is that of mediating the conflicts that happen in the day to day running of the space, to aid communication matters, and to inspire others to do the same.<br />
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==Eugene Nadyrshin (mentar)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-eugene-nadyrshin.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello everyone! If you don't know me from the photo or nickname then you may have seen me tinkering around with the robot or running around like a headless chicken.<br />
<br />
I really like the hack-space and I think what’s been achieved so far is amazing, I want to help continue that trend and that’s why I’ve decided to stand for a trustee position in this election. If elected I'd like to find new ways of increasing member involvement in the running of the hackspace. When I joined we had about three hundred or so members and there was a strong sense of community, but with over 1100 members now it’s getting harder to maintain that without active facilitation from the trustees and I think they need all the help they can get!<br />
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==Lucia Naidu==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Lucia-Naidu.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member for over a year, and visit the space often. I am a member of theNot Just Arduino and Acoustic Hacking groups, and have done many Arduino and electronics projects. When I first joined, I was a complete beginner to electronics and coding, so I understand the problems faced by newcomers, and also that the Hackspace community is a great place to learn new skills. I have also helped many others with their first Arduino projects.<br />
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The Hackspace has made a huge difference to my life, as it would have been impossible for me to learn on my own, and I have met many great people there. I have a disability which makes it difficult for me to access the space and difficult or impossible for me to use most tools and equipment, so I understand some of the problems that makers with disabilities can encounter. I think that improving accessibility would improve the space for everyone, the heavy doors are one example.<br />
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I would like to see more special interest groups getting together, so that members with similar interests can share skills and knowledge and make new friends.<br />
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I am at the Hackspace most Monday and Tuesday evenings, and sometimes on other days.<br />
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==Blanca Regina==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Blanca-Regina.jpg|250px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi I´m Blanca Regina. I'm currently involved in creating audiovisual performances, music, installations and film. <br />
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I will like to be a trustee because I think this is a position that needs to rotate, to whoever likes and loves Hackspace. For keeping up a positive attitude, the good work and maintain a clean and organized space. I think that to keep the space mantainance and to try to help whoever that needs a hand or guideline its essential. Im up for it!<br />
If I know about anything I will first make a cup of tea, I will listen and I'll try to refer you to the best ways of sorting out an idea or case.<br />
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I joined Hackspace in May 2012, and since then I feel very gratefull and close to what happens. I have met amazing people and I'm glad about it. I joined Music Hackspace and worked with the group for a couple of years curating the evening of live performances at Troyganic. I recently left the group looking forward to focus at some other initiatives.<br />
Since we moved to the new space and mostly for the last 8 months I've been focused in the Darkroom project and lately at the buildup of the Darkroom downstairs. I'm very excited about how this its turning out. Im becaming a master making tea. See you soon in the space.<br />
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==Tim Reynolds (TimRTerrible)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tim-Reynolds.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm standing in the trustee elections because I find myself with some spare time and capacity and putting that to use at the hackspace seems a fair trade for the things the space has done for me. As we approach 1200 active members the trustees are busier than ever. I've said during past elections that I'd like to facilitate subgroups taking on more responsibility (both fiscal and organisational) for their specific areas of the space, and that is still true. While trustees have no more control over how things evolve than any other member, I've mentioned that to give you some idea of the direction I'd like the space to head in.<br />
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I've been a hackspace member for almost four years and like to think I know what's going on most of the time. I'm in the space at least weekly to work on the [http://www.lhsbikeshed.co.uk/ Bikeshed] and can usually be found floating around on Tuesday evenings. I freelance in the entertainment industry as a day job and helped to run the stages at [http://www.emfcamp.org/ Electromagnetic Field 2014].<br />
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==Philip Roy (cepmender)== <br />
A member since 2011, I have had one tour of duty as a trustee during which I have seen the membership quadruple. Despite this expansion the core values and expectations of the community remain the same. I am proud to have had a part in keeping the LHS on track through the changes and challenges of the last three years and would consider it a privilege to continue serving the membership. My enthusiasm remains undimmed. <br />
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==Henry Sands (YetiFiasco)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Henry-Sands.png|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm happy with how the space is currently run and I don't see any reason to change things drastically, trustees past and present have done a fantastic job of keeping a community of over 1000 people stable and growing despite the ever present threat of drama and that’s what I’d like to continue as a trustee.<br />
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I'd like more focus on training for tooling and skills, skillsharing is one of founding Hackspace dogmas and apart from 3d printer, lathe, woodwork and laser cutter training, it's done on a very ad-hoc basis. There are many who wish to use specific tools, but can't find someone to show them the basics (the vinyl cutter for example, which is tricky to use at best). This would involve a thorough dig out of the wiki and a revamp of training articles, including tutorials and a catalogue of external resources.<br />
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Keeping the Hackspace ticking along, organizing more cool events like the open days and kicking up the activity on social media (more blog posts!) are all things I'd love to do.<br />
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==Ryan Sayre (kraptv)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Ryan-Sayre.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi there, I’m kraptv. I originally joined the space because of the amateur radio club - I really love communications. When I arrived, I installed networking to the radio shack, built the telephone system, and volunteered for infrastructure duty to improve the space.<br />
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Since then, I’ve listened to and assisted several fellow members with their goals, from helping champion the disabled to bringing in donations of technology and infrastructure bits that improves our space safety and security. I have enjoyed presenting at EMF and have actively given open house tours, washed dishes, disposed of dozens of bin bags, sorted recycling, and done plenty of sweeping and dishwashing - something I’ll continue regardless of election outcome. Actions matter over talk.<br />
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I believe in participating in progress rather than questioning results - and sensitivity matters when handling difficult issues. I stand for more sharing, less stealing, and better management of ‘collective stuff’ at the space. <br />
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Professionally, I’m a ‘technical diplomat’ for a large technology company - I understand the need for positive collaboration between members and the outside and am willing to take responsibility in managing information requests (PR, etc.) for the benefit of the space.<br />
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My organisational experience is also small and intimate - in 1997 I co-founded and still adminster an internet co-operative (skylab.org) with 150 members, volunteer in personally mentoring young technology professionals, and firmly believe in technology innovation as empowerment for a connected, egalitarian, and better life for everyone. <br />
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I like fun. Let’s have at it, gang. ;-)<br />
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==David Sullivan (Sully)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-David-Sullivan.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’ve been involved with the Hackspace since late 2011 and since that time I have tried to make the Hackspace as useful a place as it can be for others to make and do things whether that’s through helping the fit-out of Hackney Road, small maintenance and admin or providing help, advice and ad-hoc tours.<br />
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The membership of the Hackspace has grown rapidly in the last 3 years and it’s necessary to make it easier for all members to ‘connect’ in some way even if they live some distance away or only come in very rarely. Some aspects and uses of the space are based on ‘hidden knowledge’ currently and I would like to make it more obvious for members to find help and to be able to help others so things are not so reliant on a few.<br />
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I believe I am a good candidate for trustee and would deal with people fairly and with respect whilst taking consideration of the rest of the Hackspace as a whole.<br />
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==Heather Sullivan (akki)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Heather-Sullivan.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
You may not recognise me from my picture, I change my hair colour occasionally, but you may recognise me from my posts on the mailing list. I’m the one who made Pteri, the giant black pterodactyl that hangs in the main room on the ground floor, and the wooden bird skeletons that were on last year’s Royal Institution Christmas Lectures. Both made in the hackspace. In the old hackspace, I helped restart and build the old darkroom and helped out on several maker-faires in the past. <br />
I've not always been able to attend the hackspace in person but I've kept tabs on it from afar as I like to see the hackspace thrive.<br />
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We've grown into such a huge community that I feel we need to focus more on respect. Respect for the tools, the rules and each other, which is actually what the first two are for anyway. I hope that people will feel they can speak to me when they don’t feel like they can speak out on matters. I’m here to help and advocate for others.<br />
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==Samantha Thompson (samb1) ==<br />
[[File:Trustee-sam-thompson.jpeg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello,<br />
I come from a background of hands on lab work in biotech followed by<br />
business development in the scientific industry. I've also had a crazy<br />
love of computers since getting my BBC Model B at age 7!<br />
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I want to see every group in The Hackspace have the same support and<br />
encouragement that the biohacking group has benefited from thanks to<br />
the generosity of the founders and current trustees.<br />
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I think some of the best ideas arise when people from different<br />
backgrounds share knowledge and skills and as such The Hackspace is a<br />
unique place that I couldn't live without.<br />
<br />
As one of the directors of the biohacking subgroup's legal entity I've<br />
been involved with getting our lab up to spec to meet government<br />
regulations and successfully putting together proposals for which we<br />
have received funding from other institutions such as UCL.<br />
<br />
I feel this is a good grounding for dealing with requirements of a<br />
Hackspace trustee.<br />
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Our hackspace is awesome and I believe it can be even better.<br />
Please give me the opportunity to help in the next steps in its development.<br />
<br />
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==Jonty Wareing (jonty)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Jonty-Wareing.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Since we started the hackspace over five years ago I have watched it bloom into something we could never have imagined in the beginning - a community of over 100 people was almost unfathomable then, a community of over 1000 simply a joke.<br />
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We're still operating in a very similar manner to how we began, and while I (and others) have pushed for changes when necessary our current model is a simplistic evolution of the one set out in 2009. We've learned many lessons and passed on the knowledge, but we've not always used it to improve our own space.<br />
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In 2015 I would like to push for simple changes to the space in order to help manage the growing pains we're still suffering, giving more power to members, and helping the trustees manage the increasing load generated by the membership.<br />
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By the end of 2015 I am aiming for the following things:<br />
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* Subgroups being fully empowered to maintain their portions of the space<br />
* Refurbishment of parts of the space that remain untouched since moving<br />
* Better accessibility for tools and areas of the space<br />
* Tools and consumables being replaced & maintained constantly, with reporting for broken or missing equipment<br />
* Access control on all equipment that requires training, and regular scheduled training<br />
* Budget set aside for decorating the space and making it look awesome<br />
* Scheduled tours on Tuesday night, with guide training for those that want to help<br />
* Better communication with groups and introductions for new members<br />
* Better online presence, and a regular newsletter (again!)<br />
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I can't promise all this, but I can tell you I've already been working toward it for some time.<br />
2015 is going to be a great year for the hackspace.<br />
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==Tom Wyatt (tomwyatt)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tom-Wyatt.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
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i'm Tom, I've been a member for 3 odd years now (not as far back as the<br />
very first space but close) and seen it grow from a single office space in<br />
Hoxton to the building we have now. I've been around for most of the great<br />
trials and troubles we've been through.<br />
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I've attended a whole bunch of makerfaires and other events in the name of<br />
the Hackspace as well as building a bunch of stuff for it to promote us on<br />
blogs etc. The big blue sign in the lobby was my doing as is the spaceship<br />
in the carpark.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Organisation/2014_Trustees_Election/Candidates&diff=46641Organisation/2014 Trustees Election/Candidates2015-04-27T14:37:24Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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==Martin Clarke (Crypt)== <br />
[[File:CryptsFace.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of London Hacksapce for nearly 4 years now, and before that I was always watching how the community grew, and what its turned into now is something far beyond what anyone could have imagined. I'm standing as a trustee because I believe that I can improve the already fantastic Hackspace community. I have seen the great work that has been put in by the current trustees and want to contribute what I can to further and improve that.<br />
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Having the amazing tools we do is a privilege that we can always expand on, with the new lasercutter and the 3D printer are always going to bring people in, but what keeps them around is the atmosphere in the place, and helpfulness of those around. As we've grown, we find that a lot of us who knew everyone in a small community, now find lots of new faces, and even old faces who aren't as familiar to us. I think expanding upon the new member experience, and trying to plan more social events as well as helping others too plan events in the space are essential to helping integrte the community more.<br />
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As a final note, I think also that helping other Hackspaces where we can would also be great for us to do, to expand national Hackspace groups. I have worked hard on events like EMF to help with this, but I think London Hackspace could do a lot more to further this goal.<br />
==Sam Cook (samlr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Sam-Cook.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, if you've not met me before it's probably because for the last year or so I've mostly been only visible online. The other reason is that until a year ago I had very long hair and a big beard. I've been a member of the space for quite some time and hopefully gives me a good perspective when dealing with any problems.<br />
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I may not be the most handy of people but I'm looking forward to continuing to help out around the space both with infrastructure and organisation. I'm keen to help the space grow and continue to do amazing things.<br />
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==Thomas Greer (tgreer)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Thomas-Greer.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi, I'm tgreer. You may remember me from such subgroups as amateur radio and 3D printing. I've recently (read: in August) completed a tour of duty at EMF, where I spent most of my time driving people from A -> B.<br />
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I'm standing for trusteeship as I believe that whilst trustees are still just members, other members look towards them with problems and look for guidance. I like to think that people can approach me to discuss issues they have and that I can in turn provide helpful guidance for the members. We have more than doubled in size in the last 2 years. We need to get up and run with this and make the London Hackspace a better place.<br />
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==Matthew Israelsohn (ciborg)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Matthew-Israelsohn.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’m ciborg, I’ve been a London Hackspace member for 3 years; you might know me as the enthusiastic deaf guy asking about your project or tinkering with electronics and rapid prototyping technology in my own quest as a maker.<br />
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Over the last 30 years technology has improved the lives of disabled people faster than ever. I’ve engineered pan-European videophone projects for deaf people and for a decade consulted for a deaf charity on leveraging the most out of tech. Working as a London Paralympics technical volunteer truly opened my eyes to how a wider cross-section of society can participate - if there is sufficient access.<br />
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The Hackspace enables makers to network, share tools and knowledge. Innovation at the Hackspace can lead to quality of life improvements for disabled people and help everyone reach their full potential, yet this awesome space is not yet accessible to all and I am committed to improving this. <br />
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I’m organising a professional accessibility audit and have leads on obtaining funds to remove the remaining barriers. I lead a tour of UK Government & Disability Rights UK delegates around LHS to enable them to understand what we do and show how everyone including the disabled can benefit from hackspaces.<br />
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I’m passionate about technology, community and inclusiveness. We all need a little extra help sometimes, and it’s in my heart to enhance the good at London Hackspace. <br />
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I'm here to help everyone. I’m ciborg, vote for me and together let’s shape a better future for all. Thank you.<br />
==Nick Large (vetraskr)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Nick-Large.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I've been a member of the hackspace for several years now, and have seen it grow dramatically over that time. Over the past few years I've been involved in the organisation of EMF (the UK hacker camp), which has given me valuable insight and experience in exactly how much work happens behind the scenes to keep an organisation running smoothly.<br />
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To me one of the most important things about the Hackspace is the diverse community that has grown around it. We need to make sure that as we grow all members are welcomed and encouraged to participate.I'd also like to encourage all members to have agency over and responsibility for the parts of the Hackspace that they use, as this is something that I think we've had trouble scaling with the rest of the space.<br />
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In addition I think that one of the unspoken responsibilities of a trustee is to act as a voice of reason. We have many enthusiastic and passionate members, and we want to keep focusing that enthusiasm for positive ends.<br />
==wyan==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Ruben-Martin.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member since shortly after arriving to London in 2011. I started by doing some electronics projects and getting involved in photography in the darkroom. Then I got a more active involvement as we moved to our current site in 447 Hackney Road, helping out with the works and the move, and setting up the new place.<br />
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Since then I helped setting up the Amateur Radio club by lending equipment and arranging the club licence M0HSL, and helping with the training courses. I'm also currently involved in the group building the darkroom, and have recently started Mathspace, a Mathematics-related subgroup.<br />
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I'm putting myself forward for election as a Hackspace trustee because I would like to help the organisation keep growing and dealing with the pains that come from this growth. I think trustees are just members, rather than managers, and the role I hope to fulfill is that of mediating the conflicts that happen in the day to day running of the space, to aid communication matters, and to inspire others to do the same.<br />
