Quotes
From London Hackspace Wiki
<aden> i'm an idiot, came in to work today and i've got the day off
<Paul2> man vengaboys were awesome
<Muz> 
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<EarthshineDesign> question <EarthshineDesign> was the girl with teh pigtails last night Caitlin ? <Muz> No that was lizzard. <Muz> Caitlin's the really tall one. <EarthshineDesign> Oh <Muz> The really tall one that NEVER turns up anymore. <EarthshineDesign> well the one with pigtails was a babe ... <earthshine> well if she is a tranny she's a damned hot one
<caitlin> the musicians need to get home to bed, so they can get up early and work on their business plan
<aden> steff: i love the smell of chlamydia in the morning
<@jontyw> this is why I love russ: <@jontyw> <russ> I found a piece of leuttice in my wallet this morning, so I presume I had a kebab.
<Paul2> the sad thing is people have nothing better to do with their lives but add trees to OSM
<@t0m> I'm also fairly big on angle grinding, and generally most things which can result in accidental breakage of rule 0 <@m00> rule 0? <@t0m> Do not be on fire.
<@solexious> Should the used Ferric Chloride and Sodium Silicate be returned into their respective bottles? <parag0n> drink them <parag0n> they're harmless once used <parag0n> and taste delicious
<Paul2> AircraftInteriorsExpo, continuing the trend of putting anyword infront of expo and thinking it will be great.
<parag0n> who wants to buy sealand and start a hackspace there <tomwardill> the commute is a bit of a bitch
<ICANN> have you guys ever heard of the landline hacking? <ICANN> well not hacking really but secret <theothers> It's not called that anymore, it's Bushwhacking.
<theothers> If you ever see arpawocky on this channel he would be able to teach you how to build this stuff, he tought me. <ICANN> to build what? <@parag0n> mains phase shifter, other disco equipment
<codexn> caitlin ,i am wish to make friends with you !just talk something we like ,ok? <@Alex> ...wat <caitlin> hush you, i stand to make my first ever friend
<@aden> i read irc, twitter, and facebook, that's like reading a few really badly written books every day
<@russss> it's dark. There may be a nonzero chance of being eaten by a grue
<@solexious> Im going to repurpose one of my strobe beacons and hook it up to a methane sensor for the loos
<@solexious> ow, protip, dont solder naked
<ms7821> I am not sleeping on the dong
<robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door. <robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door. <robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door. <robonaut> t0m opened the hackspace door.
<glen2> Pizza printer? <Blapto> pizza printer! <glen2> So a cheese extruider? <aden> going to put pizza dough in the makerbot instead of PLA <glen2> Please don't touch the Makerbot.
<@aden> you can't own a mac and be a troll, you'd spend all day trolling yourself
<samthetechie> (to Kal) I'm so going to chain you to a radiator one day
<@solexious> oni_: less dancing, more grinding
<@roberthl> aden: is that... bacon?
<parag0n> eve is basically a spreadsheet <parag0n> with a pretty 3d UI
<oni_> jontyw: where did you find that site? <jontyw> oni_, which site? <oni_> http://youtubecrack.on.nimp.org <earlbot> [ GNAA Last Measure Live! ] <jontyw> DO NOT CLICK <Tamsin> I was going to ask if that was SFW :) <oni_> lol, indeed <roberthl> ah fuck <roberthl> thanks guys :(
<@solexious> aaah beard fire] <@solexious> soldering fail #2 < blapto> DON'T BE ON FIRE <@solexious> its fine, im not in the space
<@actel> everything runs on gin <@Muz> Gin, and dreams.
<Blapto> Has anybody here ever bought a towel? <Muz> ... yes? <Blapto> I need some towels. I've never bought one.
< martop25xton> i am not that smart but i am easy to get along with <@lozzd> that much is clear
<@roberthl> yeah i probably came in at a bad angle <@roberthl> i think we should call it "combat docking" <@drPoggs> roberthl: i hope you wiped up
<caitlin> i had spoke cards on every single bit of my bike i could get them on when i was 9 <caitlin> REALLY wanted a motorbike <caitlin> it was quite hard to pedal
<@drPoggs> it's not *too* far <@drPoggs> continue down Old Street until you think you're in the 80s, then left up Kingsland Road and y'er almost there
<@russss> I'm sure it's doing it in a logical order, it's just not using the correct kind of logic.
<Blapto> I actually quite enjoyed that blue people film in 3D
<@haywardgb> i need a pee! where's Sol!
