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* A pees-made - along the lines of an oil-made but sprays body temperature urine all over the bed, forcing you out of the bed after thinking you've just pissed yourself. | * A pees-made - along the lines of an oil-made but sprays body temperature urine all over the bed, forcing you out of the bed after thinking you've just pissed yourself. | ||
* A knees-made - threatens the sleeper with kneecapping in the voice of Armando Iannucci's East End Thug character. | * A knees-made - threatens the sleeper with kneecapping in the voice of Armando Iannucci's East End Thug character. | ||
* A bears-made - along the lines of a knees-made but with a live bear scaring you awake; and therefore a cage instead of a | * A bears-made - along the lines of a knees-made but with a live bear scaring you awake; and therefore a cage instead of a speaker. | ||
* A please-mate - along the lines of a | * A please-mate - along the lines of a bears-made but instead whines at you obsequiously until you hit the snivelling little creep; and therefore a creep instead of a cage. | ||
* A tase-made - also along the lines of a | * A tase-made - also along the lines of a please-mate, but uses a bolt designed to induce neuromuscular incapacitation; and therefore 1200 volts instead of a creep. | ||
* Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | * Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | ||
* Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | * Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | ||
**isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | **isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | ||
