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* A fees-made - sends bailiffs in to repossess the sleeper's goods if they don't wake up. NB somewhat dangerous as a lawyer is required. | * A fees-made - sends bailiffs in to repossess the sleeper's goods if they don't wake up. NB somewhat dangerous as a lawyer is required. | ||
* A tase-made - also along the lines of a please-mate, but uses a bolt designed to induce neuromuscular incapacitation; and therefore 1200 volts instead of a creep. | * A tase-made - also along the lines of a please-mate, but uses a bolt designed to induce neuromuscular incapacitation; and therefore 1200 volts instead of a creep. | ||
* A midge-made - along the lines of a fleas-made but releases a whining midge to buzz in your ear; and therefore a tank of stagnant water instead of a cheese. | * A midge-made - along the lines of a fleas-made but releases a whining midge to buzz in your ear; and therefore a tank of stagnant water instead of a cheese. | ||
* A midget-made - along the lines of the midge-made but releases a single whining midget; cage instead of tank of stagnant water. | * A midget-made - along the lines of the midge-made but releases a single whining midget; cage instead of tank of stagnant water. | ||
* A french-maid - | * A french-maid - along the lines of a midget-made, but appealing to a different fetish; a short dress instead of short legs. | ||
* A tease-made - | * A brides-made - along the lines of a french-maid, but catering for drunken uncles. | ||
* A tease-made - generic term for previous | |||
* Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | * Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | ||
* Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | * Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | ||
**isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | **isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | ||