<caitlin> srsly, you motherfuckers.. the quotes page is basically grep caitlin log.file
< gsearle> Anyone here speak German? <@solexious> 9
<caitlin> i loathe them junking ethics in with religion <caitlin> it's like putting porn in the kids tv section <caitlin> i could use a better analogy
<@jontyw> So, all the lights are on in the space but I can't see anyone there.... < pingbat> sounds like lots of people i know
* Blapto commits seppeku or bukkake or whatever it is
< Blapto> Sucking is too much effort
<@glen2> I'm in a shell, you'll have to describle the jpg to me. < Paul2> glen2: pixel one: dark blue ish < Paul2> pixel two (going l->r) also dark blue < Paul2> maybe balck actually < Paul2> 3: same as others < Paul2> bored now. you get the picture < Paul2> oh. wait. you dont.
<Muz> I think you misunderestimate my girth
<@solexious> Cory Doctoro just borrowed a drill
<amln> that 'ff' thing confused the fuck out of me. i did think it was about fisting.
< Herald> I even put it in the oven for 5 minutes to make it warm and soft
<russss> I have like 16GB of horse-related XML
<@oni> i am currently looking after Solexious's cats <@oni> they like kebabs funnily
[18:39:45] <russss> what? I'm not grumpy
<@JamesHarrison> If they complain, put wheels on the bottom one and stick a permit on it
< aden> they could be using grindr to find a pub with lots of mac users in
<@russss> this stuff really isn't new, that's the thing. Why does it take fucking Microsoft to come out with something to get people excited about it. < Underhand> because people get excited about fucking?
<solexious> there was also a dead bee in the water tank :/ <zts> that's a bug, not a feature
<ms7821> it's the same as running away from bears - you only need to be more secure than the bike next to you
<elliot_w> useful for layzoring?: http://woodgears.ca/gear_cutting/template.html <earlbot> [ Gear template generator ] <chaotician> that's really cool <aden> now all we need is something that requires wooden or perspex gears
<aden> i use one of those hdmi over cat 5 things, and a power over ethernet adapter, and a wireless bridge, so now my pc is totally wireless
< coldblood> how are the trains running into london? < ms7821> still on tracks <@Paul2> the same way they normally do, through application of kinetic energy and friction and things
<parag0n> whoooooa <parag0n> NASA discovered life on earth
< alexs> It's like that Silicon based blob from star trek < alexs> that eats rock < alexs> (ST:TOS) < parag0n> mmm, rocks < alexs> It means life on Titan is possible. < alexs> Think of the romeo and juliet esq fanfiction that's possible now! < alexs> Arsenic based life-form falls in love with phosphorous based life form. < alexs> They run away together, and then die. < srimech> You could call it "My Chemical Romance"
< parag0n> how can we draw a penis on a set of xmas lights
<@Muz> Aden's floppy blue-tinged emoboy quiff hung loosely in front of his eyes as he breathed gently down Nigle's neck. <@Muz> Slow, the makerbot began to extrude a fine white paste.
<@jontyw> Honest to god, someone just emailed the contact@hackspace.org.uk address asking for advice on how to set up a hackerspace in london
<glen2> I'm pritty sure I could get any surgery right on the second or third try.
* russss still hasn't had an opportunity to try his telescope out <@solexious> so to speak
* alexs wonders if the mechanics on the funicular railway are RMT members <Paul2> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers (FUCK) < CableTwitch> And also the Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers Emergency Rescue Service (FUCKERS) < ms7821> and their outsourced IT dept, FUCKIT < SamLR> Funicular uniont of contractors and keyworks: wellbeing, and information training (staff) FUCKWITS < Paul2> fuckwits, the wireless part of the it services < CableTwitch> Funicular Union of Contractors and Keyworkers - Official Funicular Forum < alexs> Oh dear. < ms7821> I hear they're expanding to LUL properties with their new Trains And Rails Division < CableTwitch> The department for dealing with trackworks and maintainance follows the Universal Program < Paul2> There is a Cellular Underground Networks Team for mobiles on the tube. I need to tell them their name.
<ms7821> I had to explain 4chan to my grandmother at christmas <jpds> ms7821: 4chan != channel4. <DanB_> ms7821: You cannot say that and not give us an idea of how *precisely* you managed to explain 4chan? :) I can imagine it was quite something! <aden> slapped her round the face with his dong, and said "it's a bit like that"
<jontyw> What is solexious up to? <solexious> jontyw: helping the pizza guy work his cctv recorder
@<srimech> Due to a collision of two mailing list threads, four members of the London Hackspace were cast in resin for a new Sky TV series on the 2nd February 2011.
