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Twas the night before Hackmass, when all through the space
<pre>Twas the night before Hackmass, when all through the space
Not a LED was lit, not even the shrine to Jonty's face .
Not a LED was lit, not even the shrine to Jonty's face.
The components were arranged in their draws with care,
The components were arranged in their drawers with care,
In hopes that St Jonty soon would be there.
In hopes that St Jonty soon would be there.


The hackers were nestled all snug on the dong,
The hackers were nestled all snug on the dong,
While visions of command lines danced in their heads.
While visions of command lines danced in their heads.
And T0m in his cycle shorts, and I wide awake,
And t0m in his cycle shorts, and I wide awake,
Had just settled our brains for a full night of quake.
Had just settled our brains for a full night of Quake.


When out in the carpark there arose such a clatter,
When out in the carpark there arose such a clatter,
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With a fearless bearded hacker, so toight and jaunty,
With a fearless bearded hacker, so toight and jaunty,
I knew in a moment it must be St Jonty.
I knew in a moment it must be St Jonty.
More rapid than fiber his coursers they came,
More rapid than fibre his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and pinged, and called them by name!
And he whistled, and pinged, and called them by name!


"Now Russ! Now, robertl! now, Oni and Catlin!
"Now Russ! Now, roberthl! now, oni and Caitlin!
On, Jasper! On, Mark! on, on b3cft and Aden!
On, Jasper! On, Mark! on, on b3cft and aden!
To the top of the balcony! to the top of the wall!
To the top of the balcony! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"


As rubish from the skip that before the wild hurricane fly,
As rubbish from the skip that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, sudo mount to the sky.
When they meet with an obstacle, sudo mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
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He was dressed all in a toight tee, from his head to his foot,
He was dressed all in a toight tee, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle from farnell he had flung on his back,
A bundle from Farnell he had flung on his back,
And he looked like hayward, just opening his sack.
And he looked like hayward, just opening his sack.


His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His wide grinning mouth was wide like a bow,
His wide grinning mouth was wide like a bow,
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And filled all the cups, with a jerk.
And filled all the cups, with a jerk.
And laying his finger on the side of doorbot,
And laying his finger on the side of doorbot,
With a flick of his wrist, the door few open with a shot!
With a flick of his wrist, the door flew open with a shot!


He sprang to his server to his team gave a ping,
He sprang to his server, to his team gave a ping,
And away they all flew, their mobiles all a ring.
And away they all flew, their mobiles all a-ring.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he flew out of sight,
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he flew out of sight,
"Happy Hackmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
"Happy Hackmass to all, and to all a good-night!"


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Sol x
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