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<Snowciopath> did not think this through | <Snowciopath> did not think this through | ||
<simonvc> where's a good place to order fridges from? | <simonvc> where's a good place to order fridges from? | ||
<MTennis> sellfridges | <MTennis> sellfridges | ||
<Sully-> ap1#show snmp location | |||
<Sully-> 447 Hackney Road | |||
<Sully-> Helpful | |||
<rophl> there's a sex toy shop just round the corner from my office that claims to be "Europe's only female-oriented sex toy emporium" | |||
<rophl> I popped my head in the door, it's got something of a claire's accessories vibe | |||
<@booyaa> 80s startups | |||
< Sully-> Is there a tu unltd? | |||
<@Daithi> no no, no no no no, no no no no | |||
<@aden> Sully-: next time i need to start up a company i'll call it tu un ltd | |||
< Cadmus> aden: What would it sell? I propose "TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOlogical solutions to social problems" | |||
* derponate points to Brighton | |||
< derponate> Cadmus: OFF YOU TROT | |||
* Cadmus GETS IN THE FUCKING SEA | |||
<@oni> I think I made a pigs ear of that last gag | |||
<@tomwyatt> oni: careful, only cameron is allowed to make pigs gag | |||
<rophl> apparently it involves questions about what you get up to with yer missus in the bedroom | |||
<@Daithi> i'm already cleared at the bottom level | |||
<rophl> ipads are for hackspace gold members only | |||
<robonaut> A series of member in-jokes opened the hackspace front door. (Last seen 1 hour ago) | |||
<mjlee> The direction of spin doesn't change direction at the equator. | |||
<rophl> it does on jupiter | |||
<rophl> the bands of different latitudes move in different directions | |||
<rophl> I could have been on jupiter for all you know | |||
<detonate> we wish | |||
<rophl> :( | |||
<russss> someone sent me a PHP-encrypted mail to ask me for a keybase invite a few weeks ago | |||
<Cadmus> Damn robots, stealing our jobs, I had a kebab carved by a robot yesterday | |||
<rophl> doner arigato mr roboto | |||
<@booyaa> get back into the yoga yurt and omm it out | |||
<Cadmus> It was the world's most famous Georgian! | |||
<aden> Cadmus: stalin? | |||
<Cadmus> aden: Got it in one | |||
<aden> it was 50/50 either him or Ludacris | |||
<velyks> How many of your disaster recovery plans end with (or start with) find a new job? | |||
<@TimRTerrible> The best ones start with it, the worst ones end. | |||
<velyks> TimRTerrible: Well there could be intermediary steps, like destroying evidence | |||
<@Cadmus> We just had a DR scenario test. To decide if people were ill or not we rolled 4d6 for each person. In the boring talkie bits I made a good start on an Elf Druid | |||
<@russss> insuring a hackspace against theft is only worthwhile if you enjoy losing arguments with loss adjusters | |||
<rophl> also, I can't work out how to stop playing eurotrash stimulator 2 | |||
<matstace> Now I really want there to be an actual Eurotrash Simulator. "'ello my Breetish Chums, 'ere is a man in a penguin suit..." | |||
<Cadmus> There's DRM, it only boots if your parents are asleep and volume is 20% or less | |||
-*- cepmenderer rubs oil on my skin and lets you shave my body with a sharp piece of flint | |||
<cepmenderer> argh wrong window | |||
<matstace> Only if I can put on my cloak and wizard's hat first | |||
<detonate> o_0 | |||
<padski> remember you are on oath not to reveal the trustee rituals cepmenderer | |||
<CptPrime> Dammit cepmenderer! | |||
<Cadmus> ?quotes | |||
<robonaut> https://wiki.london.hackspace.org.uk/view/Quotes#bottom | |||
<cepmenderer> Arrggghhh! | |||
<ms7821> nobody says anything funny any more | |||
<cepmenderer> you can tell that Morris is back on ther manor... | |||
<aden> not allowed to be funny on the internet anymore | |||
<nigle> How about we buy just ONE container, fill it with all the people who think containers would make a good hackspace, and dump it in the Thames? | |||
<@russss> I know it's silly, I'm not responsible for american english | |||
<@CptPrime> heck i still get confused by pants/trousers | |||
<@tomwyatt> calm down there superman | |||
<@YetiFiasco> I've replaced the battery in this one+1 4 times | |||
<@tomwyatt> 24 times? | |||
<@YetiFiasco> No | |||
<@tomwyatt> sorry, been looking at js too long | |||
<KaiserPro> well, when it launches I shall try and dish out api keys like sweets | |||
<@aden> KaiserPro: doubt many kids are going to get in the back of your van for api keys | |||
<KaiserPro> just you watch | |||
<Paul2> "Where practicable, the maximum current drawn by the locomotives should be limited to 300 amps." @25kV? That's quite a lot of power. | |||
<KaiserPro> 3/4 of a mega watt | |||
<@Cadmus> Moderate Scott! | |||
* g6vzm is going to enjoy watching Initiative Q crash and burn, or rather enjoy taking the piss out of mates who're believing the hype | |||
<@Cadmus> Isn't that the rude muppet musical? | |||
<MatStace> The Internet is for porn^Wponzi schemes disguised as a new crypto-currency | |||
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