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==Eugene Nadyrshin (mentar)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-eugene-nadyrshin.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello everyone! If you don't know me from the photo or nickname then you may have seen me tinkering around with the robot or running around like a headless chicken.<br />
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I really like the hack-space and I think what’s been achieved so far is amazing, I want to help continue that trend and that’s why I’ve decided to stand for a trustee position in this election. If elected I'd like to find new ways of increasing member involvement in the running of the hackspace. When I joined we had about three hundred or so members and there was a strong sense of community, but with over 1100 members now it’s getting harder to maintain that without active facilitation from the trustees and I think they need all the help they can get!<br />
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==Lucia Naidu==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Lucia-Naidu.JPG|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I have been a Hackspace member for over a year, and visit the space often. I am a member of theNot Just Arduino and Acoustic Hacking groups, and have done many Arduino and electronics projects. When I first joined, I was a complete beginner to electronics and coding, so I understand the problems faced by newcomers, and also that the Hackspace community is a great place to learn new skills. I have also helped many others with their first Arduino projects.<br />
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The Hackspace has made a huge difference to my life, as it would have been impossible for me to learn on my own, and I have met many great people there. I have a disability which makes it difficult for me to access the space and difficult or impossible for me to use most tools and equipment, so I understand some of the problems that makers with disabilities can encounter. I think that improving accessibility would improve the space for everyone, the heavy doors are one example.<br />
<br />
I would like to see more special interest groups getting together, so that members with similar interests can share skills and knowledge and make new friends.<br />
<br />
I am at the Hackspace most Monday and Tuesday evenings, and sometimes on other days.<br />
<br />
==Blanca Regina==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Blanca-Regina.jpg|250px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi I´m Blanca Regina. I'm currently involved in creating audiovisual performances, music, installations and film. <br />
<br />
I will like to be a trustee because I think this is a position that needs to rotate, to whoever likes and loves Hackspace. For keeping up a positive attitude, the good work and maintain a clean and organized space. I think that to keep the space mantainance and to try to help whoever that needs a hand or guideline its essential. Im up for it!<br />
If I know about anything I will first make a cup of tea, I will listen and I'll try to refer you to the best ways of sorting out an idea or case.<br />
<br />
I joined Hackspace in May 2012, and since then I feel very gratefull and close to what happens. I have met amazing people and I'm glad about it. I joined Music Hackspace and worked with the group for a couple of years curating the evening of live performances at Troyganic. I recently left the group looking forward to focus at some other initiatives.<br />
Since we moved to the new space and mostly for the last 8 months I've been focused in the Darkroom project and lately at the buildup of the Darkroom downstairs. I'm very excited about how this its turning out. Im becaming a master making tea. See you soon in the space.<br />
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==Tim Reynolds (TimRTerrible)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tim-Reynolds.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm standing in the trustee elections because I find myself with some spare time and capacity and putting that to use at the hackspace seems a fair trade for the things the space has done for me. As we approach 1200 active members the trustees are busier than ever. I've said during past elections that I'd like to facilitate subgroups taking on more responsibility (both fiscal and organisational) for their specific areas of the space, and that is still true. While trustees have no more control over how things evolve than any other member, I've mentioned that to give you some idea of the direction I'd like the space to head in.<br />
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I've been a hackspace member for almost four years and like to think I know what's going on most of the time. I'm in the space at least weekly to work on the [http://www.lhsbikeshed.co.uk/ Bikeshed] and can usually be found floating around on Tuesday evenings. I freelance in the entertainment industry as a day job and helped to run the stages at [http://www.emfcamp.org/ Electromagnetic Field 2014].<br />
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==Philip Roy (cepmender)== <br />
A member since 2011, I have had one tour of duty as a trustee during which I have seen the membership quadruple. Despite this expansion the core values and expectations of the community remain the same. I am proud to have had a part in keeping the LHS on track through the changes and challenges of the last three years and would consider it a privilege to continue serving the membership. My enthusiasm remains undimmed. <br />
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==Henry Sands (YetiFiasco)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Henry-Sands.png|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
I'm happy with how the space is currently run and I don't see any reason to change things drastically, trustees past and present have done a fantastic job of keeping a community of over 1000 people stable and growing despite the ever present threat of drama and that’s what I’d like to continue as a trustee.<br />
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I'd like more focus on training for tooling and skills, skillsharing is one of founding Hackspace dogmas and apart from 3d printer, lathe, woodwork and laser cutter training, it's done on a very ad-hoc basis. There are many who wish to use specific tools, but can't find someone to show them the basics (the vinyl cutter for example, which is tricky to use at best). This would involve a thorough dig out of the wiki and a revamp of training articles, including tutorials and a catalogue of external resources.<br />
<br />
Keeping the Hackspace ticking along, organizing more cool events like the open days and kicking up the activity on social media (more blog posts!) are all things I'd love to do.<br />
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==Ryan Sayre (kraptv)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Ryan-Sayre.png|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hi there, I’m kraptv. I originally joined the space because of the amateur radio club - I really love communications. When I arrived, I installed networking to the radio shack, built the telephone system, and volunteered for infrastructure duty to improve the space.<br />
<br />
Since then, I’ve listened to and assisted several fellow members with their goals, from helping champion the disabled to bringing in donations of technology and infrastructure bits that improves our space safety and security. I have enjoyed presenting at EMF and have actively given open house tours, washed dishes, disposed of dozens of bin bags, sorted recycling, and done plenty of sweeping and dishwashing - something I’ll continue regardless of election outcome. Actions matter over talk.<br />
<br />
I believe in participating in progress rather than questioning results - and sensitivity matters when handling difficult issues. I stand for more sharing, less stealing, and better management of ‘collective stuff’ at the space. <br />
<br />
Professionally, I’m a ‘technical diplomat’ for a large technology company - I understand the need for positive collaboration between members and the outside and am willing to take responsibility in managing information requests (PR, etc.) for the benefit of the space.<br />
<br />
My organisational experience is also small and intimate - in 1997 I co-founded and still adminster an internet co-operative (skylab.org) with 150 members, volunteer in personally mentoring young technology professionals, and firmly believe in technology innovation as empowerment for a connected, egalitarian, and better life for everyone. <br />
<br />
I like fun. Let’s have at it, gang. ;-)<br />
<br />
==David Sullivan (Sully)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-David-Sullivan.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
I’ve been involved with the Hackspace since late 2011 and since that time I have tried to make the Hackspace as useful a place as it can be for others to make and do things whether that’s through helping the fit-out of Hackney Road, small maintenance and admin or providing help, advice and ad-hoc tours.<br />
<br />
The membership of the Hackspace has grown rapidly in the last 3 years and it’s necessary to make it easier for all members to ‘connect’ in some way even if they live some distance away or only come in very rarely. Some aspects and uses of the space are based on ‘hidden knowledge’ currently and I would like to make it more obvious for members to find help and to be able to help others so things are not so reliant on a few.<br />
<br />
I believe I am a good candidate for trustee and would deal with people fairly and with respect whilst taking consideration of the rest of the Hackspace as a whole.<br />
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==Heather Sullivan (akki)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Heather-Sullivan.jpg|150px|thumb|right]] <br />
You may not recognise me from my picture, I change my hair colour occasionally, but you may recognise me from my posts on the mailing list. I’m the one who made Pteri, the giant black pterodactyl that hangs in the main room on the ground floor, and the wooden bird skeletons that were on last year’s Royal Institution Christmas Lectures. Both made in the hackspace. In the old hackspace, I helped restart and build the old darkroom and helped out on several maker-faires in the past. <br />
I've not always been able to attend the hackspace in person but I've kept tabs on it from afar as I like to see the hackspace thrive.<br />
<br />
We've grown into such a huge community that I feel we need to focus more on respect. Respect for the tools, the rules and each other, which is actually what the first two are for anyway. I hope that people will feel they can speak to me when they don’t feel like they can speak out on matters. I’m here to help and advocate for others.<br />
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==Samantha Thompson (samb1) ==<br />
[[File:Trustee-sam-thompson.jpeg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Hello,<br />
I come from a background of hands on lab work in biotech followed by<br />
business development in the scientific industry. I've also had a crazy<br />
love of computers since getting my BBC Model B at age 7!<br />
<br />
I want to see every group in The Hackspace have the same support and<br />
encouragement that the biohacking group has benefited from thanks to<br />
the generosity of the founders and current trustees.<br />
<br />
I think some of the best ideas arise when people from different<br />
backgrounds share knowledge and skills and as such The Hackspace is a<br />
unique place that I couldn't live without.<br />
<br />
As one of the directors of the biohacking subgroup's legal entity I've<br />
been involved with getting our lab up to spec to meet government<br />
regulations and successfully putting together proposals for which we<br />
have received funding from other institutions such as UCL.<br />
<br />
I feel this is a good grounding for dealing with requirements of a<br />
Hackspace trustee.<br />
<br />
Our hackspace is awesome and I believe it can be even better.<br />
Please give me the opportunity to help in the next steps in its development.<br />
<br />
<br />
==Jonty Wareing (jonty)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Jonty-Wareing.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
Since we started the hackspace over five years ago I have watched it bloom into something we could never have imagined in the beginning - a community of over 100 people was almost unfathomable then, a community of over 1000 simply a joke.<br />
<br />
We're still operating in a very similar manner to how we began, and while I (and others) have pushed for changes when necessary our current model is a simplistic evolution of the one set out in 2009. We've learned many lessons and passed on the knowledge, but we've not always used it to improve our own space.<br />
<br />
In 2015 I would like to push for simple changes to the space in order to help manage the growing pains we're still suffering, giving more power to members, and helping the trustees manage the increasing load generated by the membership.<br />
<br />
By the end of 2015 I am aiming for the following things:<br />
<br />
* Subgroups being fully empowered to maintain their portions of the space<br />
* Refurbishment of parts of the space that remain untouched since moving<br />
* Better accessibility for tools and areas of the space<br />
* Tools and consumables being replaced & maintained constantly, with reporting for broken or missing equipment<br />
* Access control on all equipment that requires training, and regular scheduled training<br />
* Budget set aside for decorating the space and making it look awesome<br />
* Scheduled tours on Tuesday night, with guide training for those that want to help<br />
* Better communication with groups and introductions for new members<br />
* Better online presence, and a regular newsletter (again!)<br />
<br />
I can't promise all this, but I can tell you I've already been working toward it for some time.<br />
2015 is going to be a great year for the hackspace.<br />
<br />
==Tom Wyatt (tomwyatt)==<br />
[[File:Trustee-Tom-Wyatt.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] <br />
<br />
i'm Tom, I've been a member for 3 odd years now (not as far back as the<br />
very first space but close) and seen it grow from a single office space in<br />
Hoxton to the building we have now. I've been around for most of the great<br />
trials and troubles we've been through.<br />
<br />
I've attended a whole bunch of makerfaires and other events in the name of<br />
the Hackspace as well as building a bunch of stuff for it to promote us on<br />
blogs etc. The big blue sign in the lobby was my doing as is the spaceship<br />
in the carpark.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Lasercutter_Training&diff=46640Lasercutter Training2015-04-27T14:34:00Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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<div>__NOINDEX__<br />
This page is used to track training sessions for the [[Laser Cutter]].<br />
<br />
Training is given most Wednesdays or Thursdays at around 8pm and is available to all London Hackspace members. You must pre-book your place below. If you have not yet joined London Hackspace, please '''[https://london.hackspace.org.uk/signup.php do so]''' before requesting training!<br />
<br />
Space is strictly limited and you must reserve a place on this wiki page when a session is available - watch the [[Mailing List]] for announcements. Reserving a place is on a first-come-first-served basis, so you'll need to be quick.<br />
<br />
If you can't attend your training session please remove your name from the roster and inform the Mailing List, this will save wasting people's time and can allow a last minute replacement to take your slot. <br />
<br />
Feel free to ask for help on the [[Mailing List]], but please read the [[Mailing_list_FAQ|FAQ]] first.<br />
<br />
'''Don't create training sessions yourself, they are announced on the mailing list when posted.'''<br />
<br />
'''Please don't ask for training sessions to be run, they happen as regularly as possible.'''<br />
<br />
==Next Sessions==<br />
23/04/15 @ 18:30 only 5 places available (no more), please note your full name you used to join LHS (we use this to check membership status).<br />
<br />
Your account must be showing as a fully paid up member '''before signing up''' for training. <br />
<br />
Training is £5 and is payable to the trainer at the end of the session.<br />
<br />
* 1. Birute Bikelyte<br />
* 2. Chris Neale<br />
* 3. Emmet Green<br />
* 4. Jiri Richter<br />
* 5. Alex Sturrock<br />
<br />
==Previous sessions==<br />
15/04/15<br />
* 1. Tom Chambers<br />
* 2. Ciaran O'Connell<br />
* 3. PJ Wolosaczonek<br />
* 4. Kasim Rehman<br />
* 5. Karen Wilson<br />
<br />
10/04/15<br />
* 1. Jinghan Shi<br />
* 2. Brendan Sleight <br />
* 3. Tim Clark<br />
* 4. Frank Kolkman<br />
* 5. James Sunderland<br />
<br />
20/03/15<br />
* 1. Nick Cripps<br />
* 2. Vinh Tu<br />
* 3. Ryan Griffin<br />
* 4. Radek Chwistek<br />
* 5. Mathew Pitchforth<br />
<br />
12/03/15<br />
* 1. Richard Possnett<br />
* 2. FrankE (Frank Ederveen)<br />
* 3. Andre Serralheiro<br />
* 4. Richard Hall <br />
* 5. Aleksander Lenart<br />
<br />
05/03/15<br />
* 1. Stephen O'Brien<br />
* 2. Rob farr<br />
* 3. Michal Bednar<br />
* 4. Alice Bosc<br />
* 5. Alex Bolton<br />
<br />
26/02/15<br />
* 1. Edoardo Gianni<br />
* 2. Takanori Yashiro<br />
* 3. Timothy Stevens<br />
* 4. Nathan Lewis<br />
* 5. Vitalis Tarzoho<br />
<br />
19/02/15<br />
* 1. Lester Hawksby<br />
* 2. Wojciech Romaszkan<br />
* 3. David Roberts<br />
* 4. Sue Spence<br />
* 5. Zia Rahim<br />
<br />
12/02/15<br />
* 1. Yenyin Chen<br />
* 2. Li Hsin Liang<br />
* 3. Antonio Fontaina<br />
* 4. Han Tay<br />
* 5. Wayne Daniels<br />
<br />
05/02/2015<br />
* 1. Alex Roy<br />
* 2. David Owen<br />
* 3. Colin Higgs<br />
* 4. Cecile Maillot<br />
* 5.<br />
<br />
29/01/15<br />
* 1. John Johnson<br />
* 2. Timour Chomilier<br />
* 3. Tom Hodgkins<br />
* 4. Olya Levistova<br />
* 5. Zerahiah Akpan<br />
<br />
21/01/15<br />
* 1. Ben Byford<br />
* 2. John Adetutu<br />
* 3. Anthony Chappina<br />
* 4. Rine Vieth<br />
* 5. Aleks Koralewski<br />
<br />
14/01/15<br />
* 1. Vikas Vatts<br />
* 2. Donal Sweeney<br />
* 3. Ilya Levantis<br />
* 4. Willow Bleasdale<br />
* 5. Luke Pryor<br />
<br />
08/01/15 <br />
* 1. Kimball Johnson<br />
* 2. Matt Kay<br />
* 3. Cameron Dobbs<br />
* 4. Will Gallia<br />
* 5. Marek Ventur<br />
<br />
02/01/15<br />
* 1. Paul Weatherill<br />
* 2. Alan Thompson<br />
* 3. Peter Meadows<br />
* 4. Andrew Tutt<br />
* 5. Rafael Filomeno<br />
<br />
==Old Cutter Trained==<br />
11/12/14<br />
* 1. Michael Lilley<br />
* 2. Pete Sivak <br />
* 3. Ed Sibley<br />
* 4. Jonathan Vuillemin<br />
* 5. Johannes Richter<br />
<br />
4/12/14<br />
* 1. Andrew Nicolaou<br />
* 2. Noam Bar Yochai <br />
* 3. Variu Cristian<br />
* 4. Matt Taylor<br />
* 5. James Prorok<br />
<br />
20/11/14<br />
* 1. Matthew Scroggs<br />
* 2. Arthur Rambo<br />
* 3. Jan Szumiec<br />
* 4. Sam Oliver<br />
* 5. Filip Schlosser<br />
<br />
13/11/14<br />
* 1. William Pankhurst<br />
* 2. Alex Young<br />
* 3. mike t winton<br />
* 4. Angela Stoddard<br />
* 5.<br />
<br />
8/11/14<br />
* 1. [[User:Tomtt|Tom ten Thij]] <br />
* 2. [[User:JamesGeddes|JamesGeddes]] ([[User talk:JamesGeddes|talk]]) 09:19, 6 November 2014 (UTC)<br />
* 3.Will Pankhurst<br />
* 4.John Perkins<br />
* 5. Rosa Nussbaum<br />
<br />
30/10/14<br />
* 1. <s>Elena Corchero</s><br />
* 2. Vladimir Lushnikov<br />
* 3. Paul Vooght<br />
* 4. <s>Sam Brennan</s><br />
* 5. Krzysztof Dederko<br />
<br />
23/10/14<br />
* 1. John Jordan <br />
* 2. Dario Villanueva<br />
* 3. Matt<br />
* 4. Sead Merkulaj<br />
<br />
13/10/14<br />
* 1. Matt Wielbut<br />
* 2. Joseph Wolf<br />
* 3. Charnjeev Kang<br />
* 4. Antonio Mirav<br />
* 5. Lex Robinson<br />
<br />
09/10/14<br />
* 1. Lewis Kay-Thatcher<br />
* 2. Martin Clayton<br />
* 3. Esteban Diaz<br />
* 4. Theodoros Papatheodorou<br />
* 5. [[user:Domas|Domas Lasauskas]]<br />
<br />
05/09/14<br />
* 1. Jodi Crisp<br />
* 2. April Wernham<br />
* 3. Colin Rowat<br />
* 4. Enrique Santos<br />
* 5. Owen Smith<br />
<br />
06/08/14<br />
* 1.Sabraz Ali<br />
* 2.Alex Hedley<br />
* 3.Uzo Okwuosa<br />
* 4.Andrew Tutt<br />
* 5.Bryan O'Regan<br />
<br />
30/07/14 <br />
<br />
* 1. Nicholas FitzRoy-Dale<br />
* 2. Lyndsey Seaborn<br />
* 3. Frederick Fasola<br />
* 4. Christoph Sele<br />
* 5. Bill Bedford<br />
<br />
<br />
24/07/14<br />
* 1. Peter Provis<br />
* 2. Sam Thompson<br />
* 3. Ron Davis<br />
* 4. Jan Dettmer<br />
* 5. Matt Gabriel<br />
<br />
17/07/14<br />
* 1. Paul Lessing<br />
* 2. Kasim Rehman<br />
* 3. Lauren Shearer<br />
* 4. Ebenezer Ken-Lewis<br />
* 5. Brad Howarth<br />
<br />
09/07/14<br />
* 1. Adam Bernard<br />
* 2. Alistair Moncur<br />
* 3. Matt Camp<br />
* 4. Anna Gough<br />
* 5. Timothee Durand<br />
<br />
02/07/14<br />
* 1. Jessica Au<br />
* 2. Tomasz Mloduchowski<br />
* 3. Andrew McDonough<br />
* 4. Tim Jensma<br />
* 5. Margaret O'Leary<br />
<br />
<br />
23/06/14<br />
* 1. Alex Macklen<br />
* 2. Benny Dresner-Reynolds<br />
<br />
13/06/14<br />
* 1. John Ginger<br />
* 2. Riitta Hakkarainen<br />
* 3. Leonardo Zangrando @lionzan<br />
* 4. [[User:Naxxfish|Chris Roberts]]<br />
* 5. [[user:Mattg|Matt Gray]]<br />
<br />
08/06/14<br />
* 1. James Stokell<br />
* 2. Ethel Bardsley<br />
* 3. Keith Evans<br />
* 4. Stefano Cottafavi <br />
* 5. Richard Inglis<br />
<br />
16/05/14<br />
* 1. Jonathan Aylard<br />
* 2. Des Quilty<br />
* 3. Daniel Garrido<br />
* 4. Jana Dahmen<br />
<br />
24/04/14<br />
* 1. Neil Bennett<br />
* 2. Ertion Axha<br />
* 3. James Hance<br />
<br />
17/04/14<br />
* 1. Laura Pedroni<br />
* 2. Alba Bayona<br />
* 3. Miguel Ricciolini<br />
* 4. Greg Dolph<br />
* 5. Stuart Robinson<br />
<br />
10/04/14<br />
* 1. Warren Rockley<br />
* 2. David Popeck<br />
* 3. Keiran Whitaker<br />
* 4. Lauren Amie Pariola-Birch<br />
* 5. Viking James<br />
<br />
03/04/14<br />
* 1. Fábio Salvador<br />
* 2. Dimitri golub<br />
* 3. Jerome Maurey-Delaunay<br />
* 4. Phil Senior<br />
* 5. Faraz Sayed<br />
* 6. Mark Stroup<br />
<br />
28/03/14<br />
* 1. Zsuzsanna Mozsary<br />
* 2. Paul Maidment<br />
* 3. James Bartlett<br />
* 4. Kim Debling<br />
<br />
15/03/14<br />
* 1. Matt Li<br />
<br />
06/03/14<br />
* 1. Robin Harrison<br />
* 2. Stephen Midgley<br />
* 3. Glyn Hanmer<br />
* 4. Benny Dresner<br />
* 5. Keith Levett<br />
<br />
27/02/14<br />
* 1. Natasha Mason<br />
* 2. Justin Marazita<br />
* 3. David Ullmann<br />
* 4. Alan Zucconi<br />
* 5. Michael Botha<br />
<br />
20/02/14<br />
* 1. Salman Aljammaz<br />
* 2. Stephen Beckett<br />
* 3. [[User:Bogglie|Patrick Pater]]<br />
* 4. Stephen Lavelle<br />
* 5. Rob Whitehead<br />
* 6. Maria Garrido<br />
<br />
12/02/14<br />
* 1. Miko Adam-Kando<br />
* 2. [[User:Yvanj|Yvanj]] ([[User talk:Yvanj|talk]])<br />
* 3. Brendan sleight<br />
* 4. [[User:Toria Meows|Toria]] Darmanin<br />
* 5. Michael Stuart<br />
<br />
06/02/14<br />
* 1. [[User:Jayuk|James Cadman]]<br />
* 2. Dan O'Connor<br />
* 3. Glyn Hanmer<br />
* 4. Mat Stace<br />
* 5. [[User:RobinB|Robin Baumgarten]]<br />
<br />
30/01/14<br />
* 1. Tom Hayes<br />
* 2. George Ioannidis<br />
* 3. Steve Todd<br />
* 4. Chris Elsmore<br />
* 5. [[User:JustinClift|JustinClift]]<br />
<br />
<br />
13/11/13<br />
* 1. Chris Wilkie<br />
* 2. Myrto Tzortzi<br />
* 3. Jerry Fleming<br />
* 4. Paula Benvegnu<br />
* 5. Josh Nawras<br />
<br />
09/11/13<br />
* 1. Pierre WILMOT<br />
* 2. Kassandra Gordon<br />
* 3. Jacob Stenman<br />
* 4. Robert Halbert<br />
* 5. Craig S. Kaplan<br />
* 6. Liam Lynch<br />
<br />
<br />
30/10/2013<br />
<br />
*1 Elytes Poleou Charalambous<br />
*2 Dave Mansfield<br />
*3 Carl Munyuthe<br />
*4 <br />
*5 MyLee Ngo<br />
<br />
9/10/13<br />
<br />
* 1. Luca Torrente<br />
* 2. Peter Divos<br />
* 3. pep Farres<br />
* 4.<br />
* 5.<br />
<br />
<br />
25/09/13<br />
* 1. Caroline Minar<br />
* 2. Alexander Freudenberger<br />
* 3. Tim 'Instructions' Reynolds<br />
* 4. Elliott K<br />