<aden> can't remember who it was, in the end we kicked them from the channel for being dead
<Cyd> i have an accent fetish <Cyd> i think... <Cyd> i hear a great english accent i melt <lozzd> if you were a hot girl, i'd so be attempting to bed you right now <Cyd> really? <lozzd> no offense <lozzd> hahahahah <lozzd> that was.. bizarre . . < Cindy> hi everyone <@lozzd> oh. <@lozzd> i c what u did thar. < Cindy> ? <@lozzd> [01:11:06] <-- Cyd (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has left #london-hack-space <@lozzd> [01:11:42] --> Cindy (~zinc@unaffiliated/cydd) has joined #london-hack-space < Cindy> what a coincidence...
<Muz> No, he suggested that they merely share two properties <Muz> FFUU <jontyw> I want to start graphing the frequency of muz's channel fuckups <Muz> :( <Muz> I'd been so good for months! <creature> jontyw: I think he needs a gmail-style "You're about to say something in #london-hack-space. Is this really the channel you were expecting to post in?" dialog whenever he speaks. <jontyw> Mere seconds later, in another channel: <jontyw> <Muz> Also, wtb moar multi-threading. <jontyw> <Muz> FFFUUU <jontyw> <Muz> Shut up jonty. <jontyw> <alex> Haha.
<Muz> This channel has really jumped the troll.
<kokey> ?molest <robonaut> kokey, I don't understand 'molest'. Did you mean 'meet'? <Randomskk> haha "meet" <Randomskk> as in, 'I'm going to "meet" some children'
<jontyw> For use only in emergencies: <jontyw> ?llama <robonaut> | Tony the drama llama says.. | <robonaut> ---------------------------------------- <robonaut> | | <robonaut> | o ~) | <robonaut> | o (_---; | <robonaut> | (Calm down children!) o /|~|\ | <robonaut> | / / / | <robonaut> | | <robonaut> ---------------------------------------- User mode for ms7821 set to +o by ChanServ ← robonaut was kicked by ms7821 (~Mark@goatse.co.uk): spam User mode for ms7821 set to -o by ChanServ <jontyw> Aww * jontyw removes the llama
<russ> Amongst other gunk, there was HALF A DEAD BEE lodged in the water flow interlock sensor. <artag> Alas, poor Eric.
<TypeOLobo> Looking for a squid expert with good-to-expert security,routing experience. Pays $500 for the solution. Easy money for the right expert. <ms7821> bruce schneier's a squid expert <TypeOLobo> ok, thanks ms.. i'll look for him.
<@solexious> its for dirk <parag0n> gently? * srimech whispers: "it's for dirk" <SpikeUK> :-(
<@Jasperw> can anyone remember that product/shopping agregator website that jonty posted, it was called something like justbuythisone.com <@Jasperw> oh wait, thats exactly what it's called.
<Alex> solexious: wat? <Alex> solexious: your script sucks, or that's not a script, or something else. :) <solexious> Alex: what? i dont even <Alex> horse.
<aden> when i worked on a it helpdesk, idiots wanted apostrophes in their names, then were surprised when they couldn't receive external email <russss> this is why you don't work in a helpdesk any more aden
<GPenguin> what does the bot mean when it says that somebody opened the door? <ms7821> :S <aden> GPenguin: take a guess <GPenguin> somebody connected via ssh?
<SamLR> timm pho is good but doesn't have the scalability of pizza <@russss> pho is fucking web scale
<Underhand> i certainly didn't report it when a drunk in newcastle flopped his cock out and ran towards me. i just figured that was par for the course on a friday night in the north. <creature> Underhand: You should feel privileged. That's a traditional Northern welcome. It's a great honour.
<@SamLR> we're no longer "london hackspace" we're "some guys in london" (Fox says so!) <spooq> right above "dog climbs fence" <spooq> and "homeowners fined for noisy toddler" <spooq> LHS has hit the big time! <eb4890> We've made it. We can stop now. We aren't going to do any better than that.
<jontyw> ARGHARGArarRAGHHH http://trbaldwin.com/takeways-from-linklove-london/ <jontyw> SEO conferences need to be routinely firebombed <creature> jontyw: firebombed, bombed, molotov cocktailed, incendiary bombed.
<Sci> ...And if it stops just one person filling a working clock mechanism with hot-glue & putting it on a hat, I'll be happy.
<@jontyw> Oh god, I just had a thought.
