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* A midge-made - along the lines of a fleas-made but releases a whining midge to buzz in your ear; and therefore a tank of stagnant water instead of a cheese. | * A midge-made - along the lines of a fleas-made but releases a whining midge to buzz in your ear; and therefore a tank of stagnant water instead of a cheese. | ||
* A midget-made - along the lines of the midge-made but releases a single whining midget; cage instead of tank of stagnant water. | * A midget-made - along the lines of the midge-made but releases a single whining midget; cage instead of tank of stagnant water. | ||
* A french-maid - along the lines of a midget-made, but | * A french-maid - along the lines of a midget-made, but catering to a different fetish; a short dress instead of short legs. | ||
* A brides-made - along the lines of a french-maid, but | * A brides-made - along the lines of a french-maid, but for drunken uncles. | ||
* A tease-made - generic term for the previous two, the aim being to | * A tease-made - generic term for the previous two, the aim being to lure the dozer out of bed. | ||
* A Tees-made - you wake to a CCTV with a loudspeaker singing Boro chants and reminiscing about drunken nights in Yarm. | |||
* Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | * Big Shower Button - The button to turn off the alarm is located in the shower which is running with cold water. The button has to be held down for 30 seconds or the alarm will restart. | ||
* Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | * Irritable Radio - Wakes you up by playing songs from last.fm tag radio. Starts with the "pop" tag and iterates through tags until it reaches "Bieber" | ||
**isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | **isn't the same effect achieved by using a normal radio alarm tuned to any regional commercial radio station | ||