* 5. Alexandre Coninx ([[User:Endy|Endy]])<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
18/09/13:<br />
* 1. Konstantinos Mouzakis<br />
* 2. Sarah Simmonds (optimistic that the 1hr knitting machine session ends on time!)<br />
* 3. Chris Wilkinson<br />
* 4. Romain Meunier<br />
* 5. Camille Leproust<br />
<br />
11/09/13:<br />
* 1. Renato Lopes<br />
* 2. Alexander Baxevanis<br />
* 3. Richard Patterson<br />
* 4. Israel Cola<br />
* 5. Shaun Hawkfox<br />
<br />
04/09/13:<br />
* 1. Martin Prazak<br />
* 2. Tom Hodder<br />
* 3. Otto Schade<br />
* 4. Patrick Dent<br />
* 5. Enrique Saavedra<br />
* 6. jody Parchment <br />
* 7. Nick Jones<br />
* 8. Neal Kerry<br />
<br />
07/08/13:<br />
* 1. Steve Johnson<br />
* 2. monica moreno<br />
* 3. simon vans-colina<br />
* 4. Louise Newberry<br />
* 5. Simon Sarginson<br />
<br />
24/07/13:<br />
* 1. Ben Huss<br />
* 2. Felix Hornoiu<br />
* 3. James Collings<br />
* 4. Darian Lyons<br />
* 5. Colin Cooper<br />
<br />
17/07/13:<br />
* 1. Adam Howard<br />
* 2. Fabio Pironti<br />
* 3. Emma Tyson<br />
* 4. andy selby<br />
<br />
10/07/13:<br />
* 1. <s>Frances Copeman</s><br />
* 2. Martin Bohling<br />
* 3. Vic Casambros<br />
* 4. Svilen Todorov<br />
<br />
03/07/13:<br />
* 1. Raphael Kim<br />
* 2. Jonathan Shaw<br />
* 3. Catherine Jones<br />
* 4. Steven Hodges<br />
* 5. wan yun<br />
<br />
26/06/13:<br />
* 1. Tola Adegoroye<br />
* 2. Jon Russell ([[User:JonRussell]])<br />
* 3. Kacper Ziemianin<br />
* 4. Michael Chislett<br />
* 5. Sue Spence<br />
<br />
19/06/13:<br />
* 1. Alex Beckett<br />
* 2. Vic Putz<br />
* 3. Oliver Marks<br />
* 4. Norbert Fuksz ([[User:Fuxy|Fuxy]])<br />
* 5. Trevor Daniel<br />
<br />
19/06/13:<br />
* 1. Damian Moore<br />
* 2. Henry Sands<br />
* 3. Rob CAnning <br />
* 4. Debbie Davies <br />
<br />
11/06/13:<br />
* 1. Lee Howe (leejhowe)<br />
* 2. wyan<br />
* 3. Rob Farr<br />
* 4. Luis Garcia (pepelisu)<br />
* 5. Alessandro Zippilli Zipporobotics<br />
<br />
08/03/13<br />
* 1. Ben Walker<br />
* 2. Anam Hasan<br />
* 3. William Liu<br />
* 4. Christine Peters<br />
* 5. Richard Clegg<br />
<br />
01/03/13<br />
* 1. Juan Calderon<br />
* 2. Maria Valente<br />
* 3. Raphael Kim<br />
* 4. Anastasija Terauda<br />
* 5. SIMRAN DHIMAN<br />
<br />
12/02/13<br />
* 1. Joe Bain<br />
* 2. Yosuke Komiyama <br />
* 3. Hiroshi Ito<br />
* 4. Jonathan Cheifetz<br />
* 5. Jules Plowman<br />
<br />
01/02/13<br />
* 1. Marta Capo<br />
* 2. Samson Ng<br />
* 3. Ronan Tuite <br />
* 4. Giulio Ammendola<br />
* 5. Jiri Richter<br />
* 6. Anthony Man<br />
<br />
22/01/13<br />
* 1. Stuart Grey<br />
* 2. stephane Malenfant<br />
* 3. Pierre Papet<br />
* 4. Lorna Harper<br />
* 5. Jiri Richter<br />
<br />
15/01/13<br />
* 1. Alice White<br />
* 2. Ian Lewis<br />
* 3. Sara Ensor<br />
* 4. Mike Mussard<br />
* 5. Ben Barwise<br />
* 6. Charlie Williams<br />
<br />
08/01/13<br />
* 1. Laura Mathews<br />
* 2. Aaron Sokoloski<br />
* 3. Federico Schwindt<br />
* 4. James Gorrie (not member)<br />
* 5. Dave Chatting<br />
* 6. rosa aragon<br />
<br />
18/12/12<br />
* 1. Niklas Hambüchen<br />
* 2. David Dorward<br />
* 3. Masami Charlotte Lavault<br />
* 4. Yesenia Thibault-Picazo<br />
<br />
11/12/12<br />
* 1. Garance Marneur<br />
* 2. Ulisses Pinto<br />
* 3. Kevin Lewis<br />
* 4. Fee Schmidt-Soltau<br />
* 5. Alexander Pluke<br />
<br />
04/12/12<br />
* 1. Roman Nosov<br />
* 2. Anthony Evans<br />
* 3. Ugo Riboni<br />
<br />
27/11/12<br />
* 1. Urszula Witkowska <br />
* 2. Carlos Engel<br />
* 3. Fabrizio D'Amico<br />
* 4. William Beaufoy<br />
* 5. Benjamin Carew<br />
<br />
13/11/12<br />
* 1. Andrew Peckham <br />
* 2. Laurence Watson<br />
* 3. Emma Pierce<br />
* 4. Justin Martin<br />
* 5. Philo van Kemenade<br />
* 6. Lucia Dubacova<br />
<br />
06/11/12<br />
* 1. [[User:dariomolinari|Dario Molinari]]<br />
* 2. Tom Jobbins<br />
* 3. <br />
* 4. Juan Pablo Alcayaga<br />
* 5. Dan Reader-Powell<br />
* 6. Tony Tregidgo<br />
<br />
30/10/12<br />
* 1. Fabio Lattanzi Antinori<br />
* 2. Alastair Barber<br />
* 3. [[User:jt|Jonathan Towler]] <br />
* 4. Necati Sahin<br />
* 5. Tim Porter<br />
<br />
13/10/12<br />
* 1. Chloe Hope<br />
* 2. Chris v Csefalvay<br />
* 3. Oliver Poyntz<br />
* 4. Robert Karpinski<br />
<br />
02/10/12<br />
* 1. Akbal Randhawa<br />
* 2. [[User:lbdl|Tim Storey]]<br />
* 3. Alex Mackay<br />
* 4. [[User:Murphy|David Murphy]]<br />
* 5. [[User:Dalorin|David Schneider]]<br />
<br />
11/09/12<br />
* 1. Ian Henderson (Thumper)<br />
* 2. [[User:deanforbes| Dean Forbes]]<br />
* 3. Nick Johnson<br />
* 4. Fahad Sadah<br />
* 5. Adrian Godwin<br />
* 6. John Croll<br />
<br />
14/08/12<br />
* 1. Tim Neobard<br />
* 2. Ben Dunham<br />
* 3. Nick Large<br />
* 4. Andy May<br />
* 5. Deirdre Ruane<br />
* 6. Jakub Misiorny<br />
<br />
31/07/12<br />
* 1. [[User:Vyizis|Dan Reid]]<br />
* 2. Andy Cousins<br />
* 3. [[User:Theleadingzero|Becky Stewart]]<br />
* 4. [[User:bfields|Ben Fields]]<br />
* 5. William Gilchrist<br />
* 6. Peter Turpin (Sci)<br />
* 7. Stephen Early<br />
* 8. lea aubertin<br />
* 9. Tomasz Wegrzanowski<br />
* 10. [[User:Chipp|Chipp Jansen]]<br />
* 11. [[User:IrradiatedHaggis|Troy Peterson]]<br />
* 12. Siobhan Pearson<br />
* 13. [[User:JimAllanson|Jim Allanson]]<br />
* 14. Lindsay Morrison<br />
* 15. [[User:Began|Beverly Gan]]<br />
* 16. David Cotterrell<br />
* 17. Pamela Parker<br />
* 18. [[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]]<br />
* 19. [[User:Srimech|Jim MacArthur]]<br />
* 20. [[User:Datagramm|Samuel Keating-Fry]]<br />
* 21. [[User:kevcampb|Kevin Campbell]]<br />
* 22. Kitty / chaoticeunoia<br />
* 23. [[User:booyaa|Mark Sta Ana]]<br />
<br />
08/05/12:<br />
* 1. Matt Foss (Penguin)<br />
* 2. Anthony Steele<br />
* 3. Adam Sharman<br />
* 4. Rob Farr<br />
* 5. Miguel Ricciolini<br />
* 6. Dave Brown<br />
* 7. joshua j. miller<br />
<br />
* 1. Joran Kikke (DonkeyScience)<br />
* 2. Hercules Fisherman (Herx)<br />
* 3. Mark Lomas<br />
* 4. marcus waterloo<br />
<br />
19/04/12<br />
* 1. Thomas Greer<br />
* 2. Joaquim Canet<br />
* 3. Tonderai Ratisai<br />
* 4. Daniel Hertz<br />
<br />
17/04/12 @ 7.00<br />
* 1. Emmanuel Potetsianakis<br />
* 2. Matthew Israelsohn<br />
* 3. Ryan Seville <br />
* 4. Eugene Nadyrshin<br />
* 5. Ben Burry<br />
<br />
17/04/12 @ 8.00<br />
* 1. Dave Lambley<br />
* 2. Noel Markham<br />
* 3. Ben Spencer<br />
* 4. Elliot West<br />
* 5. Numa Ford<br />
<br />
<br />
07/04/12<br />
* 1. Igor Lobanov<br />
* 2. Nick Redwood<br />
<br />
10/04/12<br />
* 1. Oskar Pearson<br />
* 2. Phil Bradley<br />
* 3. Patrick Joseph Shellard<br />
* 4. Lydia Monnington<br />
* 5. Carlos Moura<br />
<br />
27/03/12<br />
* 1. Nigel Worsley<br />
* 2. Nick Bradbeer<br />
* 3. Ciarán Eaton<br />
* 4. Paul Randle-Jolliffe<br />
* 5. Heather Sullivan<br />
<br />
10/03/12<br />
* 1. DomK<br />
* 2. John Naughton<br />
* 3. Luke Taylor<br />
* 4. Tim Reynolds<br />
* 5. Marc Barto<br />
<br />
28/02/12<br />
* 1. Paddy Duncan<br />
* 2. David Sullivan<br />
* 3. Steve Ford<br />
* 4. Ian Blythe<br />
* 5. Tom Denham<br />
* 6. Devin matthews<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Training]]<br />
[[Category:Workshops]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Orders/Labcoats&diff=46639Orders/Labcoats2015-04-27T14:32:28Z<p>Wyan: /* Interest */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''This is organised by Solexious, contact in the space, via IRC or at CharlesYarnold@gmail.com'''<br />
<br />
==Updates (to save Sol being asked the same question repeatedly)==<br />
<br />
latest news can be found in this thread: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/obMj6TTRQjs/TO6UXz4vz1QJ<br />
<br />
* 2013-09-13 - Sol (via mailing list thread): "An update went out on the private list today. The missing sizes have come instock today and we should have the order in 7-10 working days." It would appear this private mailing list missed out a significant chunk of people, so I would suggest if you've already paid to ask Sol to add you to the list.<br />
* 2013-08-28 - The labcoats were ordered a month ago, however the company are still waiting for stock in some sizes.<br />
* 2013-01-31 - Sol's got the quote and will prolly post the list shortly.<br />
* 2013-01-08 - Spoke to Solexious whilst I was in the space today and he's still waiting on a quote from the company.<br />
<br />
==[https://xkcd.com/699/ Labcoats Available]==<br />
There are three styles of coat available:<br />
<br />
* Standard full length lab coat £24 - Good for general use. - [http://www.jklclothing.co.uk/p/p-portwest_standard_white_coat__c852-4199.aspx Product page]<br />
* Evil Style £25 - Gives you +10 evil points, but is hot/restrictive. - [http://www.jklclothing.co.uk/p/p-portwest_texpel_howie_coat__c865-4201.aspx Product page]<br />
* Princess £23 - Because you have lady bits, not because you like tiaras (a love of tiaras doesn't disqualify you from buying said style of labcoat) - [http://www.jklclothing.co.uk/p/p-portwest_princess_line_coat__s856-4316.aspx Product page]<br />
<br />
All coats come embroidered with the Blue H logo, "London Hackspace", and your name/nick (optional). [http://www.flickr.com/photos/solexious/4686783546/ Embroidery sample]<br />
<br />
==Interest==<br />
Please add your name if you wish to order your labcoat, payment to Solexious ASAP in person or via paypal to charlesyarnold@gmail.com (please choose to pay the paypal fee yourself).<br />
<br />
{|border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|'''Real name and email''' || '''Type''' || '''Size''' || '''Stitched Nick''' <br />
|-<br />
| Tom Summersell (tsummersell at hotmail dot com) '''Paid''' || Standard || S || Cadmus<br />
|-<br />
|SamLR sam [dot] lindenrathen gmail com '''Paid''' || standard || M || SamLR <br />
|-<br />
| Ben (ben at burry.name) '''Paid''' || Standard || M || Ben<br />
|-<br />
| Dave Ingram (user: [forename]; domain: dmi me uk) '''Paid''' || Standard || L || DMI<br />
|-<br />
| Martin Johnston (martin.d.johnston at gmail.com) - '''Paid''' || Standard || L || Dr J<br />
|-<br />
| tgreer - '''Paid''' || Standard || L || tgreer<br />
|-<br />
| Dario Molinari (molinari.dario@gmail.com) '''Paid''' || Standard || XL || Dario<br />
|-<br />
| Will Green (inbox flux.org.uk) - '''Paid''' || Standard || XL || Flux<br />
|-<br />
| Phil Roy (raving@pervert.org.uk) - '''Paid''' || Standard || XL || CEPMENDER <br />
|-<br />
| Gavan Fantom (gavan () coolfactor . org) - '''Paid''' || Standard || XL || Underhand<br />
|-<br />
| Ian Henderson (irh@advancedforensics.com) '''paid''' || Standard ||2XL|| forensicgod<br />
|-<br />
| wyan (finitudatgmaildotcom) - '''Paid''' || Evil || M || wyan<br />
|-<br />
| booyaa (booyaabooyaabooyaa at gmail dot com) '''paid''' || Evil || M || booyaa<br />
|-<br />
| Fabrizio D'Amico (vjhash@gmail.com) '''Paid''' || Evil || M || VJHASH<br />
|-<br />
| Billy Smith (billy@billycomputersmith.com) - '''Paid''' || Evil || M || Morgane Magalsdottir<br />
|-<br />
| [[User:vetraskr|Nick L]] '''Paid''' || Evil || M || vetraskr<br />
|-<br />
| Samuel Keating-Fry (mister.keating@gmail.com) - '''Paid''' || Evil || M || Samuel<br />
|-<br />
| Alec Wright (me @ [my callsign] .co.uk) '''paid''' || Evil || L || Alec M0TEI<br />
|-<br />
| Fuxy (ciufy22 [at] gmail [dot] com) - '''Paid''' || Evil || XL || Fuxy<br />
|-<br />
| Phil Roy (raving@pervert.org.uk) - '''Paid'''|| Evil || XL || CEPMENDER <br />
|-<br />
| Spike (spike@tenbus.co.uk) - '''Paid''' || Evil || 2XL || Spike<br />
|-<br />
| Dario Molinari (molinari.dario@gmail.com) '''Paid''' || Princess || XS || Lucia<br />
|-<br />
| Ninki (nin-lil-izi ^ phoenixhaven * net) - '''Paid''' || Princess || M || Ninlilizi<br />
|-<br />
| Heather Sullivan belovedgoddess gmail com '''Paid''' || Princess || XL || Akki <br />
|-<br />
| Clare Greenhalgh (claregreenhalgh@gmail.com) || Princess || XL || Mother Dragon<br />
|}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Orders]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Hackspace_Move/RegisterToHelp&diff=46638Hackspace Move/RegisterToHelp2015-04-27T14:31:40Z<p>Wyan: /* I will help packing */</p>
<hr />
<div>Please let us know what you can help out with!<br />
<br />
= Action Plan =<br />
<br />
For the weekend of 13/14 April.<br />
<br />
<s><br />
* We'll do it firemen's relay style: lots of people in Cremer St load stuff in vans, some people drive, a final group receives & stores things at the new space.<br />
* Come to Cremer St first, and ask around what needs doing. (Initially we need more people there. We may send a few people to 447.)<br />
* If you're packing: make sure to prominently label all boxes.<br />
* As soon as possible start carrying things to the loading bay downstairs, this can start even before any transport is available.<br />
* If it's not clear what to do: a few people will be around to coordinate, find those people to receive instructions.<br />
<br />
A rough outline for temporary storage areas in 447 is here: [[Hackspace_Move/Logistics]]</s><br />
<br />
All items with a few exceptions are now at 447 Hackney Road, please come to there to help get our new space into a working state<br />
<br />
= Before the move =<br />
<br />
<br />
== I will bring crates and rigid boxes ==<br />
<br />
Please drop them off at the space, and help find a good place for them (maybe stacked in the quiet room?) Note that they may be in use for 1-2 weeks before we can return them.<br />
<br />
Who:<br />
*Marc<br />
*...<br />
<br />
Other places to source crates:<br />
* Oskar mentioned http://www.junocrates.co.uk, "It seems it's about £1-4 per week depending on the crate type."<br />
* we have 15-20 crates in 447, some currently used for books and cabling<br />
<br />
== I will help packing ==<br />
<br />
This can start even before the first boxes arrive. Make sure to check with others if you pack things that may still be in use.<br />
<br />
On Friday 12th:<br />
We need ''''at least''' 4 people to help packing if we want to .be ready for Saturday. We have instructions by the entrance. If you don't know what/how to pack: Ask Marc or Charlie.<br />
<br />
Who:<br />
*<br />
* [[User:Marcbarto|Marc]] will coordinate Kitchen + electronics (with Mentar). I'll be there until 6pm on Friday.<br />
* [[User:Duffcharles|Charles]] will coordinate the workshop <br />
* [[User:mycoplasma|WillB]]<br />
* [[User:wyan|wyan]] - will pack the darkroom stuff as soon as practicable<br />
* [[User:Mentar|Mentar]] - Packing electronics (including radio) with help from Marc<br />
<br />
= On 13/14 April=<br />
<br />
== I will bring a van or other means of transport ==<br />
<br />
Please also let us know when you will arrive, and whether you're free all weekend.<br />
<br />
Who:<br />
* Sol/Oni with a Luton - Picking up at 9, first load collected from cremer ~10.30<br />
*artag (will bring car on 13th am, maybe 14th)<br />
<br />
== I will coordinate volunteers ==<br />
<br />
I know the space well, can think on my feet, and will help guide volunteers so everything runs smoothly.<br />
<br />
* [[User:Martind|Martind]] ([[User talk:Martind|talk]])<br />
* Aaron (if necessary. Happy to be just a pack animal though)<br />
*[[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
* [[User:mycoplasma|WillB]] (Can coordinate move of contents of wet lab, and more if required)<br />
* [[User:Russ|Russ]] ([[User talk:Russ|talk]])<br />
* [[user:Sully|Sully]]<br />
* [[user:Mentar|Mentar]] For the electronics/radio stuff<br />
<br />
== I will bring lifting & moving equipment ==<br />
<br />
Please mention what you are bringing: trolleys, skates, and/or other means of moving heavy things.<br />
<br />
* artag : car, sack trolley<br />
*[[User:Ms7821|Mark]]: car if needed (would prefer to help move, though)<br />
<br />
== I will help carry things ==<br />
=== Early on Saturday 13 (around 9am to 3pm)===<br />
*artag<br />
*[[User:Marcbarto|Marc]]<br />
*[[User:Oni|Oni]]<br />
*[[User:Crypt|Crypt]]<br />
*[[User:Booyaa|Booyaa]]<br />
*[[User:Aden|ADEN QR LOVING GANGSTA]]<br />
*[[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
*[[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]] - but might be at the new space helping direct unloading<br />
*[[User:LauraB|LauraB]]<br />
*[[User:Oskarpearson|Oskar Pearson]]<br />
*[[User:eb4890|Will Pearson]]<br />
*[[User:vetraskr|Nick]]<br />
*[[User:NecatiOS|Necati]]<br />
*[[User:Jameskarlsen|James Karlsen]] - interested in joining so thought I would come along and help - be nice to the noob!<br />
*[[User:Johndavidson|John Davidson]]<br />
*[[User:Maciek%20g|Maciek Gryka]]<br />
<br />
=== Later on Saturday 13 (around 3pm to 9pm)===<br />
<br />
*[[User:Oni|Oni]]<br />
*[[User:Crypt|Crypt]]<br />
*[[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
*[[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]] - but might be at the new space helping direct unloading<br />
*[[User:Datagramm|Samuel]]<br />
*[[User:Flux|Flux]] ([[User talk:Flux|talk]]) - maybe<br />
*[[User:vetraskr|Nick]]<br />
*[[User:Mentar|Mentar]]<br />
*[[User:Koruvax|Koruvax]] - Maybe, work permitting<br />
*[[User:Metz|Metz]]<br />
*[[User:Wombat|Wombat]] and his charming fiancee<br />
*[[User:NecatiOS|Necati]]<br />
<br />
=== Early on Sunday 14 (around 9am to 3pm)===<br />
*[[User:Marcbarto|Marc]]<br />
*[[User:asoko|aaron]]<br />
*Ian Lewis (probably closer to 9.30-10 due to engineering work)<br />
*Richard Hering<br />
*[[User:Crypt|Crypt]]<br />
*[[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]] - but might be at the new space helping direct unloading<br />
*[[User:Metz|Metz]]<br />
*[[User:Koruvax|Koruvax]] - 10-11 rather than 9<br />
* Sue Spence<br />
<br />
=== Later on Sunday 14 (around 3pm to 9pm)===<br />
*[[User:Crypt|Crypt]]<br />
*[[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]] - but might be at the new space helping direct unloading<br />
*[[User:mycoplasma|WillB]]<br />
*[[User:Datagramm|Samuel]]<br />
*[[User:Metz|Metz]]<br />
*[[User:Koruvax|Koruvax]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Moving_Space]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46637User:Wyan2015-04-27T14:31:03Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User<br />
|name=Alice Wyan<br />
|url=github.com/finitud<br />
|twitter=wyan<br />
|email=alice.at.finitud.org<br />
|irc=wyan<br />
|groups=MathSpace,Amateur Radio,Darkroom<br />
}}<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
[[File:Wyan.jpg|left|100px]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist, dude! Well, kinda. I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics.<br />
<br />
At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Learning hardcore Maths for some reason... also hoping to get back to the darkroom as soon as we have one.<br />
<br />
=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
<br />
=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths!<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
<br />
==== My other selfs ====<br />
* Photography at [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr]<br />
* My [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud careers.SO] profile</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46635User:Wyan2015-04-27T14:30:26Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User<br />
|name=Alice Wyan<br />
|url=http://github.com/finitud<br />
|twitter=wyan<br />
|email=alice.at.finitud.org<br />
|irc=wyan<br />
|groups=MathSpace,Amateur Radio,Darkroom<br />
}}<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
[[File:Wyan.jpg|left|100px]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist, dude! Well, kinda. I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics.<br />
<br />
At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Learning hardcore Maths for some reason... also hoping to get back to the darkroom as soon as we have one.<br />
<br />
=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
<br />
=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths!<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
<br />
==== My other selfs ====<br />
* Photography at [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr]<br />
* My [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud careers.SO] profile</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46634User:Wyan2015-04-27T14:28:41Z<p>Wyan: /* My other selfs */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{User<br />
|name=Alice Wyan<br />
|url=<br />
|twitter=wyan<br />
|email=<br />
|irc=wyan<br />
|groups=MathSpace,Amateur Radio,Darkroom<br />
}}<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
[[File:Wyan.jpg|left|100px]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist, dude! Well, kinda. I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics.<br />
<br />
At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Learning hardcore Maths for some reason... also hoping to get back to the darkroom as soon as we have one.<br />
<br />
=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
<br />
=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths!<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
<br />
==== My other selfs ====<br />
••• [http://twitter.com/wyan twitter] ••• [http://github.com/finitud github] ••• [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr] ••• [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud StackOverflow CV] ••• gmail: f i n i t u d •••</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Workshops&diff=46633Workshops2015-04-27T14:27:06Z<p>Wyan: /* Workshops offered */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Arduino_course_classroom.jpg|300px|thumb|right|An [[Hack_Evening_Workshops/Arduino_for_beginners_2|Arduino workshop]] in progress]]<br />
<br />
We currently have a few workshops at our space every month, and we're always interested in running more. If you want to give one of these, or you've got a suggestion, this is the place to let us know.<br />
<br />
==Important==<br />
Please announce workshops/events on the [http://groups.google.com/group/london-hack-space mailing list] and add them to the [http://london.hackspace.org.uk/events/ calendar]. <br />
<br />
==Organising a workshop==<br />
[[Guides/Planning an event|Planning an event]]. If you want to organise an event/workshop (or have been volunteered to) please read our guide.<br />
<br />
==Regular Hackspace workshops==<br />
{|border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"<br />
<br />
|-<br />
|'''Workshop''' || '''When'''<br />
|-<br />
| Hackspace safety induction || Usually available on Tuesdays - request in advance<br />
|-<br />
| Laser cutter induction || Usually available on Tuesdays - sign up form posted to mailing list (don't request)<br />
|-<br />
| 3D printer users group || Every other Monday Evening <br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Workshops offered and prepared==<br />
If you are scheduled to do a workshop, or can definitely give one at no notice, please add it here.<br />
<br />
* (Your event here)<br />
* [[Workshops/SurveillancePolitics]] Surveillance Politics and Crypto <br />
* RCA biohacking workshop - Quiet room. (Mon 4th feb 2013 14:30-17:30, Tues 5th feb 2013 10:30-13:30, 14:30-17:30)<br />
<br />
=== Past events ===<br />
<br />
* [[Workshops/bioinformatics|Bioinformatics]] - 22nd August 2012<br />
* [[Workshops/Git Workshop|Git]] - '''18 March'''<br />
* [[Workshops/Git Workshop|Git]] - 23 February<br />
* [[Workshops/Arduino_for_beginners_3|Programming in C and Arduino for beginners]] - 19th/20th February<br />
* [[Workshops/Brain_Computer_Interface|Brain-Computer Interface presentation and workshop]] - Wednesday 26th January<br />
* [[Workshops/Arduino_for_beginners_2|Arduino for beginners]] - 22nd/23rd January 2011<br />
* [[Biohacking Project Planning]] - 19:00 Saturday 15th Jan 2011<br />
* [[Workshops/Python for Beginners|Python for Beginners]] The basics and not so basics of the Python Programming Language -- [[User:oni|Oni]], [[User:Ms7821|Mark]] and [[User:MattP|MattP]]<br />
* [[IntroToColorScience|Hacking Colour]] or Why Does My Display Look So Bad? Scheduled 7pm 12/8/10 [[User:chrisf|chrisf]]<br />
* [[Workshops/Arduino_for_beginners|Arduino for beginners]]<br />
* [[Workshops/Biohack_workshop | Biohacking workshop]] (Moleculer Biol for Beginners, Introduction to Biohacking & Project ideas discussion) - Bugs & Sara - 22nd September 19:30<br />
