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<Cadmus> aden: Got it in one | <Cadmus> aden: Got it in one | ||
<aden> it was 50/50 either him or Ludacris | <aden> it was 50/50 either him or Ludacris | ||
<velyks> How many of your disaster recovery plans end with (or start with) find a new job? | |||
<@TimRTerrible> The best ones start with it, the worst ones end. | |||
<velyks> TimRTerrible: Well there could be intermediary steps, like destroying evidence | |||
<@Cadmus> We just had a DR scenario test. To decide if people were ill or not we rolled 4d6 for each person. In the boring talkie bits I made a good start on an Elf Druid | |||
<@russss> insuring a hackspace against theft is only worthwhile if you enjoy losing arguments with loss adjusters | |||
<rophl> also, I can't work out how to stop playing eurotrash stimulator 2 | |||
<matstace> Now I really want there to be an actual Eurotrash Simulator. "'ello my Breetish Chums, 'ere is a man in a penguin suit..." | |||
<Cadmus> There's DRM, it only boots if your parents are asleep and volume is 20% or less | |||
-*- cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint | |||
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window | |||
<matstace> Only if I can put on my cloak and wizard's hat first | |||
<detonate> o_0 | |||
<padski> remember you are on oath not to reveal the trustee rituals cepmenderer | |||
<CptPrime> Dammit cepmenderer! | |||
<Cadmus> ?quotes | |||
<robonaut> https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/view/Quotes#bottom | |||
<cepmenderer> Arrggghhh! | |||
<ms7821> nobody says anything funny any more | |||
<cepmenderer> you can tell that Morris is back on ther manor... | |||
<aden> not allowed to be funny on the internet anymore | |||
<nigle> How about we buy just ONE container, fill it with all the people who think containers would make a good hackspace, and dump it in the Thames? | |||
<@russss> I know it's silly, I'm not responsible for american english | |||
<@CptPrime> heck i still get confused by pants/trousers | |||
<@tomwyatt> calm down there superman | |||
<@YetiFiasco> I've replaced the battery in this one+1 4 times | |||
<@tomwyatt> 24 times? | |||
<@YetiFiasco> No | |||
<@tomwyatt> sorry, been looking at js too long | |||
<KaiserPro> well, when it launches I shall try and dish out api keys like sweets | |||
<@aden> KaiserPro: doubt many kids are going to get in the back of your van for api keys | |||
<KaiserPro> just you watch | |||
<Paul2> "Where practicable, the maximum current drawn by the locomotives should be limited to 300 amps." @25kV? That's quite a lot of power. | |||
<KaiserPro> 3/4 of a mega watt | |||
<@Cadmus> Moderate Scott! | |||
* g6vzm is going to enjoy watching Initiative Q crash and burn, or rather enjoy taking the piss out of mates who're believing the hype | |||
<@Cadmus> Isn't that the rude muppet musical? | |||
<MatStace> The Internet is for porn^Wponzi schemes disguised as a new crypto-currency | |||
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