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* A knees-made - threatens the sleeper with kneecapping in the voice of Armando Iannucci's East End Thug character. | * A knees-made - threatens the sleeper with kneecapping in the voice of Armando Iannucci's East End Thug character. | ||
* A bears-made - along the lines of a knees-made but with a live bear scaring you awake; and therefore a cage instead of a speaker. | * A bears-made - along the lines of a knees-made but with a live bear scaring you awake; and therefore a cage instead of a speaker. | ||
* A please-mate - along the lines of a bears-made but instead whines at you obsequiously until you hit the snivelling little creep; and therefore a creep instead of a cage. | |||
* A tears-made - the packaging gives no information on whether this is the crying or ripping sort of tears. It may be both. | * A tears-made - the packaging gives no information on whether this is the crying or ripping sort of tears. It may be both. | ||
* A fees-made - sends bailiffs in to repossess the sleeper's goods if they don't wake up. NB somewhat dangerous as a lawyer is required. | * A fees-made - sends bailiffs in to repossess the sleeper's goods if they don't wake up. NB somewhat dangerous as a lawyer is required. | ||
* A tase-made - also along the lines of a please-mate, but uses a bolt designed to induce neuromuscular incapacitation; and therefore 1200 volts instead of a creep. | * A tase-made - also along the lines of a please-mate, but uses a bolt designed to induce neuromuscular incapacitation; and therefore 1200 volts instead of a creep. | ||