* [[Workshops/Lightning talks on language|Lightning talks on language]] (e.g. etymology, conlangs, computer based language processing) -- [[User:Ms7821|Mark]] and [[User:MattP|MattP]]<br />
* [[Workshops/CancerBiology|Crash Course in Cancer Biology]] - 19:30 on Wednesday, 20th April<br />
* [[Workshops/Briar_hackathon|Briar hackathon]] - 29th June 2012<br />
<br />
==Workshops offered==<br />
If you can give a workshop talk, put it here. If you need more than a week's notice, please say so. Don't interpret the timestamp dates below as projected dates. Actual scheduled workshops will be shown above.<br />
<br />
For certain workshops, more than one volunteer may be needed, depending on activities and number of attendees.<br />
<br />
<br />
{|border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"<br />
|-<br />
|'''Workshop''' || '''Volunteer''' || '''Interested ?''' || '''Doodle (etc.) Link (http://www.doodle.com/polls/wizard.html)'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/kitemapping|Kite Mapping]] || lindas ||||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/cryptoclass|CryptoClass]] || simonvc ||[[User:simonvc|Simon VC]]||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/smd_stencil_vputz|SMD Stenciling with vputz]] || vputz ||[[User:Rob Kam|Rob Kam]]||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/sewing|Sewing workshop]] || Katie via [[User:oni|oni]] || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/Open_Rail_Data_Workshop_II|Open Rail Data - Part 2]] || [[User:Poggs|Peter Hicks (Poggs)]] || [[User:padski|Paddy Duncan]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/pinhole|Pinhole Photography]] || [[User:wyan|wyan]] || || [[http://www.doodle.com/y47mudgeeu83p9ua|Possible slots]] (or others), I'll need at least two weeks to prepare<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/uav|UAV hacking/making]] ||[[User:anish|Anish]]|| [[User:mentar|mentar]], [[User:Solexious|Solexious]],simonvc,martin,jutt,andrew,brad_kiwi,enrique_saa[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]],[[User:Filbert|Filbert]],[[User:NecatiOS|Necati]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/hackthemedia|Hack-A-Thon to add functions to interactive website for RMC]] || [[User:Hamish@visionon.tv|Hamish@visionon.tv]] || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[workshops/hackthemedia|Hack The Media]] || [[User:Hamish@visionon.tv|Hamish@visionon.tv]] || [[User:netsynq|Oscar]] [[User:shooz|Laura]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Events/RAL_trip_2|RAL Day trip (Mk 2)]] || [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[OSM_Mapping_Party|OpenStreetMap - Mapping Party]] || [[user:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]] || ||<br />
|-<br />
|[[Stencil & Graffiti Art for Beginners]] - open workshop to learn the basics of stencil making, single or multi-layered and some basic graffiti skills. including using the lasercutter or vinyl cutter|| [[User:layer1gfx|layer1gfx]] || [[User:iktomist|iktomist]] , [[User:haywardgb|haywardgb]] , [[User:layer1gfx|layer1gfx]]+3, spooq, [[User:Montyphy|Montyphy]], [[User:netsynq|Oscar]], [[User:Mungo|Mungo]], [[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Infrastructure Hacking]] - project to explore basics of infrastructure hacking, with monthly workshops. || [[User:Kussic|Kussic]], [[User:Renski|Renski]],[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]] || <br />
|-<br />
|[[Web Hacking]] - project to explore basics of web application hacking, with monthly workshops. Aim is to finish with an audit of [[One Click Orgs]] software. || [[User:Renski|Renski]], [[User:Kussic|Kussic]] || [[User:Alexmuller|Alex Muller]], [[User:Eb4890|Will]], [[User:John|John]], [[User:Davidc|DavidC]], [[User:Tenyen|Ten]], [[User:Booyaa|Booyaa]], [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:Guillaume|Guillaume]], WillB, [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]],[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
|-<br />
| Entrepreneurship: UK company formation, raising finance (or not), tax and accounts, market sizing and research. Approx 2 hrs. || [[User:AndyE|AndyE]] || [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:antoan|antoan]], [[User:kevinb456|Kevin]], [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], varoudis, Gilda, Kieran, [[User:Guillaume|Guillaume]], WillBeaufoy, [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
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| Pure Data for beginners and some applications including Arduino, DMX-lamps, iPhone apps, RjDj scenes... (Would be in 2nd half of Nov) || [[Yuli and Ragnar]] || Mark, Matt H, dsikar, Mike H, Guy J [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:Nigle|Nigle]], varoudis, [[User:MonkeyJam|Daniel]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:Mungo|Mungo]],[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| Introduction to Hardware Hacking/Arduino incl live demo || [[User:B3cft |Andy "Bob" Brockhurst]] || Ken(des) - quite interested in a mid-week evening option,Me too HalD, varoudis, [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]] [[User:John|John]], [[User:edburton|Ed Burton]].[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| HTML/CSS for beginner/intermediate || Davids | Chris Adams || [[User:kevinb456|Kevin]], varoudis, Johannes, [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
|-<br />
| Microformats for beginners || Phae || [[User:SpikeUK|Spike]] AndrewBlack<br />
|-<br />
| Servo programming with Arduino || Michael Margolis || [[user:PhilJones|Phil Jones]], [[User:Andy|Andy]], varoudis, Kieran, [[User:John|John]], Memo, [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:edburton|Ed Burton]].[[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| Meta Workshop - As many useful tips for a successful workshop/training session/presentation as we can fit in the time. || [[User:PaulR|PaulR]]. || AndyE<br />
|-<br />
| Ruby and Sinatra for Beginners || [[User:JamesHarrison|James Harrison]] 16:27, 23 April 2010 (UTC) || [[User:V21|V21]] 15:03, 2 August 2010 (UTC) --[[User:3en|3en]] 15:23, 28 August 2010 (UTC) -- Eliot<br />
|-<br />
| Kernel debugging or something on reverse engineering? || [[User:ms7821|Mark]] || [[User:SamLR|SamLR]][[User:Eb4890|Will]], varoudis, [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| Using TFL APIs || [[User:ms7821|Mark]], possibly dom/harrywood/Paul2/anyone else as well? || AndrewBlack, [[User:Mungo|Mungo]]<br />
|-<br />
| Introduction to ARM microcontrollers. <br>Attendees will work with dev kits during the workshop. || [[User:Harry|Harry]] 10:54, 26 July 2010 (UTC) || [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]] [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:Andy|Andy]], varoudis, [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Mungo|Mungo]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| Ruby for beginners || (Max? Chris Adams) Would be happy to do this [[User:JamesHarrison|JamesHarrison]] 21:49, 21 April 2010 (UTC) || [[User:V21|V21]] 15:03, 2 August 2010 (UTC), [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:Andy|Andy]], [[User:alexmuller|alexmuller]], [[User:Softhook|Softhook]], Eliot, [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
|-<br />
| Decent beginner electronics workshop (probably one or two half-days at the space) || [[User:Russ|Russ]] 10:40, 12 January 2010 (UTC), [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]] || [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]], [[user:PhilJones|Phil Jones]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], Bugs, [[User:Andy|Andy]], Johannes, [[User:SamLR|SamLR]], [[User:bluekieran|Kieran]], Jonty, [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], varoudis, [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:John|John]], [[User:Eme|emmelene]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:deathzerozero|Zoe]], [[User:Guillaume|Guillaume]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:edburton|Ed Burton]], [[User:Mungo|Mungo]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]], [[User:Booyaa|booyaa]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]], [[User:da5nsy|da5nsy]]<br />
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| Very restricted 'basic rules' electronics evening talk - Ohms law, resistors, diodes, transistors. Offered : when > 4 people sign up || [[User:Artag|Artag]], [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]] || [[User:John|John]], [[User:deathzerozero|Zoe]], [[User:edburton|Ed Burton]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]],[[User:Booyaa|booyaa]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]], [[User:da5nsy|da5nsy]]<br />
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|Introduction to Amazon AWS Services - S3, EC2, SimpleDB, etc. using boto || [[User:Rlotun|Rlotun]] 11:13, 12 January 2010 (UTC)|| [[User:MattP|MattP]] [[User:thegoldfish|TimHughes]], [[user:PhilJones|Phil Jones]] AndrewBlack, [[User:Andy|Andy]] [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], varoudis, Gilda<br />
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|Introduction to asynchronous network programming in Python using Twisted || [[User:Rlotun|Rlotun]] 11:16, 12 January 2010 (UTC)||[[User:MattP|MattP]] [[User:thegoldfish|TimHughes]] [[User:V21|V21]] [[User:Davidc|DavidC]] [[User:PhilJones|Phil Jones]] 15:03, 2 August 2010 (UTC), Johannes<br />
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| A workshop on effectively using the scope/logic analyser we have|| [[User:Artag|Artag]] 13:42, 27 July 2010 (UTC), [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]] || [[User:Andy|Andy]] (if pitched at a ''really'' beginner level!), [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], +1 HalD. [[User:John|John]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]]<br />
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| Vector graphics in Inkscape *Hint, can use this to make files for laser cutter* || [[User:chrisf|chrisf]] [[User:eb4890|eb4890]]|| [[user:PhilJones|Phil Jones]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:SamLR|SamLR]], [[user:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]], [[user:pyrhho|pyrhho]], [[User:martind|martind]], Alexp [[User:AndrewBlack|Andrew Black]], [[User:corinne|corinne]], [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], varoudis, chio, scary, [[User:Layer1gfx|Layer1gfx]], [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:Montyphy|Montyphy]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
|-<br />
| Photo editing in Gimp for beginners || [[User:chrisf|chrisf]] ([[User:Tajasel|tajasel]] could also offer services) || AndrewBlack<br />
|-<br />
| Introduction to programmable logic (VHDL, FPGAs & CPLDs) || [[User:ChrisMc|ChrisMc]], [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] (I can help at least), [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]] || [[User:artag|Artag]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:Andy|Andy]], [[User:Danielsikar|dsikar]], [[User:Ms7821|Mark]], [[User:JasperWallace]], [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]], Memo, [[User:maco1717|maco1717]],[[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
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| Android OS / application programming || [[User:chrisf|chrisf]], [[User:dmi|dmi]] || MattVenn [[User:MattP|MattP]] [[User:V21|V21]] [[User:John|John]] 15:03, 2 August 2010 (UTC)Bugs [[User:Nigle|Nigle]] [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]] [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]] [[User:Tajasel|tajasel]], [[User:bmalee|bmalee]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:an0key|an0key]], WillBeaufoy, [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
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| [[Blender introduction]] (basic stuff, one evening) *hint - this means you can build stuff for the Makerbot*|| [[User:chrisf|chrisf]] || [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]] [[User:V21|V21]] 15:03, 2 August 2010 (UTC) Bugs [[User:AndyE|AndyE]], [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:bluekieran|Kieran]], [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], varoudis, Gilda, [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]], Memo, [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]],[[User:Applegod2004|Applegod2004]]<br />
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| Blender in more detail (a few evenings) || [[User:chrisf|chrisf]] || [[User:Anthony|Anthony]], [[User:Oni|Oni]], varoudis, Memo, [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
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| Arduino for Beginners || [[User:earthshine|earthshine]] || Bugs, AndrewGee, HalD, [[User:SamLR|SamLR]], [[user:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]] [[User:MonkeyJam|Daniel]], [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:belenbarrospena|Belen]], [[User:edburton|Ed Burton]], [[User:Bbyford|ben byford]]. [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
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| From Arduino to AVR (or Beyond Arduino)|| [[User:earthshine|earthshine]] || [[user:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]] [[User:Solexious|Solexious]], [[User:Bbyford|ben byford]], Memo<br />
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| [[Introduction to openFrameworks]] || matthewvenn || [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], Jonty, varoudis<br />
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| [[PCB Design with Eagle CAD]] || [[User:Danielsikar|dsikar]] || [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], Jonty, varoudis, [[User:John|John]], [[User:SteveW|SteveW]], [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]], Memo, [[User:Ascen|asc]], [[User:Teabot|Elliot]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Rob Kam|Rob Kam]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bus Pirate for dummies]] || [[User:Danielsikar|dsikar]] || Jonty, [[User:John|John]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]]<br />
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| Knitting for Beginners || [[User:PJ|PJ]] - well my other half has volunteered to do this, I can't knit [[User:wren|wren]] I can do this! Also, crochet & spinning. || Bugs, [[User:eme|emmelene]]<br />
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| Knotwork - practical ones and the few ornamental ones I can remember || Sam (SamLR) || [[User:eme|emmelene]], Jonty, [[User:Ms7821|Mark]] [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]] [[User:Tajasel|tajasel]] [[User:Oni|Oni]]<br />
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|Physics (Or what I do for a day Job): focus on particle physics (+ scary can do nano/quantum/other if wanted)|| [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] || Jonty, varoudis, [[User:Ms7821|Mark]], [[User:MonkeyJam|Daniel]], [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], Memo, [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:Bbyford|ben byford]].<br />
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|Statistics (What I ''really'' do for my day job): focus on stats for everyday use/ in the media and science || [[User:SamLR| SamLR]] || dsikar, varoudis, Gilda, [[User:Ms7821|Mark]], [[User:PhilJones|PhilJones]], [[User:bmalee|bmalee]], [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
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| Jewelery Making - feathers, beads, ribbon (More info soon!!) || [[User:eme|emmelene]] || [[User:Oni|Oni]]<br />
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| OpenGL and Programming Computer Graphics || [[User:Oni|Oni]] || Jonty, varoudis, [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:Bbyford|Bbyford]]<br />
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| Introduction to Regular expressions (or a more detailed talk if prefered) || [[User:AndrewBlack|Andrew Black]] || dsikar, Memo, WillBeaufoy, [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]]<br />
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| Coffee? || [[User:Ms7821|Mark]]? || [[User:AndyE|AndyE]] has an interest in coffee. A tasting could be fun. <br />
[[User:Srimech|JimM]] [[User:Artag|Artag]] [[User:John|John]]<br />
[[User:Tajasel|tajasel]] (could ''possibly'' provide Monmouth Coffee on the cheap, but no promises) [[User:eme|emmelene]] [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] Have some Vietnamese coffee, [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:Flux|Flux]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
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| Spirits (ethanol) || [[User:Flux|Flux]] || [[User:Mungo|Mungo]] (away until 18th) || Early 2013<br />
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| Satellites ([[Project:HackSat|HackSat1]]) || [[User:Flux|Flux]] || [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]], [[User:wyan|wyan]], [[User:da5nsy|da5nsy]] || Late 2012 TBC<br />
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| Texas Hold 'Em Poker - how to play & basic strategy || [[User:bluekieran|Kieran]] || [[User:eme|emmelene]], [[User:an0key|an0key]]<br />
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| [[DIY PCB Making]] || [[User:ChrisMc|ChrisMc]] 23:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC) || Jonty, [[User:kevinb456|Kevin]], Billy, varoudis, Kieran, [[User:evandavey|Evan (potential member)]], [[User:John|John]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:SteveW|SteveW]], [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]],[[User:danny-orion|danny-orion]], Memo, [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]] [[User:Oni|Oni]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]], [[User:wyan|wyan]], [[User:Rob Kam|Rob Kam]]<br />
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| Introduction to Astronomy || [[User:Flux|Flux]] would be happy to help || dsikar, [[User:eme|emmelene]], [[User:da5nsy|da5nsy]] [[User:Oni|Oni]] ||<br />
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| [[SMD Soldering Workshop]] || Martin Ling || [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], [[User:PJ|PJ]], [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester]], [[User:Teabot|Elliot]], [[User:mars|mars]], [[User:JasperWallace|JasperWallace]], [[User:John|John]], Radek, [[User:SteveW|SteveW]], [[User:ciaran.mooney|Ciarán]],[[User:danny-orion|danny-orion]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], WillBeaufoy, [[User:holocenester|holocenester]],[[User:Rob Kam|Rob Kam]]<br />
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| Introduction to Bioinformatics || [[User:Cassj|Cass]], Andrew, Nathan || [[User:Martind|martind]] [[User:Gilda|Gilda]] [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]] [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
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| Homebrewing (beer): Full mash process, recipe design, could also do a bit on judging and/or food pairing || [[User:Bfields|Ben F]] ||[[User:Jozeblaze|Joe U]]<br />
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| [[Screen Printing]] || Jan from NOID may be able to offer this, but has not explicitly volunteered yet. [[User:mars|mars]]: I can do this. || [[User:Srimech|JimM]] [[User:Artag|Artag]] [[User:Solexious|Solexious]] [[User:Iktomist|Iktomist]] [[User:PJ|PJ]] Errant RichardBeard Scary, [[User:eme|emmelene]], [[User:Rob Kam|Rob Kam]], [[User:da5nsy|da5nsy]]<br />
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| Introduction to Japanese Sound FX in Manga Comics - a short talk and drawing workshop in japanese and english || chris henson aka layer1gfx || <br />
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| [[Workshops/Git Workshop|Git Workshop]] - the version control system || [[User:chrismear|chrismear]] || [[User:Andy|grifferz]], [[User:Teabot|Elliot]], [[User:SpikeUK|Spike]], [[User:Alexmuller|Alex Muller]], [[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]], [[User:kevinb456|Kevin]], [[User:cassj|Cass Johnston]], [[User:Artag|Adrian]], [[User:SamLR | SamLR]], Radek, Johannes, [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:daveb|Dave B]], [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
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| [[Workshops/Bookbinding|Bookbinding]] - beginners class to make a simple book from scratch, possibly a small amount of coverage of restoration at the end || [[User:LesterHawksby|Lester Hawksby]] || No more than 6 please! [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] [[User:Artag|Adrian]] [[User:Eithin|Sam K]], [[User:earthshine|earthshine]], Errant. Interest expressed on mailing list by earthshine, Adrian, Katie, George, Billy and possibly others. Frank (not a member yet) <br />
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| [[Workshops/Hypnosis_101|Hypnosis 101]] - Starting point for learning about hypnosis. Let's hack the mind! || [[User:Hypnoeyes|Hypnoeyes]] || [[User:dmi|DMI]], [[User:bmalee|bmalee]], [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]]<br />
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| [[Workshops/BASH|bash]] and basic terminal stuff || [[User:SamLR|SamLR]] unless someone with more knowledge wants to do it (serious I'm pretty poor at this) || [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], WillBeaufoy, [[User:Bbyford|ben byford]].<br />
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| GSM/Mobile phone networks - what they use/how do they work/what I do for a day job, LTE/WiMAX and onwards with help from Aden? || Paul || [[User:PaulR|PaulR]], [[User:tenyen|Ten]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]], [[User:an0key|an0key]], [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]], [[User:Datagramm|Datagramm]], [[User:Tsunamie|Tsunamie]]<br />
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| Radio basics - Run through various radio systems, radio propagation, suggestions/help welcome || Paul || [[User:PaulR|PaulR]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]]<br />
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| This workshop introduces you to [[Workshops/usb|USB]]. We address the most important issues of the design and how to build a USB interface focusing on the HID class. We also examine how you want a Hackspace USB group to work. || [[User:PaulR|PaulR]] || asc, Mike, [[User:bmalee|bmalee]], Matt Peperell, Adrian Godwin, [[User:danny-orion|danny-orion]], Dave Ingram, Phil Jones, Billy Smith [[User:JasperWallace|JasperWallace]], [[User:maco1717|maco1717]]<br />
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| Django - An introduction to Django for people who've done some programming before, and have a rough idea of how web programming works. || [[User:Andrewgodwin|andrewgodwin]] || [[User:SamLR|SamLR]], [[User:Chrismear|chrismear]], Johannes, [[User:JasperWallace|JasperWallace]], [[User:cholten99|Dave Durant]], [[User:Alexmuller|Alex Muller]], [[User:bmalee|bmalee]], WillBeaufoy, [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/Nanode Build Session|How to build Nanode - low cost network node]], aimed at Arduino enthusiasts|| [[User:Monsonite|Ken]]||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/Spinning|Spinning for beginners]]: build and learn how to use a very basic drop spindle in a most ancient of fibre crafts!|| [[User:Liedra|Liedra]]|| Johannes, Zoe ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/London_BSD_meeting|London *BSD meetup]] || JasperWallace || [[User:Acgrillet|AC Grillet]], [[User:wyan|wyan]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/Relief_Printmaking|Relief printmaking]] - woodcut & linocut printing, all the way through from design to ink on paper. || [[User:Eithin|Eithin]] || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/Wikicode Formatting|Wikicode Formatting]] - How to make these (and other)Wiki pages work better || [[User:Leutha|Leutha]] || [[User:Ms7821|Mark]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/microsplash|MicroSplash]] - collective website making workshop for fun, meaning, genre subversion, intrigue and wellbeing || [[User:Methuselah|Methuselah]] || <br />
|-<br />
