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The idea here is to start at the lowest number (usually 1), perform the action specified following the number and then advance to the next number. If there is no next number, you've finished mopping and should treat yourself to something from the fridge (providing you have paid the necessary fee into the correctly labelled segment of the box). | The idea here is to start at the lowest number (usually 1), perform the action specified following the number and then advance to the next number. If there is no next number, you've finished mopping and should treat yourself to something from the fridge (providing you have paid the necessary fee into the correctly labelled segment of the box). | ||
This next bit is the numbered list I spoke about in the | This next bit is the numbered list I spoke about in the previous paragraph. Here we go! | ||
# '''Sweep the floor ''([[user:Bilko|Bilko]]'s top tip)'''''<br />It's very important that you first sweep the floor before mopping. The reason for this is simple; I'll give you some time to think about it for yourself. If you can't think of it, read ahead. If you do think of it, make sure you read ahead to ensure that you thought of the right thing.......................... Had a good little ponder there? Good! We sweep the floor to make sure that we don't end up adhering dust and other such dirty specks to the floor with the water that we're going to splash on later (apologies for the spoilers). | # '''Sweep the floor ''([[user:Bilko|Bilko]]'s top tip)'''''<br />It's very important that you first sweep the floor before mopping. The reason for this is simple; I'll give you some time to think about it for yourself. If you can't think of it, read ahead. If you do think of it, make sure you read ahead to ensure that you thought of the right thing.......................... Had a good little ponder there? Good! We sweep the floor to make sure that we don't end up adhering dust and other such dirty specks to the floor with the water that we're going to splash on later (apologies for the spoilers). | ||
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# Do not attempt to use the mop as a hat or wig. Avoid causing undue stress to the mop to ensure that it performs at maximum capacity for the duration of its use. | # Do not attempt to use the mop as a hat or wig. Avoid causing undue stress to the mop to ensure that it performs at maximum capacity for the duration of its use. | ||
# Please try not to sleep with the mop unless absolutely necessary. If you miss your last train home, sleep with the mop but do not expect others visiting the mop to be courteous if they should wish to snuggle up also. | # Please try not to sleep with the mop unless absolutely necessary. If you miss your last train home, sleep with the mop but do not expect others visiting the mop to be courteous if they should wish to snuggle up also. | ||
==Certification== | |||
After a satisfactory mop training you can make an application to receive an official diploma. People everywhere are desperate for certification in mop technology and having such a license will do wonders for your CV. | |||
==Conclusion== | ==Conclusion== |