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  <detonate> we wish
  <detonate> we wish
  <rophl> :(
  <rophl> :(
< KaiserPro> I've spoken to a guantanamo prisoner
< KaiserPro> he was really upper middle class
< KaiserPro> good story.
< ms7821> cuba doesn't even have waitrose
< KaiserPro> its got M&S homewares though?
<@oni> ms7821 its ok! Ocado delivers :P
<ms7821> oni: did you just put yourself on the quotes page? :/


  <russss> someone sent me a PHP-encrypted mail to ask me for a keybase invite a few weeks ago
  <russss> someone sent me a PHP-encrypted mail to ask me for a keybase invite a few weeks ago
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  <rophl> doner arigato mr roboto
  <rophl> doner arigato mr roboto


<@booyaa> get back into the yoga yurt and omm it out
<@booyaa> get back into the yoga yurt and omm it out
 
<Cadmus> It was the world's most famous Georgian!
<aden> Cadmus: stalin?
<Cadmus> aden: Got it in one
<aden> it was 50/50 either him or Ludacris
 
<velyks> How many of your disaster recovery plans end with (or start with) find a new job?
<@TimRTerrible> The best ones start with it, the worst ones end.
<velyks> TimRTerrible: Well there could be intermediary steps, like destroying evidence
 
<@Cadmus> We just had a DR scenario test. To decide if people were ill or not we rolled 4d6 for each person. In the boring talkie bits I made a good start on an Elf Druid
 
<@russss> insuring a hackspace against theft is only worthwhile if you enjoy losing arguments with loss adjusters
 
<rophl> also, I can't work out how to stop playing eurotrash stimulator 2
<matstace> Now I really want there to be an actual Eurotrash Simulator. "'ello my Breetish Chums, 'ere is a man in a penguin suit..."
<Cadmus> There's DRM, it only boots if your parents are asleep and volume is 20% or less
 
-*- cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window
<matstace> Only if I can put on my cloak and wizard's hat first
<detonate> o_0
<padski> remember you are on oath not to reveal the trustee rituals cepmenderer
<CptPrime> Dammit cepmenderer!
<Cadmus> ?quotes
<robonaut> https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/view/Quotes#bottom
<cepmenderer> Arrggghhh!
<ms7821> nobody says anything funny any more
<cepmenderer> you can tell that Morris is back on ther manor...
<aden> not allowed to be funny on the internet anymore
 
<nigle> How about we buy just ONE container, fill it with all the people who think containers would make a good hackspace, and dump it in the Thames?
 
<@russss> I know it's silly, I'm not responsible for american english
<@CptPrime> heck i still get confused by pants/trousers
<@tomwyatt> calm down there superman
 
<@YetiFiasco> I've replaced the battery in this one+1 4 times
<@tomwyatt> 24 times?
<@YetiFiasco> No
<@tomwyatt> sorry, been looking at js too long
 
<KaiserPro> well, when it launches I shall try and dish out api keys like sweets
<@aden> KaiserPro: doubt many kids are going to get in the back of your van for api keys
<KaiserPro> just you watch
 
<Paul2> "Where practicable, the maximum current drawn by the locomotives should be limited to 300 amps." @25kV? That's quite a lot of power.
<KaiserPro> 3/4 of a mega watt
<@Cadmus> Moderate Scott!
 
* g6vzm is going to enjoy watching Initiative Q crash and burn, or rather enjoy taking the piss out of mates who're believing the hype
<@Cadmus> Isn't that the rude muppet musical?
<MatStace> The Internet is for porn^Wponzi schemes disguised as a new crypto-currency


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