| [[Workshops/interactive_video_with_popcorn|Interactive Video with Popcorn]] - A practical workshop about getting started making interactive video. We'll start of with [https://popcorn.webmaker.org/ Mozilla's Popcorn maker] for point and click action and then move into using [http://popcornjs.org/ popcorn.js] for people who are into JavaScript. || [[User:Phillchill|phillchill]] || ||<br />
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|'''Tor / FreeNet (how it works, how to use, what does the source look like?)''' || Anyone using this who wants to run a session? || [[user:PhilJones|Phil Jones]] ||<br />
|-<br />
|"[[devops_workshop|Get into DevOps]]" || Happy to run this || [user:simonvc|Simon VC]] ||<br />
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== General space news ==<br />
* This is the first news in ages. In case you hadn't heard, we moved to a new space, [[447_Hackney_Road | 447 Hackney Road]].<br />
* We recently got more shelves and boxes for member storage. If you don't have box yet get in there quick!<br />
* A new interactive whiteboard has been put up in the classroom<br />
* Jonty has erected a new whiteboard next to the rear entrance for listing broken tools and items needing to be purchased. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/SoiSaLptFl8/KPwGBpk1Qa8J] This is particularly useful for those wishing to report broken items anonymously. We'd rather know about it so we can deal with it, but remember we generally don't get angry if it was an accident or from wear and tear. :)<br />
* [http://aa.net.uk/ Andrews and Arnold] are sponsoring the space by giving us a free IPv6 only FTTC internet connection, this is now up and running alongside the existing IPv4 only FTTC line. Users of the space are reminded that it is still considered unexcellent behaviour to use the Hackspace's connection to do things that could bring it into disrepute e.g. copyright infringement via torrenting or file lockers. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/3AjVIRhABjM/eYC15BdCYKYJ] <br />
* We drafted up an [[Internet_Use_Policy |Internet Use Policy]] to help people understand what's acceptable.<br />
* It's been proposed to start holding "What do you do?" Talks on every other Thursday (first one planned for 13th June). Very roughly: everyone thinks their job is probably quite boring to other people, but everyone is interested in other people's jobs. What do all you startup people do all day? What interesting things have you done at work this week? [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/sdclWtgXEN0/3MqESxguhkQJ]<br />
* [[User:Oni |Oni]] is planning a Sewing Class for 15th June. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/bbyIWkpfghs/Cf7No8KyL6MJ]<br />
* Alessandro (Zipporobotics) plans to be filming his robot project in the space on Friday 7th June. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/tv1NMGw0bik/PXjb4AtjEhcJ]<br />
* [[User:Sci |Sci]] has been doing lots of work on tidying and organising the wiki: [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/CzW72-lkLLg/QKs9KAmSi7AJ]<br />
* Paddy found unlabelled models in the workshop. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/sDylUaSnRZI/SbSZ7YsG-dsJ] If these belong to you please be aware we have [[Rules]] on storing personal items in the space.<br />
* Henry Sands is organising a fund raising [[London_FRAGspace | LAN Party]]<br />
* A 25 metre Long Wire antenna (dubbed the [[Hacktenna]]) was put up in the Car Park running above the fence by tgreer, [[User:Wyan |wyan]], [[User:Wiggler |Vic]] & [[User:Datagramm |Sam]]. It's been tested out on some HF Bands and seems to work well so far!<br />
* A gentle reminder that smelly foods in the space tend to linger so please be conscientious of your fellow hackers and not microwave kippers in the space.<br />
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== Equipment ==<br />
* The [[Equipment/Makita_Chop_Saw | Makita Chop Saw]] is in need of a new blade. [[User:solexious|Solexious]] is taking charge of getting the replacements.<br />
* [[Lasercutter]] still out of action but replacement parts are finally due to be delivered soon.<br />
* The maintainers of the [[Stratasys_FDM_1650 |Stratasys FDM 1650]] have been given until 13th July to get it working otherwise it's to get chucked. Get in touch with them if you think you can help save this monster 3D printer.<br />
* The cafetierre broke. Noko has replaced it with the HUGE one and is hunting for a better replacement. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/YlJ5GZWQR-M/vEmnyBGBUI0J]<br />
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=== New ===<br />
* New Makita jigsaw was pledged for and has arrived.<br />
* Sam Gaus has offered to donate a wood lathe. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/FgfOUqxHaag/NKdizWWENqUJ]<br />
* Jon Russell has offered to donate a 3 row bank of airplane seats. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/uyXZR97zyuY/G3zFr0eI2oYJ]<br />
* Chris Jack has offered to donate a Staubli robot arm. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/8ohpCY8VIP4/NXVwjXyDDyMJ] It's lacking a vital cable though so [[User:Mentar | Mentar]] is taking charge, please get in touch if willing to help.<br />
* Tenyen has offered to donate some chairs. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/BupuoySd3_g/rmAWGIfvCnsJ]<br />
* [[User:Jonty |Jonty]] successfully pledged us a [[Pledge:Weather_Station | Weather Station]]. Just waiting for pledges to pay their bids.<br />
* Nick Johnson contributed a vacuum pen with tips and a stencil8 tooling block in polycarbonate to the space<br />
* The pledge for the [[Donkey_Saw | Donkey Saw]] was successful. It still needs a little work before it's up and running though.<br />
* Elliot West has donated a hoover.<br />
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=== Borrowed ===<br />
* Phil has requested to borrow a drill for a day or two. [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/london-hack-space/hGwwdWzAFYM]<br />
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== Upcoming events ==<br />
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* Thursday 13th June - "What do you do?" Talks<br />
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=== Other events ===<br />
* 8-9th June - Satelitte Hackathon taking place at Harwell Science Park. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/75y92QwtjqA/6dRIZs9O9awJ]<br />
* Tuesday 11th June marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Jurassic Park in cinemas. Dinosaur Party?<br />
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== Projects ==<br />
''Please add a project page for anything here that doesn't have one''<br />
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* [[User:Mars | Martin Klang]] recently started a Kickstarter to fund his [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/marser/owl-programmable-effects-pedal OWL Programmable Effects Pedal]<br />
* [[User:Metz]] will soon be starting on his project to repair his car<br />
* Chris Malloy has requested to work on his hoverbike and is also looking for people willing to help. [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/london-hack-space/et7TkaItixo]<br />
* Hamish Campbell plans to refit an old oil rig lifeboat. [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/OIErfjy5N1A/otU5dcYQzOAJ] Looks like our carpark may not be the place it happens though. :(<br />
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<div>== [[User:Oni|Benjamin Blundell]] ==<br />
Developer and creative technologist, working with Python, C++,WebGL, OpenGL, Android, iOS, Museums, Artists, Creative Studios, Advertising companies and Universities. My company has worked with people like:<br />
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* The British Musueum <br />
* Memo Akten<br />
* The British Library<br />
* Grow Interactive<br />
* Nexus Interactive<br />
* The University of Manchester<br />
* The Perne Library, University of Cambridge<br />
* Edinburgh College of Art<br />
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I work at the intersection of Art, science and technology. I make things like:<br />
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* Interactive installations<br />
* A smart audio guide for musuems<br />
* Computer vision application to recognise coins<br />
* Recreate ancient astronomical objects in WebGL<br />
*... and much more<br />
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Check out [http://www.section9.co.uk http://www.section9.co.uk] for a better idea of the things I do.<br />
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== Alice Wyan ([[User:wyan|wyan]]) ==<br />
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Available for consulting and short/mid term contracts as a web developer and backend engineer.<br />
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Main experience as a backend developer using ruby and RoR, familiar with the frontend side (HTML5, CSS, JS...), as well as Clojure and Common Lisp.<br />
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Previous relevant experience include numeric/computational problem solving and data analysis in science (particle physics) and industry (quantitative analytics in front office banking),<br />
using C++, Fortran, Java and Python (with numpy/scipy), under Windows, Linux and Mac OS X.<br />
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Please check out my [[User:wyan|user profile]] for contact details.<br />
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== Alex Pounds ==<br />
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Backend-focused full stack web developer. Specialising in PHP, Python, and JavaScript, but experienced in most non-Microsoft languages. <br />
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Spent 4 years at Last.fm as a web developer, so able to scale out your project as far as necessary. Enjoys helping shape a product direction, so particularly suited to collaborative work as well as implementation. <br />
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* [http://alexpounds.com/portfolio Example projects]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/cv Skills & experience]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/contact Contact details]<br />
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== Patrick Duncan ==<br />
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Extensive experience of installation, administration and troubleshooting all Windows systems from the start to the present, Servers and Clients.<br><br />
5 years experience of retail systems, all aspects from the tills to the banks.<br><br />
Fair bit of Cisco experience.<br><br />
Adobe ACA in Photoshop and Flash. C&G L3 Dreamweaver and graphics. Basic PHP, Javascript and mySql.<br><br />
20 years experience of component-level electronics troubleshooting/design/etc especially professional audio equipment.<br><br />
20 years of occasional roadie/sound engineer/AV setup and programming.<br><br />
Qualified skydiver, rock climber, fluent Russian.<br><br />
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Open to any offers, contact me by email below:<br><br />
<br />
padski@padski.co.uk<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[User:Nin Lil'izi|Nin Lil'izi]] ==<br />
See linked user page. Desperate for /anything/ she is capable of as now in her 2nd decade of job hunting without any luck so far.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dave Brown ==<br />
Experience of near-real-time data capture, normalisation, storage and analysis. The solutions were typically bespoke as the requirements exceeded the capabilities of ''Commodity Of the Shelf Software'' on the affordable hardware of the time.<br />
<br />
Data processing work has been done on: Windows NT, 2k and 2003; SunOS; Solaris 2.7, 2.8; other OSes since expired. <br />
<br />
For the last 15 years, I have worked mainly in C++. Some smaller or older projects have used Perl, C, C#, Java, JavaScript, SQL, Pascal, Fortran 4, and various assembler and machine codes.<br />
<br />
I am a good choice if you have difficult problems to address: as I can research the area; read the code; investigate the problem and propose solutions.<br />
<br />
For support tasks on commonly used applications there are probably better people to contract.<br />
<br />
I am a moderately competent geek: I use Linux for my personal software development platform, as all the source is available; Windows 7 for my netbook for the convenience; and support my partner's use of Apple laptop and phone.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to dafidbrown@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== Martyn Price ==<br />
<br />
I'm a student of Ethical Hacking for Computer Security at Northumbria university, looking for my 3rd year placement. Willing to work anywhere in the country. Current experience includes all the basic things like SQL, Webdesign (including JS + PHP only using text editors), C etc. over summer will hopefully be learning Python for a project which will be available to view on my blog (http://spectr3.blogspot.co.uk/) which is currently empty due to the project possibly impacting on other people on my course's assignment work. Other experience includes general tinkering and experimenting, building PC's, laptops etc. Also have a keen interest in penetrating wireless networks. <br />
<br />
Contact me : martyncprice@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== [[User:Jackokring@gmail.com|Jacko]] ==<br />
<br />
Degree qualified Electrical and Electronic Engineer with a background in backend website scripting and programming. I have no problem understanding the most technical aspects of computer systems stack from the hardware up. Current interests include robotics and AI. My experimental focus includes using [[http://sites.google.com Google Sites]] and the all new (circa 2014) [[http://script.google.com Script Engine]] which is looking like a good replacement for the AppEngine. Looking for permanent or contract work in hardware or software. Interesting development work prefered over run of the mill maintainance, but both considered. Contact me via the email in my username. Or phone 07454 696 878 and leave an email voice message if I'm not available. Be sure to quote the hackspace as the point of contact.<br />
<br />
= See Also =<br />
* [[SkillSwap]]<br />
* [[JobBoard]]<br />
* [[NonCommercial]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Members]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=AvailableForContracting&diff=46629AvailableForContracting2015-04-27T14:21:44Z<p>Wyan: /* Alice Wyan (wyan) */</p>
<hr />
<div>== [[User:Oni|Benjamin Blundell]] ==<br />
Developer and creative technologist, working with Python, C++,WebGL, OpenGL, Android, iOS, Museums, Artists, Creative Studios, Advertising companies and Universities. My company has worked with people like:<br />
<br />
* The British Musueum <br />
* Memo Akten<br />
* The British Library<br />
* Grow Interactive<br />
* Nexus Interactive<br />
* The University of Manchester<br />
* The Perne Library, University of Cambridge<br />
* Edinburgh College of Art<br />
<br />
I work at the intersection of Art, science and technology. I make things like:<br />
<br />
* Interactive installations<br />
* A smart audio guide for musuems<br />
* Computer vision application to recognise coins<br />
* Recreate ancient astronomical objects in WebGL<br />
*... and much more<br />
<br />
Check out [http://www.section9.co.uk http://www.section9.co.uk] for a better idea of the things I do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Alex Pounds ==<br />
<br />
Backend-focused full stack web developer. Specialising in PHP, Python, and JavaScript, but experienced in most non-Microsoft languages. <br />
<br />
Spent 4 years at Last.fm as a web developer, so able to scale out your project as far as necessary. Enjoys helping shape a product direction, so particularly suited to collaborative work as well as implementation. <br />
<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/portfolio Example projects]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/cv Skills & experience]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/contact Contact details]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Patrick Duncan ==<br />
<br />
Extensive experience of installation, administration and troubleshooting all Windows systems from the start to the present, Servers and Clients.<br><br />
5 years experience of retail systems, all aspects from the tills to the banks.<br><br />
Fair bit of Cisco experience.<br><br />
Adobe ACA in Photoshop and Flash. C&G L3 Dreamweaver and graphics. Basic PHP, Javascript and mySql.<br><br />
20 years experience of component-level electronics troubleshooting/design/etc especially professional audio equipment.<br><br />
20 years of occasional roadie/sound engineer/AV setup and programming.<br><br />
Qualified skydiver, rock climber, fluent Russian.<br><br />
<br />
Open to any offers, contact me by email below:<br><br />
<br />
padski@padski.co.uk<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[User:Nin Lil'izi|Nin Lil'izi]] ==<br />
See linked user page. Desperate for /anything/ she is capable of as now in her 2nd decade of job hunting without any luck so far.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dave Brown ==<br />
Experience of near-real-time data capture, normalisation, storage and analysis. The solutions were typically bespoke as the requirements exceeded the capabilities of ''Commodity Of the Shelf Software'' on the affordable hardware of the time.<br />
<br />
Data processing work has been done on: Windows NT, 2k and 2003; SunOS; Solaris 2.7, 2.8; other OSes since expired. <br />
<br />
For the last 15 years, I have worked mainly in C++. Some smaller or older projects have used Perl, C, C#, Java, JavaScript, SQL, Pascal, Fortran 4, and various assembler and machine codes.<br />
<br />
I am a good choice if you have difficult problems to address: as I can research the area; read the code; investigate the problem and propose solutions.<br />
<br />
For support tasks on commonly used applications there are probably better people to contract.<br />
<br />
I am a moderately competent geek: I use Linux for my personal software development platform, as all the source is available; Windows 7 for my netbook for the convenience; and support my partner's use of Apple laptop and phone.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to dafidbrown@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== Alice Wyan ([[User:wyan|wyan]]) ==<br />
<br />
Available for consulting and short/mid term contracts as a web developer and backend engineer.<br />
<br />
Main experience as a backend developer using ruby and RoR, familiar with the frontend side (HTML5, CSS, JS...), as well as Clojure and Common Lisp.<br />
<br />
Previous relevant experience include numeric/computational problem solving and data analysis in science (particle physics) and industry (quantitative analytics in front office banking),<br />
using C++, Fortran, Java and Python (with numpy/scipy), under Windows, Linux and Mac OS X.<br />
<br />
Please check out my [[User:wyan|user profile]] for contact details.<br />
<br />
== Martyn Price ==<br />
<br />
I'm a student of Ethical Hacking for Computer Security at Northumbria university, looking for my 3rd year placement. Willing to work anywhere in the country. Current experience includes all the basic things like SQL, Webdesign (including JS + PHP only using text editors), C etc. over summer will hopefully be learning Python for a project which will be available to view on my blog (http://spectr3.blogspot.co.uk/) which is currently empty due to the project possibly impacting on other people on my course's assignment work. Other experience includes general tinkering and experimenting, building PC's, laptops etc. Also have a keen interest in penetrating wireless networks. <br />
<br />
Contact me : martyncprice@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== [[User:Jackokring@gmail.com|Jacko]] ==<br />
<br />
Degree qualified Electrical and Electronic Engineer with a background in backend website scripting and programming. I have no problem understanding the most technical aspects of computer systems stack from the hardware up. Current interests include robotics and AI. My experimental focus includes using [[http://sites.google.com Google Sites]] and the all new (circa 2014) [[http://script.google.com Script Engine]] which is looking like a good replacement for the AppEngine. Looking for permanent or contract work in hardware or software. Interesting development work prefered over run of the mill maintainance, but both considered. Contact me via the email in my username. Or phone 07454 696 878 and leave an email voice message if I'm not available. Be sure to quote the hackspace as the point of contact.<br />
<br />
= See Also =<br />
* [[SkillSwap]]<br />
* [[JobBoard]]<br />
* [[NonCommercial]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Members]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=AvailableForContracting&diff=46628AvailableForContracting2015-04-27T14:20:57Z<p>Wyan: /* Alice Wyan (User:wyan) */</p>
<hr />
<div>== [[User:Oni|Benjamin Blundell]] ==<br />
Developer and creative technologist, working with Python, C++,WebGL, OpenGL, Android, iOS, Museums, Artists, Creative Studios, Advertising companies and Universities. My company has worked with people like:<br />
<br />
* The British Musueum <br />
* Memo Akten<br />
* The British Library<br />
* Grow Interactive<br />
* Nexus Interactive<br />
* The University of Manchester<br />
* The Perne Library, University of Cambridge<br />
* Edinburgh College of Art<br />
<br />
I work at the intersection of Art, science and technology. I make things like:<br />
<br />
* Interactive installations<br />
* A smart audio guide for musuems<br />
* Computer vision application to recognise coins<br />
* Recreate ancient astronomical objects in WebGL<br />
*... and much more<br />
<br />
Check out [http://www.section9.co.uk http://www.section9.co.uk] for a better idea of the things I do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Alex Pounds ==<br />
<br />
Backend-focused full stack web developer. Specialising in PHP, Python, and JavaScript, but experienced in most non-Microsoft languages. <br />
<br />
Spent 4 years at Last.fm as a web developer, so able to scale out your project as far as necessary. Enjoys helping shape a product direction, so particularly suited to collaborative work as well as implementation. <br />
<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/portfolio Example projects]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/cv Skills & experience]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/contact Contact details]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Patrick Duncan ==<br />
<br />
Extensive experience of installation, administration and troubleshooting all Windows systems from the start to the present, Servers and Clients.<br><br />
5 years experience of retail systems, all aspects from the tills to the banks.<br><br />
Fair bit of Cisco experience.<br><br />
Adobe ACA in Photoshop and Flash. C&G L3 Dreamweaver and graphics. Basic PHP, Javascript and mySql.<br><br />
20 years experience of component-level electronics troubleshooting/design/etc especially professional audio equipment.<br><br />
20 years of occasional roadie/sound engineer/AV setup and programming.<br><br />
Qualified skydiver, rock climber, fluent Russian.<br><br />
<br />
Open to any offers, contact me by email below:<br><br />
<br />
padski@padski.co.uk<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[User:Nin Lil'izi|Nin Lil'izi]] ==<br />
See linked user page. Desperate for /anything/ she is capable of as now in her 2nd decade of job hunting without any luck so far.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dave Brown ==<br />
Experience of near-real-time data capture, normalisation, storage and analysis. The solutions were typically bespoke as the requirements exceeded the capabilities of ''Commodity Of the Shelf Software'' on the affordable hardware of the time.<br />
<br />
Data processing work has been done on: Windows NT, 2k and 2003; SunOS; Solaris 2.7, 2.8; other OSes since expired. <br />
<br />
