Gold membership

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Gold Membership

Privileges

Free lasercutter time!
Expedited training
Allowed to sleep on the sofas and store large items in the space
Dibs on member box contents of expired accounts
~~Associate IRC Cabal membership~~There is no IRC cabal.
Complimentary Vote Greer keyring
Access to #london-hackspace-gold
Permission to borrow tools
Allowed to grind aluminium on the bench grinder
Permissions for ?upword
23.8% discount on all Tuck Shoppe purchases
Every third Club Mate half price
A lovely "Gold Member" tag after your name on the Members page
An account on the CabalVPN, giving you access to over 10TB of shared files and other services
Access to heating controls

Gold membership can now be bought with DogeCoin! Send 3 DGC to DRLE2iYLRMuo4w538pwCqPMzMYBVt549Yh for membership

To sign up for Gold Membership leave your CC details below:

mastercard: 5332223767165786, ccv: 851 - tomw
amex: 3758640445227870, ccv: 878 - Montyphy
mastercard: 5590463629636379, ccv: 621 - Phil
visa: 4486624382507244, ccv: 516 - Det
amex: 3375113422341192, ccv: 666 - tgreer
amex: 3401768244503919, ccv: 698 - Cadmus
mbna: 4343133919917981, ccv: 717 - keithlevett
Talk to my man at Coutts - booyaa
I have found a wonderful CC number, but the wiki is too small to contain it - wyan

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