For the last 15 years, I have worked mainly in C++. Some smaller or older projects have used Perl, C, C#, Java, JavaScript, SQL, Pascal, Fortran 4, and various assembler and machine codes.<br />
<br />
I am a good choice if you have difficult problems to address: as I can research the area; read the code; investigate the problem and propose solutions.<br />
<br />
For support tasks on commonly used applications there are probably better people to contract.<br />
<br />
I am a moderately competent geek: I use Linux for my personal software development platform, as all the source is available; Windows 7 for my netbook for the convenience; and support my partner's use of Apple laptop and phone.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to dafidbrown@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== Alice Wyan ([[User:wyan|wyan]]) ==<br />
<br />
Available for consulting and short/mid term contracts as a web developer and backend engineer.<br />
<br />
Main experience as a backend developer using ruby and RoR, familiar with the frontend side (HTML5, CSS, JS...), as well as Clojure and Common Lisp.<br />
<br />
Previous relevant experience include numeric/computational problem solving and data analysis in science (particle physics) and industry (quantitative analytics in front office banking),<br />
using C++, Fortran, Java and Python (with numpy/scipy), under Windows, Linux and Mac OS X.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to f i n i t u d at gmail dot com<br />
<br />
== Martyn Price ==<br />
<br />
I'm a student of Ethical Hacking for Computer Security at Northumbria university, looking for my 3rd year placement. Willing to work anywhere in the country. Current experience includes all the basic things like SQL, Webdesign (including JS + PHP only using text editors), C etc. over summer will hopefully be learning Python for a project which will be available to view on my blog (http://spectr3.blogspot.co.uk/) which is currently empty due to the project possibly impacting on other people on my course's assignment work. Other experience includes general tinkering and experimenting, building PC's, laptops etc. Also have a keen interest in penetrating wireless networks. <br />
<br />
Contact me : martyncprice@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== [[User:Jackokring@gmail.com|Jacko]] ==<br />
<br />
Degree qualified Electrical and Electronic Engineer with a background in backend website scripting and programming. I have no problem understanding the most technical aspects of computer systems stack from the hardware up. Current interests include robotics and AI. My experimental focus includes using [[http://sites.google.com Google Sites]] and the all new (circa 2014) [[http://script.google.com Script Engine]] which is looking like a good replacement for the AppEngine. Looking for permanent or contract work in hardware or software. Interesting development work prefered over run of the mill maintainance, but both considered. Contact me via the email in my username. Or phone 07454 696 878 and leave an email voice message if I'm not available. Be sure to quote the hackspace as the point of contact.<br />
<br />
= See Also =<br />
* [[SkillSwap]]<br />
* [[JobBoard]]<br />
* [[NonCommercial]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Members]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=AvailableForContracting&diff=46627AvailableForContracting2015-04-27T14:20:44Z<p>Wyan: /* Ruben Martin (aka wyan) */</p>
<hr />
<div>== [[User:Oni|Benjamin Blundell]] ==<br />
Developer and creative technologist, working with Python, C++,WebGL, OpenGL, Android, iOS, Museums, Artists, Creative Studios, Advertising companies and Universities. My company has worked with people like:<br />
<br />
* The British Musueum <br />
* Memo Akten<br />
* The British Library<br />
* Grow Interactive<br />
* Nexus Interactive<br />
* The University of Manchester<br />
* The Perne Library, University of Cambridge<br />
* Edinburgh College of Art<br />
<br />
I work at the intersection of Art, science and technology. I make things like:<br />
<br />
* Interactive installations<br />
* A smart audio guide for musuems<br />
* Computer vision application to recognise coins<br />
* Recreate ancient astronomical objects in WebGL<br />
*... and much more<br />
<br />
Check out [http://www.section9.co.uk http://www.section9.co.uk] for a better idea of the things I do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Alex Pounds ==<br />
<br />
Backend-focused full stack web developer. Specialising in PHP, Python, and JavaScript, but experienced in most non-Microsoft languages. <br />
<br />
Spent 4 years at Last.fm as a web developer, so able to scale out your project as far as necessary. Enjoys helping shape a product direction, so particularly suited to collaborative work as well as implementation. <br />
<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/portfolio Example projects]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/cv Skills & experience]<br />
* [http://alexpounds.com/contact Contact details]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Patrick Duncan ==<br />
<br />
Extensive experience of installation, administration and troubleshooting all Windows systems from the start to the present, Servers and Clients.<br><br />
5 years experience of retail systems, all aspects from the tills to the banks.<br><br />
Fair bit of Cisco experience.<br><br />
Adobe ACA in Photoshop and Flash. C&G L3 Dreamweaver and graphics. Basic PHP, Javascript and mySql.<br><br />
20 years experience of component-level electronics troubleshooting/design/etc especially professional audio equipment.<br><br />
20 years of occasional roadie/sound engineer/AV setup and programming.<br><br />
Qualified skydiver, rock climber, fluent Russian.<br><br />
<br />
Open to any offers, contact me by email below:<br><br />
<br />
padski@padski.co.uk<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[User:Nin Lil'izi|Nin Lil'izi]] ==<br />
See linked user page. Desperate for /anything/ she is capable of as now in her 2nd decade of job hunting without any luck so far.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Dave Brown ==<br />
Experience of near-real-time data capture, normalisation, storage and analysis. The solutions were typically bespoke as the requirements exceeded the capabilities of ''Commodity Of the Shelf Software'' on the affordable hardware of the time.<br />
<br />
Data processing work has been done on: Windows NT, 2k and 2003; SunOS; Solaris 2.7, 2.8; other OSes since expired. <br />
<br />
For the last 15 years, I have worked mainly in C++. Some smaller or older projects have used Perl, C, C#, Java, JavaScript, SQL, Pascal, Fortran 4, and various assembler and machine codes.<br />
<br />
I am a good choice if you have difficult problems to address: as I can research the area; read the code; investigate the problem and propose solutions.<br />
<br />
For support tasks on commonly used applications there are probably better people to contract.<br />
<br />
I am a moderately competent geek: I use Linux for my personal software development platform, as all the source is available; Windows 7 for my netbook for the convenience; and support my partner's use of Apple laptop and phone.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to dafidbrown@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== Alice Wyan ([[User:wyan]]) ==<br />
<br />
Available for consulting and short/mid term contracts as a web developer and backend engineer.<br />
<br />
Main experience as a backend developer using ruby and RoR, familiar with the frontend side (HTML5, CSS, JS...), as well as Clojure and Common Lisp.<br />
<br />
Previous relevant experience include numeric/computational problem solving and data analysis in science (particle physics) and industry (quantitative analytics in front office banking),<br />
using C++, Fortran, Java and Python (with numpy/scipy), under Windows, Linux and Mac OS X.<br />
<br />
Please contact me by email to f i n i t u d at gmail dot com<br />
<br />
== Martyn Price ==<br />
<br />
I'm a student of Ethical Hacking for Computer Security at Northumbria university, looking for my 3rd year placement. Willing to work anywhere in the country. Current experience includes all the basic things like SQL, Webdesign (including JS + PHP only using text editors), C etc. over summer will hopefully be learning Python for a project which will be available to view on my blog (http://spectr3.blogspot.co.uk/) which is currently empty due to the project possibly impacting on other people on my course's assignment work. Other experience includes general tinkering and experimenting, building PC's, laptops etc. Also have a keen interest in penetrating wireless networks. <br />
<br />
Contact me : martyncprice@gmail.com<br />
<br />
== [[User:Jackokring@gmail.com|Jacko]] ==<br />
<br />
Degree qualified Electrical and Electronic Engineer with a background in backend website scripting and programming. I have no problem understanding the most technical aspects of computer systems stack from the hardware up. Current interests include robotics and AI. My experimental focus includes using [[http://sites.google.com Google Sites]] and the all new (circa 2014) [[http://script.google.com Script Engine]] which is looking like a good replacement for the AppEngine. Looking for permanent or contract work in hardware or software. Interesting development work prefered over run of the mill maintainance, but both considered. Contact me via the email in my username. Or phone 07454 696 878 and leave an email voice message if I'm not available. Be sure to quote the hackspace as the point of contact.<br />
<br />
= See Also =<br />
* [[SkillSwap]]<br />
* [[JobBoard]]<br />
* [[NonCommercial]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Members]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Pledge:_Darkroom&diff=46626Pledge: Darkroom2015-04-27T14:15:48Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>__NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__<br />
We've been planning to build a darkroom for the new space since we got in. The room will be a multi-purpose darkroom. <br />
*Develop and create experiments with film.<br />
*It would be useable for screen printing for one thing. You could print t-shirts, posters, graphics; using either 35mm film, or printed transparencies, or even contact printing the silhouettes of objects.<br />
*Experimenting with processes like cyanotype aka blueprints (a super simple and cheap photographic process). You can actually brush the 'emulsion' directly on materials like fabric, paper and wood, expose to light and then just develop the image simply with water.<br />
*Making simple pinhole cameras.<br />
*Photographic etching of metal, much like the pcb etching process. Used to create designs on metal, or print the etchings onto paper with ink.<br />
*Exposing photosensitive copper laminate to UV for PCBs.<br />
<br />
Pledge closed: <br />
'''Target achieved! '''<br />
<br />
Please pay in your pledges into the hackspace(viewable on the [https://london.hackspace.org.uk/donate.php donation] page) account and make sure to use the reference '''DARKROOM''', once paid please mark them as PAID below. <br />
<br />
Thanks <br />
<br />
'''Pledge leader:''' [[User:Blanca|Blanca]] or [[User:padski|Paddy]] or [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
<br />
===Budget estimation===<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
|Wall- (plasterboard 14 sheets - £70 and CLS 21 - £105 )<br />
|£175<br />
|- <br />
|Plumbing (not including sink)<br />
|£30<br />
|-<br />
|Screws <br />
|£10<br />
|- <br />
|Frame Fixings <br />
|£10<br />
|- <br />
|Glue Etc<br />
|£10<br />
|-<br />
|Blackout fabric<br />
|£30 <br />
|-<br />
|Door<br />
|£50<br />
|-<br />
|50 meter roll of cable 2.5 mm<br />
|£32<br />
|-<br />
|Electrical Conduit + accs..<br />
|£23<br />
|-<br />
|Sockets 13A 2-Gang<br />
Single Pole Switch Socket Metal-Clad x 4<br />
|£20<br />
|-<br />
|Sink<br />
|£100 <br />
|-<br />
|TOTAL<br />
|£490<br />
|}<br />
<br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:tolland|Tom Hodder]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:alexp|Alex P]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£110 -- wyan</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:padski|PaddyD]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:Deanforbes|Dean]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£40 -- Sally Golding</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£30 -- [[User:Blanca|Blanca]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 --[[User:Mr_Moonhead|Max Bye]] </s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:Bouvierpatron|Pierre]] </s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- Karel Doing</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£50 -- Fritz Stolberg</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- Rohan Thomas</s> '''paid'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:DanCole|Dan Cole]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
*<s>£10 -- [[User:Rob_Kam|Rob Kam]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
*<s> £20 -- [[User:Sully|Sully]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* £20 -- [[User:Ai3x|AlexB]]<br />
*<s> £40 -- [[Fabrizio D'Amico Videohackspace]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
<br />
Running total: £490<br />
<br />
Approximate target: '''£490'''<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Pledges]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Pledge:_Power_in_the_yard&diff=46625Pledge: Power in the yard2015-04-27T14:15:17Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>__NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Pledge opened:''' Tuesday 8th April<br />
<br />
'''Pledge leader:''' chixor<br />
<br />
'''Pledge deadline:''' Tuesday 15th April<br />
<br />
==Introduction==<br />
Some exciting things are happening in the yard. There's been talk of improving our BBQ area with proper lighting and a hydroponic veggie garden, not to mention the large shed that might become a radio shack and/or spray booth soon.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately, nearly all of these projects requires power. This pledge is to raise enough money to run a power line from the ground floor out along the brick wall on the east side of the yard. The power line will be fitted with enough outlets to support all plans mentioned above.<br />
<br />
===Budget estimation===<br />
Total cost of materials including points, cabling, etc: £250 <br />
<br />
===Specification===<br />
Paddy and Russ have planned this out, taking account of relevant regulations and our current power infrastructure. I believe the plan is to run a new line of power from the switch board through the back door and along the brick wall, terminating at the BBQ area.<br />
<br />
===Progress===<br />
There is now a live 32A supply to the consumer unit in the cabin, also 2 live 13A waterproof sockets on the wall alongside Solexious's left hand.<br><br />
The cable as yet is not set in stone, so the 2 sockets and cform can be relocated if necessary<br><br />
A 16A cform socket will follow shortly for the caravan, when I have the appropriate conduit.<br><br />
Reconnection of the cabin lights + sockets will also follow shortly.<br><br />
Paddy<br />
<br />
<br />
==Pledges==<br />
* <s>£20 -- Sarah</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- tgreer</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:Solexious|Solexious]] ([[User talk:Solexious|talk]])</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£10 -- Rob Kam</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£30 -- [[User:Flux|Flux]] ([[User talk:Flux|talk]])</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£20 -- [[User:MatStace|MatStace]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£30 -- [[User:MattP|MattP]] ([[User talk:MattP|talk]])</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:Bmsleight|Bmsleight]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:Artag|Adrian]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £10 -- [[User:CaptainTerrible|TimR]] <br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:CDave|cDave]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £10 -- Phil Senior-PAID<br />
* <s>£10 -- [[User:wyan|wyan]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* <s>£50 -- London Hackspace (20% for infrastructure pledge)</s> '''PAID'''<br />
<br />
Running total: '''£250'''<br />
<br />
Target: '''£250'''<br />
<br />
Target Reached! Please send your money to the London Hackspace account (the same account you pay your membership) and use the reference 'POWER'. Then mark your name as '''PAID'''.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Pledges]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Garden&diff=46624Garden2015-04-27T14:14:56Z<p>Wyan: /* People */</p>
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<div>== Space Allocation ==<br />
<br />
Maybe about a 1/4 of the yard?<br />
<br />
== Planning ==<br />
<br />
We're going to meet on the 12th at the [[447_Hackney_Road/Spacewarming_Party|space warming party]] to see what mix of skills & commitment we've got.<br />
<br />
Sarah's proposal for a [[Garden/Hydroponics Veggie Garden|Hydroponics Veggie Garden]]<br />
<br />
== Got ==<br />
<br />
* a picnic table<br />
* a promise of ultra-cheap compost from the Leytonstone community garden<br />
* likewise, plenty of spent grains from [[Brewing]] for compost<br />
* Hackney council offer free deliveries of compost in bulk - 15 tonnes of it in a truck: http://www.hackney.gov.uk/greenerliving-how-compost.htm<br />
<br />
== Plants inside the space ==<br />
<br />
On the window sill in the craft area near the laser cutter we've got:<br />
<br />
* Some cacti<br />
* Some sunflower seeds which are germinating atm<br />
* 2 x spider plants<br />
* 3 pots planted with fairly random seeds that Jasper had left over, some of: nasturtiums, large blue poppys, sweet pea's of a few kinds, mixed wildflowers. Most said "Plant by 2012" so I don't know how many will germinate, will probably need splitting up and planting out if they do germinate<br />
<br />
== Needed ==<br />
<br />
=== Generally ===<br />
* BBQ<br />
* pots<br />
* planters<br />
* raised beds<br />
* soil<br />
* compost<br />
* plants<br />
* etc…<br />
<br />
=== If we're doing hydro/aqua ===<br />
* grow lights<br />
* pumps<br />
* tanks etc.<br />
* tarpaulin (for a pallet base vertical garden like [http://lifeonthebalcony.com/how-to-turn-a-pallet-into-a-garden here])<br />
* plastic bottles for hanging garden (either [http://scraphacker.com/pet-garden/ this] or [http://louisxfourie.hubpages.com/hub/Recycling-plastic-bottles this])<br />
<br />
== People ==<br />
<br />
* [[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
* [[User:LauraB|Laura]]<br />
* [[User:Nokomis|Clare]]<br />
* [[User:Eithin|Sam]]<br />
* [[User:Billy Smith|Billy Smith]]<br />
* [[User:Mentar|Mentar]]<br />
* [[User:Naomijlea|Naomi]]<br />
* [[User:jonty|jonty]]<br />
* [[User:Maow|Kitty]]<br />
* [[User:Geekinesis|carl]]<br />
* [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
* [[User:Ganly|Steve Ganly]] keen to set up an aquaponics system<br />
* [[User:ChaiWarrior|Ben Huss]]<br />
* [[User:Chixor|Sarah Simmonds]]<br />
* Add your name here!<br />
<br />
== Link dump ==<br />
<br />
* http://lifehacker.com/5202849/grow-100-lbs-of-potatoes-in-4-square-feet<br />
* http://r-urban-wick.net/events/builda-carbonised-plant-regulated-growing-system<br />
* http://www.capitalgrowth.org/<br />
* http://www.lbka.org.uk/pollinator_friendly_plants.html<br />
* http://thelondonorchardproject.org/<br />
* http://www.lbka.org.uk/seed_shop.html<br />
* http://www.pennardplants.com/products.php?cat=289<br />
* http://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/en/moretreesmoregood/free-trees/Pages/free-tree-packs.aspx<br />
<br />
* http://www.windowfarms.com<br />
* http://www.brooklyngrangefarm.com<br />
* http://gothamgreens.com<br />
* http://www.realseeds.co.uk/<br />
* http://www.orangepippintrees.co.uk/<br />
* http://smallworldstratfordvillage.co.uk/5um/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=50:plant-regulated-growing-systems&catid=1:village-voice&Itemid=4<br />
* http://www.josho.com/gardening.htm<br />
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFs5V4YaTY Aquaponics example system<br />
* http://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/hsl/<br />
<br />
[[Category:Premises]]<br />
[[Category:Agriculture]]<br />
[[Category:Infrastructure]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Pledge:_Wood_Turning&diff=46623Pledge: Wood Turning2015-04-27T14:14:38Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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<div>__NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__<br />
''We are looking at purchasing wood turning equipment for the space.''<br />
<br />
Pledge opened: ''21 Mar 14''<br />
<br />
The intention will be for most of the parts which require care and attention (the chisels which need sharpening) to be kept in the PL(A)YWOOD lockers.<br />
<br />
I have added (and reduced my pledge accordingly):<br />
* Live Centre <br />
* Spindle gouge <br />
* Bowl gouge <br />
* Parting tool <br />
* Skew chisel <br />
<br />
We really need to add a roughing gouge for more serious work and a chuck.<br />
<br />
After this there is a near limitless variety of chisels available. Four of the more common ones would be nice to have.<br />
<br />
The wood lathe has a slightly awkward 1" 12tpi right hand spindle and 7/8" 12tpi left hand spindle.<br />
<br />
We could use a [http://www.woodenpost.com/products/change_spindle_size_on_lathe.htm spindle adapter] to change the thread of the spindle from the unusual 1" 12tpi to 1" 8tpi which would allow us to use easier to obtain chucks.<br />
<br />
'''Pledge leader:''' [[User:MartinLee|MartinLee]]<br />
<br />
==The items==<br />
* Chuck (~£125)<br />
* Roughing gouge (£15)<br />
* Misc. chisels (£80) <br />
<br />
<br />
===Budget estimation===<br />
TBC<br />
<br />
==Pledges==<br />
* £10 -- Blapto<br />
* £10 -- Will U.<br />
* £10 -- Robin<br />
* £10 -- Felix<br />
* £20 -- [[User:wyan|(wyan)]]<br />
* £20 -- [[User:Pseudomonas|Pseudomonas]]<br />
* £20 -- Antonio<br />
* £30 -- [[User:FrankE|FrankE]]<br />
<br />
Running total: '''£130'''<br />
<br />
Target: '''~£230''<br />
<br />
[[Category:Pledges]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Project:Hacktenna&diff=46622Project:Hacktenna2015-04-27T14:14:18Z<p>Wyan: </p>
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<div>{{Project|name=Hacktenna|created=01/06/2013|modified=22/06/2013|members= tgreer, [[User:Wyan |wyan]], [[User:Wiggler |Vic]], [[User:Datagramm |Sam]], [[User:Filbert|Filbert]] }}<br />
<br />
'''Sadly the Hacktenna died in a violent encounter with a large vehicle formerly used for public mass transport. This information is for reference.<br />
'''<br />
<br />
The Hacktenna was built by the Ham Radio hackers on the 1st of June 2013. <br />
<br />
It is a random length wire (with random length being around 20m) hanging about 1m above the fence, and insulated from the transmission line by a ferrite choke with five loops of wire. The antenna can be easily tuned with an ATU in most HF bands.<br />
<br />
Orientation is roughly N/S, so we hope to be able to communicate on the E/W direction (which leaves out Africa, unfortunately).<br />
<br />
We did two way contact with Italy, and heard several stations from Russia, Germany, and the UK.<br />
<br />
'''Update'''<br />
<br />
The wire length was altered and better tuned to the 20m band on the 22nd June 2013 by Filbert & TGreer<br />
<br />
[[File:Ham_hacktenna_soldering_a.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Ham_hacktenna_hanging_antenna_a.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Ham_hacktenna_hanging_antenna_b.jpg]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Ham_hacktenna_soldering_b.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Ham hacktenna tuning.jpg]]<br />
<br />
Photography by [[User:Wiggler|Vic (M6BOK)]], used with permission.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Projects]]<br />
[[Category:Space_Infrastructure_Projects]]<br />
[[Category:Amateur Radio]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=SkillSwap&diff=46621SkillSwap2015-04-27T14:12:27Z<p>Wyan: /* Ruben (wyan) */</p>
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<div>Swap time for personal and non-profit projects. Don't swap skills for commercial projects, the tax man will hunt you down and eat you.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Luke Testa aka lukemtesta ===<br />
<br />
==== Skills ====<br />
<br />
Electronic Engineering Grad specializing in parallel computing, computer visions and computer graphics. Industrial experience in wireless comms.<br />
<br />
* Programming: C/C++, Java, C#, openCV, openGL, CUDA, POSIX, MATLAB, SCPI<br />
* Maths: High-Level Engineering Mathematics (Algebra, Matrices and Geometry).<br />
* Hardware Experience: 4 years+<br />
* Embedded: mBed, Arduino, Rasberry Pi<br />
<br />
==== wants ====<br />
<br />
* Anyone with interesting project ideas (visions/graphics) or someone who wants someone to teach them one or two things about being a real techy geek.<br />
* I cant draw for shit so helpful artists would make my head blow.<br />
<br />
* More geeky stuff: UAV projects<br />
** Unity Developers/openGL developers for graphics projects<br />
** Control systems for avionics<br />
** Embedded devs with (I^2)C or BlueTooth/RF familiarity<br />
<br />
=== Darren McDonald aka Renski ===<br />
====Skills====<br />
*IT Security / Pen Testing / Hacking<br />
** I will be tempted to involve the police if anyone asks me to do anything remotely shady. Don't even bother asking.<br />
*Programming<br />
** Good with C, C++, Java SE, PHP, HTML<br />
** Just about manage in C#, JavaScript, Asm x86, Python, Perl<br />
* Operating Systems<br />
** Can setup and configure pretty much anything on Linux, BIND/Apache/LibVirt/SSHD/SMTP/etc<br />
<br />
====Wants====<br />
Current<br />
* Help making my personal website look more pretty and organised, but only using static content such as HTML/CSS. No dynamic code.<br />
Future<br />
* I've no artistic talent whatsoever, so I'm unable to make anything remotely pleasing to the eye.<br />
<br />
----<br />
Hi Darren, I'm still quite new to web design but could probably help you out there, pretty good with css. I'm in need of some php help. Only just joined so not sure how all this works.<br />
<br />
=== Jim MacArthur aka srimech ===<br />
====Skills====<br />
* Low level programming <br />
** x86, ARM and POWER assembler and things related to code generation (compilers, DBTs and JITs)<br />
** C and C++ (as long as you don't need exceptions)<br />
** C for AVR processors<br />
** Older Microchip PIC asm (PIC16F87*) <br />
* Some Perl, Java and Python, not a guru though<br />
* OpenSCAD and PyGame<br />
<br />
====Wants====<br />
* Someone to teach him how to make Turkish coffee well<br />
* Lathe training<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
=== Alex Coulcher aka moonthug ===<br />
====Skills====<br />
* Good At (and used commercially)<br />
** PHP[ZendFramework, CodeIgniter], c/c++[Arduino, OpenFrameworks, OpenCV etc], Java[SE, Processing], as3[Flash, Flex, AIR], JS[node.js, jQuery], HTML/CSS...<br />
* Pretty good at<br />
** c#[mono], Objective-c<br />
* Non development stuff<br />
** Strong design background<br />
<br />
====Wants====<br />
* A fun, creative, crazy, (design output based), projects<br />
* To learn hardware/AVR development<br />
<br />
Hey Moonthug, I don't know if you're still on the look out for crazy projects. I'm a tech loving stand up and have a fun thing I'm looking for a collaborator on. Don't know if it is crazy enough for you. How do we get in touch? All the best, Sanderson<br />
----<br />
<br />
=== Maciek Baron aka Maciek (/ˈmatɕɛk/) ===<br />
====Skills====<br />
* IT Security / Pen Testing / Sec Evaluating / Hacking<br />
** Don't ask me to hack your friend's website / Facebook profile<br />
* Web dev skills<br />
** Javascript (jQuery, Node.js etc.), PHP, Python, HTML etc..<br />
* Setting up Unix machines (most experience with Linux, especially Debian based distros)<br />
* Cooking<br />
** No seriously, I can teach you some cool/geeky cooking techniques<br />
====Wants====<br />
* Learn hardware development (electronics)<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
=== Tom Hodder aka tolland (tom@limepepper.co.uk) ===<br />
====Skills====<br />
* IT <br />
** infrastructure<br />
** Linux/Java/chef<br />
* Medicinal Chemistry (current student of)<br />
** <br />
====Wants====<br />
* Arduino project skills<br />
* sensors/sensing components<br />
* data acquisition to flash<br />
<br />
I am working on some research ideas that have data logging requirements. I would like to team up with some electronics hackspacers for some collaborative work.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
=== Benny ===<br />
==== Skills ====<br />
*CAD <br />
*Parametric modelling (grasshopper, revit) - basic<br />
*Online crate digging (mp3s etc)<br />
*Ableton Live<br />
*Great salads<br />
==== Wants ====<br />
*Joinery<br />
*Workshop skills<br />
*MaxMSP / MaxForLive<br />
*Arduino / Midi controller tinkering projects<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
=== Jacko ===<br />
==== Skills ====<br />
*Optimization and Debugging of Code<br />
*Mathematics and Algorithms<br />
*Databases<br />
*Physics including Quantum mechanics and Relativity<br />
*Degree Level Electronics and Programming of Micro-controllers<br />
==== Wants ====<br />
*Small Stepper Motors (*2)<br />
*Small 3cm Wide 10cm Long Piece of Artificial Fur<br />
*A Bass Guitarist to Test Pre-amplifier Design<br />
*Interesting Problems to Have a Think about Solving<br />
<br />
<br />
= See Also =<br />
* [[JobBoard]]<br />
* [[AvailableForContracting]]<br />
* [[NonCommercial]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Infrastructure]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Subgroups&diff=46620Subgroups2015-04-27T14:11:42Z<p>Wyan: /* Photography darkroom */</p>
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<div>Some of the fluid subgroups at London Hackspace. This is an attempt to make it easier for newcomers to get an idea of the kinds of regular meet-ups and projects you can get involved in.<br />
<br />
You can always mail the hackspace mailing list with questions - contacts details here are for when you need to direct something specifically to the group or on IRC.<br />
<br />
See also [[List_of_mailing_lists|the list of mailing lists]].<br />
<br />
== [[PL(A)YWOOD|Woodwork]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[user:Wackowill|Will]], [http://www.twitter.com/playwood_co @playwood_co] or [http://playwood.co PL(A)YWOOD]<br />
<br />
== [[Project:Darkroom|Photography darkroom]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:wyan|wyan]] or the people listed on the project page<br />
<br />
== [[Project:Biohacking|Biohacking]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:Mycoplasma|Will]], [[User:Bugs|Bugs]], [[User:wzdd|Wzdd]]<br />
<br />
== [[Project:Biohardware|Biohardware hacking]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:tolland|Tom H]]<br />
<br />
This is effectively a subgroup of the biohackers. The idea is to focus on the understanding and construction of tools and equipment useful to biotechnology.<br />
<br />
== [[Music_Hack_Space|Music]] ==<br />
Contacts: Jean-Baptiste, [[User:Mars | Martin Klang]]<br />
<br />
== [[London 3D]] ==<br />
For those interested in 3D printers and manufacturing. See [[London 3D]] for meeting details or speak to Glen.<br />
<br />
Not to be confused with [http://www.meetup.com/London3D-printers/ London 3D printers], which meets in Camden.<br />
<br />
== [[Mind Hackers]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:Dmi|dmi]] or [[User:MattP|Matt]] or [[User:TheHypnotist|Morris aka TheHypnotist]]<br />
<br />
== [[Not_Just_Arduino| Not Just Arduino]] ==<br />
<br />
Contact: [[User:Marcbarto|Marc Barto]] and [[User:deanforbes| Dean]]<br />
<br />
== [[Ham_Radio|Amateur Radio]] ==<br />
Contacts: tgreer, kraptv, Paul2, wyan, Ridpojken<br />
<br />
== [[Gamejam]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:V21|v21]]<br />
<br />
== [[Project:Young_Hackspace|Young Hackspace]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:martind|Martin]]<br />
<br />
== [[Textiles]], thread, material ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:Eb4890|Will]]<br />
<br />
== [[Project:Lockpicking|Sport lockpicking]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:JohnNaughton|John]], [[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
<br />
== [[3 in 1 lathe]] ==<br />
<br />
<br />
[[3 in 1 lathe]]<br />
Contacts: [[User:TBC|TBC]], [[TBC|TBC]]<br />
http://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/view/Lathe_Training<br />
<br />
== [[Projects/USBGroup | USB]] ==<br />
<br />
Contacts: not sure.<br />
<br />
== [[Workshops/hackthemedia|Hackthemedia (workshops about video - media)]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:Marcbarto| Marc Barto]], [[User:hamishcampbell | Hamish]]<br />
<br />
==[http://www.graphicshackspace.org Graphics Hackspace] ==<br />
<br />
Contacts: [[User:Oni|Oni]]<br />
[http://www.graphicshackspace.org http://www.graphicshackspace.org]<br />
<br />
== [[VideoHackspace]] ==<br />
[http://www.videohackspace.org http://www.videohackspace.org]<br />
Contacts: [[User:Vjhash|Vjhash]]<br />
<br />
== [[Brewing]] ==<br />
Contacts: detonate, Ross Morgan, Russ Garrett<br />
<br />
== [[Bees]] ==<br />
Contacts: Henry Sands<br />
<br />
== [[Robotics]] ==<br />
Contacts: [[User:mentar|mentar]]<br />
<br />
==[[London_Hackspace_Linux_User_Group | Linux User Group]]==<br />
Contacts: [[User:JPoser | Joe Poser]], [[User:Emuboy | Andrea Campanella]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Groups]]<br />
[[Category:Infrastructure]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Project:Darkroom&diff=46619Project:Darkroom2015-04-27T14:04:47Z<p>Wyan: /* Who's involved? */</p>
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<div>[[File:project_darkroom.jpg|500px|thumb|The space]]<br />
= Status = <br />
A new group is forming to set up a new darkroom/wet lab in the new space! [[User:Blanca|Blanca Regina]] 19:23, 9 February 2014 (UTC)<br />
We are gonna pledge for the materials we need and try to get on the construction to have something ready before the open day 1st june 2014<br />
<br />
= What is it? = <br />
A multipurpose space,a combined darkroom & wet room, ideal for photographers, film developing and screen printing and other people who want to do dark, wet things. The initial goal is to set the darkroom up and running suitable for black & white developing/printing/toning/screenprinting.<br />
<br />
In the diagram, you can see the wet working area is at the back of the room. There's is the plumbing ready to fit a sink at one end. This bench is for all "wet work" – processing film and more. a In front of this area a big table 2 meters long at least for "dry area". We will build storage shelves under the benches and above the sink. <br />
<br />
= Where is it? = <br />
In the basement<br />
<br />
<br />
= What's the state of play? = <br />
[[File:Darkroom.png|200px|thumb|A sketch of the darkroom layout proposal in the basement. New wall is highlighted in red.]]<br />
PDF version of the darkroom layout proposal: [[File:Darkroom_Proposal.pdf]]<br />
<br />
So far, the plumbing is ready. There are some small sinks but ideally we will like to get an industrial one with shower or around 1.5 meters long ( 100 pounds second hand)<br><br />
Sat 10th Jan 2015 Update:<br><br />
We acquired a proper darkroom 3-section sink (see pic) <br><br />
[[File:Darkroom-sink-overview.jpg|200px|thumb|The Sink]]<br />
Walls about 2/3 done. Electrics started. Double tube fitting installed (working) above etch tank to replace the one which needed removal to facilitate the wall.<br />
There is need to build up a wall that divides it from the etching and dry area and isolates it from the dust and other workshop facilities.<br />
As well there is a need to build the wall and set up a curtain as its sketched in the map.<br />
For the hot water we might need a heater. There is one for the kitchen facilities that is in storage we need to ask for it or another.<br />
There is some photography equipment but we may need to get all back and in good night. <br />
Locate the light unit for a light table and screen-print. Along that fit the rest of the equipment for film and screenprint processing<br />
Currently there's '''two''' sockets. All need to be rewired around the room-<br />
<br />
We need a light switch (pull-switch inline on fluoro probably) on the inside of the room with a light on the outside that will show if someone is working on the room, and a working lock (which is unlockable from the outside using a large flat-blade screwdriver in case of emergencies). The light switch and the door lock handle both have glow in the dark tape on it. This should be safe for most film purposes but generally keep your film away from it when loading it into the developing tanks (when we acquire these). Also need red (and maybe dark yellow) safelight installed.<br />
After all the room needs to be blacked out. <br />
<br />
Still on the To Do list: <br />
# Finish the walls, mount & plumb in sink, finish electrics.<br />
# Run some test sessions & inductions to the dark/wet room.<br />
# Plan the workshops for photography developing, film and screenprint<br />
<br />
= Who's involved? = <br />
* [[User:padski|PaddyD]]<br />
* [[User:Tgreer|tgreer]]<br />
* [[User:Blanca|Blanca Regina]]<br />
* Sally Golding<br />
* [[User:wyan|wyan]]<br />
* [[User:Bouvierpatron|Pierre]] <br />
* [[User:Doing|Doing]] <br />
* Syd Kemp<br />
* [[User:Mr_Moonhead|Max Bye]] <br />
Those involved in same at Cremer St:<br />
* Phil helped out by building the benches and helping attach blackout curtain frames around the windows.<br />
* Nicholas helped clean out the room so we could see what's staying and what was just being stored in the room.<br />
* Paddy D plumbed in a sink (wombled to us by Billy) // again Paddy (doing some plumbing)<br />
* [[User:Atom]] helped with building and equipment setup <br />
* [[User:bugs|bugs]] was very helpful in explaining a biohacker's needs for the room. <br />
* [[User:bluboxthief|bluboxthief]] was willing to pick up donated equipment.<br />
* Others wombled up equipment. <br />
<br />
<br />
== Other interested people ==<br />
* Simon Klyne<br />
* Kitty Wong <br />
* Alex P<br />
* Shim<br />
* Smfenn<br />
* Laura<br />
* [[User:jasiek|jasiek]]<br />
* [[User:Datagramm|datagramm]]<br />
* [[User:Yuripattison|Yuri Pattison]]<br />
* Matt Kay<br />
* [[User:Lesterhawksby]]<br />
<br />
= Shopping list = <br />
<br />
See pledge page https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/view/Pledge:_Darkroom<br />
<br />
<br />
Measures <br />
<br />
Tall of the side 2.50 <br />
Tall of the front 2.46<br />
Tall inside 2.70 <br />
Tall where the grey floor .269<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I just got this infos extra about suppliers ( Alice White recommended this ) arnold laver . Timberworld.co.uk<br />
Phone 01708529500<br />
<br />
== Curtains for isolating== <br />
== Big industrial sink==<br />
<br />
A big darkroom sink has now been obtained from [[User:Lesterhawksby]]'s garden shed with transport help from Paddy and Tgreer but needs a lot of cleaning up. Warning, it seems to be acrylic under the paint, so don't try to clean it with extreme heat or strong chemicals without doing a test patch first.<br />
<br />
== Photography ==<br />
* Chemical storage tanks/bottles for working solution (ideally burpable ones)<br />
<br />
= Future Projects =<br />
* Workshops<br />
* Film processing (photo, 8 and 16mm)<br />
* Screenprint<br />
* Holography<br />
* [http://www.imagesco.com/articles/kirlian/kirlian-photography-device.html Kirlian Photography]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Projects]]<br />
[[Category:Infrastructure]]<br />
[[Category:Space_Infrastructure_Projects]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:Darkroom&diff=46618Group:Darkroom2015-04-27T14:04:13Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Group<br />
|name=Darkroom<br />
|when=TBA<br />
|what=<br />
|time=TBA<br />
|recurring=0}}<br />
<br />
The darkroom group is currently building the darkroom. Please keep an eye on the main list for information about our next meetings, or read the [[Project:Darkroom|project page]] for more info.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:Darkroom&diff=46617Group:Darkroom2015-04-27T14:03:54Z<p>Wyan: Created page with "{{Group |name=Darkroom |when=TBA |what= |time= |recurring=0}} The darkroom group is currently building the darkroom. Please keep an eye on the main list for information about..."</p>
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<div>{{Group<br />
|name=Darkroom<br />
|when=TBA<br />
|what=<br />
|time=<br />
|recurring=0}}<br />
<br />
The darkroom group is currently building the darkroom. Please keep an eye on the main list for information about our next meetings, or read the [[Project:Darkroom|project page]] for more info.</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46616User:Wyan2015-04-27T13:58:58Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User<br />
|name=Alice Wyan<br />
|url=<br />
|twitter=wyan<br />
|email=<br />
|irc=wyan<br />
|groups=MathSpace,Amateur Radio,Darkroom<br />
}}<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
[[File:Wyan.jpg|left|100px]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist, dude! Well, kinda. I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics.<br />
<br />
At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Learning hardcore Maths for some reason... also hoping to get back to the darkroom as soon as we have one.<br />
<br />
=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
<br />
=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths!<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
<br />
==== My other selfs ====<br />
••• [http://twitter.com/#!/wyan twitter] ••• [http://github.com/finitud github] ••• [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr] ••• [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud StackOverflow CV] ••• gmail: f i n i t u d •••</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=User:Wyan&diff=46615User:Wyan2015-04-27T13:57:46Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User<br />
|name=Alice Wyan<br />
|url=<br />
|twitter=wyan<br />
|email=<br />
|irc=wyan<br />
|groups=MathSpace<br />
}}<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
[[File:Wyan.jpg|left|100px]]<br />
I'm a rocket scientist, dude! Well, kinda. I did spent quite a chunk of my life devoted to particle physics.<br />
<br />
At the moment I'm looking for work. My last role was as a Ruby developer at the Money Advice Service.<br />
<br />
<br />
==== Cool stuff ====<br />
Learning hardcore Maths for some reason... also hoping to get back to the darkroom as soon as we have one.<br />
<br />
=====Interests=====<br />
*Web development (Ruby on Rails, HTML5, CSS, JS, Sinatra...)<br />
*Photography (film & digital)<br />
*Arduino<br />
*Amateur radio (Callsigns: M0GXD, EA4FYQ)<br />
*Outdoors, trekking, climbing<br />
*Coffee and beer<br />
<br />
=====Current projects=====<br />
*Getting the weather station online<br />
*Clojure and Node.js<br />
<br />
=====Projects on hold=====<br />
*Maths!<br />
*Play with the Z80 CPU<br />
*Design&build a vintage-style computer based on the Z80<br />
*Darkroom photography<br />
<br />
=====Previous projects=====<br />
*Tiny web forum in Common Lisp<br />
*PockeTerm<br />
<br />
=====At some point...=====<br />
*Homebrewing<br />
*Coffee roasting<br />
<br />
==== My other selfs ====<br />
••• [http://twitter.com/#!/wyan twitter] ••• [http://github.com/finitud github] ••• [http://flickr.com/photos/wyanpowers flickr] ••• [http://careers.stackoverflow.com/finitud StackOverflow CV] ••• gmail: f i n i t u d •••</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=OfficeClearJune2015&diff=46137OfficeClearJune20152015-03-22T22:29:42Z<p>Wyan: /* Costed items */</p>
<hr />
<div>In mid June 2015 we will be able to remove leftover items from a bank office that is moving to new premises.<br />
<br />
All remaining equipment will have been decommissioned by the weekend of the 20th and be available for removal.<br />
<br />
Some items are available for a nominal fee, others are available for free.<br />
<br />
Which items we are interested in needs to be arranged in advance as a the office needs to arrange disposal and get advance quotes from clearence firms.<br />
<br />
== Costed items ==<br />
<br />
Below is a compilation of items interest has been expressed in, their available number and any suggested price to ensure.<br />
<br />
'''Wheeled office chairs'''<br />
<br />
Girsberger 'Folio', task, 5 wheel, black, coat hanger on back<br />
<br />
52 items, £20ea.<br />
<br />
* <s>10-15 items, Henry Sands/Hackspace, £200-300</s><br />
* 2 items, Tgreer, £40<br />
* 2 items, Tim Reynolds, £40<br />
* 1 item, Nathen Sample, £20<br />
* 2 item, Dan Reid, £40<br />
* 4 items, Matt Taylor, £80<br />
* 2-3 items, wyan, £40-£60<br />
* 2 items, Matt Wheeler, £40<br />
* 1 item, Paul Rossi, £20<br />
<br />
'''Total items:''' 16-17<br />
<br />
'''Remaining:''' 35-36<br />
<br />
'''Total cost:''' £300-320<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Printers'''<br />
<br />
Various available<br />
* Printer with duplex unit, Wyan Std, nominal fee (£10-20?)<br />
<br />
== Single items ==<br />
<br />
<br />
* 46" TV, Adrian Godwin/Music Hackspace, £50<br />
* Silver drinks fridge, Sci/Hackspace, £20<br />
* Water-cooler, Adrian Godwin/Hackspace, £10<br />
<br />
<br />
== Freebies ==<br />
<br />
* Rollerfront cabinets, 63 available, unknown number wanted, various sizes (see spreadsheet), Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* 7 x Voko tambour unit 1200w x 720h x 440d grey <b>Hackspace</b><br />
* Microwave, 1 item, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* Shelving units, 18 available, two sizes, unknown number wanted, Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* 5 x Racking, steel, grey bolt together. 12" x 36" x 86"h <b>Hackspace</b><br />
* 60Kw UPS<br />
** Sci/parting-out for members/partial battery installation into existing UPS<br />
** Jon Russell/home installation<br />
** <s>Paddy Duncan/Hackspace installation</s><br />
<br />
== Random ==<br />
<br />
Interest in items that have not been mentioned as existing as part of the clearence<br />
<br />
* Mugs, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* 1-2U server cabinets, Cristian</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=OfficeClearJune2015&diff=46124OfficeClearJune20152015-03-22T09:36:50Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>In mid June 2015 we will be able to remove leftover items from a bank office that is moving to new premises.<br />
<br />
All remaining equipment will have been decomissioned by the weekend of the 20th and be available for removal.<br />
<br />
Some items are available for a nominal fee, others are available for free.<br />
<br />
Which items we are interested in needs to be arranged in advance as a the office needs to arrange disposal and get advance quotes from clearence firms.<br />
<br />
== Costed items ==<br />
<br />
Below is a compilation of items interest has been expressed in, their available number and any suggested price to ensure.<br />
<br />
'''Wheeled office chairs'''<br />
<br />
Girsberger 'Folio', task, 5 wheel, black, coat hanger on back<br />
<br />
52 items, £20ea.<br />
<br />
* 10-15 items, Henry Sands/Hackspace, £200-300<br />
* 2 items, Tgreer, £40<br />
* 2 items, Tim Reynolds, £40<br />
* 1 item, Nathen Sample, £20<br />
* 2 item, Dan Reid, £40<br />
* 4 items, Matt Taylor, £80<br />
* 1-3 items, wyan, £20-£60<br />
<br />
'''Total items:''' 21-29<br />
<br />
'''Remaining:''' 23-25<br />
<br />
'''Total cost:''' £420-580<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Printers'''<br />
<br />
Various available<br />
* Printer with duplex unit, Wyan Std, nominal fee (£10-20?)<br />
<br />
== Single items ==<br />
<br />
<br />
* 46" TV, Adrian Godwin/Music Hackspace, £50<br />
* Silver drinks fridge, Sci/Hackspace, £20<br />
* Water-cooler, Adrian Godwin/Hackspace, £10<br />
<br />
<br />
== Freebies ==<br />
<br />
* Rollerfront cabinets, 63 available, unknown number wanted, various sizes (see spreadsheet), Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* Microwave, 1 item, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* Shelving units, 18 available, two sizes, unknown number wanted, Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* 60Kw UPS<br />
** Sci/parting-out for members/partial battery instalation into existing UPS<br />
** Jon Russell/home instalation<br />
** Paddy Duncan/Hackspace instalation<br />
<br />
== Random ==<br />
<br />
Interest in items that have not been mentioned as existing as part of the clearence<br />
<br />
* Mugs, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* 1-2U server cabinets, Cristian</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=OfficeClearJune2015&diff=46117OfficeClearJune20152015-03-21T17:49:31Z<p>Wyan: /* Costed items */</p>
<hr />
<div>In mid June 2015 we will be able to remove leftover items from a bank office that is moving to new premises.<br />
<br />
All remaining equipment will have been decomissioned by the weekend of the 20th and be available for removal.<br />
<br />
Some items are available for a nominal fee, others are available for free.<br />
<br />
Which items we are interested in needs to be arranged in advance as a the office needs to arrange disposal and get advance quotes from clearence firms.<br />
<br />
== Costed items ==<br />
<br />
Below is a compilation of items interest has been expressed in, their available number and any suggested price to ensure.<br />
<br />
'''Wheeled office chairs'''<br />
<br />
Girsberger 'Folio', task, 5 wheel, black, coat hanger on back<br />
<br />
52 items, £20ea.<br />
<br />
* 10-15 items, Henry Sands/Hackspace, £200-300<br />
* 2 items, Tgreer, £40<br />
* 1-2 items, Tim Reynolds, £20-40<br />
* 1 item, Nathen Sample, £20<br />
* 1 item, Dan Reid, £20<br />
* 4 items, Matt Taylor, £20<br />
* 1 item, wyan, £20<br />
<br />
'''Total items:''' 19-25<br />
<br />
'''Remaining:''' 27<br />
<br />
'''Total cost:''' £300-420<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Printers'''<br />
<br />
Various available<br />
* Printer with duplex unit, Wyan Std, nominal fee (£10-20?)<br />
<br />
== Single items ==<br />
<br />
<br />
* 46" TV, Adrian Godwin/Music Hackspace, £50<br />
* Silver drinks fridge, Sci/Hackspace, £20<br />
* Water-cooler, Adrian Godwin/Hackspace, £10<br />
<br />
<br />
== Freebies ==<br />
<br />
* Rollerfront cabinets, 63 available, unknown number wanted, various sizes (see spreadsheet), Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* Microwave, 1 item, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* Shelving units, 18 available, two sizes, unknown number wanted, Paddy Duncan/Hackspace<br />
* 60Kw UPS<br />
** Sci/parting-out for members/partial battery instalation into existing UPS<br />
** Jon Russell/home instalation<br />
** Paddy Duncan/Hackspace instalation<br />
<br />
== Random ==<br />
<br />
Interest in items that have not been mentioned as existing as part of the clearence<br />
<br />
* Mugs, Jasper Wallace/Hackspace<br />
* 1-2U server cabinets, Cristian</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Lost_and_found&diff=44317Lost and found2014-12-08T09:38:10Z<p>Wyan: /* Over six months ago */</p>
<hr />
<div>Things occasionally go missing in the hackspace. Most of them turn up ([[User:Russ#Russ.27s_Laws_of_Hackspace|Russ's first law]] of Hackspace) but some don't. <br />
<br />
This page is a place to record things that have been lost, especially if you suspect they've been taken away by persons unknown.<br />
<br />
<br />
=Lost=<br />
<br />
:If you lose something, list it here, with your contact details. <br />
:It's OK to list stuff that belongs to the space. Your contact details are still useful even if it's not personal property.<br />
:If you've taken it, not realising it wasn't free, please get in touch and return it.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Recently ==<br />
* Makita drill, battery & charger. Noted by jasperw, 26-7-14 (irc) and tgreer, 27-7-14 (mail)<br />
* Two CR oscilloscopes. These were donated whilst at Cremer St and were previously stored under the electronics bench (seen there in the first half of 2014). An HP 1700 series and a Tek 475 (I think). Remaining oscilloscopes are a fairly recent Rigol, a Philips, a Hameg and an ancient Cossor. All are inferior to the Tek and HP for most jobs.<br />
* The PCB shears / guillotine. This is a very expensive item and was donated to us. It disappeared again a couple of months later, around June 2014<br />
* The UV exposure unit for PCB making. A replacement was purchased by pledge. <br />
<br />
== Over six months ago ==<br />
<br />
* A Logitech gaming keyboard donated by [[User:Velyks|Velyks]], last seen in the keyboard bin - 13 Dec 2013.<br />
* Camille's laptop from the workshop ([https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/a_2JcTnONy4/UKSUbNeyMuUJ mailing list thread]). 17th October 2013.<br />
* [[Church]]. Added 17 October 2013<br />
* the card, (but not the cable!) of a 4 port pci serial card. Added 17 October 2013<br />
* 2 x nice motherboards + cpu's, one intel donated by tgreer and an amd one that we've had for a while. Added 17 October 2013<br />
* 2.5in sata hard drive that was with a dead mobo downstairs. Added 17 October 2013, gone in the last 3 weeks.<br />
* Daniel Steen's post - something from China. ([https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/rt3k7XXTsKU/h0b3B9HeY1gJ mailing list thread]). Reported 13th October 2013, last seen 20th September 2013.<br />
* The Hackspace's Dell Ultrasharp monitor 22-24" with HDMI input ([https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/london-hack-space/QTPxBTP4snE mailing list thread]). List notified on 7th October 2013<br />
* T1000 Sun server ([https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/tOjWxKjJmRw/cFic2rbJui4J mailing list thread]). List notified on 5th October 2013<br />
* Shim Smilansky's grey Big Jambox speakers ([https://groups.google.com/d/msg/london-hack-space/pd5Oq5MEvKQ/B7loexLhtQcJ mailing list thread]). Listed notified on 16th August 2013<br />
* BBQ grill ([https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/london-hack-space/AU_BdUcJbUc/30G2nJOEtS0J mailing list thread]). List notified on 15th July 2013<br />
* Tom's laptop from the caravan in the car park. some point after the move in 2013<br />
* 12" bell-jar cut cylinder from Vac-station project - Between Last seen 17-07-13 and gone by 12-09-13 (was labled DNH. Sticker *removed* and replaced on other equipment)<br />
* Two NEMA 23 steppers from engraver refurbishment (labled DNH) - noticed October 3rd 2013<br />
* Fabscan arduino shield, Arduino Uno and bolts from fabscan ([https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/london-hack-space/fabscan/london-hack-space/yyDjBd7nnIE/jcqrRLT5zE4J mailing list thread]) reported to list 2nd July 2013.<br />
* Tomwyatt's projector<br />
* More Minumus development boards, 32K type, from drrk's order (were waiting in the quiet room for collection)<br />
* Mobile phone charger Galaxy S3 (see picture [http://nsa29.casimages.com/img/2012/08/26/120826041144284707.jpg here]) (left and lost in the space a while back, but realised just now there was a lost and found section) [[User:Marcbarto| Marc]]<br />
* Allied Telesys MR820T Ethernet Hub <s><- if this is the long grey one it's been around recently.</s><br />
* 2x Microsoft Kinects (!) - One was donated and one was pledged for. <br />
* The Variac. It seems to have disappeared. Noticed about NY 2013.. <br />
* Keyless chuck for the 3-in-1 [https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!searchin/london-hack-space/keyless$20chuck/london-hack-space/CpOlKScHNyc/E2kpAgugJMUJ mailing list thread]<br />
* Unbranded mains hammer drill donated to the space by Elliot. The drill casing was a grey/blue colour.<br />
<br />
=Found=<br />
<br />
If the item turns up, please move it to the list below or remove it completely. We don't want to get upset about stuff that's no longer missing.<br />
<br />
*AVR programmer (solexious found it on the electronics bench, put it in the arduino bin 20/11/12)<br />
* 8 x [http://www.modtraders.co.uk/minimus-avr-usb-development-board.html Minimus AVR USB Development Boards] were lost by [[User:Montyphy|Monty]]. Noticed to be missing on 8th March 2012. ([https://groups.google.com/group/london-hack-space/browse_thread/thread/6ba2d3da33b9bd50 mailing list]) (Paddy found the envelope in the Gauges box in the workshop)<br />
* HDMI/DVI adapter for Google TV<br />
* [http://www.globalspecialties.com/media/k2/items/cache/00e7056ec788d5b42162a6c13dbba43c_XL.jpg Global Specialties PB103 breadboard] was lost by [[User:Teabot|Elliot ]] was found assimilated into a robotics project.<br />
* Paul's carrier bag of (mostly amateur) radio kit. Including Baofeng handheld, some coax etc. Lost over the summer 2013.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Infrastructure]]<br />
[[Category:Guides]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Pledge:_New_Laser_Cutter&diff=44316Pledge: New Laser Cutter2014-12-08T09:37:32Z<p>Wyan: /* Pledges */</p>
<hr />
<div>London Hackspace's current laser cutter has served us very well over the last four years. It's consistently one of the most popular and most useful tools in the space and it's gained us a lot of members.<br />
<br />
However, it's not without faults: the tube (and the power supply) still lasts for a significantly shorter time than it should, it's often a complete pain to maintain, and in some respects it's showing its age. The quality of imported laser cutters has improved substantially over the last few years. Not to mention that these days we can probably find space for something a little bit more substantial.<br />
<br />
We'd like to buy a new [http://www.justaddsharks.co.uk/silvertail-a0-laser-cutter/ Silvertail A0 laser cutter] from [http://www.justaddsharks.co.uk/ Just Add Sharks]. <br />
<br />
[[File:silvertail_laser_cutter.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Silvertail A0 Laser Cutter]]<br />
<br />
Just Add Sharks is a fairly new company formed by two guys from the UK Hackspace scene who wanted to import good-quality laser cutters into the UK. They're no strangers to using laser cutters in a Hackspace environment, and they've already put some of their machines in a number of other UK spaces. We've seen their machines in person and they are much nicer laser cutters than what we currently have.<br />
<br />
The spec of the Silvertail is:<br />
<br />
* '''1200x900mm''' cutting area (our current machine is 560x300mm)<br />
* '''80 Watt''' laser tube (our current machine is 40W)<br />
<br />
In addition, this machine has the following major improvements in quality over our current laser cutter:<br />
<br />
* A [http://www.recilaser.com/ Reci] laser tube and power supply - the closest you can get to a high quality name brand while still being a Chinese import.<br />
* Through-bed fume extraction, which results in cleaner cuts.<br />
* Well-made, counter-sprung mirror mounts, which make re-aligning the laser a lot easier.<br />
* Gas struts on the lid so it doesn't hit you on the head every so often.<br />
* Many other minor improvements.<br />
<br />
The controller and software on the Silvertail is the same MPC6515/LaserCut 5.3 combination as we have on our current laser cutter. Seemingly this is the only thing which hasn't changed in the last four years, but at least we know it works and existing users are familiar with it.<br />
<br />
==Cost==<br />
<br />
The cost of this machine is '''£6150'''. We are happy to match 50% of this amount from the London Hackspace budget, so we need to raise £3075 through pledges.<br />
<br />
==Pledges==<br />
<br />
Target Reached! Please send your money to the London Hackspace account (the same account you pay your membership) and use the reference 'PEWPEW'. Then mark your name as '''PAID''' .<br />
<br />
* £50 - <strike>[[User:Russ|Russ]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £40 - <strike>[[User:Mentar|Mentar]]</strike>- '''PAID'''<br />
* £30 - <strike>[[User:Tgreer|tgreer]]</strike>- '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <s>[[User:Artag|artag]]</s> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £75 - <s>[[User:JasperWallace|Jasper]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £30 - <strike>[[User:Oly|Oly]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £15 - <strike>[[User:Bmsleight|bmsleight]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <strike>Lynz</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £15 - <strike>[[User:MScroggs|MScroggs]]</strike> '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <s>[[User:Oni|Oni]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <s>[[User:Detonate|Det]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <strike>[[User:Antonio|Antonio]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £150 - <strike>[[User:YetiFiasco|YetiFiasco]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £100 - <strike>[[User:Velyks|Velyks]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <strike>[[User:Billy_Smith| Billy]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £30 - <strike>[[User:Crypt|Crypt]] </strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <strike>[[User:nickjohnson|Nick Johnson]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £100 - <strike>[[User:Fuxy|Fuxy]]</strike>- '''PAID'''<br />
* £30 - <strike> [[User:marcbarto|Marc Barto]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <s>[[User:simonvc|Simon VC]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <strike>[[User:jonath4n|Jonath4n]]</strike>- '''PAID'''<br />
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* £40 - <strike>[[User:Kikesantos|Enrique Santos]]</strike>- '''PAID'''<br />
* £40 - <strike>Salman</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <strike>[[User:Dorward|Dorward]]</strike> -'''PAID''' <br />
* £25 - <strike>[[User:Cryozot|Igor Lobanov]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £30 - <strike>Christoph</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £10 - <strike>[[User:Alexp|Alex P]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £55 - <strike>Martin Clayton</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <strike>[[User:Sully|Sully]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £75 - <strike>[[User:Orls|Owen Smith]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £50 - <strike>[[User:Gddlp|Greg D]]</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <strike>Matthew Freeman (via [[User:Pingless|Pingless]])</strike> - '''PAID'''<br />
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* £10 - <s>[[User:CDave|cDave]]</s> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <s>[[User:Domas|Domas]]</s> - '''PAID'''<br />
* £20 - <s>JJ</s> - '''PAID'''<br />
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* £15 - <s>[[User:marekventur|marekventur]]</s> - '''PAID'''<br />
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* £50 - [[User:lostvalues|lostvalues]]<br />
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* £20 - Le.Bonnett<br />
* £30 - [[User:jeromemaurey|Jerome]]<br />
* £30 - [[User:JonRussell|JonR]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:Kory75|Kory75]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:nathan|Nathan Lewis]]<br />
* £15 - Cristina O<br />
* £20 - [[User:AnthonySteele|Anthony Steele]]<br />
* £25 - [[User:Simon G|Simon G]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:Toria_meows|Toria]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:tomw|tomw]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:Pierre-o|Pierre-o]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:BytePilot|BytePilot]] (can also vouch for Just add Sharks as Really Great Guys)<br />
* £20 - Sabraz Ali <br />
* £20 - David Murphy<br />
* £20 - Alex Addison (penguat)<br />
* £30 - Alex Beckett<br />
* £20 - Renato Lopes<br />
* £30 - [[User:Palantir|Juan]]<br />
* £50 - [[User:Ms7821|Mark]]<br />
* £20 - <s>[[User:Cadmus|Cadmus (Tom S)]]</s> '''PAID'''<br />
* £40 - [[User:Espero|Espero]]<br />
* £20 - [[User:YOPERO|YOPERO]]<br />
* £50 - [[User:SpikeUK|Spike]]<br />
* £15 - [[User:estebanflyer|Esteban Diaz]]<br />
* £50 - [[User:Jonty|Jonty]]<br />
* £40 - Charles Duffy <br />
* £40 - [[User:ascen|asc]]<br />
* £10 - <s>[[User:wyan|wyan]]</s> '''paid'''<br />
* £25 - [[User:slos|Slos]]<br />
* £125 - [[User:JamesGeddes|JamesGeddes]] ([[User talk:JamesGeddes|talk]]) 22:16, 11 November 2014 (UTC)<br />
* £10 - Angela Stoddard<br />
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* £20 - [[User:Teaindreamland|Lewis]]<br />
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Approximate target: '''£3075'''<br />
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Paid Total: '''£1930'''<br />
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[[Category:Pledges]]</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:MathSpace&diff=44284Group:MathSpace2014-12-03T13:56:04Z<p>Wyan: /* Next events */</p>
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<div>The London MathSpace is a group that aims to meet fortnightly to discuss topics in Mathematics. The format we follow is to have one or two short talks followed by discussion time. Topics of interest among the participants in the kickoff meeting are mainly in applied math & statistics (machine learning, graphics, computer vision, biomathematics...), but there are also a few into pure math. Some people would be up to read and discuss papers.<br />
<br />
We aim to have talks pretty much at all levels, from recreational math to graduate topics, so don't be scared to propose a talk on any topic!<br />
<br />
We have decided to hold these on alternate Fridays from now on, since other dates can be problematic re. booking the classroom.<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
<br />
== Next events ==<br />
<br />
=== Friday 5th December: Introduction to Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange and Perfect Forward Secrecy, by Axel Wagner ===<br />
<br />
==== Future events ====<br />
* 19th December<br />
* 9th January (I guess skipping the 2nd is reasonable... but happy to do an informal one if there's demand)<br />
<br />
== Past meetings ==<br />
==== 21 Nov 2014 ====<br />
* Braiding (Matthew Scroggs)<br />
==== 24 Oct 2014 ====<br />
* Flexagons (Matthew Scroggs). Flexagon templates can be found [http://www.mscroggs.co.uk/blog/tags/flexagons here]<br />
<br />
== Proposed talks ==<br />
<br />
The following talks have been offered by MathSpace members:<br />
<br />
* Machine learning<br />
* Hidden Markov models for robots<br />
* Set theory (wyan)<br />
* Geometric group theory<br />
* Voting theory<br />
* Divergent series (wyan)<br />
<br />
If you would like to ask for a talk on a particular topic, please list it below:<br />
<br />
*</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:MathSpace&diff=44283Group:MathSpace2014-12-03T13:54:29Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>The London MathSpace is a group that aims to meet fortnightly to discuss topics in Mathematics. The format we follow is to have one or two short talks followed by discussion time. Topics of interest among the participants in the kickoff meeting are mainly in applied math & statistics (machine learning, graphics, computer vision, biomathematics...), but there are also a few into pure math. Some people would be up to read and discuss papers.<br />
<br />
We aim to have talks pretty much at all levels, from recreational math to graduate topics, so don't be scared to propose a talk on any topic!<br />
<br />
We have decided to hold these on alternate Fridays from now on, since other dates can be problematic re. booking the classroom.<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
<br />
== Next events ==<br />
<br />
=== Friday 5th December ===<br />
Introduction to Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange and Perfect Forward Secrecy, by Axel Wagner<br />
<br />
=== Future dates (proposed) ===<br />
* 19th December<br />
* 9th January (I guess skipping the 2nd is reasonable... but happy to do an informal one if there's demand)<br />
<br />
== Past meetings ==<br />
==== 21 Nov 2014 ====<br />
* Braiding (Matthew Scroggs)<br />
==== 24 Oct 2014 ====<br />
* Flexagons (Matthew Scroggs). Flexagon templates can be found [http://www.mscroggs.co.uk/blog/tags/flexagons here]<br />
<br />
== Proposed talks ==<br />
<br />
The following talks have been offered by MathSpace members:<br />
<br />
* Machine learning<br />
* Hidden Markov models for robots<br />
* Set theory (wyan)<br />
* Geometric group theory<br />
* Voting theory<br />
* Divergent series (wyan)<br />
<br />
If you would like to ask for a talk on a particular topic, please list it below:<br />
<br />
*</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:MathSpace&diff=44021Group:MathSpace2014-11-17T11:23:20Z<p>Wyan: </p>
<hr />
<div>The London MathSpace is a group that aims to meet fortnightly to discuss topics in Mathematics. The format we follow is to have one or two short talks followed by discussion time. Topics of interest among the participants in the kickoff meeting are mainly in applied math & statistics (machine learning, graphics, computer vision, biomathematics...), but there are also a few into pure math. Some people would be up to read and discuss papers.<br />
<br />
We aim to have talks pretty much at all levels, from recreational math to graduate topics, so don't be scared to propose a talk on any topic!<br />
<br />
We have decided to hold these on alternate Fridays from now on, since other dates can be problematic re. booking the classroom.<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
<br />
== Next events ==<br />
<br />
=== Friday 21th November: TBD ===<br />
<br />
=== Future dates (proposed) ===<br />
* 5th December<br />
* 19th December<br />
* 9th January (I guess skipping the 2nd is reasonable... but happy to do an informal one if there's demand)<br />
<br />
== Past meetings ==<br />
==== 24 Oct 2014 ====<br />
* Flexagons (Matthew Scroggs). Flexagon templates can be found [http://www.mscroggs.co.uk/blog/tags/flexagons here]<br />
<br />
== Proposed talks ==<br />
<br />
The following talks have been offered by MathSpace members:<br />
<br />
* Introduction to cryptography<br />
* Machine learning<br />
* Hidden Markov models for robots<br />
* Set theory<br />
* Geometric group theory<br />
<br />
If you would like to ask for a talk on a particular topic, please list it below:<br />
<br />
*</div>Wyanhttps://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/w/index.php?title=Group:MathSpace&diff=44020Group:MathSpace2014-11-17T11:22:19Z<p>Wyan: /* Next meeting */</p>
<hr />
<div>The London MathSpace is a group that aims to meet fortnightly to discuss topics in Mathematics. The format we follow is to have one or two short talks followed by discussion time. Topics of interest among the participants in the kickoff meeting are mainly in applied math & statistics (machine learning, graphics, computer vision, biomathematics...), but there are also a few into pure math. Some people would be up to read and discuss papers.<br />
<br />
We aim to have talks pretty much at all levels, from recreational math to graduate topics, so don't be scared to propose a talk on any topic!<br />
<br />
__NOTOC__<br />
<br />
== Next meeting ==<br />
<br />
=== Friday 21th November: TBD ===<br />
<br />
=== Next dates (proposed) ===<br />
* 5th December<br />
* 19th December<br />
* 9th January (I guess skipping the 2nd is reasonable... but happy to do an informal one if there's demand)<br />
<br />
== Past meetings ==<br />
==== 24 Oct 2014 ====<br />
* Flexagons (Matthew Scroggs). Flexagon templates can be found [http://www.mscroggs.co.uk/blog/tags/flexagons here]<br />
<br />
== Proposed talks ==<br />
<br />
The following talks have been offered by MathSpace members:<br />
<br />
* Introduction to cryptography<br />
* Machine learning<br />
* Hidden Markov models for robots<br />
* Set theory<br />
* Geometric group theory<br />
<br />
If you would like to ask for a talk on a particular topic, please list it below:<br />
<br />
*</div>Wyan